Lucillia
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since: 04-26-04, id: 579283, Profile Updated: 04-22-13
country: USA
Author has written 411 stories for Animorphs, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, Hikaru no Go, Inuyasha, Chronicles of Chrestomanci, Babylon 5, Monk, Star Wars, StarTrek: Enterprise, Labyrinth, Sherlock Holmes, Law and Order: SVU, Dragon Ball Z, Star Trek: 2009, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Naruto, Doctor Who, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Ball, Dresden Files, Superman, Supernatural, Highlander, Good Omens, Criminal Minds, Stargate: SG-1, Sherlock, Fear Street series, Dexter, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Next Generation, NCIS, The Prophecy, Evangelion, A-Team, M*A*S*H, Man From UNCLE, Simon and Simon, Leave It To Beaver, Hocus Pocus, Peter Pan, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cold Case, Quantum Leap, Ring/Ringu, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, TV X-overs, Final Destination, Elementary, and Girl Genius.

I'm a 28 year old woman who lives in the San Francisco bay area. I like reading Sci-Fi and Fantasy and writing Fan Fiction. If I put my full real name down in a story somewhere, I'd probably get a bunch of reviews commenting on how crappy a name that was for a Mary Sue and that a five year-old could come up with a better one.

I seem to be better at the short story format, and the short chapters in my longer stories tend to reflect that.

As for my incomplete stories, I don't abandon them. I generally have an idea of what's going to happen, but I often get stalled somewhere between points A and B for days, weeks, months, or years. As soon as inspiration hits, I'm back on track and you get more of the stories you know and love. Sorry about the wait until then.

For someone who asked, so it would be easier to know if one of my stories is in a series, how many others are in that series, and what they are:


NARUTO:

First Try 'Verse:

Main Stories:

First Try - Naruto graduates the Academy after he passes his first attempt at the Graduation Exam when he is ten, and ends up on a different team. Complete.

First Try: Team 7 - With Naruto's teammates having made Chunin and there being an odd number of graduates from the Academy that year, Kakashi uses the opportunity to steal an unwilling Naruto from his sensei and place him on his new Genin team. Complete.

Fist Try: Shippuden. - Three years after Team 7 broke apart, Teams 7 and 5 are forced to deal with a variety of domestic problems such as Satoshi's gambling addiction and the kidnapping of Sasuke's son as the Akatsuki goes on the move. In Progress.

Side Stories:

First Try Team 7: Divergence - Things go differently when Tsunade decides to go traitor rather than become Hokage. The Sannin are gone for good, and another of Jiraiya's students and Danzo agree that what Konoha needs right now is a second Yellow Flash. In Progress.

First Try: Team Tetsuo - Diverges from First Try Chapter 11. When Kakashi puts off a discussion with the Hokage to beyond the last minute, Shimura Tetsuo is allowed to keep Naruto and is given Sakura and Sasuke to fill in the gaps created in his team by Suzume and Satoshi's departures as the two new Chunin move on to bigger and better missions. Deciding to keep his promise to Naruto to not let him miss another Chunin Exam, Tetsuo decides to try his damnedest to get his team in shape in the two months he has left with Kakashi's assistance. Since he has the Rookie of the Year, and that year's Top Kunoichi, it shouldn't be too difficult, right? In Progress.

First Try: River Country Con - (Oneshot) Satoshi gambles away Team 5's traveling funds during a C-Rank, and the team is forced to use unorthodox means to recoup their loss. Complete.

First Try: Autumn Leaves - (oneshot) A Tetsuo who's just starting out with his team and uncertain about the whole teaching thing decides to take a favored D-Rank and pass down a tradition his sensei had passed down to him. Complete.

First Try: Tetsuo - (series of oneshots) Tales in the life of the Sensei of Team 5. Ongoing.

First Try: Zabuza - (series of oneshots) Adventures in the life of Momochi Zabuza, House Husband. Ongoing.

Izuna's Travels 'Verse:

Izuna's Adventure - An experiment with the Mangekyo Sharingan flings Izuna into what he's convinced is another world. His brother never would have flipped his lid like that, would he? Complete.

Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors - After returning from his adventure, Izuna and his brother travel to another world to get their hands on the inheritance the Sage of the Six Paths left his younger son, and end up being hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. In Progress.

Naruto's BFF 'Verse:

Kushina's Boyfriend - Madara kidnaps Kushina when she's sixteen in order to release the Kyuubi early and gets more than he bargained for when he makes the mistake of complimenting her hair, as Kushina - who has broken up with her boyfriend Minato yet again - decides that it is love at first sight. In Progress.

Naruto's BFF - Madara once again gets more than he bargained for when he uses a cheesy villain line before attempting to kill Naruto, and the boy becomes convinced that the man is his Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide World. Complete.

'Til We Meet Again - (series of oneshots) In the eight years between Madara's death and his resurrection, Naruto lived a life in which he had a number of adventures and got into several scrapes. Ongoing.

Not Quite A Kage Killer 'Verse:

Minato and the Hyuuga Twins - (Oneshot) Jiraiya challenges Minato to a dare involving a certain pair of identical twins. Hiashi and Hizashi are slightly less than amused. Complete.

Not Quite A Kage Killer - (Oneshot) Naruto uses a variant of the Sexy Jutsu to take down Tobi. Complete.

Nidaime Jutsu Backfires 'Verse:

Sunshine - (Oneshot) Hashirama steals a Jutsu scroll from his brother that he should have left alone, and performs a jutsu that has...interesting effects. Complete.

Rainbows - (Series of Oneshots) Sasuke steals a certain Jutsu scroll of the Nidaime's from Naruto whom the Sandaime had given it to thinking that he'd appreciate it and uses one of the Jutsu against his opponents, believing it to be powerful, and unaware of its actual effects.Ongoing.

Transformation Technique - (Old Oneshot) Tobirama invents a technique that he's sure will allow him into the women's side of the baths, but doesn't have very much luck with it. Could be considered Canon if you accept the possibility that Mito might have been Hashirama's second wife. Complete.

Mizuki's Salvation 'Verse:

Salvation - (Oneshot) Mizuki meets an interdimensional traveler who sets him down a different path when he decides to prove that he wasn't "Beyond Saving". Complete.

Saving Mizuki - The Path from being a traitor to becoming a good man is not a short or an easy one. In Progress.

Time Mixup 'Verse:

Time Mixup - Four travelers from four different timelines travel back in time and find themselves in the same timeline. Later, an accidentally time traveling Gaara adds himself into the mix. In Progress.

The Exam- The story Gaara alludes to in Time Mixup when he tells Naruto about the time the Rokudaime Hokage entered the Chunin Exams. Complete.

Consequences 'Verse:

The Consequences of Drunken Experiments- (series of Oneshots) Orochimaru does a series of experiments while under the influence of a variety of substances. In Progress.

Chickenzilla - Orochimaru's giant fire breathing chicken escapes, adopts Naruto, and derails the Uchiha Massarce. In Progress

Nature - (drabble) the clones Orochimaru made for himself are...slightly less than optimal. Complete

Companion Stories that start out nearly identical and then diverge:

Sharingan Rats - Naruto also awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. As he and Sasuke are getting used to being family, they discover that the rest of the clan has been reborn as rats that infest the Uchiha Clan Compound. In Progress.

Uzumaki and Uchiha - Naruto awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. Instead of getting a clan reborn as rats, he has to deal with a crazy several times great Uncle, and a rather possessive third cousin who acts like he's his mother or something. In Progress.

Karin and the Other Uzumaki - When Karin decides to call Naruto out about using the Uzumaki clan name, she discovers much to her surprise that Naruto is actually an Uzumaki, and therefore kin. In Progress.

A Blond and a Redhead Walk into a Chunin Exam - Karin calls Naruto out about the Uzumaki name and discovers much to her surprise that he is kin. In this universe however, Karin did not yet serve Orochimaru, and her family had not yet died. In Progress.

