Me is the Maia-ness (RandoMaia).

Hi, my name is Maia. I'm a 13-year-old New Yorker girl at the Brick Prison (a.k.a. Hunter College High School... it has no friggin windows! -_- ) with way too much school work but a pretty damn tiny attention span, and a tendancy to get hyper a disturbing number of times a day (67.5, but who's counting? Yeah, I don't know how that .5 got in their either).

WARNING! PROFILE MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! SPOILERS OF THE MAJOR, SPOIL-Y VARIETY! STAY AWAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD_

POSSIBLE SPOILERS ABOUT: Buffy up to the end of season 4, Firefly/Serenity, Wizards at War, HP&HbP

Have you gone away yet?

The spoilers are coming, you know.

They're coming.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Blah, this is getting boring. Aaaaaaanyway...

Am going through obsession with all things Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy (Grr! Arg!). This means Firefly and Serenity ("I can kill you with my brain.") and, the big one... BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! Omfg 33 Tillow forever! But, I'm watching it all on DVD and I'm only up to the end of season four; be kind, no spoilers! (Even though, idiot that I am, I already managed to blow some stuff for myself by clicking a link on wikipedia... "Hmm, what does it say about Tara? Deceased? Wait, that can't be right! What about Willow? She's a lesbian? o.0" Yeah, I'm an idiot...) So, summary: spoilers suck, don't warn the tadpoles, Willow kicks major ass, Tillow forever, I wanna be an all-powerful Wicca too.

Okay, my book-shaped loves:
The Young Wizards series
Tom and Carl: We're not gay!
Everyone else: Riiiiight...
HP
Yeah, no duh. But the writing isn't as good as a lot of other stuff out there... but tis still good for humor ficcies_
Abhorsen Trilogy
Artemis Fowl
The Beautiful Game
Amaaaazing soccer book! Everyone read it, now! Yeah, I should probably mention my soccer obsession... also, all of those soccer-related concussions, which might by the reason I wrote Rampage of the Sugar-High Author... (Seriously though, four concussions at 13, two of which were soccer-related... but no brain damage! Yay!)
Lioness Quartet, Wild Magic Quartet, Tricker books... and to a lesser extent, Circle of Magic
W00t Alanna! And Aly = awesomeness incarnate.
The Guardians of Time Trilogy
Not many people have heard of these, but they're really cool! By Marianne Curley! Can you say "Isabel PWNs?"

Pairings: Roshuan/Dairine, Nita/Kit, Carmela/Ronan, Tom/Carl (yes, I think they're gay), Hermione/Ron, Harry/Ginny, Alanna/George (even though Alanna/Jon is nummy!), Aly/Nawat, Rochelle/Ethan, Neriah/Matt, Arkarian/Isabel, Kaylee/Simon, Buffy/Angel (undeniable!), Jenny/Giles, Willow/Tara (omfg 33 ) And, here begins a bit of schitzophrenia, but I like Willow/Xander and Willow/Oz sooooo much! They're both so cute! (W/X is the better of the two though. And Willow/Tara still beats all of them...)

Okay, I'm a wimp, I almost always like the pairings that the authors tell me to. Sue me.

Disturbing Pairings: Hermione/Draco, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Harry (eeeeew!), Draco/Harry (even worse!), Nita/Ronan, Dairine/Spot, Carmela/Fred, Kit/Ronan (shudder), Ron/Luna, Willow/Snape (I mean, WTF?) Oh, and Daine/Numair (which kinda sucks that it scares me so much, as it was the one that was actually written... oh well.)

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

Oh crap, almost forgot to mention: 333333 RENT! AND SONDHEIM! And anything b-way-y.

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All for now. Luff you all. Unfortunately, free time and inspiration are both kinda scarce right now, so updates won't come unless I get a looooooot of clammoring reviews... hint hint... Yes, I'm a review junkie.

-Her sugar-high-ness, Random Maia.

BTW, feel free to e-mail me. Let me know if any of you would want to beta a story for me. And check out my original stuff at www.fictionpress.com/~randomaia, which is linked as my homepage (I know, the pen name is soooooo original, right :D ) I also beta (see ze e-mail)