I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ACCOUNT LAYOUT!! :(
"Miroku is the appitizer, Inuyasha is the main course, Kouga is the side dish, and Sexxhomaru is dessert! Yum~my!" ~Me and Ash~ Please don't steal. If you'd like to use it to post somewhere, please notify me or ask for permission first. Thanks. =)
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later." This is something I picture Inuyasha saying and the actual quote inspired the fic Scream that I had waaaay too much fun writing. =D
"Wanna see what I can do in ten minutes?" This is not mine; a character in a novel says it...can't remember who or what novel it is, though.
"Gimme another beer; you're still ugly." Haha, I laugh every time I read this.
"Well, fuck me stupid and call me smart." ~Me~ This was a quote that I used in my oneshot Scream. Can you guess who says it? -Wink.-
"I'm helplessly, hopelessly, recklessly, falling in love." ~"Helplessly, Hopelessly", Jessica Andrews~ I love the song, it's really beautiful and I particularly adore this quote.
"Don't kiss me, don't touch me, don't lick me, don't--Oohh..." I got this from my sister who I think read from a book somewhere. Well anyway, I love it. =)
"Well, suck my cock and make me cum. -Slaps knee.- Gosh darnit Mary Jane, you owe me ten dollars now." ~Kadar~ Yes, I know it's kinda crude, but I just love this quote. He just kinda randomly blurted it out when we were talking on Yahoo and I'm like "WTF?" LOL It was so funny!
"Gimme another two! BUURRP." ~ Anonymous~ LOL Inside joke between me and the person who wishes to remain uknown. It was great...
By the same person...
"Be a MAAAAAN. BUUUURRRP." OMG this was so fuckin' hilarious I almost pissed my pants. xD I had a quote stuck in my head and we were repeating it, trying to figure out where it was from, when after this person said it...HAHA! Good times.
"You're full of shiiiit!" ~ Kim~ Haha, that was great! She just just walked right up to my coworker and yelled it! Lol...it was awesome.
"Get a life!" ~Kim~ This woman is awesome. She said this line to the same person she yelled the above quote to. She just kinda randomly blurted it out. Lol.
"Okay, I'm officially an anorexic! ...Okay, I need another Twinkie." ~Ashley~ Oh my god, I laughed so hard... LOL That was great! Twinkie... BUWAHAHA!
"Stop breathing while I'm still laughing!" ~Me~ LOL This was great... I was coughing uncontrollably and Ashley was laughing at me so I said the first thing that came to mind. What I meant to say was "Stop laughing while I'm coughing" but it came out as that. So, basically, I kinda told her to go die. I'm just that nice. =D
"I have a brain tumor, I'm gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" ~Ashley~ LMAO Good times... Ashley has soo many funny quotes that I can't even count 'em...she makes me laugh so much, I don't know what I'd do without her.
"If you're molding in the chest...congrats, you're dead." ~Dragon's Lover1~ Lol. When I read this, I first snickered, then giggled, then burst out laughing. I loved it. She's a great author; go read her fics. NOW! o_O
"I'm driving so slow, a granny in a wheelchair could pass me!" ~Ashley~ HAHA That was great...never trust Ashley's driving...o_O;
Heather: I want you, Ashley.
Ashley: Yeah, I'd want me too.
Okay...Wtf Ash? XD
"That sounds like a pigeon being raped." ~Ashley~ BUWAHAHAHA! Yeah, don't ask...we were being stupid and making weird sounds. xD
"...so it was always me to take the stand and take the initiative..." ~Frankie J, "We Still"~ Don't know why I like this quote; prolly because it's just the way he says it... -Dreamy siiiiiiiiiigh...-
"Drinking!" ~Me~ Lmao! Okay, so I asked Ashley to borrow an AAA battery for my MP3 player (Which got stolen today and I'm pissed as all hell...) and I can't exaclty remember, but Ash had a drink in her hand, and I was trying to say something, and just thinking of her glass, I yelled out the first thing that came to mind...lol. It was great.
"Hey Mom, while you're in the shower, can I take your wagon?" ~Ashley~ LMAO I don't know, but it just sounded so wrong...BUWAHAHAHAHA!
"Oh no!" -opens the fridge- "Oh good, I thought the Eggnog was gone..." ~Me~ LOL Don't ask...
