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since: 04-26-04, id: 579283, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
country: USA
Author has written 298 stories for Animorphs, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, Hikaru no Go, Inuyasha, Diana Wynne Jones, Babylon 5, Monk, Star Wars, StarTrek: Enterprise, Labyrinth, Sherlock Holmes, Law and Order: SVU, Dragon Ball Z, Star Trek: 2009, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Naruto, Doctor Who, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Ball, Dresden Files, Superman, Supernatural, TV X-overs, Highlander, Good Omens, Criminal Minds, Stargate: SG-1, Sherlock, Fear Street series, Dexter, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Next Generation, NCIS, The Prophecy, Peter Pan, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cold Case, Quantum Leap, Ring/Ringu, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, and Final Destination.

I'm a 28 year old woman who lives in the San Francisco bay area. I like reading Sci-Fi and Fantasy and writing Fan Fiction.

I seem to be better at the short story format, and the short chapters in my longer stories tend to reflect that.

As for my incomplete stories, I don't abandon them. I generally have an idea of what's going to happen, but I often get stalled somewhere between points A and B for days, weeks, months, or years. As soon as inspiration hits, I'm back on track and you get more of the stories you know and love. Sorry about the wait until then.

12-26-2009 It would seem that the kindness of the holidays extends to birthdays. Today, I went to a restaurant to celebrate my 26th birthday. While I was there I talked to the people at the next table who were waiting for the rest of their party to arrive. I mentioned it was my birthday because I heard the waiter say something about birthdays (probably inquiring if the party the people at the next table over were having was for one) and wondered who in their party shared my birthday since meeting people with my birthday is quite uncommon (I've met/heard of several people with birthdays around mine but only met one or two people with mine). After I was finished with my meal, I asked for my check and the waiter mentioned that the guy at the next table over whose name was like Ed or something that started with an E had already taken care of it.

12-26-2010 Happy Birthday to me. It's amazing. Every year since I was little I had been counting down the minutes and seconds to this day starting sometime in mid-November and counting the days weeks and months starting practically the minute my birthday was over, but this year I didn't really think about it this month until about two days ago when I was standing in line at the grocery store. One minute I was like "Five more people, then it's my turn and I can get this stupid cookie sheet and get out of here" and the next I was like "Wait a minute, it's my birthday in two days isn't it?". Last year, and for many years before that I would have been like "It's Thirty-Eight hours Fifteen minutes Forty-Seven seconds until it's my birthday! It's Thirty-Eight hours Fifteen minutes Forty-Six seconds until my birthday!" Etc. This year I won't be having the cake and ice cream unless I go out and get it, but I do have something to unwrap. Thank you Aunt Debbie. I'll tell you guys what it is sometime after 8:41 am.

It was a collection of shower gels in scents I can tolerate.

2-26-2011 I am now on twitter. I have absolutely no idea as to why, seeing as I have nothing much to say. I think it'll end up going the way of my was it a Myspace or Facebook? page, maybe it was both. I haven't seen that damn (those darn) thing(s) in years. For those who are curious, - and I doubt very many are - I'm @CJ_Jenny.

3/13/2012 Someone brought up that whole disclaimer thing and said that I have to put it on every chapter of every one my stories. I got tired of trying to write new disclaimers long ago, and since my work is here, it's obvious that I'm not trying to make any money off of it. So, here's my blanket disclaimer for all of my stories. If you haven't figured it out already, I don't own Star Wars, Star Trek, Naruto, Harry Potter etc...

Now nobody needs to bother me about that disclaimer thing that I never really understood since the fact that we don't own this stuff and are just playing with it for our own amusement and the amusement of others is pretty damn obvious.

4/somethingorother/2012: Thanks to all of the people who told me that I don't need to put up that disclaimer thing I've seen everywhere and used to almost religiously put up when I started out until I got tired of typing the damn things since I couldn't come up with something witty each time, I will now say please disregard the previous disclaimer. The damn thing was completely unnecessary and I shouldn't have bothered wasting my time posting it.

5/25/2012 Too freaking early (4:58 a.m.): For once, I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, thenI got woken up at 3:30 this morning by something with too many legs which moved like a spider that was biting me. The area around the bite turned red, and three small spots swelled up. I figured that I should probably go to the E.R. to have it looked at, but I wasn't about to call 911 over a spider bite. Since I don't have a car, I decided to take the bus. The thing was, I didn't know when the first bus of the morning was, it's too early to call the bus company to ask, and there was no schedule posted at the stop. The people at the Safeway that is near my house which is open 24 hours, didn't have any schedules on hand.

While I was headed to another nearby bus stop to see if it had a schedule, I noticed that the bite was looking better, and decided to head home.

That's one hour of my life that I won't get back.

The spider bite is still a bit red, and still stings though.

For someone who asked, so it would be easier to know if one of my stories is in a series, how many others are in that series, and what they are:


NARUTO:

First Try 'Verse:

Main Stories:

First Try - Naruto graduates the Academy during his first attempt at the graduation Exam, and ends up on a different team. Complete.

First Try: Team 7 - With Naruto's teammates having made Chunin and there being an odd number of graduates from the Academy that year, Kakashi uses the opportunity to steal an unwilling Naruto from his sensei and place him on his new Genin team. Complete.

Fist Try: Shippuden. - Three years after Team 7 broke apart, Teams 7 and 5 deal with domestic problems such as Satoshi's gambling addiction and the kidnapping of Sasuke's son as the Akatsuki goes on the move. In Progress

Side Stories:

First Try Team 7: Divergence - Things go differently when Tsunade decides to go traitor rather than become Hokage. The Sannin are gone for good, and another of Jiraiya's students and Danzo agree that what Konoha needs right now is a second Yellow Flash. In Progress.

First Try: River Country Con - (Oneshot) Satoshi gambles away Team 5's traveling funds during a C-Rank, and the team is forced to use unorthodox means to recoup their loss. Complete.

First Try: Tetsuo - (series of oneshots) Tales in the life of the Sensei of Team 5.

First Try: Zabuza - (series of oneshots) Adventures in the life of Momochi Zabuza, House Husband.

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Izuna's Travels 'Verse:

Izuna's Adventure - An experiment with the Mangekyo Sharingan flings Izuna into what he's convinced is another world. His brother never would have flipped his lid like that, would he? Complete.

Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors - After returning from his adventure, Izuna and his brother travel to another world to get their hands on the inheritance the Sage of the Six Paths left his younger son, and end up being hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. In Progress.

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Naruto's BFF 'Verse:

Kushina's Boyfriend - Madara kidnaps Kushina when she's sixteen in order to release the Kyuubi early and gets more than he bargained for when he makes the mistake of complimenting her hair, as Kushina - who has broken up with her boyfriend Minato yet again - decides that it is love at first sight. In Progress.

Naruto's BFF - Madara once again gets more than he bargained for when he uses a cheesy villain line before attempting to kill Naruto, and the boy becomes convinced that the man is his Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide World. Complete.

'Til We Meet Again - In the eight years between Madara's death and his resurrection, Naruto lived a life in which he had a number of adventures and got into several scrapes. In Progress.

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Not Quite A Kage Killer 'Verse:

Minato and the Hyuuga Twins - (Oneshot) Jiraiya challenges Minato to a dare involving a certain pair of identical twins. Hiashi and Hizashi are slightly less than amused. Complete.

Not Quite A Kage Killer - (Oneshot) Naruto uses a variant of the Sexy Jutsu to take down Tobi. Complete.

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Nidaime Jutsu Backfires 'Verse:

Sunshine - (Oneshot) Hashirama steals a Jutsu scroll from his brother that he should have left alone, and performs a jutsu that has...interesting effects. Complete.

Rainbows - (Series of Oneshots) Sasuke steals a certain Jutsu scroll of the Nidaime's from Naruto whom the Sandaime had given it to thinking that he'd appreciate it and uses one of the Jutsu against his opponents, believing it to be powerful, and unaware of its actual effects. In Progress.

Transformation Technique - (Old Oneshot) Tobirama invents a technique that he's sure will allow him into the women's side of the baths, but doesn't have very much luck with it. Could be considered Canon if you accept the possibility that Mito might have been Hashirama's second wife. Complete.

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Mizuki's Salvation 'Verse:

Salvation - (Oneshot) Mizuki meets an interdimensional traveler who sets him down a different path when he decides to prove that he wasn't "Beyond Saving". Complete.

Saving Mizuki - The Path from being a traitor to becoming a good man is not a short or an easy one. In Progress.

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Time Mixup 'Verse:

Time Mixup - Four travelers from four different timelines travel back in time and find themselves in the same timeline. Later, an accidentally time traveling Gaara adds himself into the mix. In Progress.

The Exam- The story Gaara alludes to in Time Mixup when he tells Naruto about the time the Rokudaime Hokage entered the Chunin Exams. Complete.

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Consequences 'Verse:

The Consequences of Drunken Experiments- (series of Oneshots) Orochimaru does things while under the influence of a variety of substances. In Progress.

Chickenzilla - Orochimaru's giant fire breathing chicken escapes, adopts Naruto, and derails the Uchiha Massarce. In Progress

Nature - (drabble) the clones Orochimaru made for himself are...slightly less than optimal. Complete

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Companion Stories that start out nearly identical and then diverge:

Sharingan Rats - Naruto also awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. As he and Sasuke are getting used to being family, they discover that the rest of the clan has been reborn as rats that infest the Uchiha Clan Compound. In Progress.

Uzumaki and Uchiha - Naruto awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. Instead of getting a clan reborn as rats, he has to deal with a crazy several times great Uncle, and a rather possessive third cousin who acts like he's his mother or something. In Progress.

Karin and the Other Uzumaki - When Karin decides to call Naruto out about using the Uzumaki clan name, she discovers much to her surprise that Naruto is actually an Uzumaki, and therefore kin. In Progress.

A Blond and a Redhead Walk into a Chunin Exam - Karin calls Naruto out about the Uzumaki name and discovers much to her surprise that he is kin. In this universe however, Karin did not yet serve Orochimaru, and her family had not yet died. In Progress.

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Star Wars:

The Fett Twins 'Verse:

The Fett Twins - Boba Fett witnesses the birth of Luke and Leia when he goes to Polis Massa to get his broken arm fixed. He sits on the information of their existence for six years, until he decides to remove them from the Jedi's grasp and raise them himself. Leia is eventually stolen back by Bail Organa who has her memory of her time with her brother and their adoptive father Boba Fett erased. Things happen, and a pair of Skywalker twins who have been raised to be bounty hunters get caught up in the war between the Rebellion and the Empire. In Progress.

Growing Up Fett - Tales in the lives of Luke and Leia as they grow up in the care of the notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett. In Progress.

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The Lena Fett 'Verse:

Daughter - (Oneshot) Jango adopts a custom made kid that some wealthy jerk shoved into his arms when he decides he doesn't want it. Boba is less than amused. Complete.

Little Sister - (Oneshot) Boba tries and fails to get rid of his little sister so it could go back to being just him and his dad. Jango is less than amused. Complete.

25 Almost Great Escapes - Lena is brought to the Jedi Temple after the battle of Geonosis. The order decides to keep the child, and she decides to escape. In Progress.

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Harry Potter:

Tommy Black 'Verse:

A Small Tale From the Grand Epic Called History- Alastor Moody finds himself listening to a story about a future where Harry Potter went mad and destroyed the world. The one telling it? Harry's half-cousin, Thomas James Black. Complete.

Rewriting the Tale - Despite the fact that it has been tried a million times before and may very well be futile, Thomas tries to change the future. Moody hovers in the background waiting to either provide help or destroy Harry if he shows signs of the madness that caused the destruction of everything. In Progress.

Jareth Potter 'Verse:

Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- During a chance meeting at the bank, Jareth, King of the Goblins, is reunited with his illegitimate grandson. In Progress. Sequels will be forthcoming.

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Minuet 'Verse:

Minuet- (Drabble) In the wizarding world, spelling mistakes often lead to free entertainment. Complete.

Minuet II - (Drabble) Spelling mistakes can also lead to the creation of some rather unfortunate magical creatures. Complete

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Misc. Series:

SelfInsert - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Harry Potter universe and Dumbledore decides to have some fun with his new student. Hey! Mind out of the gutter! Complete.

SelfInsert II -(Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Naruto universe and just about gets it bitten off. Complete.

SelfInsert III - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Dresden Files 'verse and amazingly survives longer than average. Complete.

