Hmmm...

What can I tell you that you probably won't learn from my journal?

My favorite song comes from my favorite scene in my favorite movie.

As The World Falls Down by David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth

My favorite color is pink

It's rather hard for me to convy my thoughts into a sentence or paragraph that someone outside of my mind would understand, but I try to do that to the best of my ability.

I used to be a freaking AWESOME Clarient player (first chair baby) but I quit when my parents kept trying to push me to join marching band, symphonic band, AND jazz band AND play lacrosse AND field hockey in high school

I play a MEAN defense.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anything to do with Philadelphia sportswise. Phillies, Flyers

EAGLES

And I have an huge crush on the Eagles' middle line backer, Stewart Bradley...with his baby blue eyes, soft looking brown hair...them muscles...

Sorry about that.

If you wanna know anything else, just read my journal. :D

Random Little Tidbits

If you feel like it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (This happens quite frequently... and I wear glasses people!)

Character gives us qualities, but it is in actions - what we do - that we are happy or the reverse...All human happiness and misery take the form of action.

- Aristotle

Never throw up on an editor.

- Ellen Datlow

EBERT'S LAW

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!

Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law.

For you people who think that one needs to be a writer to give concrit. Really, if one has his novel reviewed harshly in a newspapers, will he sue the author of the critic and tell him: "WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WRITE YOUR OWN NOVEL!"

No. He wouldn't.

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Pairings

Likes:

Christian/Satine- Moulin Rouge

Elinor/Edward- Sense and Sensibility
Marianne/Colonel Brandon- Sense and Sensibility

Ron/ Hermione- Harry Potter ( Dude, I knew they were gonna get together from the get go!)
James/ Lily- Harry Potter (Rather obvious)

Hates:

Draco/ Hermione- (It's not the flirty hate, it's the bitch I'm gonna kill you hate)
Ginny/ Harry- (GOD THEY PISS ME OFF! One minute she's obsessed with him, then she's practically stalking him, then she lets off, then when he finally gets it through his thick head that she likes him, she doesn't want anything to do with him anymore, then they get together in the most cheesy romantic-y novel way gag then he can't be with her cause it's too dangerous. OMG SHOOT ME NOW)
Dean/ Ginny- (Dean is waaaaaay too cool for Ginny)
Draco/ Harry- (Ok, I'm not against gay people but, no.)
Fred/ George- (Twincest is wrong!! THE TWINS AGREE TOO!! http://www.phelps-twins.com/Gallery/albums/Bilder/C4/C4_(10).jpg)
Harry/ Hermione- (No)
Anyone/ Ginny- (I just really don't like her at all)

Pet Peeves

Fics that aren't possible

People that poke me constantly (I understand I'm abnormaly ticklish! KNOCK IT OFF)

FANGIRLS

Check out my Original Stories at http://www.fictionpress.com/u/547086/

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To Anyone Who Still Holds Onto The Hope That Stephenie Meyer Will Finish Midnight Sun;

Good lord. I am studying Criminal Psychology and really, all this book would do is help me understand why Serial Killers exist and what makes them act the way that they do. Heck, maybe it'll even help some new ones pop up and help me on my thesis, I dunno. But I really don't care to see Edward's point of view on a book I already own. She probably wasn't even going to finish it in the first place. Get over yourself and stop stroking her ego, this is exactly what she wants. Positive criticism, pathetic fangirls with nothing better to do than spit shine her shoes and kiss her ass.

To All The Twilight Fangirls Who Make Me Want To Vomit;

I'm a 19 year old female college student and am digusted with the series. First, Edward is not Mr. Perfect and I'll get to that in a minute. Bella is not this century's Joan of Arc. For Christ's sake, Stephenie Meyes is not the second coming!

If you guys actually read between the lines, you'll notice how stupid Bella is and how over-posessive Edward is.

Exibit A) Eclipse- Edward disables Bella's car so she cannot go visit her best friend (WHAT?!)

Exibit B) MS- Edward watches her sleep (before they start dating). Edward brings WD-40 so the window doesn't squeak so he can watch Bella sleep (shudders That's beyond creepy)

"I tried the window, and it was not locked, though it stuck due to long disuse. I slid it slowly aside, cringing at each faint groan of the metal frame. I would have to find some oil for next time..." (Woah woah woah, what?!)

Exibit C) Eclipse- Edward has his sister kidnap Bella so she cannot go visit her best friend

Exibit D) MS- Edward nearly passes out with "emotion" when Carlisle runs his fingers through Bella's hair to check for a concussion and catches her when she gets dizzy. (OK WHAT?! Jealouso much dude?)

Exibit E) MS- "Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker." HE IS TOO A STALKER, HE SAID IT HIMSELF! Dude, admission much?

Exibit F) MS- He kept the bottle cap from her drink at lunch! (what is he, a 13 year old girl crushing on the Varsity quarterback?)

Exibit G) MS- ""Where do you think you're going?" I was almost angry that she was leaving me. I hadn't had enough time with her. She couldn't go, not yet." (Yeah Edward's not abusive, don't know why that thought occured)

Exibit H) MS- Edward goes around stalking Bella as best he can on Monday because it's sunny and the he can't go to school, and he watches Mike ask Bella out to dinner "I accidentally uprooted the young spruce tree my hand was resting on when he pinched a strand of her hair between his fingers." (Someone needs to meditate. Repeat after me; GOOSFRABA)

He is so insecure about himself! I swear Midnight Sun is worse than an angsty teen's blog!

I'm done commenting about Edwancho's creepy stalkerness...

FLAME ON BITCHES!

