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since: 05-05-04, id: 584691, Profile Updated: 02-04-08
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Author has written 38 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Digimon, South Park, Fruits Basket, and High School Musical.

Hey, I'm Bernie. OK well I like slash pairings, why because this is fanfiction fiction as in not real and since I highly doubt any of this is what is really going to happen I like to read it. Anyway I love Harry Potter hence the name that my friend MrPaddietoes gave me. I also like reading slash fics from other genres like Yu-gi-oh, South Park, Everwood, Bigwolf on Campus, Xanth, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, vairety of other animes; lots of other things but mostly the first few just because of the variety. I'm very lazy at posting reviews and I'm sorry to any of you that I have read and did not review and how would you know who that is.

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"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession." -Joaquin Phoenix

"Are you sexually active; No I just lie there." ~Bess Reynolds

I'm currently doing a Big Table for fanfic100 on Livejournal, http://community.livejournal.com/fanfic100/profile for the Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Stan Pairing in the South Park Fandom. I would love to see more South Parkateers joining in on the action and filling the genre with a bunch of fiction. Here is a link to my table: http://flea-collar.livejournal.com/729.html

The Yahoo Darkshipping Group is accepting pictures and music suggestions for a slideshow. I'm putting a little plug on my profile to hopefully get people interested. I'm terrible at drawing or I would. Here's the link to the message: Darkshipping Thanks guys!

Update as of January 09, 2008: I have started doing this story mash contest, it's where authors can post new original stories or add new chapters to existing stories. I remember doing this in school, the teachers would give you a beginning and you could come up with the end. It's really fun and interesting so I'm going to leave a plug for it here. Story Mash Check it out!

I started a blog! I'm going to talk about my fanfics on it, and how they're coming, some of my plots etc. Comments are shiny. Visit me: Fiction Blog. http : // berniefiction. blogspot. com /

