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Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Twilight, and Lord of the Flies.

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The Hills are Alive with the Sound of HSM - For my darling Sophobbie
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The following is a list of my stories by author of which it is derived:
J.K. Rowling
Nipples
Photo Album
Down to the Disco
Normal
Two at the Dinner Table
Las Vegas Love
Draco Malfoy and the Quest of Knowledge
Pretty Penguin
Voldemort's Demise
Eat a Chocolate Frog, Become Minister of Magic!
Shorts, Drugs, and Seer Books
Innocent Quarrels with Ron and Hermione
Revenge on Mr. Kreacher
Shocked, and the Books Don't Really Help
A Song About Sirius
The Voices Inside My Head
Lily, the Underaged Auror
The Death of Tom Riddle
Locked In
I Fell For You
Fate and After
Douglas Adams
Marvin and the EVIL Doors
Louise Rennison
The WonderFab Summer Confessions
What I Think of Scotland
Don't Burn My Books
Stephenie Meyer
Don't Whisper So Seductively
Drink
You Have to Believe Me
Waiting
Final Night
Jealousy
Doorway of Impeccability
Mistake
Black Fortress
William Golding
Birthmark Boy's Story
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Hayley

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1. Don't Whisper So Seductively reviews
The words passed by in such a blur, such a ruin, such a viscous call of sadism. I regretted each and every one of them as they passed through my lips, but what could I do? I needed to say them.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08

2. Drink reviews
You’re a terrible excuse for a human being, he thought. “Care for a drink?” My eyes were tight. I smiled and lifted up my glass. “Thank-you.”
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-08

3. You Have to Believe Me reviews
He stepped back as if shocked by the touch of my hands. “Can’t you please just think this through?” “I have thought this through, Charlie, and it’s over!” I screamed. “Marrying you was a mistake!”
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07

4. Nipples reviews
Harry gets his nipples pierced!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07

5. Birthmark Boy's Story reviews
Whatever happened to the boy with the birthmark on the side of his face? Where did he really go?
Complete - Lord of the Flies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 8-22-07

6. Photo Album reviews
I took one last look around the dormitory for the night, ready to join the rest of Gryffindor as we celebrated the end of our years at Hogwarts. I sighed, noting every intricate detail I needed to preserve in my mind. I closed the door.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-19-07

7. Waiting reviews
I said my silent goodbyes to the grandeur of the meadow and said hello to something infinitely much better. I ran for the family I never had. I ran to find the only vampire I could ever have hopes of understanding me. I ran for the life I’d always wanted.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07

8. Final Night reviews
I knew in that moment that everything had changed. He had come home from Bella’s earlier to clear his mind, and now he had left again. He had left not to hunt, but to return to Bella. To return to her for one last night.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07

9. Jealousy reviews
“She is what you will never be, Rosalie. Don’t deny it. You’re jealous of Bella.”“And so what if I am?” I screeched. Within seconds, every thought and feeling I had ever had on the subject came tumbling out.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07

10. The WonderFab Summer Confessions » reviews
Georgia, in all of her fabby brilliance, takes the summer to new extremes. She tries to become a Catholic nun, goes on a birdy massacre, gets kidnapped and forced to eat cheese by the ton, and attempts to woo boys in religiously. Fabtaciously hilarious!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-7-07

11. Doorway of Impeccability reviews
I stand at the line of right and wrong. Which side do I reside? Who can say if we are good at heart? Who can say if we have done the right thing? Isn’t that how all bad things begin? We meant well. We always mean well. We wanted her safe. We failed.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07

12. Mistake reviews
Something inside of me has broken. I can’t pretend I have done the right thing, because the right thing only brought more strife—even death reigns its persecution. Wasn’t this what I wanted? To be gone, to let her live and die as any human would? Never.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07

13. Black Fortress reviews
I will never deny that the time I had with him was beyond question the best of my life, but was it worth the terrible atrocity my life was now? Yes, I suppose. All happiness is accompanied by some sort of difficulty, and this was the worst of them all.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 5-31-07

14. What I think of Scotland reviews
As a class assignment, Georgia writes an essay on what she thinks of Scotland.
Complete - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

15. Down to the Disco reviews
Harry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? ONE-SHOT!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-14-05 - Published: 4-14-05