Me: "Just think of something right off the top of your head." Grandma: "Hair!" LMAO, okay, this was sometime before Christmas I think when I was at my Grandparent's house. I was talking to my dad, and we, my family, always tease my dad about his age and make fun of how he's losing his hair and how he's going bald. I don't remember why I said that, but when I did, that was my Granny's response. It was hilarious! She's so awesome. xD
"It's probably getting hard..." ~Me~ Get yer mind outta the gutter, you fool! I was talking about the mix for no bake cookies... Kids these days. Yeesh.
"Hey Pasha, wanna blow job?" ~Mom~ -Snicker- This was actually quite a while ago. My mom was blow drying her hair, and looked at Pasha and said this. But what makes it really funny is that Pasha...is a dog. xD I love you mom.
"Hey look! There goes the 10 bus!" ~Me~ Buwahaha. Pure mess up of words on my part. I was just looking out the door window when I blurted it out. xD I was gonna say "Bus 10" but I got my words switched up. =P My sisters still get it kick outta it.
"FOOD!" ~Andy~ Ohmigawd... I will never forget that day. I used to have the HUGEST crush on Andy from my Animal Science class and he made me laugh soo hard! Okay, so my teacher asked him what FAD stands for, and he got this thoughtful look on his face, and then he stuck a finger in the air, and apparently said the first thing that came to his mind that started with F. Hoshit, it was hilarious.
"Hold on to your tits, it's gonna be a horny ride." ~Kadar~ OMFG This is hilarious! I seriously love this guy! He's like...the most hilarious pervy guy I know! Rofl.
"Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences." ~Eric Sinclair, Undead and Unreturnable - Mary Janice Davidson~ Translation: "Bitch, I'm a male. Why the fuck would I care?" -Siiiigh.- So true.
"He exploded, all right." ~Mom~ ROFLLAMOLOLOLOL...LAWL. Wow. Okay. Story behind this one: During dinner, my dad had sneezed, and he jumped like a foot in the air and it looked like a small bomb or something went off in him. So I'm like, "Jeez Dad, it looked like you exploded." And of course my mom just had to follow up this with one of my now favorite quotes. ROFL. Needless to say, my ice tea almost went flying across the room. I know; I'm such a pervert. XD
Okay, this isn't a quote, but I just had to put it up! For dessert, my mom had made Tapioka pudding, right? So I just happen to glance over at my father who's enjoying his dessert to see him LICK the spoon. And that time my drink DID sail across the room. I'm sorry, but...my DAD licking a white and...er, thick substance from a spoon... Tell me that's not gonna provoke some gutter brain thoughts!
"Kagome. Did anyone ever tell you that you have wonderfully huge tits?" ~Inuyasha~ xD Everybody seemed to like this particular quote in my fic Switch, so I decided to post it up here. Muawhaha. I mean, c'mon...Inuyasha saying something like that? He must be out of his mind, right? Heh... Sounds more along the lines of what Miroku would say... Hmm...suspicious... -Cackle.-
From here on, I hereby dub my Father the only man I know who can possibly be able to fall asleep during a movie such as "The Shining." I love ya, Papa.
"What happened? I got my balls in!" ~Me~ LMAO. I was playing pool with Ashley, and I must have hit one of her balls to get one of mine in, and this quote is the result when I noticed that it was her turn after I got one in. Buwahahaha. xD Good times.
"We don't have any square Cottage Cheese!" ~Me~ LMAO. Omg... Hilarious times with Daniale! I love that girl!
"Yeah, I was at work and just shoved it in there." ~Ashley~ Echii thoughts, Ashes, echii! MUWAHAHA.
"Can't find something, buddy? Hahahaha, that's 'cause I stole it!" ~Ash~ ...Buwahahaha. Yeah, she said this in the McDonald's drive thru in a really creepy voice...to the man in the parking lot looking for something in his trunk... Good times.
"What are you arounding!" ~Ash~ ...ROFLMFAO.
"You lactate!" ~Ash~ LMFAOROFL. OMG. Only Ashley, I swear... My mom asked what she was making and she replied, "Milk." Then she asked, "How do you make milk?" LOL. God, You gotta love her...
"I'm gonna make some popcorn...and then I'm gonna eat it!" ~Ash~ LMFAOLOL This was a while ago...can't remember when, but she just kinda...blurted it out. xD I love you Ash.
