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Author has written 31 stories for Inuyasha.
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1/15/13: I updated my devArt Journal. =]
Another note (edited 12/4/2011): Dangerous Dancing has gone international! You can find DD in Spanish via the following link, courtesy of Minako k. Thank you so much, doll! It's truly appreciated!
"Miroku is the appetizer, Inuyasha is the main course, Kouga is the side dish, and Sexxhomaru is dessert! Yummy!" Me and Ash Please don't steal. If you'd like to use it to post somewhere, please notify me or ask for permission first. Thanks. =)
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later." This is something I picture Inuyasha saying and the actual quote inspired the fic Scream that I had waaaay too much fun writing. =D
"Wanna see what I can do in ten minutes?" This is not mine; a character in a novel says it...can't remember who or what novel it is, though.
"Gimme another beer; you're still ugly." Haha, I laugh every time I read this.
"Well, fuck me stupid and call me smart." Me This was a quote that I used in my oneshot Scream. Can you guess who says it? -Wink.-
"I'm helplessly, hopelessly, recklessly, falling in love." "Helplessly, Hopelessly", Jessica Andrews I love the song, it's really beautiful and I particularly adore this quote.
"Don't kiss me, don't touch me, don't lick me, don't--Oohh..." I got this from my sister who I think read from a book somewhere. Well anyway, I love it. =)
"Well, suck my cock and make me cum. -Slaps knee.- Gosh darnit Mary Jane, you owe me ten dollars now." Kadar Yes, I know it's kinda crude, but I just love this quote. He just kinda randomly blurted it out when we were talking on Yahoo and I'm like "WTF?" LOL It was so funny!
"Gimme another two! BUURRP." Anonymous LOL Inside joke between me and the person who wishes to remain unknown. It was great...
By the same person...
"Be a MAAAAAN. BUUUURRRP." OMG this was so fuckin' hilarious I almost pissed my pants. xD I had a quote stuck in my head and we were repeating it, trying to figure out where it was from, when after this person said it...HAHA! Good times.
"You're full of shiiiit!" Kim Haha, that was great! She just just walked right up to my coworker and yelled it! Lol...it was awesome.
"Get a life!" Kim This woman is awesome. She said this line to the same person she yelled the above quote to. She just kinda randomly blurted it out. Lol.
"Okay, I'm officially an anorexic! ...Okay, I need another Twinkie." Ashley Oh my god, I laughed so hard... LOL That was great! Twinkie... BUWAHAHA!
"Stop breathing while I'm still laughing!" Me LOL This was great... I was coughing uncontrollably and Ashley was laughing at me so I said the first thing that came to mind. What I meant to say was "Stop laughing while I'm coughing" but it came out as that. So, basically, I kinda told her to go die. I'm just that nice. =D
"I have a brain tumor, I'm gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" Ashley LMAO Good times... Ashley has soo many funny quotes that I can't even count 'em...she makes me laugh so much, I don't know what I'd do without her.
"If you're molding in the chest...congrats, you're dead." Dragon's Lover1 Lol. When I read this, I first snickered, then giggled, then burst out laughing. I loved it. She's a great author; go read her fics. NOW! o_O
"I'm driving so slow, a granny in a wheelchair could pass me!" Ashley HAHA That was great...never trust Ashley's driving...o_O;
Heather: I want you, Ashley.
Okay...Wtf Ash? XD
"That sounds like a pigeon being raped." Ashley BUWAHAHAHA! Yeah, don't ask...we were being stupid and making weird sounds. xD
"...so it was always me to take the stand and take the initiative..." Frankie J, "We Still" Don't know why I like this quote; prolly because it's just the way he says it... -Dreamy siiiiiiiiiigh...-
"Drinking!" Me Lmao! Okay, so I asked Ashley to borrow an AAA battery for my MP3 player (Which got stolen today and I'm pissed as all hell...) and I can't exactly remember, but Ash had a drink in her hand, and I was trying to say something, and just thinking of her glass, I yelled out the first thing that came to mind...lol. It was great.
"Hey Mom, while you're in the shower, can I take your wagon?" Ashley LMAO I don't know, but it just sounded so wrong...BUWAHAHAHAHA!
