My name is Mickey. I'm somewhere between the age of 10 and 100 and I live in a pink house. I have a birthmark underneath my knee that looks like a squashed pumpkin and I have stretch marks on said knee from a violent growth spurt when I was twelve. I love writing, although I am unreliable when it comes to updating and/or sticking with one particular fandom. When I am older I hope to lead a fulfilling life and not have my bad marks in Math and Science come back to bite me in the ass. Currently I have an obsession with The Hills Have Eyes, although I'm sure a few weeks from now this will be very different.

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1. When Time Gets Screwed Over » reviews

Due to an accident in the Disney Store, eight characters from Pirates of the Caribbean are pulled into the 21st century, separated into five households of five unsuspecting girls. Will they find their way home? How the hell did this HAPPEN!

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,580 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 5-22-07

2. Gas Man reviews

In the summer of 2003, Fred Walker purchased a gas station in the hills of the New Mexico desert. He and his dog disappeared in 2006. No trace was ever found. This is Fred Walker's story.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07

3. The Achelous » reviews

People won't help us, Big Mama shouted angrily. People made us like this! Big Mama's life before, during, and after the Carter Family.

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-29-07

4. I Want to be With You Forever reviews

‘If she just said what I wanted to hear for so long none of this would have ever happened.’ Kish finds it isn’t easy to let something you love go just like that. Onesided KisshuXIchigo

Complete - Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-07

5. Always Watching reviews

Little snapshots of Goggle's past. Why? Because I think Goggle is nifty. This is not a very exciting summary, but I've nothing left to say...

Complete - Hills Have Eyes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 6-14-07

6. On the Docks of Tortuga reviews

What happened to Gibbs after World's End...minor spoilers for AWE.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 6-2-07

7. Pretty Follies » reviews

My weird stories about characters from Merchant of Venice all compiled into one story! Goody.

Shakespeare - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 4-23-07

8. Lost and Found reviews

Elizabeth finds something of value to someone...Fluff about Elizabeth and...? read to find out

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-07

9. Dreams reviews

Drabbles about what the crew of PoTC dream about...R&R!

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07

10. Kindness reviews

When Pintel was a child, he had a pet cat.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07

11. Sometimes reviews

Small stories about Ragetti. R&R!

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07

12. Kiss It Better reviews

There was something funny about watching people trip. TakashiXHaruhi.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07

13. Serious reviews

Mitsukuni was, in all, a very selfish person. MitsukuniXHaruhi.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07

14. What would happen if » reviews

These are things I've always wondered about Tokyo Mew Mew while high on sugar. Enjoy my collection of worthless stories! Chapter Six up, after a long hiatus!

Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 5-25-04

15. Memories reviews

A short drabble on the smells, sounds, and sights that affect the members of the Host Club.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 1-3-07

16. Bedtime reviews

Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 1-3-07

17. Poor Little Rich Boys reviews

Although she is teased for her commoner upbringing, Haruhi knows who exactly is the rich one around here...

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06

18. What Happens When You Come Back to Life reviews

Deep Blue is dead and the aliens get ready to leave. Will Pai make the right decision before it’s too late? LetXPai, final instalment. R&R, pleasies, my pretties!

Complete - Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 10-16-06

19. What Happens When You Kiss » reviews

Sequel to 'What Happens When You Drink'. Retasu is taken hostage by the aliens and Pai has to wonder where exactly his loyalties lie… LetXPie

Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-10-06

20. What Happens When You Drink reviews

That's right. Pai's drunk. And guess who's there to take care of him? LetXPai. R&R!

Complete - Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

21. MEW » reviews

M.E.W. Maintainers of the Environmental World. Not your ordinary spin off of Tokyo Mew Mew. Rated T in case. Read and Review! yeh, my summary sucks, but what'ca gonna do, ne?

Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-21-06

22. Valentine's Letters reviews

Well, it's a oneshot, stufffed to the brim with fluff and odd bits of twine. So, if you want to read it, go ahead! Multiple pairings suggested. R & R, muchos grazias.

Complete - Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-28-05

23. Playing in the Dark » reviews

A lion cub witnesses a gruesome event done by hyenas, but when the Pridelands are turned upside down by the arrival of humans, she must team up with those she hates to restore order. Set before Mufasa's time...

Lion King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 4-27-04

24. Inuyasha Retold reviews

Yes...it's my lovely parody of Inuyasha RETOLD in the present day when they were KIDS! Yay! Please R&R!

Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05

25. Don't Cry, Lonely Little Zakuro reviews

One shot about Zakuro's life from childhood up until she joined the Mew Mews. Fairly long, you were warned! R & R please!

Complete - Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04

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