Hey! My name is Alex. I co-wrote a partial story with a friend once, a Crossing Jordan fic, but now I mostly lurk around, reading and reviewing other people's stories. If anyone needs a beta or proof reader, let me know. I'd be glad to try and help out! My favorite fics to read are House (Huddy, Hameron, and House/13! Woo!) and Harry Potter, but I also read ER fics sometimes. There's also a series, the Phantom Stallion, that I like to read fics about but it's not as popular. I've also read fics that were in the marching band section and Friends, although those were a looooooooooong time ago.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...(and your high in life is when a new epi of your favorite show is on)...

If you think you are random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever ramble, like I am now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that your best friend's boyfriend is staring because he likes you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to become a doctor based solely on your obsession of a certain TV show, copy and paste this into your profile. DR. HOUSE:3 nya!

If you have fallen where there was a 'watch your step' sign copy this into your profile.

If you have tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you were ever caught singing in the shower copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree copy this into your profile.

If you are all around clumsy...well you know the rest!