-Beware The Rubber Duckies-

stomps angrily and glares

If I ever, EVER again unknowingly waste my precious time reading another freaking Mary-Sue fic in the H/D catagory thinking that it is, in fact, and H/D fic (until like the tenth chapter), I swear on my own flipping life that I will go crazy on every single one of those stupid, immature little retards who think Harry/OC(girl) and Draco/OC(girl) are "like, totally the bomb". I also swear that I will torture them with slash fics and make them write the line "I will always put Mary-Sue fics in the "all characters" catagory and I will never shame the H/D section again" a trillion times.

That said...

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Ta ta!

Truly,
Bella