Star Wars:

The Fett Twins 'Verse:

The Fett Twins - Boba Fett witnesses the birth of Luke and Leia when he goes to Polis Massa to get his broken arm fixed. He sits on the information of their existence for six years, until he decides to remove them from the Jedi's grasp and raise them himself. Leia is eventually stolen back by Bail Organa who has her memory of her time with her brother and their adoptive father Boba Fett erased. Things happen, and a pair of Skywalker twins who have been raised to be bounty hunters get caught up in the war between the Rebellion and the Empire. In Progress.

Growing Up Fett - Tales in the lives of Luke and Leia as they grow up in the care of the notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett. In Progress.

The Lena Fett 'Verse:

Daughter - (Oneshot) Jango adopts a custom made kid that some wealthy jerk shoved into his arms when he decides he doesn't want it. Boba is less than amused. Complete.

Little Sister - (Oneshot) Boba tries and fails to get rid of his little sister so it could go back to being just him and his dad. Jango is less than amused. Complete.

25 Almost Great Escapes - Lena is brought to the Jedi Temple after the battle of Geonosis. The order decides to keep the child, and she decides to escape. In Progress.

Harry Potter:

Tommy Black 'Verse:

A Small Tale From the Grand Epic Called History- Alastor Moody finds himself listening to a story about a future where Harry Potter went mad and destroyed the world. The one telling it? Harry's half-cousin, Thomas James Black. Complete.

Rewriting the Tale - Despite the fact that it has been tried a million times before and may very well be futile, Thomas tries to change the future. Moody hovers in the background waiting to either provide help or destroy Harry if he shows signs of the madness that caused the destruction of everything. In Progress.

Jareth Potter 'Verse:

Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- During a chance meeting at the bank, Jareth, King of the Goblins, is reunited with his illegitimate grandson. In Progress. Sequels will be forthcoming.

Minuet 'Verse:

Minuet- (Drabble) In the wizarding world, spelling mistakes often lead to free entertainment. Complete.

Minuet II - (Drabble) Spelling mistakes can also lead to the creation of some rather unfortunate magical creatures. Complete

Misc. Series:

SelfInsert - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Harry Potter universe and Dumbledore decides to have some fun with his new student. Hey! Mind out of the gutter! Complete.

SelfInsert II -(Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Naruto universe and just about gets it bitten off. Complete.

SelfInsert III - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Dresden Files 'verse and amazingly survives longer than average. Complete.

SelfInsert IV - (Oneshot) The author pokes her nose into the Criminal Minds universe, and finds herself in a rather sticky - and not to mention bloody - situation. Complete.

SelfInsert V - (Oneshot) The Author is press-ganged into an army when she pokes her nose into the Supernatural 'verse. Complete.

SelfInsert VI - (Oneshot) The Author believes herself to be in hell when she finds herself at Shadyside High in the early '90s. Complete.


