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Author has written 48 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Xena: Warrior Princess, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Kindred: The Embraced, Harry Potter, Weiss Kreuz, Evangelion, Transformers, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Some say the world will end in fire, I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. -Emo Phillips, comedian, actor (1956- ) This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody-Peter Stone Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. -Socrates Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth shit. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that-M. Adducci Zwei Monologe, die sich gegenseitig immer und immer wieder störend unterbrechen, nennt man eine Diskussion. (Charles Tschopp) It is always the best policy to speak the truth-unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar-Jerome K. Jerome Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies-Ralph Waldo Emerson Let the gods avenge themselves. -Roman law maxim, on blasphemy "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams Attention, Harry Potter fans! If you're looking for Harry Potter recommendations, check out my C2 community "Snake in the Grass". I moved all my HP favs into the C2 community since 150 favs aren't enough for all the Harry Potter stories I adore. | |||||
1. Unlike Love reviewsTheirs is no passionate love affair. There are no grandiose gestures of affection, no whispered promises of devotion. They both know better than to say 'forever.' England/GermanyHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-12 - England/Britain & Germany - Complete2. Roses and Marble reviewsVeneziano composes a song and Romano proves a point. The Italies enjoy a domestic lull between battles. 2P Itacest Romano/Veneziano. Warning: incest, smut, blood play, knife play, gun play, mutual yandere... it's 2P folks.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-12 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete3. Potato Pizza » reviewsGermano. Germany and Romano are set up by their bosses for an EU feel-good PR stunt. Romano isn't such an awful date, if you don't mind being stabbed to death with the dinner knife. No Germanys or dinner knives were harmed in the making of this fic. Smut.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-24-12 - Published: 8-6-12 - S. Italy/Romano & Germany4. Gondolas for Beginners » reviewsHow Lovino learnt to hate gondolas - and then learnt to love them. Feliciano is determined to give his brother gondola driving lessons, Lovino isn't having fun until he is. Italy bros family fic.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 6-15-12 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete5. New Year's at threequarter time reviewsEvery year on New Year's Day, the extended Habsburg family comes together to meet, quarrel and enjoy good music at the Vienna New Year's concert. The only problem with family gatherings? Your family is there, too. Austria/Hungary, past Spain/Austria.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-12 - Austria & Hungary - Complete6. Forgive and Forget reviewsAlfred's friendship with Optimus Prime was damaged when the humans, and he along with them, turned their backs on the Autobots. Now it's time to forgive and forget, but sometimes it's hardest to forgive yourself. Post "Megatron's Master Plan." Sequel to "Of Dreams and Dreamers"Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-12 - Optimus Prime & America - Complete7. Of Dreams and Dreamers reviewsAlfred F. Jones has always known that giant robots would save the world.Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-12 - Optimus Prime & America8. It's not a lie if reviewsHe has moved beyond cruelty, so maybe it is nothing but pity that makes Spain whisper vows of love into England's ear. SpainxEngland SpUKHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-12 - Spain & England/Britain - Complete9. Burnt Tomatoes reviewsThere are some things you shouldn't have to return home to. Learning that your brother's cooking skills have degenerated to England's is high on Romano's list.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-12 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete10. E is for Exceptional reviewsChina trolls America with a fake "leaked" Chinese cable. America panics. America/China. Kink meme deanon.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-12 - America & China - Complete11. Counting Sheep reviewsIf anyone had told Lovino their road trip would end up with Feli driving and a sheep in the backseat, he would have stayed home. Italy brothers fic.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-12 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete12. A Curious Event reviewsWe loved Italy, we wouldn't have been fighting for him otherwise, yet we couldn't help shying away from him and wondering if he was more or less than human. 2P dark!Italy. Kink meme de-anon.