SelfInsert IV - (Oneshot) The author pokes her nose into the Criminal Minds universe, and finds herself in a rather sticky - and not to mention bloody - situation. Complete.

SelfInsert V - (Oneshot) The Author is press-ganged into an army when she pokes her nose into the Supernatural 'verse. Complete.

SelfInsert VI - (Oneshot) The Author believes herself to be in hell when she finds herself at Shadyside High in the early '90s. Complete.

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1. Crowley 100 » reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. -.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 5-22-12 - A. Crowley
2. Smooch reviews
Considering the first impression that Aziraphale tended to give, and the number of times he'd kissed Crowley, it wasn't all that surprising that they were constantly mistaken for a couple, even by people who'd known them for years.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-12 - Aziraphale & A. Crowley - Complete
3. Guardian Whatever reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-21-12 - A. Crowley & Dean W.
4. A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One » reviews
Despite what some people think, the Konoha Military Police didn't just hang around the water cooler drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. They had a job to do, and as a matter of pride, they did it well, even when it took them to the darkest places.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Fugaku U. & Obito U.
5. A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam » reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 4-8-12 - Karin & Naruto U.
6. Harry and the Sadistic Bastard reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-19-12 - Harry P. - Complete
7. Team WHAT? ! » reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-18-12 - Published: 5-4-12 - Lucifer & Michael
8. The Day of The Squirrel reviews
In which Crowley attempts to cause mischief in Mississippi, and receives evidence that, just to be contrary, the Heavenly road crew had paved the path to their gates with bad intentions.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-15-12 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete
9. Decisions Decisions » reviews
Crowley was never one to waste an opportunity, especially when the end is nigh, and a golden one was dropped in his lap before he was returned to Hell. It always all comes down to Free Will, and the consequences thereof.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-12 - A. Crowley & Dean W. - Complete
10. Max » reviews
Before Season 1, Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-9-12 - Published: 5-8-12 - Dean W.
11. Prototype reviews
Missouri Mosely hadn't always been a psychic.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-12 - Missouri M. - Complete
12. The Winchester Meal Delivery Service reviews
No matter where they are, the Winchester boys make sure that their little FBI stalker is fed. Oneshots in no particular order.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-12 - V. Henricksen & Dean W.
13. Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing » reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting. Drabbles and oneshots not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 3-3-12 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K.
14. Of the Day's Annoyances » reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-27-11 - Hiashi H. & Naruto U.
15. Late Start » reviews
After getting a bit of a late start in the Hunting business, Sam and Dean aren't just being pursued by FBI Agent Victor Henricksen. Gibbs and team want to know why one of their own left to go "hunting ghosts" as well.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Dean W.
16. The Sammy and Michael Show » reviews
A tale of two brothers on the road in which Sam is Sam, Dean is Michael, it's 2008, and Lucifer's still in the Pit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-6-12 - Michael & Sam W.
17. A Not Quite Matched Pair » reviews
After being killed by Lucifer, Gabriel is dropped into "Witness Protection". After interfering back home, he won't be staying out of things here, especially when there's a certain someone to knock down a couple of pegs.
Crossover - Supernatural & The Prophecy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-3-12 - Gabriel & Gabriel
18. Red Tape and Salt Lines » reviews
Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-6-12 - Published: 2-22-11 - V. Henricksen & Erin S.
19. Pit Stop at Cambria reviews
Oneshot side story to Team WHAT? !. While Dean was in Kansas getting his Grace back, Satan, I mean Sam, encountered the BAU team while hunting in California.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-5-12 - Sam W. & D. Rossi - Complete
20. What Did I Do? reviews
In which Mary behaves the way a child should when asked a certain question. Let's just say that Simon should have learned a bit more about humans before he came to Earth, like the fact that there are certain questions you don't ask little girls.
The Prophecy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-12 - Simon & Mary - Complete
21. The MetalliWhat? reviews
Before the time loop, there had to be an original timeline to be changed. A timeline in which certain time travelers didn't go persuading certain people to change their minds about certain vehicles at the last minute.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-12 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete
22. Hunter's World » reviews
Two brothers, one older, one younger, both fighting on the side of good to take down supernatural bad guys who prey on humans. Thanks to a wrong turn in the Nevernever, there's now two sets of them.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-1-12 - Published: 3-14-11 - Dean W. & H. Dresden
23. Lunch reviews
Gibbs and Fornell drink coffee and watch one of Fornell's fellow FBI agents have a mini meltdown.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-30-12 - T.C. Fornell & V. Henricksen - Complete
24. Til We Meet Again » reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 4-20-12 - Naruto U.
25. Out of the Frying Pan and Into? » reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley flee to another universe to escape an apocalypse, and end up finding themselves in the middle of a heavenly civil war.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 2-22-11 - Aziraphale & Castiel
26. Mary Susan » reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden wandering alone who promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-25-12 - Published: 4-24-12 - Legolas
27. A New Level of Disturbing reviews
Being a historical personage while still alive can be problematic, especially when there are Holodecks involved.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-25-12 - J. Picard
28. Saving Mizuki » reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-22-12 - Mizuki & Naruto U.
29. Guests of Honor » reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-21-12 - Hashirama S. & Madara U.
30. Salvation reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-20-12 - Mizuki & Naruto U. - Complete
31. Bad Trip » reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-20-12 - Published: 4-2-11 - Minato N. & Kakashi H.
32. Naruto's BFF » reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 523 - Updated: 4-20-12 - Published: 3-31-11 - Madara U. & Naruto U. - Complete
33. Kushina's Boyfriend reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 4-19-12 - Madara U. & Kushina U.
34. Shodai Hokage Madara » reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-19-12 - Published: 11-20-10 - Madara U. - Complete
35. The Demon and the Dead Man » reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 4-19-12 - Published: 4-10-12 - Naruto U. & Izuna U.
36. The Toaster reviews
Stron wouldn't stop tinkering when he was stranded on Earth, and Mestral has to find something to do with the appliances he left behind.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-12
37. Corrupted reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-18-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
38. Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors » reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 2-22-12 - Harry P. & Izuna U.
39. NaruShikaChou » reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 4-15-12 - Naruto U. & Chōji A.
40. Civilian School Blues » reviews
During his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto is hired to undertake a special mission for Konoha. A mission he would have rather done without. Fortunately, or perhaps Unfortunately, he wasn't the only one hired to protect his client's daughter's virtue...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-17-12 - Published: 4-16-12 - Naruto U. & Deidara
41. Time MixUp » reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,365 - Reviews: 1452 - Updated: 4-16-12 - Published: 11-7-09 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
42. The Road to Tsuchikage » reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-15-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - Naruto U. & Ōnoki
43. Avoidance reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-14-12 - Tekka U. & Naruto U. - Complete
