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since: 05-05-04, id: 584574
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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Inheritance Cycle.
Hey, Mutant Goldfish here, drabbler extraordinare. If, for some inscructable reason, you want to know more about me, here are my favorites:

Books: Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, The Wish List, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Chonicles of Narnia, Eragon, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Wicked, and of course, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Angels in the Outfield, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribean, Napeolen Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, O Brother, Where Art Thou? and anything by Miyzaki.

Shows: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Mythbusters, FullMetal Alchemist and Bleach.

Misc: the Beatles, Green Day, Broadway plays and Dilbert.

Thank you and have a nice spoon.

Favorite Quotes

“I reject your reality and subsitute it with my own!”
-Adam Savage, Mythbusters

“Your life remains at risk. You must leave Alexandria.”
“Quite impossible, Rekhyt, as you know. The Library is here.”
-Bartimaeus and Ptolemy, Ptolemy's Gate

“Nature is the Art of God.”
-James Philip Bailey

“You're never too old to start drinking? That's the wisdom you're imparting to your Padawan?”
-Olee Starstone, Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to
grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
-Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams

"Who says I want to fit in?"

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1. The Vader Vingettes! » reviews
Vader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-24-06
2. Sith Don't Eat Sandwiches reviews
Darth Plagueis the Wise had one other apprentice, aside from Sidious. Unfortunatly, he was a moron. Oneshot. R&R!
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
3. Phobia » reviews
Monologues by different characters explaining their phobia. Rather dark humor, but humorous all the same.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 12-3-05
4. Karaoke Night » reviews
After a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 2-15-06
5. Land of Fire reviews
Song parody of Boondocks by Little Big Town on Zuko's feelings at the end of Zuko Alone. R&R!
Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06
6. The Boy Who Fell reviews
An alternate universe oneshot where Voldemort Oblivates Harry in the final battle to turn him evil. R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 4-25-06
7. Rebels reviews
Jet meets Saint Jimmy of Green Day's American Idiot. Drabble, oneshot. R&R!
Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06
8. Evil Eragon reviews
Rated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.
Complete - Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-19-06 - Published: 2-19-06
9. My Djinni & Me reviews
A Ptolemy's Gate song parody of My Blanket and Me from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. R&R!
Complete - Bartimaeus Trilogy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-15-06
10. Star Wars Song Parodies » reviews
A Star Wars version of pouplar songs. Currently playing: Ben Kenobi, based on Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles!
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 11-12-05
11. Wake Me Up When The Summer Ends reviews
A parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends from Zuko's point of view. R&R!
Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-05
12. Gollum's Guide to Insanity » reviews
What really happened when Aragorn had caught Gollum and was taking him to Mirkwood? Short, insane and out of charater. You've been warned. R&R!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 9-19-05
13. And You Want Him to be King of Gondor? reviews
A short, sweet story about Aragorn's childhood with Elrond. Slightly sickening amounts of cuteness. R&R!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05
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