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since: 05-05-04, id: 584691, Profile Updated: 03-08-09
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Author has written 44 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Digimon, South Park, Fruits Basket, High School Musical, and Big Bang Theory.

Hey, I'm Bernie. OK well I like slash pairings, why because this is fanfiction fiction as in not real and since I highly doubt any of this is what is really going to happen I like to read it. Anyway I love Harry Potter hence the name that my friend MrPaddietoes gave me. I also like reading slash fics from other genres like Yu-gi-oh, South Park, Everwood, Bigwolf on Campus, Xanth, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, vairety of other animes; lots of other things but mostly the first few just because of the variety. I'm very lazy at posting reviews and I'm sorry to any of you that I have read and did not review and how would you know who that is.

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"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession." -Joaquin Phoenix

"Are you sexually active; No I just lie there." ~Bess Reynolds

I'm currently doing a Big Table for fanfic100 on Livejournal, http://community.livejournal.com/fanfic100/profile for the Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Stan Pairing in the South Park Fandom. I would love to see more South Parkateers joining in on the action and filling the genre with a bunch of fiction. Here is a link to my table: http://flea-collar.livejournal.com/729.html

I got this from Rex Lyrical's Profile:

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fanfiction meme: post the first line from your ten most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.

The skyscrapers blocked out any hope of direct sunlight. It brought an almost cool breezy to the heat that radiated from the sidewalk and streets.

Happily ever after, should have been the results of the Young Prince’s marriage to the first daughter of the most high and honorable lord Bakura.

“Are you sure you handed out all of your invitations sweetie?” Mrs. Cartman set down a slice of her semi-famous cake.

Finals week was stress filled for any college student.

Ryan carefully laced up his ice skates.It was that time of year again.

For the first night on a job, that Kevin thought would be high impact and high energy was turning out to be pretty boring and slow.

The fourth Friday in November always followed the fourth Thursday in November.

Although he was not like Cartman when it came to impressing Craig and those other guys Stan was eager to please the day he was invited to hang out with them.

The last day of school was always the very worse.

There is the common theme of simple sentences; also there is usually a time or place in the opening sentence.

Look I got a really cool flame. I like flames, it means you're doing something right. People that read fics that they don't even like just to get their 'two cents' in. Sometimes they don't even read it, sometimes they just like to hear themselves talk! It was posted to Pink Bandana's Here it is:

How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to
receive one of my more creative flames, written from the copious amount of
words which people suggested for my flame-writing challenge. After all, one
can only use a copy-paste flame for so long before it becomes trite, right?

Right.

Now, before I crack my knuckles and begin, I certainly hope you don’t
suffer from katagelophobia as I’m about to flame this disastrous fiasco you
call a story, or from triskaidekaphobia as this sentence will end with the
number 13.

I wish I could tell you that you didn’t have superfluous spelling errors or
that your loathsome grammar didn’t make me cringe. I wish I could tell you
that your plot wasn’t turbid and your characters banal. And I also wish I
could work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into this flame….but, alas,
I can’t do any of those things.

Now, perhaps there is an excuse for you posting this irredeemable excrement.
Maybe you were drunk on a few strawberry daiquiris, or maybe you were even
attacked by a bevy of flailing birds when you were younger, thus causing a
permanent writing-related affliction. Or perhaps your computer was hijacked by
a crank-addicted Sasquatch or a monkey whose loose sphincter and love of
broccoli causes an aeruginous effluvium wherever he goes.

Whatever the excuse, it doesn’t make your story inscrutable to honest
feedback like this:

I would rather attend a hoedown where inbred midgets caterwaul and perform
fouettes while some guy named Jed plays the piano with an unmentionable body
part than read any more of this pitiful abomination you call a story. I would
rather be forced to participate in the domestication of rabid chupacabras than
read one more sentence of your crap. I would even rather have an internship
with Microsoft where I have to juxtapose logarithms for no reason and answer
questions in pig-Latin about misconfigurations or network error messages all
day.

I wish I could have faith that you will have an epiphany from this and
produce a copasetic story, or that you’ll become obsequious to the
fundamentals of the English language, but I think my left testicle will become
a famous daredevil who competes in monster truck races before that happens. In
other words: as a writer, you fail.