44. Unlikely Hunters » reviews
A series of oneshots with some rather unlikely Hunters. Multiple crossovers.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 1-17-11
45. Where Have All the Elves Gone? » reviews
There was a time when Man wasn't the only sentient species on Earth. That time ended nearly a thousand years ago when a war in the stars came to the Sol system.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 1-9-12
46. Without Naruto » reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 250 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 8-17-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
47. Leia Fett » reviews
Sometimes things happen. Things such as Luke being wrapped in the wrong blanket when Obi-Wan Kenobi is ambushed on the way to the Lars family farm.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 3-14-12 - Luke S. & Boba Fett
48. Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach » reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 4-6-12 - Hashirama S. & Minato N.
49. The Difference Between Mostly and All reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-9-12 - Haku & Naruto U. - Complete
50. Izuna's Adventure » reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 8-11-11 - Izuna U. - Complete
51. The Exam » reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 4-8-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
52. Karin and the Other Uzumaki » reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 4-8-12 - Karin & Naruto U.
53. Family Reunion Extended Version » reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 452 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 7-26-10 - Naruto U. & Zabuza M.
54. Captain Sybok » reviews
Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 1-28-12 - Spock
55. Between Mizukage and Tobi » reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 7-15-11 - Madara U.
56. My Real Name Is » reviews
Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-5-12 - Published: 4-4-12 - J. O'Neill
57. An Unpleasant Surprise reviews
Rostek Horn had expected to eventually be introduced to his adopted son's significant other, but not quite in this manner...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-12 - Corran H. - Complete
58. A Jealous Wish » reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 4-4-12 - Published: 3-15-09 - Goku & Bardock
59. Chickenzilla » reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 4-3-12 - Published: 7-8-11 - Naruto U.
60. Alike reviews
The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-3-12 - Luke S. & Leia O. - Complete
61. A Book of Hogwarts Verse » reviews
Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 5-6-07
62. Someone Who Loves You reviews
Han marries the one he loves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-12 - Han S. - Complete
63. Of the Dead reviews
He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-12 - Tobirama S. - Complete
64. Send in the Clones » reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 3-24-12 - Harry P.
65. Shoulda Kept the Manual reviews
In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they, or rather one of them, was vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-24-12 - E. Palpatine - Complete
66. A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-23-12 - Albus D. - Complete
67. The Fett Twins » reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,602 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 8-13-07 - Luke S. & Boba Fett
68. A Different Dursley Family » reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 709 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 8-24-09 - Vernon D. & Harry P.
69. Growing Up Fett » reviews
Stories in the lives of Luke and Leia as they are raised by the most infamous bounty hunter in the Galaxy, Boba Fett. Set in the Fett Twins Universe.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-15-12 - Published: 3-14-12 - Luke S. & Leia O.
70. Reactions » reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 3-12-12 - Published: 4-2-11 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U.
71. Where's the Cannon? reviews
Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-22-12 - Dudley D. - Complete
72. Hokage Swap » reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 2-21-12 - Published: 1-28-12 - Hashirama S. & Naruto U.
73. Boba Weasley » reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-21-12 - Published: 9-3-08 - Boba Fett & Harry P.
74. A Very Different Dursley Family reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 2-20-12 - Vernon D. - Complete
75. Knockers reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-6-12 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
76. Doctor Dearest » reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion. Matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-6-12 - 10th Doctor & Harry P.
77. D&D reviews
The interesting thing about enemies is the fact that if something were the least bit different, they could become the best of friends, or more. If Dexter had been a touch more charismatic, and less of a loner...
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-12 - J. Doakes - Complete
78. The Consequences of Drunken Experiments » reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 4-15-11 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y.
79. Little Mistake » reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 12-6-10 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.
80. Minuet II reviews
This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-12 - Harry P. - Complete
81. Meetings Across Time reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-1-12 - Naruto U. & Obito U. - Complete
82. That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-30-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
83. Schrodinger reviews
It is almost always one or the other, but on rare occasions it is both, and the cat escapes the box before it is observed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-12 - Tobi & Madara U. - Complete
84. Hojo reviews
Kagome has an unexpected guard in the modern era.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-28-12 - Complete
85. 5 Hokages » reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 454 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 11-24-09 - Hashirama S. & Tsunade S.
86. First Try: Tetsuo » reviews
The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 1-6-12
87. First Try: Zabuza » reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 1-6-12 - Zabuza M. & Haku
88. First Try: Shippuden » reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. The Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru. Problems at home abound. The former members of Team 7 and Team 5 will have to work together to survive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 1-6-12 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
89. SelfInsert VI reviews
The Author finds herself in a place that could be considered Mary Sue Heaven or Mary Sue Hell depending on one's inclinations shortly after rediscovering a favorite series from her childhood.
Fear Street series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-12 - Complete
90. What's He Doing This Time? reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-25-12 - Hiruzen S. & Danzō S. - Complete
91. Sybok Pan » reviews
Instead of being exiled as an adult and searching for God, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a child where he faces Hook's replacement, a Romulan named Tiberius, alongside little Jimmy Kirk, little Spock, and the time traveling crew of the Enterprise A.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 2-9-06 - J. Kirk & Peter P.
92. Uzumaki and Uchiha » reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 8-15-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
93. The Boys Who Lived » reviews
Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 7-4-09 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.
94. No Way In Hell » reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 398 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 1-18-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
95. Little Uzumaki » reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 898 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 11-5-09 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
96. Just Check Both » reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 9-5-10 - Naruto U.
97. Hell aka Shikon High » reviews
Good old Shikon High where Kagome's pregnant, Kikyo is left wondering why people think she's Kagome's bitchy twin sister, Inuyasha can't decide what species he is, and Sesshomaru doesn't know whether he's a teacher or a student since he's apparently both.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 8-26-11 - Sesshomaru
98. Harry Potter and the Useless Rock » reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,823 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 1-19-10 - Harry P. & Genesis R.
99. First Try: Team 7 » reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,884 - Reviews: 1315 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 6-2-11 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