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-29-11 - N. Italy - Complete13. Playing Nicely reviewsNever let it be said that Italy can't play nicely with others… 2P AU with dark!Italy. ItaGer. Content advice: Dark, knife play, blood play, smut. Kink meme de-anon.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-11 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete14. Mosaic » reviews100 mosaic pieces of North Italy's life through the ages. 100 themes fic. Italy family-centric. HRE/Chibitalia and implied GerIta.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 4-17-11 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete15. Going Cuckoo reviewsHaving your lover burst out laughing when you're trying to seduce him with roleplay is embarrassing enough, but even more so if your lover is Ludwig. Francis really shouldn't have mentioned the cuckoo clocks. France/Germany. Kink meme deanon.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-11 - France & Germany - Complete16. This Is What Makes the Difference reviewsVery little has changed since they became lovers, but sometimes the most meaningful changes are the ones so minute that you barely notice them. Feliciano/Lovino Itacest. Content Advice: Incest, smut.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-10-11 - N. Italy & S. Italy/Romano - Complete17. Combat Situations reviewsThe cassette team is preparing for battle. Well, it probably counts as preparing for battle somewhere in the multiverse. Cassetticon team fic.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-11 - Rumble & Soundwave18. At Full Speed » reviewsDrabble and short fic collection. Latest: You can't escape the past when it's literally part of you.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 7-13-11 - Wildrider & Frenzy19. Unawesome gamesAlice and Julchen comfort another in their own way after their teams are knocked out of the World Cup. Nyotalia fic on the Women's World Cup 2011.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Published: 8-19-11 - England/Britain & Prussia - Complete20. On football manners reviewsJulchen gets worked up, Luise gets frustrated and Felicia is the voice of reason during the Germany vs Nigeria game. Nyotalia ficlet on the Women's World Cup.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-11 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete21. Good friends reviewsBefore the Germany vs Japan game, the friends make a promise. Nyotalia Women's World Cup vignette, featuring the fem!Axis and fem!Prussia. Human names used.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-11 - Japan & Germany22. Four to nothing reviewsMarianne cheers up Maguerite after France knocks Canada out of the Women's World Cup. Nyotalia Women's World Cup vignette fem!France and fem!Canada.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-11 - France & Canada - Complete23. Wedding Jitters reviewsPreparing for the biggest wedding her country has seen in half a century, Monaco's life gets quite exciting. Featuring Monaco, a South Africa OC and a cameo by big brother France.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-11 - Monaco - Complete24. A Joyful Song reviewsThe choosing of the European anthem, Hetalia-style. Or: European nations being European and eating Belgium's chocolate truffles. European ensemble fic.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-11 - England/Britain & France - Complete25. In the Gray reviewsThe war is over, but for Francis and Ludwig nothing is well. Implied Fra/Ger.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-11 - France & Germany - Complete26. The Ship Has Sailed reviewsAlfred can't tell love and hate apart when he is with Yao.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-11 - America & China - Complete27. Look Deeper reviewsOn the surface, they are the perfect family. You have to look deeper to see the cracks. Jacob/Bella, past Edward/BellaTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - Jacob & Bella - Complete28. Who They Are reviewsZutara, Kataang By day, she is the Avatar's dutiful wife and he the Fire Lord, for their lives are the world's, not their own.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-10 - Zuko & Katara - Complete29. Seduction in 7 Easy Steps reviewsSkywarp likes Rumble and Rumble likes Skywarp. Obstacles between Warp and getting laid: 1 overprotective creator and 5 devious siblings. Warp's so doomed… Skywarp/Rumble cracky funTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-6-10 - Rumble & Skywarp30. The Value of Our Eyes reviewsAU futurefic. SasuHina Sharingan and Byakugan don't mix well. The villagers pity Hinata and Sasuke for the sacrifice they made for their love. They, however, know that their children are worth more than their eyes.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-29-09 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete31. The Worst Driver Ever reviewsBarricade hides as a human's car. Too bad he ends up with Candy, Autobot fan girl who can't drive straight and has a penchant for sickening pet names. Who knew that the pit reeks of dung?Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-29-09 - Barricade - Complete32. Sleepless » reviewsThe night of Halloween is also the night of Samhain Lore, when the veil between the world is the thinnest and ancient magic reigns. In this night, Hermione has a mysterious encounter on the Astronomy Tower with Tom Riddle. A figment of her imagination orHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,426 - Reviews: 241 - Updated: 12-23-05 - Published: 10-4-04 - Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.33. Orchideen und Espresso reviewsPreYaoi oder mildes Shounen Ai SchuldigYohji. Fünf Jahre nach dem Ende von Weiß steht plötzlich Schuldig im Koneko. Ihr Wiedersehen verläuft gänzlich anders, wie Yohji es erwartet hätte und weckt in ihm Gefühle, die er längst für überwunden geglaubt hatteWeiss Kreuz - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-05 - Schuldig & Youji K.34. True Love Isn't Meant To Last reviewsA bittersweet MeropeTom Riddle senior oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-05 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete35. Midnight Meeting » reviews*confusion solved* The night before Valentine's Day. Harry and Draco meet at their way to the kitchen. When they hide from the teachers in a secret passage, they get lost. Slash HP/DMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 4-4-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.36. Silver Snake » reviewsAt short notice is announced that students will be regularly resorted at the beginning of their fourth year. To get this system running, starting with the 4th years all are now sorted anew. Guess who ends up in Slytherin…? HP/DM, BZ/NL, othersHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,916 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 5-31-03 - Published: 4-6-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.37. LoveNet » reviewsNagixOmi, hinted SchuldigxYohji Omi and Nagi meet in a chat room, befriend and fall in love even though they suspect the other's identity. Damn, that sucks, the story is better than the summary.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,201 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-19-03 - Published: 8-22-02 - Omi T. & Nagi N.38. Obituary reviewsKaworuxShinji After he had to kill Kaworu Shinji writes him a letter, his obituary.Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-0239. I Will Remember You » reviewsNagixOmi Nagi has attained Weiss' youngest member and lost him again. But he isn't about to give up...Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-0240. The Debt » reviewsLucius just betrayed Voldemort when James asks the Malfoys to pay an old life debt back by protecting Harry. After the Potters murder he grows up as adoptive son of Lucius and Narcissa. But even as a Malfoy Harry will have to face his past when he comes tHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-10-02 - Draco M. & Harry P.41. Saying Goodbye reviewsSnippet. Slytherin leaves Hogwarts for the last time and Godric realizes that he doesn't wants him to. I know it's a lame summary, but telling more would spoil the story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-0242. Ends and BeginningsOnly based on K:TE Trinity, an idyllic, boring, little American town: Kindred are controlling everything, foremost Brujah Primogen Jonas, who's more interested in money than clan wars. The idyll is ended, when Assamite come into the town and kill most lKindred: The Embraced - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,352 - Published: 1-31-0243. Ein neuer Spieler » reviewsIn einer alternativen Zeitlinie erscheint Dukat mit seiner zweiten Frau und einer kleinen Flotte auf Deep Space Nine.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - German - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,993 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-27-01 - Published: 4-13-0144. Caitlin 2: Reise in die Vergangenheit »Xander landet im Jahr 1593 und findet Zuflucht bei Caitlin und ihrem untoten Ehemann ColinBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - German - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,544 - Updated: 8-27-01 - Published: 8-10-0145. Der Zauberer von SunnydaleB/Ri Bei den Patrouillen fällt der Scooby Gang auf, daß kaum Vampire unterwegs sind, die wenigen flehen sie an, sie zu pfählen. Dann taucht der mysteriöseBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - German - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,974 - Published: 8-27-01 - Buffy S. & Riley F.46. Licht und DunkelheitWie sind die Götter der Kvaggra aus Ein neuer Spieler entstanden?StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - German - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,397 - Published: 8-10-0147. Caitlin » reviewsAU Caitlin, Meistervampirin, Hexe und alte Freundin von Angelus stellt das Leben der Gang auf den Kopf...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-0148. Göttin werden ist nicht schwer... reviewsAres/f Die Sterbliche Frau Akira plant ihre Hochzeit mit dem Gott des Krieges und Erhebung zur Göttin.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - German - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-01