This comment I got about my hating Twilight has to be my favorite;

"LissyCullen 1 week ago 1 point

If only we all could have a vampire!

And to all those haters, get a life. We can like whoever we want without your permission. And what the hell are you doing here anyways?"

WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I have to get a life? You're in love with a FICTIONAL character.

And don't feed me that crock about just being in love with his personality or his characteristics. If that was the case you'd saty, "I'm in love with the IDEA of Edward Cullen." Not, and I shiz you not I have actually heard this quote, "DAMMIT EDWARD WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL?!"

If you love the creepy stalker so much, go down to your local penitentary...I'm sure they'd be happy to give you one of your own.

Found this, made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself:

"EBERT'S LAW

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!

Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law.

For you people who think that one needs to be a writer to give concrit. Really, if one has his novel reviewed harshly in a newspapers, will he sue the author of the critic and tell him: "WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WRITE YOUR OWN NOVEL!"

No. He wouldn't."

Maybe Stephenie Meyer should follow Ebert's Law...

Don't know what I'm talking about?

In a recent interview, the interviewer asked Stephenie Meyer how she felt about the backlash occured after Breaking Dawn dropped.

She said that if the readers didn't like the ending, to write their own novel.

I'm buying your piece of crap.

Write an ending that is consistant with the storyline.

Then again, Stephenie Meyer has a problem with consistancy doesn't she?

1) In New Moon, Jacob says Sam and his gang were paying a lot of attention to Embry before he became a werewolf (presumably anticipating his transformation).
In Breaking Dawn everyone was surprised when Embry became a werewolf because everyone assumed his father was from the other reservation.

2) In Twilight Bella can't stand the smell / sight of blood.
In New Moon she about faints when Carlisle has to sew her up after the whole Jazz fiasco.
In Eclispe she can't even look at Carlisle as he tinkers with her broken hand.
But in Breaking Dawn all of a sudden she can't wait to suck down a sippy cup full of O Negative goodness.

3) So Bella's all smart and all (Yeah! I can totally do this lab, because, like, I did it in my AP class in Phoenix! Go me!) and suddenly she's going to flunk out of Dartmouth (oh, Edward, my sparkly dazzle husband, HELP MEEEEEEE!)?!

4) After the James attack, when Bella is in the hospital, how long was she unconscious? And when she looks into Edwards eyes, what color are they? THey should be red because he had consumed a bunch of human blood.

5) Vamps can't have babies - wait, no, what?

6) Jacob & pack are werewolves...until BD in which we learn they are shapeshifters.

7) Where the heck did that sippy in BD come from?

8) The Volturi know all about the vamp world but they had no idea that for well over 100 years there were half-vamp creatures that Alice finds because they are invisible in a matter of weeks.

9) If vampires never age and it takes 9 months for a human baby to fully develop why would human/vampire hybrid baby develop in 1 month? where is the logic in THAT? Since vampires never age but humans do combining the inability to age with the ability to age it would make more sense to have the baby develop more slowly. how do go you from that to: never age + ability to age = ages FREAKING FAST!

10) Aro should have already known that there were werewolves in Forks/LaPush. Alice knew about Jacob and the pack before they went to Italy. Aro mindmelded with Alice so the weres would have shown up there, not how many but their existence. So they should not have been a surprise.

11) How about the change being soooooooooooooooooo bad but Bella (whiny, bratty, freaks the heck out when James bites her once, Bella) is perfectly still and silent?!

12) And remember the newborn year? The time that is so terrible that Victoria actually used an army of newborns to try to take out the Cullens? The time that was supposed to over take Bella in every way? And then... NOTHING. Nothing at all.

13) What about how Edward was soooooooooooooo afraid of killing her during sex, and then when he DOES bruise the crap out of her he still goes back for more? Riiiiiiiight.

14) Speaking of sex: Bella is like a SOAP BUBBLE to him, right? (SM's words.) Now... either the sex was REALLY bad or Bella should have been impaled through and through. And if they are that cold... what does that mean for her? Or did they use lots and lots of KY Warming liquid?

15) And since they can't kiss open mouthed b/c all his venom needs is one tiny point of entry- why didn't cashing in her V-card cause Bella to start her change due to the sparkly weiner venom?

16) WHY was Jasper and the rest of the crew totally calm and chill while Bella's drinking sippy cups-o- blood?

17) Humans and vamps don't have sex because humans are all soap bubbly and breakable, except now we learn that Tanya and her sisters have been out getting their tramp on with humans for a couple of centuries.

18) Bella hates attention so much. She is flat out pissed that Mike and Tyler and the rest of the world are in love with her. But when Edward loves her, she loves him right back. She loves him before they have any interaction.

19) Shouldn't Bella have disappeared from Alice's sight the second she got preggo, not when she realized she was knocked up? And shouldn't Alice have seen Bella disappearing before they ever even had sex?

20) And how is it possible that neither Edward or Carlisle thought about the dangers of Edward's venom spooge? It's not like they didn't know he wasn't going to leave a deposit... Don't you think that the guy who did DNA testing on Jacob would take a few minutes and check out what's in the love juice to ensure Bella's safety?

21) As for the DNA- 23 chromosomes +25 = 24? WHAT?!

22) There are scars on Jasper's face I thought he was described in New Moon or Eclipse as having scars criss-cross only on his arms and neck not his face.

Those are all the ones that these fine folks: http://www.amazon.com/Just-play-Favorite-Little-Inconsistency/forum/Fx1GAA6GYWX8459/TxPG08TG66C32S/1/ref=cm_cd_ef_tft_tp?5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=031606792X have found.

~Galow (Resident Darksider)