100. Across a Lightly Clawed Gameboard » reviews
A Go genius of the Heian meets a prodigy of the Kamakura in the modern day and Hikaru makes a brand new foul-mouthed friend.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 7-12-10 - Inuyasha & Fujiwara no Sai
101. Not Even Death reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-23-11 - DI Lestrade - Complete
102. Maintenance Department reviews
In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-22-11 - Ra - Complete
103. On Rags and Other Things reviews
How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-20-11 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
104. The Two Kakarots » reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 3-15-09 - Goku
105. Septem » reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 8-14-09 - Luke S. & Leia O.
106. Sasuke and Shiro » reviews
Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 4-27-11 - Sasuke U.
107. Harry Basilisk » reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 4-22-10 - Harry P. & Poppy P.
108. Cave reviews
What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-26-11 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
109. An Early Meeting » reviews
Sai meets Hikaru at a much earlier date. All he wants to do is play Go, however he's going to have to earn his keep if he doesn't want the Shindo family to arrange for him to be exorcised. Features Babysitter!Sai.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 7-16-10 - Fujiwara no Sai & Hikaru S.
110. Partial Match reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 9-8-11 - Harry P. - Complete
111. Cold Cases reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 9-5-11 - Harry P. - Complete
112. Alternate Transportation reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-29-11 - Complete
113. SemiEquivalent Exchange reviews
There was a bit of a story behind how Miroku had known how to ride a bicycle the day he met Kagome, and oddly enough, it involved the well.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-11 - Miroku - Complete
114. VED reviews
When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-26-11 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
115. First Try Team 7: Divergence » reviews
If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Naruto U. & Hiashi H.
116. Sharingan Rats » reviews
For those who wanted me to turn Sharingan Naruto into a story. Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there, especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been reborn as rats.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
117. Obito » reviews
He knew that smile, that laugh, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. It didn't matter that they belonged to the container of the Demon Fox this time around, the gods had seen fit to return his son to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 2-4-10 - Naruto U.
118. Little Monsters » reviews
An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 8-24-09 - Sarek & Amanda G.
119. Duality » reviews
The original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker. Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki. Both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 8-9-11 - Tobi & Madara U.
120. Sharingan Naruto reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 8-10-11 - Complete
121. Yondaime reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-10-11 - Orochimaru - Complete
122. Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-29-11 - Madara U. - Complete
123. Tobi reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-9-11 - Madara U. - Complete
124. Musical Universes » reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-8-11 - Published: 9-10-10 - Naruto U. & Minato N.
125. Love reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-8-11 - Naruto U. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
126. Rainbows » reviews
Sasuke steals the Second Hokage's scroll from my drabble Sunshine from Naruto and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how, he uses it again and again...not in chronological
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-8-11 - Published: 4-9-11 - Sasuke U.
127. History Exam » reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 7-1-10 - Sasuke U.
128. 9 Months » reviews
After death, Gabriel finds himself in another universe where he finds a way to simultaneously get Castiel to take care of his vessel and light a fire under the Winchesters' asses to get them to work harder at stopping the Apocalypse. They aren't amused.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 2-21-11 - Gabriel
129. Hell reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-5-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
130. Stability Is Relative » reviews
Watch as Bester brings a fellow PsiCop to Babylon 5 that he should've left at home. The command staff are amused, Bester is not.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-2-11 - Published: 9-12-06
131. Extended Vacation » reviews
With teammates like these, Kakarot may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-2-11 - Published: 8-17-10 - Goku
132. Running » reviews
There were several points along Bester's life where he could have run or stayed with the Corps. Here, he chose to run, for all the good it did him. Likely AU.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 3-11-08 - A. Bester - Complete
133. Piotr reviews
What if Piotr hadn't entirely been a figment of the Original Pavel Chekov's imagination? In a certain timeline, there is a person who is four years older than him who oddly enough has his name...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-11 - P. Chekov & Spock Prime - Complete
134. My Nephew Harry » reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,097 - Reviews: 761 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 6-25-09 - Marge D. & Harry P.
135. Immutability » reviews
Fate always found a way. Even if Kakarot died before leaving Planet Vegeta, there always would be a Son Goku grandson to Son Gohan to protect Earth. These are the stories of those who filled the role Kakarot would have had before Chance interfered.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 3-31-09 - Complete
136. I'm A Doctor, Not A » reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 1-6-09 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson
137. Fire » reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 2-9-10 - Vernon D. & Harry P.
138. They Did What! reviews
Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-6-11 - Fugaku U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
139. They Were Where? reviews
Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-6-11 - Fugaku U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
140. First Try: River Country Con reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-3-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
141. First Try » reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 as he was destined to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,030 - Reviews: 368 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
142. Class Pairings reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-28-11 - Complete
143. Eyes reviews
Where Anakin Solo's blue eyes really came from. There had once been a man on Naboo, not a particularly great man, but a good man nonetheless...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-11 - Anakin Solo - Complete
144. Drabble Collection » reviews
Just a bunch of random Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z drabbles that I'll add to when I get the inspiration. Most should be humor like the Ken mixup and the "Boot thief".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 4-4-09
145. A New Emotion reviews
The reason Castiel had to be told not to step on the little gray fish he had once watched make its way ashore.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-11 - Lucifer & Castiel - Complete
146. You Know What They Say About Assuming reviews
Lex Luthor gets an interesting surprise when he tries to take out the world's new superhero.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-29-11 - Complete
147. Father reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-11 - Hashirama S. & Tobirama S. - Complete
148. Necessary Items reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete
149. Genjutsu reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-21-11 - Complete
150. Police Academy Naruto Style! » reviews
What it says on the box. AU. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by Tsunade. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-17-11 - Naruto U.
151. Where? ! reviews
Captain Kirk asks Chekov exactly where in Russia he'd been born.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-13-11 - P. Chekov & J. Kirk - Complete
152. Why Sasuke? reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 4-8-11 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete
153. Underwear the Cat reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 123 - Published: 4-5-11 - Naruto U. & Mizuki - Complete
154. Minato and the Hyuuga Twins reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-4-11 - Minato N. & Hizashi H. - Complete