Best regards,
SouthParkFan1

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1. Midnight Sun reviews
At the North Pole, when the heat goes off, Leonard makes the decision to use the can opener to give false positive results in the experiment. Leonard/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-09 - Leonard H. & Sheldon C. - Complete
2. Lucky Seven » reviews
The average person has seven partners in their life time. Kyle wants to be number seven he has 5 summers and 4 years to pull it off. Kenny’s in on the plan and has to help fill the big flaw in the plan. Main Pairing: KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,980 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 10-25-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
3. Once in a Lifetime reviews
Kyle has the courage to tell Stan how he feels. He isn't going to stop until he gets the reaction he wants. Stan/Kyle. Happy 04:05:06 07/08/09 or if you like 12:34:56 7/8/9!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
4. Stan for Sale reviews
Randy sells Stan to a modeling business in Peru. Kyle has to save him. 3 parts. Kyle/Stan Rated M for themes
South Park - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
5. S Plus Heart Equals K reviews
A golden fish helps Stan find his true love. Kyle/Stan
South Park - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
6. String Cheese reviews
AU I messed with the timeline. Jimmie schemes up a competition using string cheese, and Ryan becomes less invisible.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-09 - Troy B. & Ryan E.
7. Pink Bandana reviews
Kyle helps Stan mourn. 034. Death
South Park - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-4-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
8. Ice Prince » reviews
Sharpay and Ryan try out for the figure skating show. Ryan catches the eye of the ice hockey’s captain, but is he as really charming as he seems. Troy starts asks questions when he realizes that he might be jealous. Eventually Tryan
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,324 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 2-25-08 - Troy B. & Ryan E. - Complete
9. Come Together » reviews
Mayor of New York, Eric Cartman is running for senate, but someone will do anything it will take to stop him from coming into power. Can Kyle, Kenny, and Stan help Cartman survive his campaign? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 11-12-08 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M.
10. Oh, Baby » reviews
Shariella, Tryan want to have families even though they’re in a homosexual relationship. A Troy/Sharpay baby, a Troy/Gabby and a Ryan/Gabby baby, and a Troy/Gabby/Sharpay baby?
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 2-28-08 - Ryan E. & Troy B.
11. Fate's Wish » reviews
Touzokuou’s family is murdered. Only three he is forced to live a life wandering the street, but wait fate has other plans for him as a sex slave? Atem’s fate is to kill his father to protect the one he loves, the one he loves will be with his child. AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,066 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 9-23-07 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi
12. Happily Ever After reviews
Sequel to Once Upon a Time. Once Upon a Time the young prince, Bakura, married his beautiful wife, Ryou. They had a secret though, Ryou was a boy. It's been over a year, and people a looking at Ryou to produce the next heir, but that's impossible right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-6-08 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura
13. That's the Way reviews
There was one thing in the world that James lived for; his father’s approval. How long will it take him to realize that he’s made a mistake. James/Sirius, James/Lily. AE of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-08 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
14. Stop the World reviews
Craig throws a party the same day as Cartman’s Birthday. Eric finds the prefect way to get revenge, but he soon finds that he cannot stop. Craig/Tweek, Stan/Kyle, and a kiss between Kyle and Tweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-08 - Tweek T. & Eric Cartman - Complete
15. The Weekend of the guys » reviews
Slash rated sexual content. Ever since the first time in the digital world the guys have had a special weekend to bond, what exactly is so 'special' about this weekend. Chapter 3 redone!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 11-4-04 - Complete
16. Marriage Binds » reviews
Slash! LuciusArthur There Weasley’s and Malfoy’s haven’t always hated each other it didn’t come from some long lost unnamed relative. Unknown to any of the present Weasley or Malfoy children Arthur and Lucius used to be more then just best friends
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,309 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 10-20-04 - Lucius M. & Arthur W.
17. Hats reviews
Ryan Evans likes to wear hats. Troy likes that Ryan wears hats, he especially likes them when they're green. suggests slash. Troy/Ryan
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-08 - Ryan E. & Troy B. - Complete
18. Fixed reviews
Kyle is broken. Stan can fix him. Can Kyle get better? Stan/Kyle, Warnings: gore, castration, slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,693 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-27-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
19. Christmas in South Park » reviews
It's a month before Christmas and all of South Park is in the mood. Kyle and Stan agree not to buy each other gifts, Cartman tells Santa that he sucks, Kenny gets a visit from Death, and Token holds God's second son in his womb? And much more.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 12-13-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
20. Places of the Heart » reviews
Stan wants to be thought of as his own person. Kyle thinks it's a conflict of interest to help him. KyleStan Prompt: And.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-4-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
21. I Love You Too » reviews
Joey and Seto are expecting there second kid. With worries about comlications, pregnancy symptons, Dray's prejudice teacher it doesn't look like it's going to be as happy as the first pregnancy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,358 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 7-6-07 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K.
22. The Beginning » reviews