1. Everything Old is New Again reviews
A drifter passing through the Enterprise encounters a scene that he'd once witnessed from the other side. Will warn you here and now that there will be a bit of a spoiler for the new film.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-13 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
2. An Experiment in Intoxication reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 5-14-13 - Naruto U. - Complete
3. It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again reviews
Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-11-13 - Naruko U. & Naruto U. - Complete
4. Harry Potter and the Useless Rock » reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 1-19-10 - Harry P. & Genesis R.
5. Hello, Officer Williams Speaking » reviews
In Psi-Corps, there is a worse punishment than being transferred to the MetaPol station in Siberia. After an accident involving Bester and a can of paint, Sergei and his partner Ralph have pulled that particular punishment duty and are now stuck in an office that's roughly the size of a broom closet and forced to field all calls made to the fictional "Officer Williams".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-2-13 - A. Bester
6. History Exam » reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 7-1-10 - Sasuke U.
7. I'm A Doctor, Not A » reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 1-6-09 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson
8. Little Uzumaki » reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1208 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 11-5-09 - Naruto U. & Iruka U.
9. Minimum Requirement » reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 5-1-13 - Naruto U. & Hiruzen S.
10. First Try: Team Tetsuo » reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and as a result, Tetsuo manages to keep his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,185 - Reviews: 1032 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 6-29-12 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
11. Of the Day's Annoyances » reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 5-27-11 - Hiashi H. & Naruto U.
12. Police Academy Naruto Style! » reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by Tsunade. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 4-17-11 - Naruto U. & Fugaku U. - Complete
13. Consumed reviews
He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-8-13 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
14. Devil Children » reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-7-13 - Published: 5-6-13 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
15. Rainbows » reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 4-9-11 - Sasuke U.
16. Reactions » reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 4-2-11 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U.
17. The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men » reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 108 - Published: 5-6-13 - Naruto U. & Madara U.
18. Team WHAT? ! » reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 5-4-12 - Lucifer & Michael
19. Send in the Clones » reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 3-24-12 - Harry P.
20. Social Media » reviews
If most of the bad guys on the A-Team tried pulling crap like they did on the show today...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 7-20-12 - Hannibal
21. Son of the Corps » reviews
On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 9-11-09 - Xander H.
22. Teen Cop » reviews
It is an established fact that Valin "Hal" Horn was 10 when his father left to fight in the Clone Wars in 22 BBY. It is also an established fact that Horn was already a CorSec officer when his son Corran was born in 18 BBY. There's no way in hell that people didn't notice his age, even though he had Jedi powers. Which begged the question of exactly how he got away with it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 6-6-12 - Corran H.
23. The Consequences of Drunken Experiments » reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 4-15-11 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y.
24. The Demon and the Dead Man » reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,289 - Reviews: 459 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 4-10-12 - Naruto U. & Izuna U.
25. Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-1-13 - Kakashi H. & Minato N. - Complete
26. The Road to Tsuchikage » reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 3-27-12 - Naruto U. & Ōnoki
27. The Sammy and Michael Show » reviews
A tale of two brothers on the road in which Sam is Sam, Dean is Michael, it's 2008, and Lucifer's still in the Pit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 5-6-12 - Michael & Sam W.
28. The Two Kakarots » reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 3-15-09 - Goku & Chi-Chi
29. Tom and Merope » reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle Sr. and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 2-26-10 - Tom R. Sr. & Merope G.
30. Uzumaki and Uchiha » reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 8-15-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
31. The Wrong End of the Stick reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage. The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-30-13 - Asuma S. & Naruto U.
32. Uchiha Kushina » reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 6-19-12 - Sasuke U.
33. Unlikely Hunters » reviews
A series of oneshots in which some rather unlikely Hunters ply their trade. Multiple crossovers.
Crossover - Supernatural & TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 1-17-11
34. What I Did On My Earth Vacation » reviews
Following the official First Contact, Mestral and a survivor of a prior science vessel crash who have hitched a ride aboard the T'Plana-Hath trade stories on their way home.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-29-13 - Published: 1-11-11 - T'Pol
35. Civilian School Blues » reviews
During his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto is hired to undertake a special mission for Konoha. A mission he would have rather done without, especially since he would be stuck posing as a girl the entire time. Fortunately, or perhaps Unfortunately, he wasn't the only one hired to protect his client's daughter's virtue, and he's stuck with a "sister" he'd rather not have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 4-16-12 - Naruto U. & Deidara
36. My Reasons reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-28-13 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
37. Of Letters and Lists reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-26-13 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete
38. A Different Dursley Family » reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 885 - Updated: 4-24-13 - Published: 8-24-09 - Vernon D. & Harry P.
39. Konoha's Greatest Hoax reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 4-22-13 - Itachi U. & Kabuto Y. - Complete
40. First Try: Shippuden » reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 1-6-12 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
41. Obito » reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 390 - Updated: 4-13-13 - Published: 2-4-10 - Naruto U. & Obito U./Tobi
42. Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors » reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,443 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 2-22-12 - Harry P. & Izuna U.
43. First Try: Zabuza » reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 1-6-12 - Zabuza M. & Haku
44. A Team of Like Minded Individuals » reviews
Thanks to an experiment with a Seal gone wrong, Naruto ended up in another world. Fortunately, he landed in good company. Literally.
Crossover - A-Team & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,107 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 8-3-12 - Murdock & Naruto U.
45. Jounin Present reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-4-13 - Kakashi H. - Complete
46. No Way In Hell » reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 769 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 1-18-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
47. Payback reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-31-13 - Sasuke U. & Tobirama S. - Complete
48. A Headache and a Half » reviews
Being Director of the SOLDIER program, Lazard has to deal with a number of problems. Zach Fair is one of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-30-13 - Published: 8-13-12 - Lazard D. & Zack F.
49. Cops 'n Blips reviews
A simple game of Cops 'n Blips changes everything for one Alfie Bester when he gets to play a cop and the blips run for a different target. Decades later, he gets a chance to see exactly how much everything had changed for him. Sometimes the last person you ever want to meet is the you who took the road you didn't...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-13 - A. Bester - Complete
50. For DireSquirrel reviews
I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-15-13 - Sakura H. - Complete
51. Harry's Big Brother » reviews
When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who despite being a muggle could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 3-11-13 - Khan S. & Harry P.
52. As Good as Mine reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-12-13 - Molly W. & James P. - Complete
53. Play It Again Sam reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-10-13 - Obito U./Tobi & Naruto U. - Complete
54. Of Bladders and Days Gone By reviews
As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-8-13 - Madara U. & Tobirama S. - Complete
55. Chickenzilla » reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 7-8-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
56. But, They Didn't » reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Obito U./Tobi & Kakashi H.
57. Baby's Day Out » reviews
There were already enough people questioning seven year-old Uchiha Itachi's abilities as a Genin, and he didn't need any more joining in after he'd lost his charge during his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get the kid back before someone realized he was missing. If he didn't, the alternatives didn't even bear considering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 8-29-12 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
58. Mindspark » reviews
After the first human telepaths crop up, the galaxy learns why the Vorlons should have kept that Hetrodyne the hell away from certain genetic experiments.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 2-11-13 - A. Bester
59. April's Rise, April's Fall » reviews
In one timeline, Robert April becomes the first captain of the Starship Enterprise. In another, he loses everything and spirals towards his destruction. All it takes to change everything is the destruction of a single starship.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 5-14-09 - R. April - Complete
60. Another Chance » reviews
Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 5-17-09 - J. Kirk
61. Alternate Transportation » reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 8-29-11 - Complete
62. A Cat Always Lands On Its Feet » reviews
A case in Salem Massachusetts reveals to DiNozzo that McProbie is older than he appears. About three centuries older...
Crossover - NCIS & Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 10-16-12 - Tony D. & Thackery B./Binx
63. 5 Hokages » reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 572 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 11-24-09 - Hashirama S. & Tsunade S.
64. Relatively True reviews
As Methos watches a film, he remembers something he once witnessed while he had been traveling through Japan.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-13 - Methos - Complete
65. Idle Conquest reviews
If those party boys at the first university that Khan had attended had known what they'd unleashed on the world, they'd have been kicking themselves.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-13 - Khan S. - Complete
66. Captain Sybok » reviews
Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 1-28-12 - Spock
67. The Most Hurtful Thing of All reviews
There are three facts that may or may not be related. 1. While seeking revenge, Nero focused on Spock almost to the exclusion of all else despite the fact that the Vulcan High Council could arguably be given some of the blame. 2. When Spock surrendered to Nero, he almost seemed to recognize him. 3. Sybok had wandered loose around the galaxy for decades before he died.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-13 - Nero & Spock Prime - Complete
68. For Those Who Served at the Battle of the Line » reviews
