BoomChish's theory on fanbrats who can't accept any criticism: Ooh, poor widdle baybeez... were the big mean boys too rough on you? Want your Froot Loops and your sippy cup now? ... Seriously guys, if you can't take criticism at all, don't post in a public forum where EVERYONE has free reign to poke at you. Deal with it. I have more respect for a new author who's willing to accept criticism at all angles and improve than a fanbrat who, just because s/he gets a buttload of reviews, thinks they're the greatest shit since toilet paper. You're NOT. Get over yourself.

... Ah fanbrats. Firstly, it's not that I'm better than any of you... I just know more.

Why?

Well, because I shut up when someone tells me something and pay attention... it's called learning, everybody should do it.

I don't flap my gums for the sound of my own voice... believe it or not... I do it so people can actually improve their stories.

Maybe kids these days are too lazy to want to improve?