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since: 04-27-04, id: 579697, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
country: Canada
Author has written 37 stories for Lion King, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shakespeare, Hills Have Eyes, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Darcy.

I'm a university student majoring in History. I can ride a bike, play a cello, and crack ice super loud with my teeth. I can also whistle the Star Spangled Banner but that's neither here nor there.

I love writing, although I am unreliable when it comes to updating and/or sticking with one particular fandom. Right now (and for a while), my fandom has been "Axis Powers Hetalia" and I've been on a Prussia/Canada streak. Yes, I know, I'm one of those people!

My favourite colour is orange, my favourite flowers are tulips. I want to learn Dutch, Arabic, Portuguese, Danish, and Swahili if I'm feeling frisky. I want to travel, I want to meet wonderful people, I want to have a little apartment in a busy city where I can write and read books and name a couple dogs after great imperial leaders. I want to be as happy as possible, and I want others to be as happy as possible, too. I think that's all that matters.

You can also find my stories (there are several I do not post on this site) at my livejournal account - http://grosse-averse.livejournal.com

As well, you can ask me anything (anything!) on my formspring - http://www.formspring.me/artsydarcy

18/11/09 - Recently deleted a fewer of my older stories because, frankly, they're embarrassing D:

*Update (31/05/2011) - So I'm not as active in this fandom anymore but I've noticed a couple of discussions about this in various corners of the Internet so I thought I'd share what I think - if anyone cares that is!

"Only Light and Momentary", along with "On the Bound", was written before Himaruya had drawn a design for the Netherlands. The Netherlands was an OC, for the time being, and various people had written several, beautiful versions of his potential character. "On the Bound" was written before "Only Light...", and at the time I had a desire to write the Netherlands into the story as a secondary character. I needed a name. I didn't think much of the name, because at the time he was a cameo, barely encompassing a chapter. I had originally planned to flesh out a character for him in a later work. I went on the Internet (always a big mistake) and looked up the most popular boy names in the Netherlands in the last couple of years. "Lars" was on the list. I liked the name "Lars". So I used it.

I never imagined, nearly two years after starting "Only Light...", that the name "Lars" would still be used as one of many fan names for the Netherlands.

(I've gotta be honest, that makes me a little happy inside, hahaha. Is that bad?)

I realize it is not a Dutch name. I realize it is a Scandinavian name. I have seen a Hetalia story use the name "Lars" for Denmark. And that makes sense, too. Gupta, the official, given-by-Himaruya name for Egypt, is a common Indian surname. So it's not as scandalous and terrible to use another name of cultural origin, as some people have made it out to be.

I find it hilarious and sort of cool that people still use the name. I find it amazing that fandom moves so fast, and that the origin of that pesky Scandinavian name for the Netherlands is relatively unknown. And that's okay! It's a name. You like it? Use it. You don't like it? Don't use it.

I came across an artist on DeviantArt who complained about the "sheep" who follow popular fandom names. She referenced "Only Light...", implied that the name Lars was obsolete because I used it on a character who had yet to have a canon design, and that I probably would have "chosen a different one" if I had known about the Netherlands' personality and design. She said she gets annoyed at everyone who uses Lars without knowing the "meaning" behind it, and said she would probably get mad at the original author if she knew who that was.

Here's my advice to you kids. You want to use a name? You use a name. I like the name "Lars". It's grown on me, from "On the Bound" to "Only Light..", to the other stories I've used it in since. I have really good memories from this fandom - the friends I met here, the stories I followed, that I wrote, and that I wanted to write and have left sitting, unfinished, on my laptop. Lars has been with me from the beginning and for me, that's the best part about a "fandom": finding a niche for yourself, finding something that makes this universe more personal to you. That, and my love of history, was what drew me to the Hetalia fandom. The fact that I created a "personality" for a character who was yet to be revealed also helped personalize the experience for me.

I love the name "Willem" or "Abel" or "Tim" for the Netherlands. But I use "Lars", for continuity and for nostalgic reasons. If that makes me a sheep or an idiot or unable to tell a true "Dutch" name from a "Scandinavian" name? Fine. That's super cool. So be it.

Write, draw, create primarily for yourself; don't let others make you think that you are in any way wrong for thinking and exploring different possibilities that don't fit with what they want; and enjoy yourself. I wish I could follow my own advice. Maybe it would have saved me from the cynicism with which I regard everything now :)