When the President of Earth put out a call for volunteers for a final stand at the end of the Earth-Mimbari war, not all of those who answered that call were as young as they appeared.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 1-31-13
69. Stability Is Relative » reviews
Watch as Bester brings a fellow PsiCop to Babylon 5 that he should've left at home. The command staff are amused, Bester is not.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-1-13 - Published: 9-12-06 - A. Bester
70. Evening the Odds reviews
Alfred Bester had known for a long time that war between the telepaths and the mundanes would be coming. In one universe, he picks a rather creative and surprisingly logical manner in which to ensure that the telepaths came out on top, and dedicates his life to making sure it happens when the time finally came.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-31-13 - A. Bester - Complete
71. Run Rabbit Run reviews
Hear the whisper in the air? The Hounds have caught your scent.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-13 - Complete
72. Self Insert VIII reviews
In which the author is given a lesson on why keeping in shape is a good idea, and why the Doctor's constantly choosing small skinny women as companions was more of a practicality than anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-13 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
73. Self Insert VII reviews
The Author discovers why giving oneself awesome powers isn't a very good idea. At least, it wasn't the worst that could happen...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-13 - J. Sheridan & A. Bester - Complete
74. It All Started With A Joint » reviews
Who knew that bringing marijuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 4-23-08 - J. Sheridan
75. Where Have All the Elves Gone? » reviews
There was a time when Man wasn't the only sentient species on Earth. That time ended nearly a thousand years ago when a war in the stars came to the Sol system.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 1-9-12 - Complete
76. Time Travel Jutsu reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 1-25-13 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
77. Thirteen reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 1-25-13 - James P. & Vernon D. - Complete
78. Lipstick reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-25-13 - Bulma - Complete
79. Things That Are Slightly Worse Than Death reviews
Darius survives, and finds a reason to wish he didn't.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-25-13 - Darius & Methos - Complete
80. How The Bane Family Got Started reviews
Ask any member of the Bane family how it got its start, and they'll tell you of how the matriarch of the family had stolen a great treasure. But, as we all know, there are two sides to every story...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-13 - Darth Bane - Complete
81. Accelerated Phenomena reviews
Shortly after the station opens for business, Commander Sinclair and Security Chief Michael Garibaldi have a brief discussion about what has happened to a section of the station.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-13 - J. Sinclair & M. Garibaldi - Complete
82. For Want of a Filter reviews
When little Bester misses out on a certain rite of passage, he becomes focused on something else and pursues it with the intensity that Bester pursues just about everything with. And, as with every universe in which Babylon 5 exists, when it comes to Bester, Garibaldi's the one who ends up taking it up the...
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-13 - A. Bester - Complete
83. Forgive and Forget reviews
For some, a friend is someone you're willing to forgive no matter where they don't tell you to shove your "Good morning Keptin".
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-13 - P. Chekov - Complete
84. Least Weasel reviews
There's always more than one way to skin a cat. Some methods however...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
85. Karin and the Other Uzumaki » reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 4-8-12 - Karin & Naruto U.
86. Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing » reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting. Drabbles and oneshots not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 3-3-12 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K.
87. Multipurpose Hair » reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 8-21-10 - Raditz
88. Little Monsters » reviews
An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 8-24-09 - Sarek & Amanda G.
89. Little Mistake » reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 12-6-10 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.
90. Hokage Swap » reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 1-28-12 - Hashirama S. & Naruto U.
91. Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change » reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 6-17-12 - Naruto U.
92. Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach » reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-16-13 - Published: 4-6-12 - Hashirama S. & Minato N.
93. 32 reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-13-13 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
94. What Shouldn't Be Is » reviews
After he made his wish on a star, Hashirama got his best friend back, Team "Serious Issues" got a chance to rise in a new era, and Naruto found friendship and later love in an unusual, unexpected, and some may say wrong, place, when Naruto, Madara, Kakashi, Gai, and Obito end up in the past because of a Jutsu accident. Being written for and co-written with Flareose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 9-19-12 - Naruto U. & Danzō S.
95. Notes From the Hokage » reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 11-2-12 - Hiruzen S. & Naruto U.
96. Max » reviews
Before Season 1, Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 5-8-12 - Dean W.
97. Mary Susan » reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden wandering alone who promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 4-24-12 - Legolas
98. Kushina's Boyfriend » reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 4-19-12 - Madara U. & Kushina U.
99. Just Check Both » reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 9-5-10 - Naruto U.
100. Novus de Virgine Forte reviews
Anakin's birth was a bit more miraculous than Shmi had let on. Written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-13 - Shmi S. - Complete
101. From One Anachronism to Another reviews
"Have you never dipped little Suzy's curls in ink?" is a rather unusual question to ask three centuries after the invention of the ball-point pen, and more than two after just about everything went paperless but, James Kirk had asked it. The question that remains is how did something like that end up on the list of pranks that the Captain of the Enterprise had pulled in his youth?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-13 - J. Kirk - Complete
102. Dear Cousin reviews
A certain someone writes to his cousin about his brother.
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-30-12 - Sherlock H. & Sherlock H. - Complete
103. Christmas Carol'd » reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 12-22-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete
104. Tainted reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-8-12 - Mizuki - Complete
105. A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One » reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 12-8-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Fugaku U. & Obito U./Tobi
106. A Jealous Wish » reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 12-7-12 - Published: 3-15-09 - Goku & Bardock
107. Taking the Long View reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 12-7-12 - E. Palpatine & Darth Maul - Complete
108. Old Ben reviews
Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-26-12 - Luke S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
109. The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor » reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 11-15-12 - Published: 11-14-12 - E. Palpatine
110. First Try: Autumn Leaves reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-11-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
111. Never Alone reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-5-12 - Sasuke U. - Complete
112. Time MixUp » reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,739 - Reviews: 1764 - Updated: 11-4-12 - Published: 11-7-09 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
113. Out of Kindness, Destruction reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-31-12 - Obito U./Tobi & Naruto U. - Complete
114. Ad Aeternitas reviews
The Sanderson Sisters had been playing with a power that no human could truly comprehend, and forever had really meant forever, not just until they were dead once more.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-12 - Thackery B./Binx - Complete
115. Akatsuchi's Lament reviews
He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-14-12 - Akatsuchi - Complete
116. A Match Made in Hell reviews
Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-14-12 - Hidan & Obito U./Tobi - Complete
117. Homecoming reviews
He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
118. Insubordination reviews
Three members of SG-1 have decided not to follow General Hammond's orders...Or have they?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-11-12 - Gen. Hammond & J. O'Neill - Complete
119. First Try » reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 5-30-11 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
120. Rosie reviews
For the most part, June Cleaver was happy. But, sometimes...
Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-12 - June C. - Complete
121. Duality » reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-30-12 - Published: 8-9-11 - Obito U./Tobi & Madara U.
122. Saving Mizuki » reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-30-12 - Published: 4-22-12 - Mizuki & Naruto U.
123. Worth a Thousand reviews
As Tobirama looks at the picture someone from another universe sent him, he couldn't help but laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-23-12 - Tobirama S. - Complete
124. Please Kill Me reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 9-19-12 - Obito U./Tobi & Rin - Complete
125. It'd Probably Have Been Easier » reviews
If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 9-17-12 - Naruto U. & Obito U./Tobi - Complete
126. The Other Lukes and Leias » reviews
When Anakin or Padme or both can't or don't produce for whatever reason, Luke and Leia have to get into the galaxy by some other means. Here are some of the more interesting ways they did so. Some may become their own stories.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-15-12 - Published: 4-22-08 - Luke S. & Leia O.
127. GSS reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-14-12 - Kakashi H. - Complete
128. With Friends Like These reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 9-11-12 - Naruto U. & Fugaku U. - Complete
129. Tobi Visits the Past reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 9-9-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
130. Extended Vacation » reviews
With teammates like these, Goku may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 8-17-10 - Goku
131. Bad Trip » reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 4-2-11 - Minato N. & Kakashi H.
132. A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam » reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 4-8-12 - Karin & Naruto U.
133. Cliche reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-8-12 - Naruto U. & Zabuza M. - Complete
134. The End reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-5-12 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto & Kushina U. - Complete
135. The Stories He Told reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-4-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
136. Food Fight reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 8-30-12 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
137. The Reason reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-29-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
138. The Path Has Been Set reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-29-12 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
139. Gateway Book? reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-29-12 - Sai & Kakashi H. - Complete
140. Deficiency reviews
One man's meat is another man's poison and vice versa.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-29-12 - Vegeta & Goku - Complete
