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Me: Greetings programs! I've not been on in ages and I apologise:( I'm gonna try and keep up with the stories from now on!

BIOGRAPHY
Name: Here it's Mareo.
Age: 19
Gender: Male, so no mix ups!
Personality: Annoying, Good draw-er, Small-ish, Gentleman-ly

Apperance according to Quizilla:
5ft 11"
Purple, depressed eyes
Purple, Bakura-like hair
Unhappy expression
Long, slightly baggy trousers held up by leather straps
No kind of overshirt (Covered by trousers straps)
Gilted armbands
Metal pendant
Can control water
Sad soul
Neutral Ally

Hobbies: Can usually be found humming / listening to out-of-date 50's to 90's songs
Drawing
Writing (DUH!)
Talking like Stitch (Mesa good at impressions!)
Grossing people out with my flexibility (E.G. Foot behind neck, Thumb to wrist, fingers at 90 degrees to back of hand, etc.)

Favorite things (In no order):
Song: "Land of Make Believe"
Colour: Blue
Animal: Snake (Anime: Why d'y think I'm here?)
Food: Anything that looks edible. (And Bacon)
Movie: "Spirited away"
PS2 Game: "Godzilla: Save the Earth"
Celebrity: Um... Gimmie a minute to think of one...
T.V show: Tie between "Shoebox Zoo" and "Harry Hill's TV burp"

REPEATED PHRASES:
O.K, so nobody laughs... (PEOPLE SHOULD LAUGH MORE!)
Never mind... (I get ignored often Cringe)
Ai-yaah! (To much Jackie Chan)
Jahwohl! (Means "Forceful Yes!" in German)
Oy... (I get stressed more often than not)
Gloyven Gliyven! (Prof. FRINK!)

Writing Aquaintance
Name: Anime.
Species: Serviper.
Size: Normal Serviper size.
Likes in other 'mon: Fire types (To eat!) Water types (Finds them attractive for some reason...) Smaller 'mon than him(Fire: Easier to eat, Water: Easier to hold... (No, not in that way!))
Personality: Comments on everything I do, Critisises everything I do, helps with writing, is looking for a girlfriend- Anime! Stop messing with the profile!
Anime: Sorry.
Me: Oy...

SONIC:
Name: Araquan
Age: 15
Species/Gender: Male Meerkat
Personality: Silent Calculating Part-loner (Wants to be included) Protective of those weaker than him V. nervous around girls, especially ones he likes Can sometimes get angry (Nuclear/Red Mist angry!)

DIGIMON(S): Stage name: Basiyamon (Baby), Sasamamon (In-Training), Nimajmon (Rookie), Rezetmon (Champion), MetalRezetmon (Ultimate), Ahotepmon (Mega) (= 4 Nefertanya D.)

LILO STITCH: All of these will be described in their stories. () = Voices
001: Alpha: First (John Goodman AKA Sulley)
014: Lightburst: Runs at hyper-speed (Melissa Joan Hart AKA Sabrina Spellman)
135: Odd: Gymnastic (Me _)
162: Whack: Demolition ball (?)
198: Diggette: Prototype for 199, 'digs up dirt' (?)
215: Emoti: Changes emotions, Blind (Jenna Leigh Green AKA Libby)
229: Mono-maniac: Insectoid Destruction (Blu Mankuma AKA Gigabyte/Tigertron)
236: Limerick: Causes people to talk in Rhyme (?)
343: Origami: Reconas- Recconass- Spy (Leslie Philips AKA The Sorting Hat)
416: Synthesizer: Musical Entertainment (None.)
417: Artiste: Vocal Entertainment (Numerous.)
497: Sinky: Causes people to bounce (?)
550: Sneak: Seeks out escaping soldiers, but is Pacifistic. (?)
564: pH: Causes Acid rain. (?)
592: Recall: Video camera (Meghan Black AKA Rogue X-Men: Evolution> )
625b: Minos: Alternate 625 (Jim Carrey AKA ...Do I really need to say?)
700: Santo: Bomb (Raechel Lillis AKA Misty)

X-MEN EVOLUTION
Tobias AKA Nitric
Christina AKA Empathy

YU-GI-OH
Matthew
Kaye

All of these Char.s will be in my stories, so ask me before you use them, please, or else I'll set Anime on you!

Anime: Be afraid! BE VERY AFRAID! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: ...Don't overdo it.

