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There used to be an author, and she called herself Sunstar Kitsune.
She was obsessive about everything she could touch, Manga, books, ideas…plunnies…
Yuyu Hakusho-Inuyasha
Her main vices, oh, how she tortured those people so…
Then, she started to evolve, growing into another other series; Harry Potter.
Then, HP became everything. Crossovers? No Problem
Yaoi was soon found.
And she fell in love.
Hotness supreme
Then the plunnies attacked.
Idea after idea after idea that she obediently wrote down, and worked upon.
When soon, there was too much to do, she held out a hand, asking a simple question.
And some bastard bashed her down, spewing filth that at first, did nothing but bring fury and the scorn of a woman, that filth, soon turned into a slow acting poison. That posion, that ailing she never realized she had until it was too late…
She wiped her biopage clean, filled it with half-assed random shit to make it look like she was alive, and then her writing fell into a coma.
…How long as it been sense Sunstar Kitsune updated?
August, ‘08? Maybe ‘09 for another fic?
So very sad, for a woman attacked by Plunnies daily…
But…but now, she remembers why she had a biopage, remembers the joy people have in reading the scenes created in the sadistic reaches of her mind…and rejoices.
It's too late for some...Sunstar Kitsune has passed on, sadly…

But Momonster is here, risen from the Fox’s shallow grave.

Momonster is terribly obsessed with FFVII.

And blood.

And bloody!Cloud

And Bloody!Molestable(so-don’t-care-that’s-not-a-word!)Cloud.

She’s got a Laptop, a beta whom is awesomer than awesome, other Authors at her back, and characters to torture.

Welcome…to the land of the Momonster

“Duh,” Yuffie butted in, “you're her only kid. She's got no choice but to adore you. Until you make pretty babies with me, of course. I was thinking that while you might not be banging me for obvious reasons, I wanna have your spermies. Can I?”

“Thank Holy I wasn't driving when you said that.” Zack turned back around, suddenly uncomfortable at being pinned down by the seatbelt. “No spermies, no eggies and I am not allowing you to take one of my testies. Nothing with an 'ies'. They're dangerous. Now, why don't you go eat your candies?” Zack stuck his tongue out as a few of the people in the car snickered.

Tenacity

Quotes that make me Joygasm

"Everything you've said is fuel on your furneral pyre. So then, I think I'll begin...by burning out your tongue!" Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence

"Keep your eyes on me Envy; our conversation is the only one that should concern you. It's kind of interesting how quickly the tongue can be rendered into a bubbling grease. It's suprising how easy it burns, isn't it?" Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence

"What's it like having the fluid inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little." Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence

I'm not Crazy, I'm psychotic. There is a difference.
"A difference as in Crazy does funny shit. I will KILL your ass and you'll be confused as hell while I do it." ~ Momo

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again.
"I walk in a way that you'd hear me coming, so if you trip me you're going down with me." ~ Momo
"And beware. My bones break easily. For the entire time until its healed, I'll hold it over you."

A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
A friend will tell you when you’re wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duck tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

You! Off my planet!

How do I set my laser printer to stun?

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that.
When life gives you lemons, read them and drool.

I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.

What?? Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who wants to destroy mankind?!

Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh. Harder.

I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

My reality check bounced.

Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

"Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned

"The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake

Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"

"I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita

"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake

"I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control?" - Anita Blake

I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one.

Once you get me angry, I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have.

Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate your sense of humor.

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.

I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?

I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.

I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. - Murphy's Cops Laws
Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - Cops Laws
Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws
When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws
Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws

Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

God must love stupid people, he's just made so many.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'.

Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this, but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

~()~
And I am a woman who scorns the fact that the anyone can be belittled because of the person they love.
I am a person who, having said this already to those people, would never care if their friend was homosexual. Why should I?
I am a person who cries everytime a person dies before their time, simply because one group thought they could play God and take a human being's life.
I am a woman who doesn't care her best friends might be Lesbian, might be Bi, because, why would I care? They are my friends, because of who they are, not what they have, or what they can give me.
I am a woman who helped a dear friend through some troubles, saddened that he even had the thought I would hate him because he is a homosexual crossdresser who kissed his brother.
I am a woman who doesn't care what others think of her, who doesn't care if people think she's bi, gay, whatever, because things like that shouldn't matter, and why do they? Why do so many people give a damn about things they truly have no reason to touch?!

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage-

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. And also, point of reference, the Greeks and Romans accepted Homosexuality. Their cultures did not 'die out' due to this. Why is it that the 'modern world' is so far behind those that lived thousands of years ago?

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them.

You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall paste this in your profile.

RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it.

If you are against racism, copy this message.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Serenity Prayer

May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things that I can,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I killed because they pissed me off.

Hmmm

NEWEST PROJECT

I have it in my head, that instead of doing awesomely stellar ridiculously long epic stories...I'ma make things easier on my brain, and start a one-shot-I-wish-they-were-one-shots Series. :)

…The plunnies attacked with this one, but instead of usually turning and running while screaming for the hills, instead I grabbed one and sat on it. (lol)

The uber rabid plunny turned around and bit my ass. :3

Sooos, ima not lettin’ go. Nuh-uh, nooo. XD

Plus, My beta loves this one.

My…awesomely uber scarrrryy Beta Evy Princess really really likes this one.

Even if the plunny didn’t have a chunk of flesh, I wouldn’t let go o’ it. Evy scary Beta with Roos’ Whip. (Shudder)

Sssoooo, introducing, Muse!

Muse, and you’ll realize the name’s significance later, so far has over twenty planned one-shots, all which will be extra long, dunno just how long, but long, with a few two shot and three shots thrown in, just ‘cause. grin

The first few chapters are in Zackary Fair’s POV, and any changes made to the characters are purely for my own enjoyment.

Why? Cause MUSE IS MY WORLD! YOU NO LIKIE? GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE.

Or, as my darling Evy said: "They gave me a sandbox. A place with sand. I'm just building my own world, so deal."

I have a problem with Lifejournal

As in; it changed when I wasn't looking and now I have no clue how it works. None at all.
I still look around (like a child in a candy store really) But have no clue really how to post anything anymore.

So I just put it here.

And as a PROUD member of the STRIFEHART KINK MEME I am happy to FINALLY put the prompts I've replied too HERE.

Catch 22

Prolouge and Chapter 1 posted not sure how long it will get, but no more than five chapters, surely.

MORE TO COME