Hey! If you are reading this then whoa! I am surprised!lol!
Though I suppose since you are here you might want to know a little about me.
My name is Melanie.
I am an avid Christian as are my friends. I am currently attending a private Christian school in Sunny Florida. I am also 15 years old. If you want to e-mail me that would be cool, I absolutely love to meet new people and I like to chat!
I am 5'1". I have kinda golden hair. I have light blue eyes.
My favorite Harry Potter book is The Prisoner of Azkaban.(In Sirius Denial!)
My favorite characters are as follows:
Sirius
Remus
Harry
James
Lily
Fred and George Weasley
and Snape.

Also I love Gaara from Naruto and Kakashi.

My fav. collected quotes that I've found in peeps profiles, on the web, and had said to me.

Serengeti Spaghetti! It's made out of cactus.~Said by yours truly.

My favorite quote though is from my friend, she knows who she is...(Atlantis13!)

"We are tiny pieces of bacteria floating in the universe!" (While studying Betelgeuse and the galaxies in science)

smiles sweetly "Move it or lose it, Loser!"(another one of hers, coincidentally on the same day)

"I am planning world domination!"cackles evilly(Insert short convo with Devin)"Yes, and we shall do it all with only a giant toilet!"(myself, plotting world domination with my lunch companion in evil whom thankfully informed me that it would work faster than trained monkeys)

I climbed the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then turned off the bed and crawled into the light--
All because you kissed me good night

-from All Because You Kissed Me Good Night,
by Sandy Rolstan

Now this is the law of the Jungle--
as old and as true as the sky;
And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper,
but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that borders the tree-trunk,
the law runneth forward and back--
For the strength of the pack is the wolf,
and the strength of the wolf is the pack.
-Rudyard Kipling
"The Jungle Book"

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
-- Janet Coleman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
-- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
-- W.C. Fields

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
-- Mistinguette (as quoted in Theatre Arts, Dec 1955)

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-- Jean Kerr

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
-- Judy Tenuta

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

All stressed out and no one to choke

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I can say purple…in English."

I have the perfect body! unfortunetly, its in my trunk and is starting to rot..." ~Random Bumpersticker

I’m just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I just ran out of bubble gum." ~Seto Kaiba, Japanese series

Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, unless I really like you and make an exception. In which case, let the rest of the world run screaming, don't worry - you'll be fine.

And finally, fanfictions. I have no idea where most of these came from, so if they're yours, please tell me:

Why is it that demons never have anything good to say? It's all 'Soon you will die' and 'Hell is coming' and 'Beware your doom.' Never just, 'Seasons Greetings from the Underworld!'" ~Harry Potter

They said no one could defy the dementors.
He did.
They said no one could escape Azkaban.
He did.
They say he’s dead.
….We’ll see.
~ Padfoot Support Blurb

You end up with Pharaoh Smart Ass, you end up with an evil, sadistic tomb robber. Me? I end up with the five-time recipient of the 'Mr. Happy Go Lucky' award." ~Seto Kaiba, HP/YGO fanfic

Yami Bakura held up his hand. "I swear on my honor as the king of thieves that no utterance of this shall escape my lips." Bakura rolled his eyes. "Translation: the whole school will know by next week."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.” ~Joey Wheeler, HP/YGO fanfic

"Apparently the Wizarding realm isn’t as behind-the-times as I thought… They take checks." ~Seto Kaiba, Kaitourei's Turmoil

Slowly, a company report came across the screen.
His right eye twitched. How the hell do elevators get jammed with peanut butter?
~Seto Kaiba

Yami stalked through Knockturn Alley like a man on a mission... a highly pissed, I've-had-a-bad-day-DON'T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I'll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-dull-spoon-and-make-you-like-it man on a mission. Seto would have been proud. ~History of Magic ff.net

“Okay. I am Galadriel, Apothecary, Psychiatrist, Psychologist, and Ventriloquist. Fear not, the first time is free. Services available at all major forests nation-wide.” The Fellowship of the Psychology Class

"I am Tom-Etized, employee of the Apothecary Galadriel, who is the owner of the En san it tee Asi lum. It’s elvish, I swear. On the name of Prozac.” The Fellowship of the Psychology Class

