Hello fellow citizens of the cyber world,

Here are some things that are about me...

Name: Cassie

DOB: 23 June

Complexion: Fair with freckles

Hair: Brown and layered

Eyes: Green Hazel

Height (last timeI checked): 166cm (I've SHUNK!! By 1cm!!)

Additionals: I have glasses thanx to my genetics (yeah, thanx dad)

Marital status: In a relationship (since 28th September 2007)

Language: English

Scarin or Sebation (I know I probably spelt these wrong): Sebation - I hate the heat

Colours: Red, Blue and Silver

TV Shows: RED VS BLUE, Paranoia Agent, Hell Girl, Gantz, Charmed, Lost, Dinotopia, Stargate SG1, Stargate SGA, Avatar:The Last Airbender, Heroes, Dead Like Me, Firefly, Farscape, Jericho, BBC Pride and Prejudice series and some others.

Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Deltora Quest series, Kirby's Crusaders 1: Dead Dogs & 2: Hunt the Hunters (ssssoooo funny), The Book of Lies, The Ropemaker, Dragon Lance The New Adventures, Twlight series and more.

Music/Bands/Singers: Linkin Park (fan of the old stuff. The new stuff sounds gay), Nightwish, DISTURBED, Marylin Manson, Eluveitie and more

Movies: A Nighmare on Elm Street Series, Jurrasic Park Series, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter Series, Rush Hour Movies, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, The Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy, Chronicles of Riddick, Serenity, Transporter, 30 days of Night, Saw movies, American Pie movies, Euro Trip, Resident Evil series and others including lots of horrors and I shouldnt watch as they give me nightmares lol.

Ships:
Hermione/Draco (Harry Potter) (opposites attract shifty)
Hermione/Harry (Harry Potter)
Artemis/Holly (Artemis Fowl) (forget the age difference, come on she's a fairy)
Piper/Leo (Charmed)
Phoebe/Cole (Charmed)
Kirby/Reece (Kirby's Crusaders) (opposite attract...well in this one they do...sorta shifty)
Scott/Dee (Kirby's Crusaders) (you know they like each other wiggles eyebrows)
Edward/Bella (Twlight)
Alice/Jasper (Twilight)
Esme/Carlisle (Twilight)
Elizabeth/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Quotes (some of these are my friends, be warned, some of these are not G rated)

Inanity's Hereditary: You get it from your Children

Insanity's Genetic: You get it from you Parents

(sneeze) Oh sorry, I'm elergic to bull sh#@!

Where the @?#! is Prince Charming?

I'm taking anger management classes and guess what. They arn't working

Do Not Disturb (I'm Disturbed enough already)

"Hello everyone, welcome to the Hemaroid management class. Now would you all like to take a seat?"

Roses are red,
Cabbages are green
My face is funny
But your's is a scream

Roses are red
Vilots are blue
the shorter the dress
the better the veiw

Roses are red
Roses are pink
I think your ugly
and you sure do stink

The Liver is evil and must be punished

You're just jealous cause the little voices are talking to me!

Marvin: I just thought you ought to now that im feeling very depressed right now
Trisha: Well, that's just life
Marvin: Life. Don't talk to me about life

Marvin: I'd tell you but you wouldn't listen

Zaphod: I have a hunch
Arthur: you have a hunch?
Ford: his hunches are very good
Arthur: so we go on a hunch from a guy whose brain is powered by LEMONS!?

"Hello? what's that sound? Is that empty space?"
"No, it's temporary storage. Information goes in. Information goes out"

Warning, use only if a guy you really hate asks you out:
Guy you hate: "Will you go out with me?"
You: "I'll have to check with my dad once he gets out of Prision."
Guy you hate: "What did he do?"
You: "Oh, he didn't get along with my last boyfriend."

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. My lawyer thinks he can get me five

Some Women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they alway say the same thing "This looks so much better on" On what? on fire?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe part

(after explaining I'm moving)
Hayley: Your what!
Me: Scream a little louder,I don't think they heard you in China.

Zoe: Arg! I must be having a nightmare. Hi5 is on TV. Nnnnnnnooooooooooo!

(On the bus explaining his master plan to take over the world)
Ashley: first I'll take over St Eddies and they'll become part of my army to take over Ipswich...And then I'll take over Bremer and us Grammar kids will rule! And with my army of Boys' Grammar I will kick St Eddies out.
Me: Yeah...You do that

Ashley: She'll never sit up the back of any public transport, not even the back seat of a taxi. She'll have to sit on the roof.

Gabbie: We are the Ippy Rats!

Knowledge is Power,
Power corupts,
Study hard,
Be evil!

(In English, commenting on the BBC Pride and Prejudice)
"Mr Collins looks like a Baboon and is going to have lots of monkey children"

Bow chicka bow wow

Who reads this stuff? Anyway, stop reading this and read my stories.

Note: I am terribly sorry about not updating in the last few years. Changes in my school and personal life have kept me quite busy. So much that my stories have been collecting tonnes of virtual dust. I have been using every speck of time I can conjure up to look, read and add onto my chapters however it hasnt been enough so that I can update. My stories have not been forgotten. I think about where each one will continue onto. Atm I am in my last year of schooling and I hope during the holidays and after school, when things have settled down, I will have more time to rekindle my writing. Bare with me if you will however I understand if you do not.

Last updated: 20/07/2008