Name: Postalwahtie Dan, Postalwahtie, Lieutenant Dan, Waddles, Postalpoopy, Postawiggles, Postawiggly Woo Woo, Wiggles, Postaltwat, Dan da Man, Man da Dan, Denu, Dan-o, Daniel-san, Dan E Boi, He who makes love to many women, HENTAI, the one that got away, the one that was hard to get rid of, that guy, Sparky, Pyro, Gollum, Smeagol, Pervert, Georg Festrunk, Harry Caray, Matt Foley, Scholar 3, Willy Loman, Stanley the Waiter, Tevye, Felix Ungar, that Irish kid, Posto, Sir and many others that I have but can't remember...

Age:21

Location: Chicago, IL. However, due to my job, I'm becoming a gypsy.

Sex: Yes, I do like sex! Oh...wait, that wasn't the question. Um...the sex that has the dangly pants thing. Penis. Yeah.

Likes: Inuyasha, boozahol, scotch, whiskey, rum, tattoos, acting, movies, FIRE, anime, Celtic pride. Celt Punk/rock, skateboarding, punk rock, metal, CKY, HIM, Jimmy Buffett, poetry, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Tripod, my band, fire, writing, girls, sex, girls, Zippo lighters, Harley-Davidsons, Pontiacs, element skateboards and any situation that I can do something stupid, painful and entertaining. I also love doing improv, impersonations, accents and drinking to life and my health! A good cigar is also enjoyable every once and a while. I'm an aficianado, what can I say?

Dislikes: Mean people. religious rock bands, Jesus freaks, preps, poseurs, lack of manners, people who make fun of self-mutilators, people who make fun of people for no reason, military school, not being at home in Chicago, rap, wiggers, idiocy, marijuana and people who drink, smoke, do drugs, etc to be kool, people who listen to bubblegum punk (You poseurs know who you are), people who have no respect for the property and privacy of others, people who leave me flames for dumb reasons and lots of other shit.

Email: maxwell.murder.13@gmail.com

Marital Status: single

Favorite bands: CKY (Camp Kill Yourself), GG Allin, Less Than Jake, Lawrence Arms, Deals Gone Bad, Sleeping Under 47, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKING CASH Ring of fire, The Ratpack, Elvis Presley (The King!), Jimmy Buffett (Cheeseburger in paradise...), Rancid, Transplants, Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards

Religious preference: I used to be Christian, then pagan. Now, I'm just plain agnostic.

Sign: Leo

Occupation: Construction Worker