| non-damsel |
Author has written 7 stories for Emma, Lost, Mansfield Park, Persuasion, and Northanger Abbey. Non-Damsel is a dismally employed college graduate, bookworm, old movie junkie, and science fiction geek. Her favorite books include: A Room with a View (EM Forster); Oscar & Lucinda (Peter Carey); Howl's Moving Castle (Diana Wynne Jones); The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje); Northanger Abbey (Jane Austen); The Princess Bride (William Goldman); Shop Girl (Steve Martin); The House of Mirth (Edith Wharton); High Fidelity (Nick Hornby) Her favorite old movies include: The Apartment, Born Yesterday, Stalag 17, Guys & Dolls, The Philadelphia Story, All About Eve, The Third Man, Casablanca, Singin' in the Rain, The Thin Man, Rio Bravo, On the Waterfront, His Girl Friday Her favorite science fiction includes: Doctor Who, Lost, Primeval, Battlestar Gallactica, Torchwood, Eureka Non-damsel does not have multiple personalities and is not sure why she's writing this in the third person. She also realizes she has been atrociously remiss as of late when it comes to updating her stories, particularly "Nobody Screws Up a Second Shot." She assures her readers that she is still very much alive and promises that they can expect an update soon. | |||||||||
1. Catherine's Adventures in the Parallel World » reviewsCatherine Morland and Rhys Tilney are from separate worlds, literally. Well, not literally but close enough. Catherine battles disapproving relative and her own sci-fi tinged fantasies in the quest for true love. Modern Northanger Abbey, with scifi. Yay!Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 6-6-092. Nobody Screws Up a Second Shot » reviewsPersuasion. Cameron already has more than she can handle: no job out of college, a family that hates her, apart from one needy younger sister. And now, an exfiancé with a bestselling novel and a grudge. Maybe its karma. Or maybe its a 2nd chancePersuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,170 - Reviews: 752 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-26-07 - Complete3. Stage Effect » reviewsAnd... it's another modernized Emma fic. This time Emma is an actress, George is director, and it's another bumpy road to love for everybody's favorite busy body and her Mr Knightley. Read and review, people. You know you want to.Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 10-12-074. More Or Less » reviewsKate Pierson and Adrien Mansfield have always been just friends. But this summer everything is going to change, for better or worse. Mansfield Park gone mad. Please R&R. COMPLETEMansfield Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,365 - Reviews: 433 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 7-11-05 - Complete5. Fight Fair » reviewsCommunication is in short supply as Shannon and Sayid continue to talk circle, Sawyer continues to make inappropriate comments, and Lex takes off with the guns. Shayid forever! JK, CC, and all the Sawyer I can manage. Sequel to Play Nice.Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,083 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 8-27-05 - Complete6. Play Nice » reviewsShannon resolves to become more like a human being. Step one: swearing off all men. Unfortantly, the guys on the island are making this harder than it should be. ShannonSayid, some CC and JK, and lots of Sawyer for fun. R&R. COMPLETE!Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,153 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 2-23-05 - Complete7. My Own Mr Knightley » reviewsA modernized version of Emma. Takes place in college. Becka has a problem with always trying to run everyone else's life... please R&R. It's funny, I promise. COMPLETE. WHOOHOO.Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,065 - Reviews: 396 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 4-28-04 - Complete