141. My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years » reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 160 - Published: 8-25-12 - Marge D. & Harry P.
142. My Nephew Harry » reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 919 - Updated: 8-25-12 - Published: 6-25-09 - Marge D. & Harry P. - Complete
143. A Name He Could Do Without reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-20-12 - Minato N. - Complete
144. Thirty Years reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-19-12 - Harry P. - Complete
145. How Crap TV Saved the World reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 8-19-12 - Harry P. & Rita S. - Complete
146. Playing Games » reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 279 - Updated: 8-11-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
147. The MP Team » reviews
Residents of a colony that is being victimized by Romulan pirates have decided to hire the A-Team as a last resort. Unfortunately, when acquiring said team, they grabbed the wrong vehicle.
Crossover - A-Team & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-12 - Decker
148. NaruShikaChou » reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 4-15-12 - Naruto U. & Chōji A.
149. Crash » reviews
The story of an Immortal pilot who is determined to soar despite the number of times he had been rather violently brought back down to the ground.
Crossover - Highlander & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-31-12 - Published: 7-10-12 - Murdock - Complete
150. One of Those Faces reviews
Rick and AJ find someone very familiar standing in their office.
Simon and Simon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-12 - Complete
151. Broken
You have to wonder what was going through Rick's head while Frank Campbell was being led away by the police in The Uncivil Servant.
Simon and Simon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 7-29-12 - Complete
152. The Ducky Affair reviews
A young Ducky has an interesting encounter on the way home to visit his mother.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-12 - Illya K. & Ducky M. - Complete
153. Finding Lost Things reviews
When business is slow, Rick and AJ have a standing job for the military. They don't care too much for it, but hey, it pays the bills.
Crossover - A-Team & Simon and Simon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-12 - Hannibal
154. Mr Lee reviews
One wonders what the real Mr. Lee thinks of Hannibal's behavior every time he drops by the shop to vet his customers. After all, it'd be rather suspicious if a certain Chinese Laundry sat empty until some poor sod came by looking for the A-Team.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-12 - Hannibal - Complete
155. Easy In Theory reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-28-12 - Complete
156. Billy reviews
Just because it's invisible doesn't mean that it's not real, and every boy should have a dog.
Crossover - A-Team & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-12 - Murdock - Complete
157. Another Sad Statistic reviews
Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-25-12 - Harry P. - Complete
158. Testing reviews
Small missing scene from Family Reunion. Stockwell decides to spare no expense when it comes to getting Murdock his answer in regards to Face.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Stockwell - Complete
159. Again reviews
Inspired by the recycled footage in the pre-credits opening scene of Without Reservations. For most of the team, it was like Deja Vu all over again...
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Murdock & Face - Complete
160. A Perfect End to a Perfect Day reviews
Tag to Season 4 Episode 9 Mind Games. With the way Face's day had been going, the way it ended just figured.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-12 - Face - Complete
161. All For The Jazz reviews
Short missing scene from Judgement Day Part 1. The rest of the team watches as Hannibal escapes from Colonel Decker by engaging in a sport that even Sky Divers consider insane.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Hannibal & Murdock - Complete
162. Guardian Whatever » reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 5-21-12 - A. Crowley & Dean W.
163. Ride Along reviews
When Murdock's new doctor decides to object to Murdock's temporary removal from the hospital, he ends up being dragged along for the ride. The team could use a shrink though, especially the way this mission was going.
Crossover - A-Team & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-17-12 - Murdock & Sidney F.
164. Winchester? reviews
At his wife's funeral, John spots a man he'd seen only once before, and that had been at his mother's funeral.
Crossover - M*A*S*H & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-12 - Charles W. & John W. - Complete
165. MS or MF? reviews
The A-Team is sent a bunch of tapes of a show that was filmed in a universe where they were fictional, and they find themselves comparing the way things had gone on the show to the way they actually were and finding certain...inconsistencies.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-12 - Murdock & Face - Complete
166. Any One of Them Could've Been Murdock » reviews
Had things played out slightly differently, any one of the team could have ended up in Murdock's place.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-12 - Hannibal & Murdock - Complete
167. The Fourth Man reviews
Tag to Season 3 Episode 9, "Showdown": Lynch realizes that he'd always been getting more than he bargained for when he had chased after the A-Team.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-12 - Lynch & Murdock - Complete
168. Escape reviews
Were the staff at the hospital really as gullible as they seemed?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-13-12 - Murdock & Face - Complete
169. Airplane? ! reviews
The A-Team has yet again been captured and left somewhere where the means to escape are on hand.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-12-12 - Decker & Hannibal - Complete
170. Backup Pilot reviews
When Shinji runs away instead of going to Tokyo-3, Gendo is forced to bring someone else in to fly the EVA until he is found.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-10-12 - Gendo I. - Complete
171. Prison Break reviews
Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-4-12 - Harry P. & Ron W.
172. The Best Sort of Birth Control reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 6-27-12 - Complete
173. James Horton's Odd Afternoon reviews
One of the reasons James Horton was so determined to kill Duncan MacLeod, and make him suffer before he died.
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-12 - Horton & Gabriel - Complete
174. Support Group reviews
There's a support group for a select demographic of people, and it's just got two new members.
Crossover - Good Omens & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-6-12 - Aziraphale & H. Dresden - Complete
175. Guests of Honor » reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 4-21-12 - Hashirama S. & Madara U. - Complete
176. Crowley 100 » reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. -.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 5-22-12 - A. Crowley
177. Sides reviews
Sam and Dean have an interesting encounter on the way back from digging up Crowley's bones.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
178. Smooch reviews
Considering the first impression that Aziraphale tended to give, and the number of times he'd kissed Crowley, it wasn't all that surprising that they were constantly mistaken for a couple, even by people who'd known them for years.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-12 - Aziraphale & A. Crowley - Complete
179. Harry and the Sadistic Bastard reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-19-12 - Harry P. - Complete
180. The Day of The Squirrel reviews
In which Crowley attempts to cause mischief in Mississippi, and receives evidence that - just to be contrary - the Heavenly road crew had paved the path to their gates with bad intentions.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-15-12 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete
181. Decisions Decisions » reviews
Crowley was never one to waste an opportunity, especially when the end is nigh, and a golden one was dropped in his lap before he was returned to Hell. It always all comes down to Free Will, and the consequences thereof.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-12 - A. Crowley & Dean W. - Complete
182. Prototype reviews
Missouri Mosely hadn't always been a psychic.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-12 - Missouri M. - Complete
183. The Winchester Meal Delivery Service reviews
No matter where they are, the Winchester boys make sure that their little FBI stalker is fed. Oneshots in no particular order.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-12 - V. Henricksen & Dean W.
184. Late Start » reviews
After getting a bit of a late start in the Hunting business, Sam and Dean aren't just being pursued by FBI Agent Victor Henricksen. Gibbs and team want to know why one of their own left to go "hunting ghosts" as well.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Dean W.
185. A Not Quite Matched Pair » reviews
After being killed by Lucifer, Gabriel is dropped into "Witness Protection". After interfering back home, he won't be staying out of things here, especially when there's a certain someone to knock down a couple of pegs.
Crossover - Supernatural & The Prophecy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-7-12 - Published: 5-3-12 - Gabriel & Gabriel
186. Red Tape and Salt Lines » reviews
Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-6-12 - Published: 2-22-11 - V. Henricksen & Erin S.
187. Pit Stop at Cambria reviews
Oneshot side story to Team WHAT? !. While Dean was in Kansas getting his Grace back, Satan, I mean Sam, encountered the BAU team while hunting in California.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-5-12 - Sam W. & D. Rossi - Complete
188. What Did I Do? reviews
In which Mary behaves the way a child should when asked a certain question. Let's just say that Simon should have learned a bit more about humans before he came to Earth, like the fact that there are certain questions you don't ask little girls.
The Prophecy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-12 - Simon & Mary - Complete
189. The MetalliWhat? reviews
Before the time loop, there had to be an original timeline to be changed. A timeline in which certain time travelers didn't go persuading certain people to change their minds about certain vehicles at the last minute.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-12 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete
190. Hunter's World » reviews
Two brothers, one older, one younger, both fighting on the side of good to take down supernatural bad guys who prey on humans. Thanks to a wrong turn in the Nevernever, there's now two sets of them.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-1-12 - Published: 3-14-11 - Dean W. & H. Dresden
191. Lunch reviews
Gibbs and Fornell drink coffee and watch one of Fornell's fellow FBI agents have a mini meltdown.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-30-12 - T.C. Fornell & V. Henricksen - Complete
192. Til We Meet Again » reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 4-20-12 - Naruto U.
193. Out of the Frying Pan and Into? » reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley flee to another universe to escape an apocalypse, and end up finding themselves in the middle of a heavenly civil war.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 2-22-11 - Aziraphale & Castiel
194. A New Level of Disturbing reviews
Being a historical personage while still alive can be problematic, especially when there are Holodecks involved.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-25-12 - J. Picard
195. Salvation reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-20-12 - Mizuki & Naruto U. - Complete
196. Naruto's BFF » reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 620 - Updated: 4-20-12 - Published: 3-31-11 - Madara U. & Naruto U. - Complete
197. Shodai Hokage Madara » reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 4-19-12 - Published: 11-20-10 - Madara U. - Complete
198. The Toaster reviews
Stron wouldn't stop tinkering when he was stranded on Earth, and Mestral has to find something to do with the appliances he left behind.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-12
199. Corrupted reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-18-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
200. Avoidance reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-14-12 - Tekka U. & Naruto U. - Complete
201. Without Naruto » reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 284 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 8-17-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
202. Leia Fett » reviews
Sometimes things happen. Things such as Luke being wrapped in the wrong blanket when Obi-Wan Kenobi is ambushed on the way to the Lars family farm.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 3-14-12 - Luke S. & Boba Fett
203. The Difference Between Mostly and All reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 4-9-12 - Haku & Naruto U. - Complete
204. Izuna's Adventure » reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 8-11-11 - Izuna U. - Complete
205. The Exam » reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 4-8-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
206. Family Reunion Extended Version » reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 516 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 7-26-10 - Naruto U. & Zabuza M.
207. Between Mizukage and Tobi » reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 7-15-11 - Madara U.
208. My Real Name Is » reviews
Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-5-12 - Published: 4-4-12 - J. O'Neill
209. An Unpleasant Surprise reviews
Rostek Horn had expected to eventually be introduced to his adopted son's significant other, but not quite in this manner...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-12 - Corran H. - Complete
210. Alike reviews
The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-3-12 - Luke S. & Leia O. - Complete
211. A Book of Hogwarts Verse » reviews
Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 5-6-07
212. Someone Who Loves You reviews
Han marries the one he loves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-1-12 - Han S. - Complete
213. Of the Dead reviews
He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-29-12 - Tobirama S. - Complete
214. Shoulda Kept the Manual reviews
In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-24-12 - E. Palpatine - Complete
215. A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-23-12 - Albus D. - Complete
216. The Fett Twins » reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 8-13-07 - Luke S. & Boba Fett
217. Growing Up Fett » reviews
Stories in the lives of Luke and Leia as they are raised by the most infamous bounty hunter in the Galaxy, Boba Fett. Set in the Fett Twins Universe.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-15-12 - Published: 3-14-12 - Luke S. & Leia O.
218. Where's the Cannon? reviews
Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-22-12 - Dudley D. - Complete
219. Boba Weasley » reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-21-12 - Published: 9-3-08 - Boba Fett & Harry P.
220. A Very Different Dursley Family reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 2-20-12 - Vernon D. - Complete
221. Knockers reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 2-6-12 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
222. Doctor Dearest » reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion. Matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother, and during a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-6-12 - 10th Doctor & Harry P.
223. D&D reviews
The interesting thing about enemies is the fact that if something were the least bit different, they could become the best of friends, or more. If Dexter had been a touch more charismatic, and less of a loner...
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-12 - J. Doakes - Complete
224. Minuet II reviews
This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-5-12 - Harry P. - Complete
225. Meetings Across Time reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-1-12 - Naruto U. & Obito U./Tobi - Complete
226. That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-30-12 - Naruto U. - Complete
227. Schrodinger reviews
It is almost always one or the other, but on rare occasions it is both, and the cat escapes the box before it is observed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-29-12 - Obito U./Tobi & Madara U. - Complete
228. Hojo reviews
Kagome has an unexpected guard in the modern era.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-28-12 - Complete
229. First Try: Tetsuo » reviews
The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 1-6-12
230. Self Insert VI reviews
The Author finds herself in a place that could be considered Mary Sue Heaven or Mary Sue Hell depending on one's inclinations shortly after rediscovering a favorite series from her childhood.
Fear Street series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-12 - Complete
231. What's He Doing This Time? reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-25-12 - Hiruzen S. & Danzō S. - Complete
232. Sybok Pan » reviews
Instead of being exiled as an adult and searching for God, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a child where he faces Hook's replacement - a Romulan named Tiberius - alongside little Jimmy Kirk, little Spock, and the time traveling crew of the Enterprise A.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 2-9-06 - J. Kirk & Peter P.
233. The Boys Who Lived » reviews
Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 7-4-09 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.
234. Hell aka Shikon High » reviews
Good old Shikon High where Kagome's pregnant, Kikyo is left wondering why people think she's Kagome's bitchy twin sister, Inuyasha can't decide what species he is, and Sesshomaru doesn't know whether he's a teacher or a student since he's apparently both.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 8-26-11 - Sesshomaru
235. First Try: Team 7 » reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1426 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 6-2-11 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
236. Across a Lightly Clawed Gameboard » reviews
A Go genius of the Heian meets a prodigy of the Kamakura in the modern day and Hikaru makes a brand new foul-mouthed friend.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 7-12-10 - Inuyasha & Fujiwara no Sai
237. Not Even Death reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-23-11 - DI Lestrade - Complete
238. Maintenance Department reviews
In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-22-11 - Ra - Complete
239. On Rags and Other Things reviews
How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-20-11 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
240. Septem » reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 8-14-09 - Luke S. & Leia O.
241. Sasuke and Shiro » reviews
Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 4-27-11 - Sasuke U.
242. Harry Basilisk » reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 4-22-10 - Harry P. & Poppy P.
243. Cave reviews
What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-26-11 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
244. An Early Meeting » reviews
Sai meets Hikaru at a much earlier date. All he wants to do is play Go, however he's going to have to earn his keep if he doesn't want the Shindo family to arrange for him to be exorcised. Features Babysitter!Sai.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 7-16-10 - Fujiwara no Sai & Hikaru S.
245. Partial Match reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 9-8-11 - Harry P. - Complete
246. Cold Cases reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 9-5-11 - Harry P. - Complete
247. SemiEquivalent Exchange reviews
There was a bit of a story behind how Miroku had known how to ride a bicycle the day he met Kagome, and oddly enough, it involved the well.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-26-11 - Miroku - Complete
248. VED reviews
When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-26-11 - Inuyasha & Kagome H. - Complete
249. First Try: Team 7 Divergence » reviews
If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Naruto U. & Hiashi H.
250. Sharingan Rats » reviews
For those who wanted me to turn Sharingan Naruto into a story. Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there, especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been reborn as rats.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 323 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
251. Sharingan Naruto reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 8-10-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
252. Yondaime reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 8-10-11 - Orochimaru - Complete
253. Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-29-11 - Madara U. - Complete
254. Tobi reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-9-11 - Madara U. - Complete
255. Musical Universes » reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-8-11 - Published: 9-10-10 - Naruto U. & Minato N.
256. Love reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-8-11 - Naruto U. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
257. 9 Months » reviews
After death, Gabriel finds himself in another universe where he finds a way to simultaneously get Castiel to take care of his vessel and light a fire under the Winchesters' asses to get them to work harder at stopping the Apocalypse. They aren't amused.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 2-21-11 - Gabriel
258. Hell reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 7-5-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
259. Running » reviews
There were several points along Bester's life where he could have run or stayed with the Corps. Here, he chose to run, for all the good it did him. Likely AU.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 3-11-08 - A. Bester - Complete
260. Piotr reviews
What if Piotr hadn't entirely been a figment of the Original Pavel Chekov's imagination? In a certain timeline, there is a person who is four years older than him who oddly enough has his name...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-11 - P. Chekov & Spock Prime - Complete
261. Immutability » reviews
Fate always found a way. Even if Kakarot died before leaving Planet Vegeta, there always would be a Son Goku grandson to Son Gohan to protect Earth. These are the stories of those who filled the role Kakarot would have had before Chance interfered.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 3-31-09 - Complete
262. Fire » reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 2-9-10 - Vernon D. & Harry P.
263. They Did What ! reviews
Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-6-11 - Fugaku U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
264. They Were Where? reviews
Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-6-11 - Fugaku U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
265. First Try: River Country Con reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-3-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
266. Class Pairings reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-28-11 - Complete
267. Eyes reviews
Where Anakin Solo's blue eyes really came from. There had once been a man on Naboo, not a particularly great man, but a good man nonetheless...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-11 - Anakin Solo - Complete
268. Drabble Collection » reviews
Just a bunch of random Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z drabbles that I'll add to when I get the inspiration. Most should be humor like the Ken mixup and the "Boot thief".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 4-4-09
269. A New Emotion reviews
The reason Castiel had to be told not to step on the little gray fish he had once watched make its way ashore.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-11 - Lucifer & Castiel - Complete
270. You Know What They Say About Assuming reviews
Lex Luthor gets an interesting surprise when he tries to take out the world's new superhero.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-29-11 - Complete
271. Father reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-11 - Hashirama S. & Tobirama S. - Complete
272. Necessary Items reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete
273. Genjutsu reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-21-11 - Complete
274. Where? ! reviews
Captain Kirk asks Chekov exactly where in Russia he'd been born.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-13-11 - P. Chekov & J. Kirk - Complete
275. Why Sasuke? reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 114 - Published: 4-8-11 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete
276. Underwear the Cat reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 159 - Published: 4-5-11 - Naruto U. & Mizuki - Complete
277. Minato and the Hyuuga Twins reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-4-11 - Minato N. & Hizashi H. - Complete