16. Normal reviews
I don’t think I’ve ever been completely normal. It’s a tad bit sad, knowing you’re the only one who doesn’t live up to anybody’s expectations. I guess this is some sort of karma--I’m smart, therefore, I’m a loser.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-05

17. Two at the Dinner Table reviews
Draco comes down to dinner one night and realises that there will never again be more than two at the dinner table. Full summary inside. One-Shot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-05 - Published: 3-3-05

18. Las Vegas Love reviews
Harry and Draco accidentally meet each other in Las Vegas. Once they are both drunk, they do something neither one of them expected. They get married.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05

19. Draco Malfoy and the Quest of Knowledge » reviews
Draco is out of hair gel and must pogo his way to the store. Once there, he is asked: Paper or Plastic. Now Draco must find out the meaning behind that! Chapter two up!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-4-05 - Published: 12-15-04

20. Pretty Penguin reviews
Ron sings about penguins while in an alchohol induced haze. Drabbleish. PG for the alchohol reference. Pointlessly humouress.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05

21. Voldemort's Demise reviews
Harry, after countless attempts to become an Animagus, finally succeeds! He becomes a Fiery Hungarian Horntail, weight as well. But when Voldemort attacks Hogwarts, what happens? ONE SHOT!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-04 - Published: 12-29-04

22. Eat a Chocolate Frog, Become Minister of Magic! reviews
Ron eats a chocolate frog, and ends up as Minister of Magic. It's based on the commercial! Truly hilarious! I promise! ONE SHOT!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-04

23. Shorts, Drugs, and Seer Books reviews
Ron gets everybody worked up over the crazy maneating shorts, Harry gets mad, and has a talk with the Weasley Twins. THis is extremely crazy. Rated PG for precaution.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-04 - Published: 11-7-04

24. Don't Burn My Books reviews
Georgia gets wind of people burning her diaries, and she gets mad. She writes a ranting letter to the offenders. OneShot, PG to be safe.
Complete - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 10-22-04

25. Innocent Quarrels with Ron and Hermione reviews
Ron and Hermione have nothing else better to do, so what do they do? They have innocent quarrels! Its better then it sounds, trust me. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-04

26. Marvin and the EVIL doors reviews
Marvin tries to destroy the EVIL automated doors with nothing but a sausage, a bottle, and a bobblehead poodle. One shot.
Complete - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 10-16-04

27. Revenge on Mr Kreacher reviews
A short little one-shot about how Harry (and a few others) killed Kreacher. It's hilarious, I promise!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-04 - Published: 9-6-04

28. Shocked, and the Books Don't Really Help reviews
Wait, wait, and WAIT. What did he say? No, he couldn’t have meant that... he couldn’t have.... Could he? SEQUEL TO THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD. ONE-SHOT.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-22-04

29. A Song About Sirius reviews
The Sorting Hat stays in Dumbledore's office all year long, right? Well, he surely knows about Sirius Black then, right? Right. Well, he sings about it.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 8-19-04

30. The Voices Inside My Head reviews
James asks Lily out. Lily denies. James sulks. Voice-in-head tries to get him to give up. ONE-SHOT! What happens?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 8-19-04

31. Lily, the Underaged Auror » reviews
Lily was just a normal eleven year old girl, right? Wrong! she gets a letter to go to a magical school, but not only that, she finds out she's more powerful then nearly everyone, and is asked to go into Aurors! At age Eleven! What will happen?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-17-04 - Published: 5-27-04

32. The death of Tom Riddle reviews
What if Tom died when he was fifteen? J.K.Rowling has come to the rescuse, back in 1941, and has decided to kill off old Tommy! Anyway, read the Author Notes, please!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-04 - Published: 6-16-04

33. Locked In reviews
Summary: Sirius and Nickie locked Lily and James in a broom closet, and they can't come out until they...er...settle things... Includes chess! It's PG13 to be safe, but I personally would consider it to be PG
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-04 - Published: 5-20-04

34. I fell for you reviews
This is a poem from Lily's POV of James Potter.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-04 - Published: 5-20-04

35. Fate and After reviews
In 1971, five students’ by the names of James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew came to the school of Hogwarts... Yes, that is the power that Lord Voldemort has: The power to change ones future entirely... You just don’
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-04 - Published: 4-25-04