"Oh no!" -opens the fridge- "Oh good, I thought the Eggnog was gone..." Me LOL Don't ask...
Me: "Just think of something right off the top of your head." Grandma: "Hair!" LMAO, okay, this was sometime before Christmas I think when I was at my Grandparent's house. I was talking to my dad, and we, my family, always tease my dad about his age and make fun of how he's losing his hair and how he's going bald. I don't remember why I said that, but when I did, that was my Granny's response. It was hilarious! She's so awesome. xD
"It's probably getting hard..." Me Get yer mind outta the gutter, you fool! I was talking about the mix for no bake cookies... Kids these days. Yeesh.
"Hey Pasha, wanna blow job?" Mom -Snicker- This was actually quite a while ago. My mom was blow drying her hair, and looked at Pasha and said this. But what makes it really funny is that Pasha...is a dog. xD I love you mom.
"Hey look! There goes the 10 bus!" Me Buwahaha. Pure mess up of words on my part. I was just looking out the door window when I blurted it out. xD I was gonna say "Bus 10" but I got my words switched up. =P My sisters still get it kick outta it.
"FOOD!" Andy Ohmigawd... I will never forget that day. I used to have the HUGEST crush on Andy from my Animal Science class and he made me laugh soo hard! Okay, so my teacher asked him what FAD stands for, and he got this thoughtful look on his face, and then he stuck a finger in the air, and apparently said the first thing that came to his mind that started with F. Hoshit, it was hilarious.
"Hold on to your tits, it's gonna be a horny ride." Kadar OMFG This is hilarious! I seriously love this guy! He's like...the most hilarious pervy guy I know! Rofl.
"Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences." Eric Sinclair, Undead and Unreturnable - Mary Janice Davidson Translation: "Bitch, I'm a male. Why the fuck would I care?" -Siiiigh.- So true.
"He exploded, all right." Mom ROFLLAMOLOLOLOL...LAWL. Wow. Okay. Story behind this one: During dinner, my dad had sneezed, and he jumped like a foot in the air and it looked like a small bomb or something went off in him. So I'm like, "Jeez Dad, it looked like you exploded." And of course my mom just had to follow up this with one of my now favorite quotes. ROFL. Needless to say, my ice tea almost went flying across the room. I know; I'm such a pervert. XD
Okay, this isn't a quote, but I just had to put it up! For dessert, my mom had made Tapioca pudding, right? So I just happen to glance over at my father who's enjoying his dessert to see him LICK the spoon. And that time my drink DID sail across the room. I'm sorry, but...my DAD licking a white and...er, thick substance from a spoon... Tell me that's not gonna provoke some gutter brain thoughts!
"Kagome. Did anyone ever tell you that you have wonderfully huge tits?" Inuyasha xD Everybody seemed to like this particular quote in my fic Switch, so I decided to post it up here. Muawhaha. I mean, c'mon...Inuyasha saying something like that? He must be out of his mind, right? Heh... Sounds more along the lines of what Miroku would say... Hmm...suspicious... -Cackle.-
From here on, I hereby dub my Father the only man I know who can possibly be able to fall asleep during a movie such as "The Shining." I love ya, Papa.
"What happened? I got my balls in!" Me LMAO. I was playing pool with Ashley, and I must have hit one of her balls to get one of mine in, and this quote is the result when I noticed that it was her turn after I got one in. Buwahahaha. xD Good times.
"We don't have any square Cottage Cheese!" Me LMAO. Omg... Hilarious times with Daniale! I love that girl!
"Yeah, I was at work and just shoved it in there." Ashley Echii thoughts, Ashes, echii! MUWAHAHA.
"Can't find something, buddy? Hahahaha, that's 'cause I stole it!" Ash ...Buwahahaha. Yeah, she said this in the McDonald's drive thru in a really creepy voice...to the man in the parking lot looking for something in his trunk... Good times.
"What are you arounding!" Ash ...ROFLMFAO.
"You lactate!" Ash LMFAOROFL. OMG. Only Ashley, I swear... My mom asked what she was making and she replied, "Milk." Then she asked, "How do you make milk?" LOL. God, You gotta love her...
"I'm gonna make some popcorn...and then I'm gonna eat it!" Ash LMFAOLOL This was a while ago...can't remember when, but she just kinda...blurted it out. xD I love you Ash.