Kyle and Stan are just beginning a relationship when they’re told unnerving news, it may or may not be true, however it may or may not ruin the relationship. For the BDT .001
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
23. The Wedding » reviews
Engaged, and in college, the boys ask their families for help in planning their wedding. The help may not be all that helpful. StanKyle. Other pairings are undecided.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,315 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 9-6-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
24. When Dreams Don't End reviews
Ryou cannot win Pegasus's love, but he knows that someone before has, that's where the illusion begins, and ends. Pairing: A bit one sided PegasusRyou, Mentions of PegasusCecelia Warnings: Mentions of crossdressing, character deaths, Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-07 - R. Bakura & Pegasus C. - Complete
25. Rubbers reviews
Kyle is finally ready to have sex. Stan isn’t prepared and like a good boy scout he wouldn’t do the act until he is. Fate seems to be against them. KyleStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
26. Soggy Biscuit reviews
Mainally PWP PlotWhatPlot Involves an emotionally distressed Kyle pinning over his missing boyfriend, everyone is trying to cheer him up, Butters suggests a game, Soggy Biscuit. Pairings: KyleStan, CartmanButters, ButtersKenny, KennyCartman,
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-07 - Kyle B. - Complete
27. Would You Still Love Me? » reviews
Kyle starts a round of what if scenarios. What happens when those scenarios really play out? What happens when they don’t? KyleStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 7-29-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
28. Kool Aid reviews
Stan successfully distracts Kyle from a school project, but he doesn’t just want to makeout
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
29. Five Minutes reviews
Patiently waiting for school to be over just can't happen. After all Stan's in Earth Space Science. KyleStan implied
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-07 - Kyle B. - Complete
30. Choices reviews
Regulus is Enlightened. He now makes his own choices. AU, Slash, Regulus, SiriusJames, Remus, LMSS, Baby!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-07 - Regulus B. - Complete
31. I Love You Now » reviews
MPreg Character death, sort of JoeyxSeto RB YYY TD. The thoughts and prayers when two men are in desparate need during a birth complication. Can Seto make it threw the trials of fatherhood alone? Of course not. But he might make it with help
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,895 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 9-14-04 - Complete
32. Seto's Christmas Carol » reviews
It’s the typical Christmas Carol story, with Seto as Scrooge, Yami, Marik, and Bakura playing the spirits of Christmas. With this group something is going to go wrong.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 12-20-06 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete
33. I wanted to reviews
Why should Kyle have to run away every time he wants to smack Stan with his first kiss. Slash, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-10-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
34. Replacement reviews
Eric has too much pride to confess his feelings for Clyde, so he brings in a replacement. EricClyde Frog, EricClyde, Hintings of TokenClyde
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-06 - Eric Cartman & Clyde D. - Complete
35. Outfits reviews
Momiji likes to wear the outfits that look best on him. Hatsuharu likes to look at Momiji when he wears the outfits that look best on him. HaruMomiji Other characters Kyou.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-29-06 - Momiji S. & Hatsuharu S. - Complete
36. Once Upon a Time » reviews
Once Upon a Time...there was a Prince who was on a journey to find the perfect bride. With problems and twists can the Prince find his Queen in time to be crowned. Pairngs: YBxR YMxM YYxY SxJ OxT plus Some orgy love. Contains Slash and untentional cross
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 6-8-06 - Published: 3-22-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
37. A Man Now reviews
Kyle’s thirteen now, and he’s gone threw the ritual of becoming a man, but he’s not really sure if anything has changed since he was a little boy. KyleStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-06 - Kyle B. - Complete
38. Christmas Dabbles
30 Christmas dabbles done for SiriusJames group Challange. Slash SiriusJames, SiriusJamesRemus, SiriusJamesRegulus, Remusother
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,500 - Published: 2-9-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
39. Miko reviews
The marauders pick up a stray cat. Which all of the boys seem to enjoy except for James. Sirius is sent to find out what his problem is. JamesSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
40. The Strangest Place That They Ever Had Sex reviews
Sirius and James make a bet. James loses but Sirius's pays for it in the end.Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-9-05 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
41. First Kiss reviews
One Shot on two best friends sharing the intimacy and awkwardness of first kisses TristanJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-04 - Complete
42. Ron the Cat » reviews
AU Draco’s surrounded by people who are holding their loves over him. He just wants to find someone to make that possible for him to. But all he has is a shabby tabby cat, Ron. But what if Harry has another plan. DracoRon HarryBlaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 10-22-04 - Draco M. & Ron W.
43. Insanity Lost reviews
Revised: Malik gets a clean slate that’s right he’s completely sane, but is he perhaps too sane when he doesn’t even believe his other half exist how will Marik show that he loves him Pairings: YMM YBYY RJ SY OH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-04 - Marik I. & Yami Marik - Complete
44. The Story Never Told reviews
Yami Pharaoh of Egypt falls in love with Bakura King of Thieves but can the world let a Pharaoh love a thief. Yami turns to Seto and Marik for help but ultimately the choice on whether he lives or dies is, not, his. Lemons and character deaths!Pairing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-18-04 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura - Complete
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