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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Inheritance Cycle. Books: Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, The Wish List, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Chonicles of Narnia, Eragon, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Wicked, and of course, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Movies: Angels in the Outfield, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribean, Napeolen Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, O Brother, Where Art Thou? and anything by Miyzaki. Shows: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Mythbusters, FullMetal Alchemist and Bleach. Misc: the Beatles, Green Day, Broadway plays and Dilbert. Thank you and have a nice spoon. Favorite Quotes “I reject your reality and subsitute it with my own!” “Your life remains at risk. You must leave Alexandria.” “Nature is the Art of God.” “You're never too old to start drinking? That's the wisdom you're imparting to your Padawan?” "Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to "Who says I want to fit in?" | |||||||
1. The Vader Vingettes! » reviewsVader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-24-06 - Darth V.2. Sith Don't Eat Sandwiches reviewsDarth Plagueis the Wise had one other apprentice, aside from Sidious. Unfortunatly, he was a moron. Oneshot. R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-06 - Complete3. Phobia » reviewsMonologues by different characters explaining their phobia. Rather dark humor, but humorous all the same.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 12-3-054. Karaoke Night » reviewsAfter a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 2-15-065. Land of Fire reviewsSong parody of Boondocks by Little Big Town on Zuko's feelings at the end of Zuko Alone. R&R!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-06 - Zuko - Complete6. The Boy Who Fell reviewsAn alternate universe oneshot where Voldemort Oblivates Harry in the final battle to turn him evil. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete7. Rebels reviewsJet meets Saint Jimmy of Green Day's American Idiot. Drabble, oneshot. R&R!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-06 - Jet - Complete8. Evil Eragon reviewsRated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-19-06 - Complete9. My Djinni & Me reviewsA Ptolemy's Gate song parody of My Blanket and Me from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. R&R!Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-06 - Complete10. Star Wars Song Parodies » reviewsA Star Wars version of pouplar songs. Currently playing: Ben Kenobi, based on Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 11-12-0511. Wake Me Up When The Summer Ends reviewsA parody of Wake Me Up When September Ends from Zuko's point of view. R&R!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-05 - Zuko - Complete12. Gollum's Guide to Insanity » reviewsWhat really happened when Aragorn had caught Gollum and was taking him to Mirkwood? Short, insane and out of charater. You've been warned. R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 9-19-05 - Aragorn & Gollum - Complete13. And You Want Him to be King of Gondor? reviewsA short, sweet story about Aragorn's childhood with Elrond. Slightly sickening amounts of cuteness. R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-20-05 - Aragorn & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete
