Age: 12

personallity: very disterbing

hmmm I'll add more later.....

Saphira: my "friends", Riku & Chaud, will be furthering this bit of insanity.

Riku: ... she hates us...

Saphira: *huggles Riku TIGHTLY*
NOOOOOO!!!! I LUV you!!!!

Riku: *blush* GET OFF!

Saohira: *blink* BAKA. I didn't mean it like THAT.

Riku: -_U

Saphira: what are you plotting?

Riku: pain, kiling Sora, more pain, killing Sora PAINFULLY, killing Mickey, Wolrd domination, infliction a great deal of pain in Square Soft's direction---

Saphira: A.A. Y.Y Q.Q.

Riku: ---only for you Saphira---pian in general, butterflies, killing Chaud---

Saohira: HANDS OFF CHAUD!!!!

Riku: O_O

Chaud: well... nice to know I'm loved? * nervious laugh*

Saphira: OO!!! I gotta go, but I'm leaving Ken Hidaka with you.

Riku: *glare* WHY. ? .

Saphira: just cause!

Caud: *blink*

Riku:
---as I said, she hates us.

Chaud: ... OK!
Saphira's Favorite characters (or ones that have NOT been sent to the ticklemiester) are------

---Hiei
---Me. Or, Chaud, for those braindeads out there.

---Riku. :) ... :( ...RIKU!!!!

Riku: *grumbles* hi.

Chaud:
He's just shy (Riku gares)
---Ren
---Horo-Horo

(Riku:no, she sent him...)

Chaud:...
---Ken
---Haru
---Ray
---Tala.
(hey, he's evil, Saphira likes evil characters...)
---Kira
---Kiba (not yugioh)
---Salima (maybe)
.......

Riku:
Characters Saphira Ice Maiden/Princess dislikes the most...

Chaud:
---Sora
(Riku: Saphira has GREAT issues with him) * glares *

Chaud:
---J.P
---Takuya
---Kuwabara
---jr.
(everyone from dragan ball, Dragan ball Z & Dragan ball GT)
---Lan
---Yoh
---Maysa (spelled right?)
---Anna
---Ryu
---Tyson
---Kai is ify
---Hilary
---Dunga
---Ozuma
---Dizzi (maybe) (she's not nice... but than again, niether is Saphira ...) C:
---Odd
---Umi (spelled right?)
.....

Chaud:
Things Saphira Ice Maiden/Princess dislikes the most:

Riku: Telemarketrs that don't believe her when she tells them that she is not old enough to buy a credit card

Chaud: ---Teletubbies

Riku: ---People saying she should eat more

Chaud: ---Whistleing

(both):
----Singing Santaclauses..... *shudders*

Chaud: ---Dogs

Riku: ----Beer

Chaud: ---Cigarettes

(Sephiroth: & any other kind of drugs)

Riku: * glare * I thought... Sora killed you.

Sephiroth: *shrug*

LuLu: ----Bugs

Chaud: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?!?! their taking our job!

LuLu: ---Most boys (she’d REALLY like to see some one prove her wrong * scoff * they NEVER will…)

Chaud: MUTANY! *sniffle* mutany.

LuLu: I'm ONLY doing this 'cause your OBIOUSLY, not.
*twists hair around finger in a ditsy manner*

Chaud: *glare*
----Things Saphira Ice Maiden/Princess most comonly enjoyz:

Riku:
---Reading & or watching Tv guide
---Swimming
---Annoying people that annoy her
---writing
---knowing every thing there is to know about animated TV shows
---making Sora miserable in her shitty story.

Chaud: you can't say that on her ... thingy!

Riku: * glare *

Chaud: *sniffle* I'm telling...

Riku: * exasperated sigh *
---- making evil plots to take over the world

(Sephiroth: Saphira really does have some)

LuLu:
---Coming up with unique forms of tortcher
---Reading decant books

Riku:
---Blowing things up
---Demolition

Chaud: extreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaam.

Riku:
---Kick boxing.
Hee, hee, freaks her dad out ROYALLY
“YOUR GOING TO GET KIIIILLED!”
(Riku quoting Saphira): Hee, hee--- not funny, dad.