PREFFERED CHARACTERS:
Tails (Sonic) The smarts.
Gomamon (Digimon) The charisma.
Slifer the sky dragon (Yu-gi-oh) The ferociousness.
Tiger-of-the-wind (Mon. Rancher) The coolness.
Splodyhead (Lilo Stitch) The 'Splodyhead-ness'.
Knuckle (Flint the Time Detective) The 'Knuckle power!'
Serviper (Pokemon) See 'favorite things'

Friends on FF.Net
Void99: The guy who convinced me to join FF.net in the first place. (High Five)

The Hunter of Ra: The only guy who I actually met in the flesh. He's not written aything yet but... He's absoloutly nuts. (Punch on the shoulder)

Commander R: The guy thinks me as a great author. Me? Him, more like! Idea. Once you've finished reading this, check him out. (Low five)

Cweek: This guy's got lots 'o imagination, but very slightly relys on already created experiments. Give it a try, Cweek! (Thumbs up)

Daytime 11:05am: This girl has very kindly allowed me to use a whole range of experiemts. (As in 4.) She's got another Doc. making them! (Hugs, then backs off quickly)

Sora W.T.K: The creator of 000. You godda check him out! Thumbs up

Tyler Buckland: He writes the most disgusting and Horrific stories I have ever read... He's the coolest guy I know at the moment. (Manic Grin)

Mystical raven: This girl WON'T STOP PESTERING ME! J/K Raven! She writes cool stories, and they're all in sequence to each other! (Wonders whether to hug or shake hand)

Alright, that's me! Please read my stories, especially "Heaven is a place on earth" if you like May. (Even if you don't, read anyway. Any flames will be eaten by Anime)

Anime: Yea- THEY'LL BE WHAT? Why me?

Me: Because you're the only other person about. (Well... not really person, but close enough.)

Anime: (Why me?)

Me: Because you were chosen by me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anime: ...And you accuse me of overdoing it.

Me_() Anyway, to finish off, here's some of my favorite quotes! (And if you read it alltogether, it's kinda funny.)

Ah, you've arrived, and to prove it; you're here!

The only thing that matters is the actual here and now. The past is behind us and the future? (Burp.)

Hamster-VIEL! Not WHEEL, VIEL!

Oh... Kay...

Can you teleport us to the ground?
Oh, Yeah(!) Like, Picture zis: Bumpitty, Bumpitty, Bumpitty, Bumpitty, SPLAT!

I think I need a hug.

Choking, not breathing!

For a second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me!
I don't eat junk food.
Ah-ha-ha! I thought you were gonna- I thought you were gonna- Were you?
(Silence)

Fish are friends, not food.

I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject!

I would like to say a few words, and here they are: Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment Tweak.

This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not inportant right about now.

Aw, smeg!

Ai is dee Biggest, so ai is Boss!

Rest behind guns, you rest easy. Rest in front of guns, you rest in pieces.

Let's make likea tree and get out of here!

By the powers vested in me by the federal communications comition, I command you to get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this boadcast!

We are not creatures of Darkness, but it serves us well...

Focus on one target, fire at that target. When the target is destroyed, focus on another target. That is the way to achive victory.

This is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys!

Resistance is futile.

Hey, just shaddup! (Hey, just shaddup!) No, YOU Shadddup! (No, YOU Shaddup!)

Ri-iiiiiight...

AALLLL-righty then!

The only way to win the game is not to play.

That said mense(!)

I have no idea what he just said...

You've got an interositer?
Sure! Who hasn't?

Don't... move... (People run)

Don't run. We are your friends.

Running away only wears out your shoes

Is this hell? The answer is no. This is life.

Cartoons don't say no.

# Hangman, slacken your noose, Hamgman, slacken your noose, Hangman, slacken your noose, 'cause I-! Cccheurghh...#

#Unforgetable...# ... ... ...

#I just called, to say, (heavy breathing)#

Look, look what I have here in my right hand, ladies and gentleman!

Don't go near it! You don't know where it's been!

Run Forest! Run!

Uh-oh, I'm getting, HAPPY FEET!

So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public, and the FCC want's me off the air and every fundamentalist group in the country hates my guts!

Oh, that woman. Got a mouth like an outboard moter. All the time, Put-put-put-put-put-put!

I vote we leave...

Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand, I'm! OUDDA HERE!

Thank you for all the fun! Thank you!

Exit, Stage left!

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So... what now?
Um... Howabout... some Evil Coffee and Doughtnuts?
Yeah! (Great idea!) ((I like mine with sprinkles!))