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1. Ice Prince » reviews
Sharpay and Ryan try out for the figure skating show. Ryan catches the eye of the ice hockey’s captain, but is he as really charming as he seems. Troy starts asks questions when he realizes that he might be jealous. Eventually Tryan
High School Musical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,681 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 2-25-08
2. Come Together
Mayor of New York, Eric Cartman is running for senate, but someone will do anything it will take to stop him from coming into power. Can Kyle, Kenny, and Stan help Cartman survive his campaign? Slash.
South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 11-12-08
3. Oh, Baby » reviews
Shariella, Tryan want to have families even though they’re in a homosexual relationship. A Troy/Sharpay baby, a Troy/Gabby and a Ryan/Gabby baby, and a Troy/Gabby/Sharpay baby?
High School Musical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 2-28-08
4. Fate's Wish » reviews
Touzokuou’s family is murdered. Only three he is forced to live a life wandering the street, but wait fate has other plans for him as a sex slave? Atem’s fate is to kill his father to protect the one he loves, the one he loves will be with his child. AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,066 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 9-23-07
5. Lucky Seven » reviews
The average person has seven partners in their life time. Kyle wants to be number seven he has 5 summers and 4 years to pull it off. Kenny’s in on the plan and has to help fill the big flaw in the plan. Main Pairing: KyleStan
South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 10-25-07
6. Happily Ever After reviews
Sequel to Once Upon a Time. Once Upon a Time the young prince, Bakura, married his beautiful wife, Ryou. They had a secret though, Ryou was a boy. It's been over a year, and people a looking at Ryou to produce the next heir, but that's impossible right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
7. That's the Way reviews
There was one thing in the world that James lived for; his father’s approval. How long will it take him to realize that he’s made a mistake. James/Sirius, James/Lily. AE of OotP
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
8. Stop the World reviews
Craig throws a party the same day as Cartman’s Birthday. Eric finds the prefect way to get revenge, but he soon finds that he cannot stop. Craig/Tweek, Stan/Kyle, and a kiss between Kyle and Tweek
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08
9. The Weekend of the guys » reviews
Slash rated sexual content. Ever since the first time in the digital world the guys have had a special weekend to bond, what exactly is so 'special' about this weekend. Chapter 3 redone!
Digimon - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 11-4-04
10. Marriage Binds » reviews
Slash! LuciusArthur There Weasley’s and Malfoy’s haven’t always hated each other it didn’t come from some long lost unnamed relative. Unknown to any of the present Weasley or Malfoy children Arthur and Lucius used to be more then just best friends
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,309 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 10-20-04
11. Hats reviews
Ryan Evans likes to wear hats. Troy likes that Ryan wears hats, he especially likes them when they're green. suggests slash. Troy/Ryan
Complete - High School Musical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-08
12. Fixed reviews
Kyle is broken. Stan can fix him. Can Kyle get better? Stan/Kyle, Warnings: gore, castration, slash
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,693 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-08
13. Christmas in South Park » reviews
It's a month before Christmas and all of South Park is in the mood. Kyle and Stan agree not to buy each other gifts, Cartman tells Santa that he sucks, Kenny gets a visit from Death, and Token holds God's second son in his womb? And much more.
South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 12-13-07
14. Places of the Heart » reviews
Stan wants to be thought of as his own person. Kyle thinks it's a conflict of interest to help him. KyleStan Prompt: And.
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-4-07
15. I Love You Too » reviews
Joey and Seto are expecting there second kid. With worries about comlications, pregnancy symptons, Dray's prejudice teacher it doesn't look like it's going to be as happy as the first pregnancy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,358 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 7-6-07
16. The Beginning » reviews
Kyle and Stan are just beginning a relationship when they’re told unnerving news, it may or may not be true, however it may or may not ruin the relationship. For the BDT .001
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-6-07
17. The Wedding » reviews
Engaged, and in college, the boys ask their families for help in planning their wedding. The help may not be all that helpful. StanKyle. Other pairings are undecided.
South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,315 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 9-6-07
18. When Dreams Don't End reviews
Ryou cannot win Pegasus's love, but he knows that someone before has, that's where the illusion begins, and ends. Pairing: A bit one sided PegasusRyou, Mentions of PegasusCecelia Warnings: Mentions of crossdressing, character deaths, Yaoi
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
19. Rubbers reviews
Kyle is finally ready to have sex. Stan isn’t prepared and like a good boy scout he wouldn’t do the act until he is. Fate seems to be against them. KyleStan
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 9-7-07
20. Soggy Biscuit reviews
Mainally PWP PlotWhatPlot Involves an emotionally distressed Kyle pinning over his missing boyfriend, everyone is trying to cheer him up, Butters suggests a game, Soggy Biscuit. Pairings: KyleStan, CartmanButters, ButtersKenny, KennyCartman,
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 9-7-07
21. Would You Still Love Me? » reviews
Kyle starts a round of what if scenarios. What happens when those scenarios really play out? What happens when they don’t? KyleStan.
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 7-29-07
22. Kool Aid reviews
Stan successfully distracts Kyle from a school project, but he doesn’t just want to makeout
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 7-5-07
23. Five Minutes reviews
Patiently waiting for school to be over just can't happen. After all Stan's in Earth Space Science. KyleStan implied
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07
24. Choices reviews
Regulus is Enlightened. He now makes his own choices. AU, Slash, Regulus, SiriusJames, Remus, LMSS, Baby!Harry.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-7-07 - Published: 4-7-07
25. I Love You Now » reviews
MPreg Character death, sort of JoeyxSeto RB YYY TD. The thoughts and prayers when two men are in desparate need during a birth complication. Can Seto make it threw the trials of fatherhood alone? Of course not. But he might make it with help
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,895 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 9-14-04
26. Seto's Christmas Carol » reviews
It’s the typical Christmas Carol story, with Seto as Scrooge, Yami, Marik, and Bakura playing the spirits of Christmas. With this group something is going to go wrong.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 12-20-06
27. I wanted to reviews
Why should Kyle have to run away every time he wants to smack Stan with his first kiss. Slash, KyleStan
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-07
28. Replacement reviews
Eric has too much pride to confess his feelings for Clyde, so he brings in a replacement. EricClyde Frog, EricClyde, Hintings of TokenClyde
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 10-11-06
29. Outfits reviews
Momiji likes to wear the outfits that look best on him. Hatsuharu likes to look at Momiji when he wears the outfits that look best on him. HaruMomiji Other characters Kyou.
Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06
30. Once Upon a Time » reviews
Once Upon a Time...there was a Prince who was on a journey to find the perfect bride. With problems and twists can the Prince find his Queen in time to be crowned. Pairngs: YBxR YMxM YYxY SxJ OxT plus Some orgy love. Contains Slash and untentional cross
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 6-8-06 - Published: 3-22-06
31. A Man Now reviews
Kyle’s thirteen now, and he’s gone threw the ritual of becoming a man, but he’s not really sure if anything has changed since he was a little boy. KyleStan.
Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
32. Christmas Dabbles
30 Christmas dabbles done for SiriusJames group Challange. Slash SiriusJames, SiriusJamesRemus, SiriusJamesRegulus, Remusother
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-9-05 - Published: 2-9-05
33. Miko reviews
The marauders pick up a stray cat. Which all of the boys seem to enjoy except for James. Sirius is sent to find out what his problem is. JamesSirius
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-05 - Published: 2-9-05
34. The Strangest Place That They Ever Had Sex reviews
Sirius and James make a bet. James loses but Sirius's pays for it in the end.Rating just in case.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-9-05 - Published: 2-9-05
35. First Kiss reviews
One Shot on two best friends sharing the intimacy and awkwardness of first kisses TristanJoey
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-04
36. Ron the Cat » reviews
AU Draco’s surrounded by people who are holding their loves over him. He just wants to find someone to make that possible for him to. But all he has is a shabby tabby cat, Ron. But what if Harry has another plan. DracoRon HarryBlaise
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 10-22-04
37. Insanity Lost reviews
Revised: Malik gets a clean slate that’s right he’s completely sane, but is he perhaps too sane when he doesn’t even believe his other half exist how will Marik show that he loves him Pairings: YMM YBYY RJ SY OH
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 9-23-04
38. The Story Never Told reviews
Yami Pharaoh of Egypt falls in love with Bakura King of Thieves but can the world let a Pharaoh love a thief. Yami turns to Seto and Marik for help but ultimately the choice on whether he lives or dies is, not, his. Lemons and character deaths!Pairing
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-04
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