155. Pet Names reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-31-11 - Madara U. - Complete
156. Role Reversal reviews
Have you ever felt you were being squeezed to fit a role, crushed and boxed in to fit a life because the person who was meant to play the part and live that life wasn't there?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-11 - H. Dresden & D. Morgan - Complete
157. Snakes and Curses reviews
The reason why Harley MacFinn the Loup Garou from Fool Moon's family was cursed by St. Patrick.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-11 - Complete
158. Darkness Falls » reviews
Harry Dresden is called to help out in a town he only remembers because Justin DuMorne had thrown him into the car and sped out of town at three times the posted speed limit after less than a day despite renting a room for a week. xover w/ Darkness Falls
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-11 - Published: 12-7-10 - H. Dresden
159. Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone » reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry named Jareth at birth goes to Hogwarts where he learns firsthand the bigotry of the wizarding world as he tries to survive his first year. Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 3-8-11 - Published: 5-30-08 - Jareth & Harry P.
160. Children of Destruction reviews
The Mother of All muses as her newest creation sets out into the world.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-11 - Complete
161. Plumbing reviews
What if Gabriel had been more of a trickster at the end?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-11 - Gabriel & Death - Complete
162. Bizarro Redneck Christmas reviews
This is what happens when I get a song stuck in my head. Pray it doesn't happen again, and that Bobby doesn't find out what Castiel had done with the rest of the Mustang GT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
163. SelfInsert V reviews
The author finds herself practically being press-ganged into joining an army.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-11 - Complete
164. Apocalyptic Screwup reviews
Due to unforeseen events, something else gets freed from the Pit, and Zachariah's little apocalypse goes off into left field.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-11 - Lucifer & Dean W. - Complete
165. So Wrong, But So Damn Funny reviews
After watching a really funny video on YouTube like twenty times in a row, I found myself writing this. I wonder if that makes this a fanfic of that video?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-11 - Dean W. - Complete
166. Still Needs Work reviews
The real reason Castiel kept invading Dean's personal space when he appeared.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-26-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
167. Meanwhile, Elsewhere: reviews
Answers the question of where Jensen and Jared went while Sam and Dean tromped through their lives.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-11 - Complete
168. Tweets From Heaven reviews
After the French Mistake, Misha ends up somewhere unexpected, and the people back in his home universe get quite the surprise after the Supernatural Massacre.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-25-11 - Castiel - Complete
169. For Patches reviews
Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-24-11 - Dean W. & Michael - Complete
170. Afterlife reviews
Where would Crowley go after his bones were burned?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-11 - Crowley - Complete
171. SelfInsert IV reviews
The Author finds herself in a sticky legal situation when she lands somewhere she definitely shouldn't be.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
172. Stockholm Syndrome reviews
As Cassandra moves on to start yet another new life, she muses on something she realized about the man who had caused one of the darkest chapters in her personal history.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-11 - Cassandra & Methos - Complete
173. My Son reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
174. Minuet reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
175. Giftwrapped reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-21-11 - Sam W. - Complete
176. Christmas Tree reviews
I know it's a bit late, but... Thanks to Castiel, a small town Christmas Tree gets an extra special ornament.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-28-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
177. Nighttime Visitor reviews
A small excerpt from a tape made by young Dean and Sam Winchester in 1991 during a trip along the East Coast which included a short stop in a town called Darkness Falls.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
178. Part reviews
There was a little something in Mestral's background that had left him more in touch with his emotions and more amenable towards interacting with the humans than his shipmates.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-11 - Complete
179. What I Did On My Earth Vacation reviews
Mestral and a survivor of a prior science vessel crash trade stories on their way home.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-11
180. First Taste reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-11-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
181. Obito's Reincarnation? » reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
182. Christmas Carol'd » reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 12-22-09 - Sasuke U.
183. Just Not My Day reviews
You think you're having a really bad day... Cheer up, chances are that somewhere in the Galaxy someone's having an even worse one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-7-10 - Jango Fett - Complete
184. Forgotten reviews
The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-2-10 - Complete
185. Cursed reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-16-10 - Madara U. - Complete
186. Task reviews
It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-13-10 - Prof. Sprout - Complete
187. Compassion reviews
There are a few times that the Master has a small modicum of compassion for his fellow beings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-29-10 - The Master - Complete
188. Little Troll reviews
He had to push them away, he had to hate them and make them hate him, it would hurt too much otherwise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-10 - Snyder - Complete
189. Extra Duties reviews
The Maintenance Janitorial and Security departments of the Daily Planet have one extra duty that isn't in the job description.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete
190. Engines reviews
There is one extra flying hazard above Metropolis.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-21-10 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
191. Bridge reviews
Tazuna's thoughts as he names his newly completed bridge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete
192. 100 Most Evil reviews
What if Goku had gone the 100 bodies route to get his son back?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-21-10 - Goku - Complete
193. Absence reviews
A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-10 - Goku - Complete
194. Nature reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-10 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
195. Yukiko reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-5-10 - Complete
196. Off reviews
While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-5-10 - Complete
197. SelfInsert III reviews
The Author woke up in a world where she has roughly the same chances of survival as a snowball in Hell and isn't too happy about it, especially now that she won't be able to use all that wonderful technology she doesn't quite know how to live without.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
198. SelfInsert II reviews
The Author has yet again poked her nose into a place it didn't belong and it has once more bitten her in the butt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
199. First Contact: Tresspassers reviews
When the Vulcan Science Vessel fails to show, Zephram Cochran decides to do some exploring and First Contact goes a bit...differently.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
200. Why Didn't We Do This Earlier? reviews
Krillin comes up with a much easier way of getting rid of Cell.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-26-10 - Krillin - Complete
201. The Adventures of the Great Saiyaman » reviews
Gohan wasn't the first "Great Saiyaman" in the family. Follow the adventures of the first "Superhero" on a world that needed one like a submarine needed a screen door.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-10
202. Future Shock reviews
There's a reason why you should never send Prankster!Trunks and Goten back in time to warn anybody about anything.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-10 - Complete
203. Multipurpose Hair » reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 8-21-10 - Raditz
204. Not Quite A Kage Killer reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 8-15-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