"I gotta go pee-ness!" Ash xD Okay, story behind this one; me and Ash were being stupid and decided to add "-ness" to everything we said, and then Ashley said this. She didn't realize what she said until after she said it. If you think about it...she's kinda insulting me. xD LOL Read it carefully...you'll see what I mean.
"Chewbacci's a princess!" Ash Okay, I can't even remember what this was all about. But ya gotta admit, it's hilarious. xD The thought of a big, hairy THING as a princess... -Snort-
"Everyone look at the Amazing Ashley! She walks, she talks--" CRASH. "--she trips!" Ash ZOMG. xD Yeah...so every time I'd turn around to look at her, she'd get annoyed, and then finally she said this...then crashes into glass bottles. xD BUWAHAHAHA.
"Gasm, gasm!" Guess who? You got it! Ashley! Hm...story...being stupid and trying to come up with words that ended with "gasm." She came up with this brilliant one; isn't she so clever!
Ashley: Running into the fridge every other day. xD That about sums it up. LMAO. She turns the corner too fast. Yeah, whatever you say, Ash...
"Make love as if you don't care, and fart whenever you wish." Porthos, Man in the Iron Mask LOL I laughed so hard when I heard him say that!
Mom: My boobs aren't that low. Ashley: Not yet...
Needless to say, Ash had a bruise on her arm from high-velocity cookie dough. xD Never trust a woman when she's baking.
"Why the hell would I eat my bagel!" Ashley AHAHAHAHA. Omg. xD She was so convinced that she didn't eat the other half of her bagel (that mysteriously disappeared on her) so I kept telling her that she ate it and didn't remember. Her response was this quote. What would I do without you Ash?
Thud. "Oww..." Ash LMFAO. HAHAHA. Okay. So I was in the living room, just relaxing with my laptop when all of a sudden I hear a thud and the "ooww" right after it. OMG it was hilarious. I cracked up as soon as I heard it. God I'm gonna miss her when she moves to Albany...but the only good thing is that I'm getting her car! Haha!
Thud. "Shit!" ...This actually happened the same night as the above quote did. HAHAHA.
It's story time! My sister, some of you may know her as Ashley, drives a blue Mazda-262. And no, Stitch does not come into the equation here. So one day, she's driving to a friends house and she's out in the middle of absolutely nowhere when the car breaks down in front of a house. The only house - in the middle of the country, the boonies, et cetera - for miles. And, whaddaya know! That housecoincidentally just happened to house a mechanic! And, OHMIGAWD. They also just coincidentally collected spare Mazda parts! And - it's really getting ridiculous now - they fixed it for free with the parts Ash needed. And she lived happily ever after, going merrily on her way with her new Mazda parts. Oh golly gee wiz Ms Molly. And the funny thing is - this is a true story. It really did happen.
...Ashley gets all the damn luck.
So I had an allergist appointment on a Thursday morning, one of the only two days I get to sleep in and do absolutely nothing all week. I had to get up early because of the stupid appointment. I brought this to the attention to Mother Dearest, and this is how the conversation - if you can call it that - went.
Me: -complaining- Why did you have to make it in the morning?!
I received a look so deadly that if looks could kill I'd have have six feet under. ._. Ashley wouldn't stop laughing... -_-
XDD This still has me giggling insanely!
The following conversation actually happened.
Ash: Man, I'm coming up with a bunch of dirty thoughts.
LAMO. Oh god.
"Then I will simply deny you the crown and...live...forever!" King Francis, Ever After This quote...makes me laugh every time. xD It's not the words that actually get me; it's his face as he says it. LMAO. Omg I just love it. He says it with an expression like he doesn't even believe what he's saying. Lol.
"Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" Da Vinci, Ever After Seriously, this is one of the best movies ever made. Check it out; it's another version of Cinderella with Drew Barrymore as Cinderella and you won't be disappointed.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
Hey Bella. LET'S GET JIGGY WITH IT! laughlaughsnortcacklesfallswithbella.
Butterscotch Peach - xD Dude. I effin' LOVE this girl. She's like...the BEST. xD We're so stupidly funny, it's...not even funny.
Stolen from Bella's profile! 8D
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 102.
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