Chaud: ---Soccer.
Also freaks her dad---

Riku: ---But not as much as kick boxing…

Chaud:
---Dance (NO ONE has any problem with THAT, for her at least)

Sephiroth:
---Race cars/ Motercycles.
(Tahnkfully, Saphira is not yet of the legal age for atempting stupidity of such extreams, not like her parents will ever let her race any way * sigh * tis a good dead towards the world.)

Chaud: ---Amika.
(Saphira & family's new kitten)

Riku: ---Swish
Dance In order of her favorites:

1. Tap
2. Pointe
3. (which ever one the above was not)
4. Jazz or modern
5. Ballet

Chaud:
---Saphira's Insane sister

(Saphira waves to her sister from the OUTSIDE of the mental hospitel that SHE also belongs in. WHILE running from the men--in suits the color that they should not leagally be able to wear--From the "Funny Farm"... looks like another good dead is about to be done--- if they survive..)

Riku: Saphira Ice Maiden's Favorite school subject (s)....
---History
---Geography
---Spelling
--learning foriegn languages (lunguage or Grammer)
.........

Chaud: Sphira's favorite languages to learn:
(note: Saphira does not know much)(YET)
---Russian
---Japanese
---Sanskrit
.........

!NOTE! for those people out there that are scysafrentic---
(spelled wrong :( )

---& think that Saphira Ice Maiden is some sort of terrorist, your absolutly 100 right---

Na, sadly--- yet thankfully--- she NOT REALLY TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
(Saphira: * smirk * I already have!)

It was something her insane sister (mentioned breifly in the sickness above) and her have come up with because (one reason) She gets a LITTLE to controling and become a 'violent little person' at times (not injuring any one, just sending them to the tickle doungens):).... she does like to be titled "Future Ruler Of The Univers" though...

Chaud: SO IF YOU LIKE YOUR LIKE LIFE (and even if you don't) DON'T SAY THAT SAPHIRA ICE MAIDEN IS NOT THE FUTURE RULER OF THE UNIVERS!... please...

Riku: ...yeah, she get's REALLY into it.... A.A.

LuLu: C: the great Riku cryz!!!

Riku: *glare*

LuLu: ---Favorite animal:
---kittys

Riku: Favorite kitty breed (s)

---devon rex
---Ragdoll
---Russian Blue
---Havana Brown
---Forest Cat

(yes, I purposefully spelled KITTYS wrong)
......

other favorites...
---bunnies (*shudders* monty python.....)
---white tigers
---tigers
---black panthers

Riku: Mystical:
---Dragons
---Cerberus

favorite weather:
(yes alot of info, but we're bored though, so tough...)

---LOTS of snow
---REALLY warm weather
.....

Some songs that I like:

---Cold
---Rumors
---Beautiful soul
---Headstrong
---I hate everything about you
---Unwell
---My Immortal
---Someday
---I'd do anything
---Welcoeme to my life
---Bring me to life
---Jesus Walks (maybe)
(anything from Beethoven, pretty much)
---Dive
---Down
---Break Away
---Never Let You Go
---Where Is The Love?
---Predictable

Saphira's favorite kind of music
(not just Rock or punk, those actualllply DOWN on the list)

Riku & Chaud: Video games she is/has played, & ones she wants to:
---The Legend Of Dragoon

---.Hack//sign (series)

---Devil May Cry

---Beyblade

---Grandai 1

---Grandai 2

---Final Fantisy (series) (REALLY -wants to)

---Kingdom hearts
Riku: because of ME.

Chaud: NO, because of the GAME.

Riku: Keep dreaming minion.

Chaud: *glarez*
--- RayMan

Quotes:

Come, Token, and remember, it doesn’t matter who wins, it matters who wins three times in a row----- South Park

You know, Garrett, some times I wonder if you have an alternate life. You know, the one where you’re NOT following me around like a lovesick puppy------Dreyci

I know what you are! You’re nothing but a gas station hot dog mixed with some pain medication!-------

Yeah, bring him, that’s what minimum security is all about---- (unknown)

Sometimes, I am known to use my girlfriend’s my little pony in the shower------ Joey Tack

Hey, you want us to get out and push?

I

I like the getting out part, that would help!------ (unknown)

See, what I DO want you to do is * sigh * …. Go away. J---- Seventh Heaven

This is an endeavor; I am endeavoring to take one on, and that takes entire concentration--- General Hospital

I am as weak as a tiny baby rabbit!---- Goki (Binh-chan as)

If this isn't an advertisment for birth control, I don't know what is------ Leo (Bloody August's step-brother)

Come Token, and remember, it doesn’t matter who wins, it matters who wins three times in a row------ South Park

Hey, you want us to get out and push?

I

I like the getting out part; that would help! ------ (unknown)

I’ll arrest you.

I

For what?

I

I haven’t decided yet.------ Seventh heaven

I have always admired you uncanny ability to deliver mail----- Lone Tiger

Yeah, bring him, that’s what minimum security is all about---- (unknown)

I know what you are! You’re nothing but a gas station hotdog mixed with pain medication!----- Life With Jim

This is an endeavor. I am endeavoring to take one on, and it takes entire concentration---- General Hospital

Marry had a little lamb, it’s fleece was really smelly----(unknown)

It’s addictively tranquil ----- Miss Shauna

I’m ok, concrete broke my fall---- Dr. Dolittle 2

You know what I would like you to do? Just * sigh * … go away J--- Seventh Heaven

It’s not whether you win, it’s whether you’re poisoned kidnapped or eaten.

To travel hopefully, is a better thing than to arrive--- Robert Louis Stevenson

“Foul play” is an expression which here means “ an unwatchable performance of a very bad script performed by talentless actors

Posing as a villain is bad, but a villain posing is much worse

Good actors steal the show; bad actors steal everything else

When perused by friends like these, who needs enemies?

Smile for the talking sock puppet----- Ed, Edd and Eddy

A smile is the most convincing disguise of all, especially when combined with a fake moustache.

They’re a bunch of old people; that flock to pancake breakfasts--- they don’t care!--- Tiffany

Blondes do it better… Blondes have more fun!---- Jenny Lee

I will not kill the Jellybean king---- Miss_Universallyinsane

Damn (you) arsenic---- Bloody August

I live in my own little world, but literally--- Bloody August

Oh, no, now I will never be left alone, I shall always be haunted by the color pink!—Nikki

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my sister: what AARREE you doing ** !!!!!?????

me: Ehhhhhhh, trying to see if bones bend.

My sister: WHAT!?!

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my sister: swim little person, swim!!!!

Me: ya * scoff *…. In just a matter of moments you will be eaten alive by your boyfriend…..

My sister: ……….. (starts laughing uncontrollably)

Me: (confused) what? ... *starts laughing*

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(doing spelling)

My sister: what?

me: I... thought... you said, "blooded the suger"

my sister: huh?

me: (shrugs)

my siter: ...... K!

me: (looks confused.)

she'ss add more later (yes I know that has already been stated)
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my sister: see blood run, blood runs fast, RUN BLOOD, RUN!

Saphira: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!

Saphira's sister : (stops jumping around like she's at the "super bowl" er-something)

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(later the next day, while she is playing the " The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers", game.

Saphira's sister: look at THAT!

Saphira: hee, hee, uh, yaaaaaa.... *inwardly groaninf*

Saphira's sister: DIIIIEEEE!

Saphira:* sigh ** snicker *

Saphira's siter:
*starts laughing*

Saphira: ..... *starts laughing*

Saphira's sister:
(still laughing)

Saphira: see guts fly, guts fly far, fly guts, fly!

Saphira's sister:
(laughing like, ehhhh, never mind)

Saphira:
ehhh... * starts laughing *
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Ken: please note that Saphira really IS a nice person,

Chaud: ---just not one that you want to tick off :)

Ken: there ya go!

Saphira: * huggles Chaud *

Ken: when'd YOU get here!?!?!?!

Saphira: * glare * I just wanted to make sure you two weren't making me seam nice & pathetic.

Chaud: ... "guts fly far"... nope, I don't think they'll get THAT idea...

Saphira:
...that's the end for now...