/Yami!/ Yuugi squeaked back. /Killing people bad! Remember? Grandpa paid a lot of money for those therapy sessions./ //I don't need anger management.// Yami replied coolly. //I need a really big gun, but nooooooooooo. Never give the post 5000-year-old DEAD Ex-Pharaoh a sniper rifle. He might hurt himself with it.//

"Just because I don’t have underwear and porn magazines strewn about my room doesn’t mean I’m not normal. The fact I have a blood thirsty, five thousand year old Yami and snowy white hair means I’m not normal." ~Ryou Bakura, Vada Via Cretina fanfiction

"Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." ~Anonymous

"Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog." ~Anonymous

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?" ~Anonymous

"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." ~Anonymous

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." ~Anonymous

"Now, logically, what else floats?" "Cider!" "Churches!" ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a lightbulb." Thomas Alva Edison

"Destruction is merely another form of creation." ~Anonymous

"You are behaving like a royal Zognarf!" Starfire

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." ~Anonymous

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested." -Kurama- YYH

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork." ~Anonymous

"Pickled radish and curry is NOT dinner!" ~Yuki

"We'll get Botan or Kurama to heal you! Or Yukina! Heck, we've got our own ER now!" - Yusuke, to Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Life isn’t fair. It’s just more fair than death." ~Anonymous

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." ~Anonymous

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." ~Anonymous

"Feh." ~Inu-Yasha

"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!" ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"But why is the rum gone! WHY THE RUM?" ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"A hippopotamus is not swiss chocolate." ~Ostrich Logic

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.” ~Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

"Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.” ~Anonymous

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." ~Anonymous

"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary." Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods.’

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." ~Anonymous

"Quick! Who speaks chicken?" ~Yami ((Commercial))

“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." ~Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." ~Anonymous

"Money can’t buy you friends, but it does buy you a better class of enemies." ~Anonymous

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve..."—Bilbo

Friends are those who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are those that are sitting next to you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'"

"He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful."
Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer

"Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity."
Remy De Gourmant

"Not everyone can be heroes, some people have to be those sitting on the sidewalks clapping as they go by." - not sure who said this

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care."
Richard Pratt, Pacific Computer Weekly, 20 July 1990

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- Draco Malfoy

“Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
- Voltair on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

1.) My husband and I divorced over religious differences... He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on Me!

4.) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.) Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.) I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11.) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12.) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.

13.) God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.) Procrastinate Now!

20.) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.) Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24.) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26.) A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.) Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

28.) The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.) I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when in your car ?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

How can you live without knowing these things ?

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great King from history:
Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do windscreen wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A.Both invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't go off?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's here we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

I found this one on a livejournal. (Go to potterpuppetpals . c o m no spaces)

I am Snake. The Paperclips Master.

Ah yes. Hairy Plotter. Our new -- celery stick.

You are here to learn the suble science and exact art of paperclipping. As there is little foolish stapler-wielding here, many of you will hardly believe this is real office work. I don't expect you will really understand the gently curving metal with it's shimmering sheen, the delicate power of that tiny appliace to secure several pieces of paper in a neat pile, awing your co-workers and impressing your bosses...I can teach you how to fasten together budget reports, bind manuscripts, even secure your Income Tax Return forms--if you aren't as idiotic as a bunch of office temps as I usually have to train.
By:xntrick

You can't wait for opportunity to knock . Sometimes you have to rip the door off it's hinges and tackle it in the street

Are subliminal messages effective?

Never Knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

United we stand, NOT Blindly we follow.

Never give up. Never give in. Always live it up. Always a friend

"...And really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties, yo ho."

Cya!

P.S.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent fifteen minutes looking for something that was in your hand, on your head, or stuck to the back of your t-shirt, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Crescentmoony.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

P.P.S.
Join Atlantis13's club!
O.S.A.W.
Organization for the Stupid Abreviating of Words.
and more importantly!
T.U.P.P.P.O.
The United Purple Peruvian Potato Organization

(A couple to get you started!)

P.H.A.S.E.S.
People Helping All Students Escape School

M.I.L.K.
Many Ill Lamenting Killers