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1. Braver to Know » reviews
This was the fifth time Canada had walked out of Denmark's life, and hopefully there wouldn't be a sixth. Not while Denmark was the king of romancing, and he totally was, no matter what France said. An examination of DenCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 11-29-10 - Canada & Denmark
2. My Poor Heart Aches » reviews
/With every step you take.../ AU. The only thing Ivan wants is to get to know Alfred better. The only thing Alfred wants is to punch the goddamn Russki in the face. In the 'Le Lys et La Rose' universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-15-11 - Published: 6-6-11 - America & Russia
3. I Don't Really Know How to Tell You This » reviews
AU. When you have two dads and one jerk of a brother who all live in a rundown English pub, "meet the family" nights are not just awkward - they're horrifying. A PruCan high school story. Yes, another one! Yes I'm very serious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 6-2-11 - Prussia & Canada - Complete
4. Sucker Love » reviews
A "friends with benefits" situation of the bizarre kind has Prussia thinking this can't be for real and Canada scared that it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 11-11-10 - Canada & Prussia
5. Change Your Mind reviews
France shows up at Canada's house. Canada interprets it in his usual-but-super-annoying self-deprecating way. Franada foot fetish...wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-3-10 - Canada & France - Complete
6. Happy super belated Birthday Canada! reviews
Gilbert had come to the conclusion that Matthew was an absolute bore. Unfortunately, far from being irritated by this, Matthew had agreed with his statement. So this birthday, Gilbert had decided to change up Matthew's routine... Pr/Ca/NL PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-5-10 - Canada & Netherlands - Complete
7. Just a Checkup reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-18-10 - Canada & Prussia - Complete
8. Into the Face of the Beguiled » reviews
AU. Alfred and Matthew Jones, expert runaways and orphans, arrive in Amsterdam to make their fortune. There, they find themselves caught up in the world of cabaret, prostitution, money, and murder, and it may be too late to get out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,300 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 3-26-10 - Published: 12-1-09 - America & Canada
9. Burn the Darkest Night reviews
Sometimes she is horrified by the vicious urge she gets to strike her brother - family should never hurt each other. A story of Ukraine's occupation during WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-09 - Ukraine
10. On The Bound » reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,169 - Reviews: 690 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Canada & France - Complete
11. Only Light And Momentary » reviews
Lars, for his part, has a look on his face like he has swallowed something unpleasant and it is attempting to crawl back up his throat... A chronicle of Canada's relationship with the Netherlands, from 1611 to present day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-18-09 - Canada - Complete
12. Persistent reviews
France likes to find things that other countries try to hide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-5-09 - Lithuania & France - Complete
13. Novámbr reviews
He feels like he is falling apart and he half-wants, in a sick twisted way, for Riel to at least unify SOME of his people... Matthew Williams meets Louis Riel, rebel, murderer, mad man, patriot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-30-09 - Canada - Complete
14. Boarding, Docking, And Everything In Between reviews
Cuba doesn't believe that Canada had pirates. Canada sets out to prove him otherwise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-2-09 - Canada & Cuba - Complete
15. Crisis reviews
Canada had only been privy to betrayal a couple of times in his life. This betrayal seems the worst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-09 - Canada & Cuba - Complete
16. Pushing The Boundaries reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 7-27-09 - Greece & Turkey - Complete
17. All Our Hurt Is Now Our History » reviews
In the end, Katya only tasted power.' Stories about Ukraine and her history
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ukraine
18. Break the Cycle reviews
The wood whispered warningly of men encased in barnacles and sea slime, and a captain that fell sick of love...a different ending to William Turner's fairytale.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-09 - Will T. & William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
19. Hell In A HandBasket reviews
It was a coincidence, she told herself, it meant nothing. A short story on Margaret's side.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete
20. Gas Man reviews
In the summer of 2003, Fred Walker purchased a gas station in the hills of the New Mexico desert. He and his dog disappeared in 2006. No trace was ever found. This is Fred Walker's story.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete
21. The Achelous » reviews
People won't help us, Big Mama shouted angrily. People made us like this! Big Mama's life before, during, and after the Carter Family.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-07 - Complete
22. Always Watching reviews
Little snapshots of Goggle's past. Why? Because I think Goggle is nifty. This is not a very exciting summary, but I've nothing left to say...
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-14-07 - Complete
23. On the Docks of Tortuga reviews
What happened to Gibbs after World's End...minor spoilers for AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete
24. Pretty Follies » reviews
My weird stories about characters from Merchant of Venice all compiled into one story! Goody.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 4-23-07
25. Lost and Found reviews
Elizabeth finds something of value to someone
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-23-07 - Elizabeth S. & Ragetti - Complete
26. Dreams reviews
What the crew dreams about
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete
27. Kindness reviews
When Pintel was a child, he had a pet cat.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-15-07 - Complete
28. Sometimes reviews
Small stories about Ragetti.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete
29. Kiss It Better reviews
There was something funny about watching people trip. TakashiXHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-20-07 - Mori/Takashi M. & Haruhi F. - Complete
30. Serious reviews
Mitsukuni was, in all, a very selfish person. MitsukuniXHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-20-07 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. & Haruhi F. - Complete
31. Memories reviews
A short drabble on the smells, sounds, and sights that affect the members of the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-3-07 - Complete
32. Bedtime reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 125 - Published: 1-3-07 - Haruhi F. - Complete
33. Poor Little Rich Boys reviews
Although she is teased for her commoner upbringing, Haruhi knows who exactly is the rich one around here...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete
34. What Happens When You Come Back to Life reviews
Deep Blue is dead and the aliens get ready to leave. Will Pai make the right decision before it's too late? LetXPai, final installment.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-06 - Lettuce M. & Pie - Complete
35. What Happens When You Kiss » reviews
Sequel to 'What Happens When You Drink'. Retasu is taken hostage by the aliens and Pai has to wonder where exactly his loyalties lie…
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Lettuce M. & Pie
36. What Happens When You Drink reviews
That's right. Pai's drunk. And guess who's there to take care of him? LetXPai.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-2-06 - Pie & Lettuce M. - Complete
37. Playing in the Dark » reviews
A lion cub witnesses a gruesome event done by hyenas, but when the Pridelands are turned upside down by the arrival of humans, she must team up with those she hates to restore order. Set before Mufasa's time...
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 4-27-04
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