"I gotta go pee-ness!" ~Ash~ xD Okay, story behind this one; me and Ash were being stupid and decided to add "-ness" to everything we said, and then Ashley said this. She didn't realize what she said until after she said it. If you think about it...she's kinda insulting me. xD LOL Read it carefully...you'll see what I mean.
"Chewbacci's a princess!" ~Ash~ Okay, I can't even remember what this was all about. But ya gotta admit, it's hilarious. xD The thought of a big, hairy THING as a princess... -Snort-
"Everyone look at the Amazing Ashley! She walks, she talks--" CRASH. "--she trips!" ~Ash~ ZOMG. xD Yeah...so every time I'd turn around to look at her, she'd get annoyed, and then finally she said this...then crashes into glass bottles. xD BUWAHAHAHA.
"Gasm, gasm!" ~Guess who? You got it! Ashley!~ Hm...story...being stupid and trying to come up with words that ended with "gasm." She came up with this brilliant one; isn't she so clever!
Ashley: Running into the fridge every other day. xD That about sums it up. LMAO. She turns the corner too fast. Yeah, whatever you say, Ash...
"Make love as if you don't care, and fart whenever you wish." ~Porthos, Man in the Iron Mask~ LOL I laughed so hard when I heard him say that!
Mom: My boobs aren't that low. Ashley: Not yet...
Needless to say, Ash had a bruise on her arm from high-velocity cookie dough. xD Never trust a woman when she's baking.
"Why the hell would I eat my bagel!" ~Ashley~ AHAHAHAHA. Omg. xD She was so convinced that she didn't eat the other half of her bagel (that mysteriously disappeared on her) so I kept telling her that she ate it and didn't remember. Her response was this quote. What would I do without you Ash?
Thud. "Oww..." ~Ash~ LMFAO. HAHAHA. Okay. So I was in the living room, just relaxing with my laptop when all of a sudden I hear a thud and the "ooww" right after it. OMG it was hilarious. I cracked up as soon as I heard it. God I'm gonna miss her when she moves to Albany...but the only good thing is that I'm getting her car! Haha!
Thud. "Shit!" ...This actually happened the same night as the above quote did. HAHAHA.
You know you live in 2008 when...
It's story time! My sister, some of you may know her as Ashley, drives a blue Mazda-262. And no, Stitch does not come into the equation here. So one day, she's driving to a friends house and she's out in the middle of absolutely nowhere when the car breaks down in front of a house. The only house - in the middle of the country, the boonies, et cetera - for miles. And, whaddaya know! That house coincidently just happened to house a mechanic! And, OHMIGAWD. They also just coincidently collected spare Mazda parts! And - it's really getting ridiculous now - they fixed it for free with the parts Ash needed. And she lived happily ever after, going merrily on her way with her new Mazda parts. Oh golly gee wiz Ms Molly. And the funny thing is - this is a true story. It really did happen.
...Ashley gets all the damn luck.
So I had an allergist appointment on a Thursday morning, one of the only two days I get to sleep in and do absolutely nothing all week. I had to get up early because of the stupid appiontment. I brought this to the attention to Mother Dearest, and this is how the conversation - if you can call it that - went.
Me: -complaining- Why did you have to make it in the morining?!
Mom: -looks over her shoulder, glares- 8:00, be up and ready.
Me: -big eyes- WHOOAAA...the dragon came out of her den...
I received a look so deadly that if looks could kill I'd have have six feet under. ._. Ashley wouldn't stop laughing... -_-
scratchy noise
Me: What was that?
Mom: Daddy's whipped cream.
Me: His walnut brain?
XDD This still has me giggling insanely!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.
Hey Bella. LET'S GET JIGGY WITH IT! laughlaughsnortcacklesfallswithbella.
Bella. just Bella - xD Dude. I effin' LOVE this girl. She's like...the BEST. xD We're so stupidly funny, it's...not even funny.
...Yeah, only we can possibly understand that. xD Lol.
I love you Bella. xD
...Edward is hawt. =3
Stolen from Bella's profile! 8D
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Okay, I was bored so I decided to edit my profile. Nothing better to do...
First, I'm gonna list some things that I absolutely hate and undenyably adore.
I absolutely loathe Webspeak. It's so frickin' stupid. It's like, people are too damn lazy to actually type out the whole word. For example: "how r u?" "wat did u get 4 christmas?" "i go b4 2morow ". I mean, some of those words you just need one more feakkin' letter to complete the damn word! I just can't stand it. It gets annoying to read and half the time, I don't even understand what's being said. Grr, it just angers me to no end. Lazy, dumbass people. -_-;; If you are one of those people, please understand that this is not directed to you. Just to Webspeak as a whole.