278. Pet Names reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-31-11 - Madara U. - Complete
279. Role Reversal reviews
Have you ever felt you were being squeezed to fit a role, crushed and boxed in to fit a life because the person who was meant to play the part and live that life wasn't there?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-11 - H. Dresden & D. Morgan - Complete
280. Snakes and Curses reviews
The reason why the family of Harley MacFinn - the Loup Garou from Fool Moon - was cursed by St. Patrick.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-11 - Complete
281. Darkness Falls » reviews
Harry Dresden is called to help out in a town he only remembers because Justin DuMorne had thrown him into the car and sped out of town at three times the posted speed limit after less than a day despite renting a room for a week. xover w/ Darkness Falls
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-11 - Published: 12-7-10 - H. Dresden
282. Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone » reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 3-8-11 - Published: 5-30-08 - Jareth & Harry P.
283. Children of Destruction reviews
The Mother of All muses as her newest creation sets out into the world.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-11 - Complete
284. Plumbing reviews
What if Gabriel had been more of a trickster at the end?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-2-11 - Gabriel & Death - Complete
285. Bizarro Redneck Christmas reviews
This is what happens when I get a song stuck in my head. Pray it doesn't happen again, and that Bobby doesn't find out what Castiel had done with the rest of the Mustang GT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
286. Self Insert V reviews
The author finds herself practically being press-ganged into joining an army.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-11 - Complete
287. Apocalyptic Screwup reviews
Due to unforeseen events, something else gets freed from the Pit, and Zachariah's little apocalypse goes off into left field.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-11 - Lucifer & Dean W. - Complete
288. So Wrong, But So Damn Funny reviews
After the French Mistake Dean discovers that he brought home Jensen's cell phone, and discovers a Youtube video that had somehow also come along for the ride.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-11 - Dean W. - Complete
289. Still Needs Work reviews
The real reason Castiel kept invading Dean's personal space when he appeared.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-26-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
290. Meanwhile, Elsewhere: reviews
Answers the question of where Jensen and Jared went while Sam and Dean tromped through their lives during The French Mistake.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-11 - Complete
291. Tweets From Heaven reviews
After the French Mistake, Misha ends up somewhere unexpected, and the people back in his home universe get quite the surprise after the Supernatural Massacre.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-25-11 - Castiel - Complete
292. For Patches reviews
Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-24-11 - Dean W. & Michael - Complete
293. Afterlife reviews
Where would Crowley go after his bones were burned?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-11 - Crowley - Complete
294. Self Insert IV reviews
The Author finds herself in a sticky legal situation when she lands somewhere she definitely shouldn't be.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
295. Stockholm Syndrome reviews
As Cassandra moves on to start yet another new life, she muses on something she realized about the man who had caused one of the darkest chapters in her personal history.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-11 - Cassandra & Methos - Complete
296. My Son reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
297. Minuet reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
298. Giftwrapped reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 2-21-11 - Sam W. - Complete
299. Christmas Tree reviews
I know it's a bit late, but... Thanks to Castiel, a small town Christmas Tree gets an extra special ornament.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-28-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
300. Nighttime Visitor reviews
A small excerpt from a tape made by young Dean and Sam Winchester in 1991 during a trip along the East Coast which included a short stop in a town called Darkness Falls.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-11 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
301. Part reviews
There was a little something in Mestral's background that had left him more in touch with his emotions and more amenable towards interacting with the humans than his shipmates.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-12-11 - Complete
302. First Taste reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-11-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
303. Obito's Reincarnation? » reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
304. Just Not My Day reviews
You think you're having a really bad day... Cheer up, chances are that somewhere in the Galaxy someone's having an even worse one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-7-10 - Jango Fett - Complete
305. Forgotten reviews
The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-2-10 - Complete
306. Cursed reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-16-10 - Madara U. - Complete
307. Task reviews
It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-13-10 - Prof. Sprout - Complete
308. Compassion reviews
There are a few times that the Master has a small modicum of compassion for his fellow beings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-29-10 - The Master - Complete
309. Little Troll reviews
He had to push them away, he had to hate them and make them hate him, it would hurt too much otherwise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-10 - Snyder - Complete
310. Extra Duties reviews
The Maintenance Janitorial and Security departments of the Daily Planet have one extra duty that isn't in the job description.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete
311. Engines reviews
There is one extra flying hazard above Metropolis.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-10 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
312. Bridge reviews
Tazuna's thoughts as he names his newly completed bridge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete
313. 100 Most Evil reviews
What if Goku had gone the 100 bodies route to get his son back?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-10 - Goku - Complete
314. Absence reviews
A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-21-10 - Goku - Complete
315. Nature reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-10-10 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
316. Yukiko reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-5-10 - Complete
317. Off reviews
While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-5-10 - Complete
318. Self Insert III reviews
The Author wakes up in a world where she has roughly the same chances of survival as a snowball in Hell and isn't too happy about it, especially now that she won't be able to use all that wonderful technology she doesn't quite know how to live without.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
319. Self Insert II reviews
The Author has yet again poked her nose into a place it didn't belong and it has once more bitten her in the butt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
320. First Contact: Tresspassers reviews
When the Vulcan Science Vessel fails to show, Zephram Cochran decides to do some exploring and First Contact goes a bit...differently.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
321. Why Didn't We Do This Earlier? reviews
Krillin comes up with a much easier way of getting rid of Cell.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-26-10 - Krillin - Complete
322. The Adventures of the Great Saiyaman » reviews
Gohan wasn't the first "Great Saiyaman" in the family. Follow the adventures of the first "Superhero" on a world that needed one like a submarine needed a screen door.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-10
323. Future Shock reviews
There's a reason why you should never send Prankster!Trunks and Goten back in time to warn anybody about anything.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-23-10 - Complete
324. Not Quite A Kage Killer reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 104 - Published: 8-15-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
325. Flying Away reviews
They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-14-10 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
326. Attractive reviews
It wasn't so much that Goku didn't know what an attractive woman looked like, but that Saiyans had different standards.
Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-11-10 - Goku & Master Roshi - Complete
327. Wandering reviews
Why Cloud shouldn't be allowed to wander by himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-10 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
328. Family Reunion » reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 1-20-10 - Naruto U. & Zabuza M. - Complete
329. Go Instructor reviews
After Sai finds himself taken from Hikaru's side, he learns why he'd been there in the first place.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-10 - Fujiwara no Sai & Hikaru S. - Complete
330. Another Day, Nothing to Do reviews
Semi-sequel to The Day Boredom Set In. Cat Chant's rhetorical question leads the children to discover something about the Chrestomanci that they rather wish they hadn't discovered and a small mess in the entry hall.
Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-10 - Complete
331. Chance Meeting reviews
Fujiwara no Sai and Abe no Seimei bump into each-other in Tokyo.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-10 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
332. An Early Meeting v2 reviews
Canon Version. Sai and Hikaru met before the day Hikaru decided to fence some of his grandfather's belongings.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-10 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
333. Chase reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-1-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
334. Son Midoriko reviews
The tale of what might have happened if Goku had been slightly less injured on the day of his battle with the Demon King Piccolo and decided to follow a certain flying egg.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-1-10 - Goku & Piccolo
335. Murderer reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-25-10 - Dudley D. & Vernon D. - Complete
336. Obliviated Marriage reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 6-24-10 - Harry P. - Complete
337. It Takes A Village reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 6-23-10 - Harry P. - Complete
338. Alex and Amy reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-12-10 - Rubeus H. - Complete
339. Book Seven reviews
The reason why the Doctor cried while reading the Deathly Hallows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 4-26-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
340. The Thirteen Doctors reviews
A dying Master finds himself in the Time Scoop control room during The Five Doctors and decides to play around a bit. The end result is a Death Zone filled with twelve Doctors, several companions, two Masters, Cybermen, Daleks, a truck driver and a duck.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-26-10 - The Master
341. Oopsie reviews
Rose goes just a little bit too far when she sends her message to her past self.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-23-10 - 3rd Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
342. Too Late reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 3-1-10 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
343. MNCIS » reviews
Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-24-10 - Published: 9-10-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
344. Critical Decision reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-17-10 - Jiraiya & Kakashi H. - Complete
345. Rewriting the Tale » reviews
Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Harry P. & Alastor M.
346. Sunshine reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-25-09 - Hashirama S. & Madara U. - Complete
347. Transformation Technique reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-24-09 - Tobirama S. & Hiruzen S. - Complete
348. Driver's Test reviews
The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-14-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
349. The Real Heir of Slytherin » reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
350. Giles' Halloween reviews
Giles decides to dress up on that infamous Halloween. Fortunately for Buffy, he didn't get his costume at Ethans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-12-09 - R. Giles & Ethan R. - Complete
351. The Teacher's Breakroom reviews
After Giles is kidnapped by a fan, Buffy and the gang discover one of the demons' favorite pastimes, watching the goings on in the teacher's breakroom at Sunnydale High. What the teachers do out of the view of the students proves to be very entertaining.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-09 - Buffy S. & Snyder
352. Naptime reviews
After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-24-09 - Raditz & Gohan - Complete
353. The Detective Years reviews
After being driven from the Auror Corps after 14 years of exemplary service and one embarrassing failure, Holmes decides to move to the Muggle world for a while and turn his hobby to a profession. The Muggle Doctor John Watson aids him in his endeavors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-09 - Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
354. Escape Artist reviews
The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-7-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
355. Carbon Creek's Cold Case » reviews
Mestral stayed on Earth as you well know. Now it's up to Lily Rush and Scotty Valens to figure out how he ended up dead in a seedy Philadelphia motel in July 1974. Crossover with Cold Case.
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 11-8-07 - T'Pol & Scotty V. - Complete
356. Clothes Make the Wizard reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete
357. Five Finger Discounts reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete
358. Self Insert reviews
Albus Dumbledore comes up with a novel way of dealing with those who come barging into the Harry Potter universe with the intention of changing things. They really should have been careful what they wished for, especially the older ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-30-09 - Albus D. & OC - Complete
359. Turnabout Is Fair Play » reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 6-25-09 - Petunia D. & Severus S. - Complete
360. Looped reviews
In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-14-09 - Spock Prime & Nero - Complete
361. The Disintigration of Captain Robert April reviews
Ambassador Spock wonders about how the differences between his Enterprise and the one that his young counterpart serves aboard came to be. The tale isn't a happy one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-09 - Spock Prime - Complete
362. Admiral Q's Beagle reviews
This was inspired by the last line of the Epilogue of the movie novelization where a certain beagle transports in out of nowhere. There's a supreme being looking out for the new Enterprise, and it isn't God or Satan for that matter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete
363. A Boy Named reviews
With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-11-09 - Complete
364. In A Different Lifetime reviews
At a peace conference with the Romulans, Ambassador Spock watches the young Captain Kirk trade jokes with a certain Romulan Commander.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
365. An Exercise in Futility reviews
Kirk and Spock go to rescue McCoy from his least favorite task, leading the weekly meetings of the Aspergers Support Group whose members would generally rather be and most frequently are elsewhere.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-5-09 - L. McCoy - Complete
366. Guess What We Wished For reviews
Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-3-09 - Goten - Complete
367. Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message » reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 12-19-07 - Luke S. & Darth Vader - Complete
368. What Kashyyyk Means reviews
Han is given a translation of the local place names during a diplomatic mission, and ends up getting a lesson from Chewbacca about the true meaning of the word Kashyyyk.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-09 - Han S. & Chewbacca - Complete
369. The Video reviews
Inuyasha watches a video Kagome told him never to touch.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-19-09 - Inuyasha - Complete
370. The Lift reviews
An explanation for how Garibaldi was always on the lift Talia was waiting for. Very short crossover.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-19-09 - M. Garibaldi - Complete
371. Blue Eyes reviews
Han Looks at his son Anakin's eyes and comes up with an answer to their origins that he doesn't like.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-19-09 - Han S. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete
372. Touring the Chimera » reviews
Interuniversal Tours runs several tours of different universes a day, completely invisible to the inhabitants, in order to preserve the timeline of the universe visited. Unfortunately, Captain Pellaeon and Grand Admiral Thrawn can see and hear them.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Thrawn & Pellaeon
373. The Animated Misadventures of Johnny Trakker »
Bester gets the first season of the latest incarnation of his favorite show from childhood and isn't pleased. Follow John Trakker as he dies at the hands of Heng again and again. Several Crossovers.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Published: 2-19-09
374. 25 Almost Great Escapes » reviews
Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 6-3-07
375. Return to Start reviews
My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-16-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
376. When Taught You Did I reviews
My take on the discussion between Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi during Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Yoda & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
377. Ba'slan shev'la reviews
The nanovirus released in Mandalore's atmosphere made Boba Fett and his granddaughter exiles, but what about all of the others who shared Jango Fett's blood?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete
378. Weird Dreams » reviews
Ah, to sleep, perchance to dream, and to get laughed at when you share your dreams with others.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-09 - K. Stabler & G. Huang - Complete
379. His Mother's Culture reviews
Spock stands alone watching an ancient Starfleet Academy tradition, and fails to gain the understanding he seeks about this particular facet of his mother's culture.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete
380. Screams In the Night reviews
My answer to all of the Marcus/Neroon stories. Parody.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-09 - M. Cole - Complete
381. A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History » reviews
Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 5-6-07 - Alastor M. - Complete
382. How to Say Open reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 10-11-08 - Ron W. - Complete
383. The Boy's New Family reviews
There is a very good reason that the Jedi Order waits until the age of thirteen before they send unsuitable candidates to Agricorps.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
384. How To Serve Yeerk » reviews
This is a book on how to serve Yeerk. Praised by Andalite Scoopkeeping amongst other wonderous publications throughout the galaxy.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete
385. Trading Universes » reviews
Thanks to a mysterious phenomenon that had likely been caused by a highly evolved being, Alfred Bester is stuck in twentieth century San Francisco trying to help steal a pair of whales to save an Earth that isn't his while Pavel Chekov is stuck on Babylon 5 dealing with the rogue telepaths Bester should have been catching.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 9-11-06 - A. Bester & P. Chekov
386. Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters » reviews
More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 4-7-06 - Albus D. & Sherlock Holmes
387. Harry Potter and the Goblin King reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 6-1-08 - Jareth & Harry P. - Complete
388. I Should've Picked A Boy reviews
Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete
389. The Law of the 'fresher » reviews
Several Star Wars characters learn or relearn the "Law of the 'fresher". Rated T for toilet humor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-08
390. Lightsabers reviews
The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-6-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete
391. Daughter reviews
Takes place in a universe where Jango Fett adopts a baby girl. Companion to Little Sister and prequel to 25 Almost great escapes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-07 - Jango Fett & Boba Fett - Complete
392. Little Sister reviews
Jango stared at the small pink bundle that had just been abandoned. The childcare holos had all agreed that a child needed some sort of companion to grow up with. He'd start on the adoption papers in the morning. Now to introduce her to Boba. AU Obviously
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-07 - Boba Fett & Jango Fett - Complete
393. Their Own reviews
One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete
394. Slytherin and the New Ceiling reviews
Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-19-07 - Salazar S. & Godric G. - Complete
395. Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator reviews
Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 3-31-06 - Severus S.
396. Go Forever reviews
All Sai has ever wanted to do in almost every life is play Go, nothing will stop him, not even death. Hikaru and Akira find him in his newest incarnation and it's not what you'd expect.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete
397. Chocolate Frog History » reviews
On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 7-31-06
398. Only Ten reviews
What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete
399. A Little Stray reviews
A Jedi finds an abandoned child in an alley and decides to take it home with him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-07 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
400. The Visit reviews
He rushed through back yards, knowing that if he was even a second late to this particular appointment, his cover would be blown.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-06 - Complete
401. Falling Stars reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-19-06 - Dedalus D. - Complete
402. Repeat After Me
In PsiCorps reeducation is often a last resort. Only used once and never again. On the second time the subject is brought forth the subject is usually terminated. However, for someone as useful and powerful as Alfred Bester...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Published: 9-11-06 - A. Bester - Complete
403. Patients and Books reviews
What does a patient have in common with a Stephen King novel? That's one question Dr. Franklin never wanted answered.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-06 - S. Franklin - Complete
404. Routine Interrupted reviews
Bester went over his agenda for the day. First order of business coffee...
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-06 - A. Bester - Complete
405. The Day Boredom Set In reviews
Everything is calm and orderly at Chrestomanci Castle, and elsewhere, nobody is calling for help. See what Chrestomanci does when he has absolutely nothing to do.
Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete
406. The Stains On His Robes reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-1-06 - Bloody Baron - Complete
407. The Tale of the Amazing Ramen Thief reviews
Kagome has forbidden Inuyasha from having ramen for a month. How will he react? What will he do? And in what new way will he mess up Kagome's life?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-19-06 - Inuyasha & Naruto U. - Complete
408. A Question of Color reviews
Kagome wonders what Inuyasha sees when he looks at himself.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-06 - Kagome H. & Inuyasha - Complete
409. The Consequences of Mother's Chilli reviews
Why Kouga came to kidnap Kagome with a rag over his nose.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-16-06 - Kagome H. & Kouga - Complete
410. The Truth About Salazar reviews
What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-11-06 - Salazar S. & Rowena R. - Complete
411. The New Recruit reviews
A man called Johnston is sent on a five year mission on a Vulcan science vessel. The question is, how long will he last?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete