Here is my profile, the one and only chance to get to know me a little better. Well, maybe not "only," but... you know!

Name: Angela

Sex: Female

Age: 18

Birthday: October 11, 1990

Sign: Libra (Moon: Cancer; Ascendant: Sagittarius)

Country: USA

State: Washington

Height: 5'3''

Weight: 120 lbs

Description: Short and somewhat small , blue eyes, fair skin, blond wavy/curly hair that has a life of its own, and... flat feet. Flat feet PWNS YOUR MOM, last time I checked. :B

Words to describe me: Imaginatave, sweet, spacy, defensive, creative, loyal, silly, weird, procrastinating, accepting, dedicated, egotistical, respectful, peace-loving, easygoing, sensitive, random, short-tempered, stubborn, spazztic, honest, far-fetched, optimistic.

Words opposite of me: Unforgiving, unaccepting, spiteful, narrow-minded, motivated, ignorant, uncultured, practical.

Pets: A mentally unstable cat named Annie, a psychotic dog named Cindy, my betta fishes named Sweetie, Sheila, and Tia, two swordtail fish named Tang and Tropicana, a corydora catfish named Tastemaker, and several chickens. My pick of the litter is named Ducky and she is prone to enigmatic and spontaneous chicken seizures. :) Don't forget my brother. I always neglect to take him on walks. We might be getting a new dog, soon. He's another Boston Terrier with a brindle coat. It's pretty exciting.

School: Kentlake High School

Occupation: None.

Hobbies: Singing, gaming, music, writing, animals and the study of them, swimming (even though I suck at it :'D), fanfiction, role playing, cosplaying, taking walks with my dog, anime, reading books/manga, performing arts, astrology, and learning languages and culture (mostly Japanese).

Music: I listen to many wide selections of music. I love music, whether I'm singing it, playing it, or listening to it. I'm into all kinds, so I can't really put a label on what I like. You could be seeing something like Three Days Grace on my playlist, then turn around and the next thing you see is Aqua. The only kinds I don't really rock to are hip-hop, rap, most country, and screamo.

Favorite Anime, Manga or Games: Naruto, Fire Emblem, Chobits, the Mother series, Gravitation, Azumanga Daioh, Death Note, Pokemon, The Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Zombie Loan, Guitar Hero, Super Mario, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, Kid Icarus, and Full Metal Alchemist. Watch out. I get into fandoms. Hence why you see me on a fanfiction site. So we're all friends here, amirite? Daw. You can say I'm a worthless freak, but I'll probably tell you otherwise. ):

Favorite Genres: Romance, Humor, Horror, Action/Adventure, Drama, Angst.

Favorite Foods: I like smoked salmon, cupcakes, sandwiches, ice cream, and tomatoes. Oh, and I absolutely LOOOOVE sushi! I'm an oriental food fan. Oh, and Subway is good too I guess.

Favorite Flower: White Lillies. Purity. Roses are good, too. They smell sweet and represent love and passion.

Favorite Animals: Dogs and wolves (mainly canines), birds (especially the falcon, just a majestic and swift bird), and sharks, which are the embodiment of love, and I refuse to listen to your logic.

Favorite Colors: ALL OF THEM. SHUT UP, YES I CAN.

Favorite Holiday: New Years

Favorite Season: Summer

Favorite TV Shows: Deal or No Deal, Heroes, My Name Is Earl, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Sasuke, and The Office. Haha, I also wub animal planet sometimes, what can I say? X3

AIM Screenname: MoonlitAngel007. Talk to me sometime if we have some things in common! I also have MSN. Just use my e-mail for that one.

Things I dislike/hate: PREJUDICE, rap and hiphop culture, bad roleplayers who have NO grasp on the character they rp (and refuse to admit it), chavnastic pigs, GENDER STEREOTYPING, bad anime dubs, NARROW-MINDED PEOPLE, oppresion, getting sick, cliques at school, RASH ASSUMPTIONS, mary sues, phases, homophobia, wangst, STEREOTYPING, abuse, radical conservatives, preps who are proud of their disgusting image, HOMOPHOBIA, IGNORANCE, bad grades, crazy religious crusaders, or EARACHES.

95 percent of the teen population has been exposed to alochol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

That's some stuff you can know me by. I'd like to become anyone's friend; just drop me an e-mail or even better, an IM. Also, I am willing to beta any fanfiction you may have. If English is your second language or you have trouble with punctuation and/or grammar, description, word choice, etc., I'll be happy to lend you a hand and be hired free of any charge or catch.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could
adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

STORY STATS

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

Status: Progressing, chapter in session

Hold on, guys. The 17th chapter is being formed from all the epic portions fo my brain matter. Please continue to hold tight to your breeches and remain seated until the turbulance has stopped. Thank you.

Stuck With You

Status: Progressing, being worked on slowly; almost finished.

Hee, surprisingly, this fanfic is loved by many people. That's great, since it's fun and easy to write. I'm working on it when I feel in the mood, but other then that... I don't know. ; I'm surprised I wrote for Banjo-Kazooie. Humor just works really good for that old game, I guess. This one is also on hiatus. I can't seem to wolf down so many fanfictions at once! ; At least it's almost done, as there are few contestants left standing. I updated this recently in June after a year's hiatus or so. Sorry guys, and I'm sorry if the chapter wasn't up to expectations, because when you live under a rock for a year or so, things tend to get weird. But hey, that new game coming out looks pretty wicked. I know I'll get around to this.

The Hiccups

Status: Finished (One Shot)

This is of course completed, and I'm not too happy with my work on it. It was my first posted, after all. I know it was short, but it was a one-shot after all. Just a little humor one I put up about Osaka's hiccups. However, just recently I upgraded it a bit for the second time, to show a little more detail. Not too much, but a little bit. Yeah.

Mend My Heart

Status: Finished (One Shot)

I made this before Valentine's Day. It is my first Romance fic. I wasn't originally going to put this one up, I wrote it for my sister. However, I am very pleased with my work, and thanks to my reviewer Michael DePalma, I changed my fanfic for the better. Now it flows more smoothly and has more detail,which is wonderful. Thanks Michael! Sad thing is, there's not that many reviews. I guess EB fanfiction isn't that popular, or looked at. ;_; Ah well. It was fun to write.

Under The Lights

Status: Finished (One Shot)

It felt so good to write this one directly from my heart for all you RoyxZelda fans out there like me. Though actually, I'm not really what you'd call a fan; it just looked nice in my head at the moment. This pairing isn't done enough, though, and it's only fair that they deserve some fanfiction. I just felt inspired by watching all the glorious sparks and explosions in the sky on Independance Day, and for some reason unknown, I felt like writing. I'm glad I did, as I am proud of this work of art.

Mirror Image

Status: Progressing, many chapters finished and waiting to be uploaded.

Strangely, this fanfic was a dream I had. When I finally lifted my eyelids to greet the new day, I rushed to the computer and typed what I remembered. Of course, I only dreamed the first and a bit of the second, but it was all so depressing and interesting that I just had to create it! I like the way it is. This one is fun to write, and it is almost finished. I seem to like playing emotional roles, which makes the story more exciting. So far I've got at least up to 23 done, but 21 uploaded. Hint: FLUFFY STUFF:D OMG LOVE TRIANGLES! Teehee! ~ Wow, I'm ghey. It seems to me Poo and Paula undertones in a relationship are not done at all. Needzmoar.

Missing!

Status: Just beginning.

This was just another little humorous fic I whipped up, but this time it will contain chapters. Of course, Yomi is missing something essential, and who else but Tomo decides to volunteer to be a detective? I bet she'll suck. XD Well, we'll see how this ends up, but of course, only I know. Kagura has been annoyed... what could possibly be next? (Will I even continue this thing? Gaaaah so busy. ;_;) On hiatus.

Grocery Store Mayhem

Status: Finished. (One-shot)

Ah, this started out as a humor fic based on my own retardedness at the grocery store, but I gave it a cute little twist where Shuichi is in danger. Awwww, gotta love those. Cuz' then Yuki's there to protect him! I like the way it turned out, but I just edited all the "uke" descriptives out of it. I know what it means, and now that I realize it, that's a little too sexual to be describing a normal setting. So bye-bye, uke! Since I used the description of "uke" I wonder why I didn't use seme? Maybe it's because I don't use it for Yuki often. Oh well.

Importance

Status: Finished. (One-shot)

This was rather enjoyable to write. Left me with a warm feeling. I may continue to write for GaaLee, but I think more people like Lee playing the more dominant role. However, I beg to differ, so if that's what you prefer, just don't even read. Yes, the only dissapointment in this jewel made of text is that they were racing down the river of love too fast. ; I just had to add some lurve at the end, and yes, this relationship wasn't given much thought in this fanfic. Take where it goes... it could have failed or it could have blossomed.

Who's Insane Now?

Status: Progressing

I like this one idea a lot. XD It happened as me and my sister were talking while folding clothes. We talked about what would happen if Kankurou began talking to the clothes he was folding and Temari was just staring at the obscenity, then it grew into him talking to Gaara's bear and getting completely mauled. Don't ask. I decided to write something humorous about it afterwards. :3 I really need to continue it! Chapter 7 is on paper and in a process.

Dark Telescope Eyes

Status: Progressing

A love triangle. :3 Neji and Gaara both after Lee... how nice. I think. cough Anyway, I also liked writing this out so far... it has a plan for later as well. Chapter 4 is in the making but hasn't been worked on in a while.

Where Are My Petals?

Status: Progressing

This fanfic was kind of dedicated to my friend, who is a yuri fan. Unfortunately, she is pretending I don't exist at the moment and thinks I intentionally hurt her, but I'm still writing it for her anyway. I like this pairing, too, even though she doesn't like Naruto at all. It's not her thing. Basically, this is going to be close to a dark plot... a bit of a shadow, but there will be heaping spoonfuls of drama, enough to feed a hungry soap opera. I like the creative juices flowing for this one... though I need to get back to the poor fanfictions I havem't bothered to update. DX They need to be helped, and I need to stop procrastinating. I just lost a lot of inspiration due to the lack of creativity for them.

Sudden Zoophobia

Status: Finished; One-Shot

Maybe I should have put chapters to this one... xD; Ah well, it's good and long. Inspired by my trip to Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium. It was just kind of a crack thing, but I had so much fun writing it. Some instances were real, like the man hitting the tank and saying, "Bad shark!" and the man feeding fish. Same goes for the fish named Larry and the gibbon I saw there, and... the repetitive walruses. DX Many of the sharks were real, and I can say I wish I really saw Kisame there. I think I have many fans now... they all want my babies. :is raped:

Starstruck

Status: Finished; One-Shot

My inspiration from the back of my mind, in which I had thought about this a long time ago, how Sasori and Deidara's art styles match up with the stars. They're pretty like them, too. :3 Stars both explode and last forever. I think it symbolizes them, and they symbolize it. Much fun to write; only took a night and a day. Damn, I have catching up to do for my other fictions. XD; I'm just nervous about them.

Don't Look Down

Status: Unfinished

My first KanKiba fic. X3 one of my OTPs. This one hasn't yet gone to its feet, but it will. I have actually had this in my documents for quite a while now; then I decided to share it. Like, "Aw, what the heck, I'll put it up." This pairing needs moar love, anyway. It's actually pretty good now that its plot is fleshed out more. I recently got chapter 2 finished and uploaded, and I think I did this maybe a month ago. But that was good considering I hadn't worked on it in a while.

Cry Blood

Status: Unfinished; chapter 7 in process

Yes. OTP again. X3 I think this fanfic is attached to my soul. Well, it was fun to write, and I began it with the ocean in my heart, so that's where it stays, and that's why the setting is as it is. Hopefully it will turn out... -pets it- Though this is also a distraction for anything else that needs to get done. -_- The plot appears to be something it is not at first, and it excites me with all the action that has been taking place. I love Kisame and Itachi. However, I began to notice a flaw in the chatacerization of Itachi, because I often forget just how much of a powerhouse he really is when it comes to the potential of his techniques. Ah well. I honestly wish he wasn't so obsessed with Sasuke V_V

No Right to Remain Silent

Status: Finished; one-shot

I was hit by a jolt of inspiration and this one actually got onto paper and fleshed out into my laptop while I was on my vacation in Arizona. I guess Arizona kind of reminds me of SasoDei. So this was perfect and I was very pleased with the results, and now it is even attached to my soul, so I hope it is enjoyed.

Brewing Trouble

Status: Unfinished; slight hiatus

To complete more chapters in this fanfiction, I'm required more gaming experience. After all, this is going to have many parodies and spoofs of other games, and I don't have enough experience in areas I should. But it really is a fun piece of humor genre. It's going to be enjoyable, I just know it. The lot of smashers working inside of a cafe... I've gotta say, I love the crack!verse of the SSB games way too much. xD;

Embrasure

Status: Unfinished; proceeding nicely

My first Fire EMblem fic here. I like it a lot, personally. There's a theme in it all and it is dedicated to one of my favorite pairings, Rolf and Shinon. Despite the angst in it that is so big it can cover a wooly mammoth no problem, it's still... lovely? Obviously my descriptions have gone down the drain. But you'll see.