Second is my loathing for unfinished stories. I mean, if you're gonna start and write a story, at least have the decency to finish it! I don't know how many stories I've read that haven't been update for like three to five years. And half of those stories are in my favorites list, myself hoping that one day they'll remember: "Hey, I have a story I need to finish on Fanfiction! I should work on it!" And the next day I check my mail, I'll see an alert stating that so and so author has updated blah blah story. I truly appreciate the people who actually do work on and complete their stories. Thank you all. And for the people who don't, I have one piece of advice for you: Terminate your account. If you're not gonna bother to work on it, you shouldn't even bother to have an account.
This isn't so much as a lothesome matter, but more like something I that I feel annoyed with when reading. I can't stand fictions that put a character in an awkward position or make them humiliated beyond reason. It's just...uncomfortable to read and I purposely stall sometimes when reading something when, say, Inuyasha does something really embarrassing or something so stupid it makes you embarrassed. You get me? I mean, c'mon. Given Inuyasha's character, he hates to be embarrassed and keeps to himself most of the time so he can avoid such situations. When he feels he's in a awkward or compromising position, he blushes a lot and gets rash when he doesn't know what to say. And them sometimes does something stupid afterward; either stupid-funny, or, unfortunately, stupid-humiliating. It just makes me uncomfortable to read them and sometimes embarrassed myself.
This list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it? Oh well. Another thing that I don't like is when, in fic, Inuyasha has to go through a human marriage. It just irritates me so much! I mean, if he and Kagome had already mated, and they both accept the fact that they love each other and blah blah "I'm pregnant!" and all that, why is a marriage needed? I guess you can tie this in with my peeve having them put in awkward positions. He's from the past, he's a goddamn demon (albeit half), so I just don't get why people frreakin' want him to do a human marriage! It's embarrassing to read (I think so anyway) and a bitch to write out. I understand that sometimes Kagome thinks it will "bring them closer together" or "make her feel like they really are together" or whatever, but sometimes, I also believe that it's just not needed in some cases. Uurgg. Gah. Bah. Feh. Keh. Grrrrrrrowl. ... -Huff.- So, now that I got that outta my system... o.O; Enjoy the rest of my profile?
I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE it when the heroine of the story assumes shit! Really, is it necessary? It just makes me feel soo goddamn ANGRY when I'm reading about someone spewing a bunch of shit and JUMP to conclusions and make some VERY stupid decisions. What is the point! Angst, okay, drama, fine, BUT GIVE THE GUY A BREAK! I can't stand it when I have to read the hero all heartbroken because she's leaving him for the most stupidest reason because she's assuming crap! I know it gives the story a bit of suspense and stuff, but sometimes, people take it a little too far. WHY can't they just STAY TOGETHER for MORE than THREE CHAPTERS! Honestly! GOD! /rant
I think that's pretty much it for my list of things I hate. I'll add more when I think of something, but for now I'll go onto a more pleasant list of things I adore.
Okay, foremost is that I adore a good, creative story where the characters are actually in character. Sure, I have read stories where the characters are in slight OOC, and they turn out good as well, but that's beside the point. I usuallly judge stories by the amount of reviews they have. And half the time, if I decide to check it out due to the amount of reviews, it turns out as a wonderful story to read. But sometimes, even if they don't have a lot of reviews, I'll still check it out based on the summery. And some of the stories in my favorites are from the summery alone, not the reviews.
Secondly, I love long reviews. It makes me happy to know that a person took the time to tell me what they think of my stories, give me some good advice and point out some of my minor mistakes so I can go back and fix them. Constructive critisism is always welcomed and appreciated.
Third are my favorite genres, Romance and Humor. It's a perfect combination for an awesome story. It's got the chemistry between two characters, plus it's got a bit of humor in it as well to keep it entertaining. I love a good laugh every now and then - even if I do get enough of that from my lovely (and might I add blonde) sister - and I'm a sucker for romance. I read romance novels all the time, some as thick as the Harry Potter books. I'd have to say that my all time favorite romance novel is "Walking After Midnight" by Linda Howard. It's got the romance, plus the steamy sex scenes (-Wink-) and the humor wraps it up into an incredibly awesome book by an awesome author. I highly suggest you check it out or some of the books by Linda Howard. I recently just finished her very first book that was published and it was great. Lol, actually, the funny thing is, is that she worked on "To Love A Man", her first book, in a bathroom. Everytime she had her break, she'd grab a notebook and a pen then lock herself in her workplace's bathroom and created the wonderful story "To Love A Man".