205. Flying Away reviews
They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-14-10 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
206. Attractive reviews
It wasn't so much that Goku didn't know what an attractive woman looked like, but that Saiyans had different standards.
Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-11-10 - Goku & Master Roshi - Complete
207. Wandering reviews
Why Cloud shouldn't be allowed to wander by himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-10 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
208. Family Reunion » reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 1-20-10 - Naruto U. & Zabuza M. - Complete
209. Go Instructor reviews
After Sai finds himself taken from Hikaru's side, he learns why he'd been there in the first place.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-10 - Fujiwara no Sai & Hikaru S. - Complete
210. Another Day, Nothing to Do reviews
Semi-sequel to The Day Boredom Set In. Cat Chant's rhetorical question leads the children to discover something about the Chrestomanci that they rather wish they hadn't discovered and a small mess in the entry hall.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-10 - Complete
211. Chance Meeting reviews
Fujiwara no Sai and Abe no Seimei bump into each-other in Tokyo.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-10 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
212. An Early Meeting v2 reviews
Canon Version. Sai and Hikaru met before the day Hikaru decided to fence some of his grandfather's belongings.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-16-10 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
213. Chase reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-1-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
214. Son Midoriko reviews
The tale of what might have happened if Goku had been slightly less injured on the day of his battle with the Demon King Piccolo and decided to follow a certain flying egg.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-1-10 - Goku & Piccolo
215. Murderer reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-25-10 - Dudley D. & Vernon D. - Complete
216. Obliviated Marriage reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-24-10 - Harry P. - Complete
217. It Takes A Village reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 6-23-10 - Harry P. - Complete
218. My First Song Fic reviews
I got a little tune stuck in my head, and wrote a teensy-weensy story around it. Many apologies to the anonymous squad of Clonetroopers and the nameless Jedi who were forced to listen to them.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-10 - Complete
219. Alex and Amy reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-12-10 - Rubeus H. - Complete
220. Book Seven reviews
The reason why the Doctor cried while reading the Deathly Hallows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-26-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
221. The Thirteen Doctors reviews
A dying Master finds himself in the Time Scoop control room during The Five Doctors and decides to play around a bit. The end result is a Death Zone filled with twelve Doctors, several companions, two Masters, Cybermen, Daleks, a truck driver and a duck.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-10 - The Master
222. Oopsie reviews
Rose goes just a little bit too far when she sends her message to her past self.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-10 - 3rd Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
223. Tom and Merope » reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle Sr. and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-5-10 - Published: 2-26-10 - Tom R. Sr. & Merope G.
224. Too Late reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 3-1-10 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
225. It All Started With A Joint » reviews
Who knew that bringing marijuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 4-23-08 - J. Sheridan
226. MNCIS » reviews
Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-24-10 - Published: 9-10-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
227. Critical Decision reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-17-10 - Jiraiya & Kakashi H. - Complete
228. Rewriting the Tale » reviews
Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Harry P. & Alastor M.
229. Sunshine reviews
Drabble. Madara Uchiha and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama Senju trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-25-09 - Hashirama S. & Madara U. - Complete
230. Transformation Technique reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-24-09 - Tobirama S. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
231. Driver's Test reviews
The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-14-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
232. The Real Heir of Slytherin » reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
233. Giles' Halloween reviews
Giles decides to dress up on that infamous Halloween. Fortunately for Buffy, he didn't get his costume at Ethans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-09 - R. Giles & Ethan R. - Complete
234. Son of the Corps » reviews
On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 9-11-09 - Xander H.
235. The Teacher's Breakroom reviews
After Giles is kidnapped by a fan, Buffy and the gang discover one of the demons' favorite pastimes, watching the goings on in the teacher's breakroom at Sunnydale High. What the teachers do out of the view of the students proves to be very entertaining.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-09 - Buffy S. & Snyder
236. Naptime reviews
After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-24-09 - Raditz & Gohan - Complete
237. Another Chance » reviews
Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - J. Kirk
238. The Detective Years reviews
After being driven from the Auror Corps after 14 years of exemplary service and one embarrassing failure, Holmes decides to move to the Muggle world for a while and turn his hobby to a profession. The Muggle Doctor John Watson aids him in his endeavors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-22-09 - Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
239. Escape Artist reviews
The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-7-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
240. Carbon Creek's Cold Case » reviews
Mestral stayed on Earth as you well know. Now it's up to Lily Rush and Scotty Valens to figure out how he ended up dead in a seedy Philadelphia motel in July 1974. Crossover with Cold Case.
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 11-8-07 - T'Pol & Scotty V. - Complete
241. Clothes Make the Wizard reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete
242. Five Finger Discounts reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete
243. SelfInsert reviews
Albus Dumbledore comes up with a novel way of dealing with those who come barging into the Harry Potter universe with the intention of changing things. They really should have been careful what they wished for, especially the older ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-30-09 - Albus D. & OC - Complete
244. Turnabout Is Fair Play » reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 6-25-09 - Petunia D. & Severus S. - Complete
245. April's Rise, April's Fall » reviews
In one timeline, Robert April becomes the first captain of the Starship Enterprise. In another, he loses everything and spirals towards his destruction.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-14-09
246. Looped reviews
In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-14-09 - Spock Prime & Nero - Complete
247. The Disintigration of Captain Robert April reviews
Ambassador Spock wonders about how the differences between his Enterprise and the one that his young counterpart serves aboard came to be. The tale isn't a happy one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-09 - Spock Prime - Complete
248. Admiral Q's Beagle reviews
This was inspired by the last line of the Epilogue of the movie novelization where a certain beagle transports in out of nowhere. There's a supreme being looking out for the new Enterprise, and it isn't God or Satan for that matter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete
249. A Boy Named reviews
With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-11-09 - Complete
250. In A Different Lifetime reviews
At a peace conference with the Romulans, Ambassador Spock watches the young Captain Kirk trade jokes with a certain Romulan Commander.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-11-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
251. An Exercise in Futility reviews
Kirk and Spock go to rescue McCoy from his least favorite task, leading the weekly meetings of the Aspergers Support Group whose members would generally rather be and most frequently are elsewhere.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-5-09 - L. McCoy - Complete
252. The Other Lukes and Leias » reviews
When Anakin or Padme or both can't or don't produce for whatever reason, Luke and Leia have to get into the galaxy by some other means. Here are some of the more interesting ways they did so. Some may become their own stories.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 4-22-08 - Luke S. & Leia O.
253. Guess What We Wished For reviews
Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-3-09 - Goten - Complete
254. Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message » reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 12-19-07 - Luke S. & Darth Vader - Complete
255. What Kashyyyk Means reviews
Han is given a translation of the local place names during a diplomatic mission, and ends up getting a lesson from Chewbacca about the true meaning of the word Kashyyyk.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-09 - Han S. & Chewbacca - Complete
256. The Video reviews
Inuyasha watches a video Kagome told him never to touch.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-19-09 - Inuyasha - Complete
257. The Lift reviews
An explanation for how Garibaldi was always on the lift Talia was waiting for. Very short crossover.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-19-09 - M. Garibaldi - Complete
258. Blue Eyes reviews
Han Looks at his son Anakin's eyes and comes up with an answer to their origins that he doesn't like.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-19-09 - Han S. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete
259. Touring the Chimera » reviews
Interuniversal Tours runs several tours of different universes a day, completely invisible to the inhabitants, in order to preserve the timeline of the universe visited. Unfortunately, Captain Pellaeon and Grand Admiral Thrawn can see and hear them.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Thrawn & Pellaeon
260. The Animated Misadventures of Johnny Trakker » reviews
Bester gets the first season of the latest incarnation of his favorite show from childhood and isn't pleased. Follow John Trakker as he dies at the hands of Heng again and again. Several Crossovers.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-09
261. 25 Almost Great Escapes » reviews
Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 6-3-07
262. Return to Start reviews
My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-16-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
263. When Taught You Did I reviews
My take on the discussion between Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi during Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-12-09 - Yoda & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
264. Ba'slan shev'la reviews
The nanovirus released in Mandalore's atmosphere made Boba Fett and his granddaughter exiles, but what about all of the others who shared Jango Fett's blood?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete
265. Weird Dreams » reviews
Ah, to sleep, perchance to dream, and to get laughed at when you share your dreams with others.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-7-09 - K. Stabler & G. Huang - Complete
266. His Mother's Culture reviews
Spock stands alone watching an ancient Starfleet Academy tradition, and fails to gain the understanding he seeks about this particular facet of his mother's culture.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete
267. Screams In the Night reviews
My answer to all of the Marcus/Neroon stories. Parody.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-09 - M. Cole - Complete
268. A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History » reviews
Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 5-6-07 - Alastor M. - Complete
269. How to Say Open reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-11-08 - Ron W. - Complete
270. The Boy's New Family reviews
There is a very good reason that the Jedi Order waits until the age of thirteen before they send unsuitable candidates to Agricorps.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
271. How To Serve Yeerk » reviews
This is a book on how to serve Yeerk. Praised by Andalite Scoopkeeping amongst other wonderous publications throughout the galaxy.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete
272. Trading Universes » reviews
Alfred Bester is stuck in twentieth century San Francisco trying to help steal a pair of whales to save an Earth that isn't his, while Pavel Chekov is stuck on Babylon 5 trying to figure out what to do with a bunch of rogue telepaths. REWRITTEN FR CH 2 ON
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 9-11-06 - P. Chekov
273. Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters » reviews
More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 4-7-06 - Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
274. Harry Potter and the Goblin King reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 6-1-08 - Jareth & Harry P. - Complete
275. I Should've Picked A Boy reviews
Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete
276. The Law of the 'fresher » reviews
Several Star Wars characters learn or relearn the "Law of the 'fresher". Rated T for toilet humor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-08
277. Lightsabers reviews
The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-6-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete
278. Daughter reviews
Takes place in a universe where Jango Fett adopts a baby girl. Companion to Little Sister and prequel to 25 Almost great escapes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-5-07 - Jango Fett & Boba Fett - Complete
279. Little Sister reviews
Jango stared at the small pink bundle that had just been abandoned. The childcare holos had all agreed that a child needed some sort of companion to grow up with. He'd start on the adoption papers in the morning. Now to introduce her to Boba. AU Obviously
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-07 - Boba Fett & Jango Fett - Complete
280. Their Own reviews
One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete
281. Slytherin and the New Ceiling reviews
Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-07 - Salazar S. & Godric G. - Complete
282. Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator reviews
Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 3-31-06 - Severus S.
283. Go Forever reviews
All Sai has ever wanted to do in almost every life is play Go, nothing will stop him, not even death. Hikaru and Akira find him in his newest incarnation and it's not what you'd expect.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete
284. Chocolate Frog History » reviews
On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 7-31-06
285. Only Ten reviews
What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete
286. A Little Stray reviews
A Jedi finds an abandoned child in an alley and decides to take it home with him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-07 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
287. The Visit reviews
He rushed through back yards, knowing that if he was even a second late to this particular appointment, his cover would be blown.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-06 - Complete
288. Falling Stars reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-19-06 - Dedalus D. - Complete
289. Repeat After Me reviews
In PsiCorps reeducation is often a last resort. Only used once and never again. On the second time the subject is brought forth the subject is usually terminated. However, for someone as useful and powerful as Alfred Bester...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete
290. Patients and Books reviews
What does a patient have in common with a Stephen King novel? That's one question Dr. Franklin never wanted answered.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete
291. Routine Interrupted reviews
Bester went over his agenda for the day. First order of business coffee...
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete
292. The Day Boredom Set In reviews
Everything is calm and orderly at Chrestomanci Castle, and elsewhere, nobody is calling for help. See what Chrestomanci does when he has absolutely nothing to do.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete
293. The Stains On His Robes reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-1-06 - Bloody Baron - Complete
294. The Tale of the Amazing Ramen Thief reviews
Kagome has forbidden Inuyasha from having ramen for a month. How will he react? What will he do? And in what new way will he mess up Kagome's life?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-19-06 - Inuyasha & Naruto U. - Complete
295. A Question of Color reviews
Kagome wonders what Inuyasha sees when he looks at himself.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-06 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete
296. The consequences of Mother's chilli reviews
Why Kouga came to kidnap Kagome with a rag over his nose.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-16-06 - Kagome & Kouga - Complete
297. The Truth About Salazar reviews
What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-11-06 - Salazar S. & Rowena R. - Complete
298. The New Recruit reviews
A man called Johnston is sent on a five year mission on a Vulcan science vessel, how long will he last?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete
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