.:Profile:.
Name: Melissa
Age: 16
Height: I have nuu~ Idea.
Eye colour: Moo
Hair colour: Moo
Status: Moo.
Stereotypical Status: A Sarcastic idiotic weirdo.

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July 16 2008

Ok so I've switched deviantart accounts, my new account is now Chrono-Axiom. Drop me a visit! I'm also using it as a short journal.

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I hate people who call themselves "True fans" of whatever anime. They seriously piss me off. ESPECIALLY if they call themselves that and then write some fic that makes the characters OOC and/or make a Mary-Sue. Recently, I've grown to throw a few rather Blunt Constructive criticism. I've been reading fanfic for a while now, and things begin to annoy you when you read things such as spelling mistakes or internet slang all the time. I Actually use to be (and still am some what) one of those nice reviewers who always say "keep up the good work!", but now I don't really care. Face the facts, if you can't write then you can't write (yes I know, I'm one of them). Of course, its always good to practice which Fanfiction.net can be considered as, but you still have to spellcheck your work. Remember, Once posted online, it is open to all Reviews, Including constructive criticism and Flames, though if you ask/say somewhere in the text of your work "Please do not Flame", then I wont.
If you reply to me saying that I'm not worth your time then Ha, why did you reply for? Dumbass. I don't mind if you reply, I actually like reading your replys, which is why I'm signed in when I review. If you tell me to leave you alone, then I will, and I won't ever review your work unless I forget I've reviewed before. However, If you send me a message saying I'm not worth your time and make excuses up, then I WILL respond. But if you blocked me, then I guess I wont respond. I wont use your e-mail because it's to much work to actaully e-mail a response. If it wasn't such a troublesome thing to do, I would, but frankly, you're probably not worth the time.

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LOL, Someone decided to flame me on my LJ, but thats ok, everyone to their own thoughts. I could care less about what you think, and I know my poems suck, so it doesn't really matter to me. What I tell people aren't really considered flames, or constructive criticism, so I just call them flames. If you have a problem then deal with it, and like I said before, if you plan to flame me, I would at least like to know who you are, and WHY exactly my poems suck. You never know, I might actually learn something.

Note: If your gonna insult me by comparing me with ten year olds, you should know I wrote them a long time ago and just decided to post it when I found them, as in, I WAS Ten when I wrote them. ALSO because my poems hit list didn't change, I'm assuming you just flamed me for nothing.

Flames are welcomed, but I would prefer it if you where signed in.

A quote everyone should know, remember, and love.

-Once posted online, it’s open to all Reviews, constructive criticism and flames included.

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.:Favourite Pairings:.

Naruto:
TenTen/Neji
TenTen/Sasuke
TenTen/Chouji : Wooh!! go Chouji and Tenten
TenTen/Shino
Kiba/Shino
Neji/Hinata (usually a Love triangle, meh, i like a bit of incest)
Naruto/Sasuke (Sasuke's a total ass)
I'm still not ready to give Naruto/TenTen a chance yet...
Other crack pairings.
Hardcore Crack pairings (KisameXTenten and HinataXZetsu for example XD)

Prince of Tennis:
Crack Pairings
Sakuno/Anyone but Ryoma
Atobe/Jiroh (spelt like Jirou aswell)
Murai/Jirou
Fuji/Tezuka

Yu-Gi-Oh:
Ryou/Bakura (really, they're the main reason I even read Yu-Gi-Oh)

.:Types of story I like to read:.
Sakura and Ino bashers (er, not to strong on the bashing though, just kinda making fun of their fangirlness)
Romance
Humour
Parody
Drama
Sometimes angst and tragedy
Adventure when story is revolving around Naruto, Usually the kinds of storys of what could have happened in his life.
AU!!

.:Types of stories I hate:.
I hate the cliche the "boys vs girls band" thing. I mean, has anyone noticed? There isn't ONE story out there with a mixed group! HELLO, JUST CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA END UP TOGETHER, DOESNT MEAN THEY HAVE TO ALWAYS BE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!

SakuraXAnybody. there are alot of good ones, but I cant bare to read them after a while... I just cant picture it.
CHANGED: After reading (yes reading, Manga) Shippuuden, Sakura has really matured.

Stories that portray Tenten and Temari as whores. Give me decent proof and we'll discuss it. What they wear does not count because they are NINJA, so sex appeal IS important for the Lady-nins more so then the guys.

Stories that make characters OOC to fit their prefered pairings.
Stories that bash characters so much it just gets in the way of the story.
Self-Insert storys with romance between the Canon characters and the self-insertys. They're fantasy and cartoon, get over it.
... Nah I'm just kidding, there are some really good self inserts out there, but some of them do suck.