Fourth is fictions that have Inuyasha, our gruff, temperamental hanyou, play the loving part of a Daddy. It just warms my heart so much when I read how gently Inuyasha can be with children, despite his roughness with Shippou. I just adore how he's so carefree and loving in fictions where he's a Father or when any scene that concerns children. I guess I love it so much because in the actual series, Inuyasha is gruff and highly strung and it's a rare sight to see him caring and careful with something as fragile as a child. In "Daddy Fictions", as I like to call them, Inuyasha would do anything for his child and is so loving and playful around him or her. One of my favorite fictions as Inuyasha as a Dad is The Babysitter by The Literary Dragon. Very good fic and highly suggested. I'm actually thinking about making my own Daddy Fiction. Truthfully, I already have the plot layed out and so and so forth. I have already come up with the child's name and the title. I know the gender, too. So yeah, I adore Daddy Fictions. Especially when Inuyasha is the Daddy.
Fifth (yes, another one for you all to ponder over) is my absolute favorite part in a romance novel or fiction: The First Kiss. Every time I read the paragraph that describes the first kiss between the two characters, I just get this warm feeling in me and I smile. I can't describe it, I just love it. It's my most favorite part out of a romance book or fiction I read. And believe me, I have read many, many romance novels. All courtesy of my sister who's just as much a reading fanatic as I am. Anyhow, my view on The First Kiss is when either character, the guy or the girl, finally admits to themselves that they are truly falling in love with the other. And that can't stop it. And pretty soon, more kisses ensue between the two, further igniting the passion and love they secretly feel for one another, though are both equally stubborn to admit it. Somehow everything I read, be it a novel or fiction, has the female character stubborn and independent, whereas the male is the overconfident playboy, trying to get into the female's pants. All in all, The First Kiss is definitely my favorite part of a book or fiction.
So, there ya have it, a list of things I Hate and Love. I hope you enjoyed yourself reading them, and if you didn't, that's fine too. I just felt like voicing out my thoughts on matters such as those above. I'm sure to add more in either genre in the future, so keep a lookout. If anyone feels the need to talk to me about something or contradict something, feel free to email me or IM me on my screen names:
deceitfulxsmile@yahoo.com
DeceitfulxSmilex@AOL.com (AIM)
I'm hardly on yahoo anymore, but I'm always on AIM so hopefully you'll catch me on there!
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Thanks for listening! ( Or reading, in your case. n.n; )
My favorite anime is, of course, Inuyasha. I have a ton of others, but I don't feel like listing them right now. =P
Updated as of:
Oct. 31, 2008
Wanted - Working on chapter 22. It's about...25 percent finished? =\
Switch - Chapter four is up!
Lessons of Love - Chapter three is up!
Dangerous Dancing - Complete!
A Side Note: One thing that I'm absolutely sure of; I will finish all of the fictions that I start. You guys will just...have to be extra patient with me. I really am trying, but I guess I'm not trying hard enough, huh? I probably lost a few readers...but I guess that's to be expected. For those of you who have stuck with me, you have my utmost gratitude and respect. Please just be a bit more patient with me...I really am trying.
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Dangerous Dancing
Sango's Wrath - Chapter eight.
Inuyasha and Kagome
Rin
Wanted
Inuyasha and Kagome - Chapter sixteen.
I have decided not to edit the last chapter, otherwise known as the Lemon Chapter, for Dangerous Dancing. If you would like to read the edited version of it, please message me with your email address and I'll be sure to send it to you. =) Thanks in advance!
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Alright, I finally decided to create myself an LJ account, so if ya'll wanna check out it, the link's below. I'm still playing with it, so it's not fully developed yet. =) Enjoy, add, comment, whatever.
LiveJournal.
-Sniff.- So I just found out that my bestest best best friend gave a shoutout to me in her profile and I wanna return the favor!
Bella! I effin' love you, chiquita. =) You're my bestest and that will never change. Do you even remember how or when we met? Cause I don't=P Lol. It's weird, though, 'cause I coulda sworn I would remember meeting such an amazing girl. 3
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