Hello! It's 5 AM and I can't sleep, so I decided to update my profile!

Real name: Not telling.

Nicknames: Kit-chan, Spazzcat

Location: Canada! Currently sitting in the basement in front of the computer.

Description: Brown hair, hazel eyes, and glasses. I am also short, being only 5'1". I'm still taller than Ed, though!

Likes: Well-written stories, anime, drawing, friends, cats

Dislikes: people who don't spellcheck and grammar-check (shudders) --I swear, if I see one more person use 'wonder' when they should be using 'wander'...

Favorite anime:

Naruto

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Characters

Naruto: Neji, Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru

Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Roy, Havoc! (I find him kawaii!)

Ouran Host Club: Kaoru and Hikaru! (EEE!! HITACHIINS!!)

Favorite Fics

Naruto: "Never Cut Twice" -- a beautifully written 'Naruto becomes a missing nin' fic, including a very believable Naruto/Temari pairing. Highly recommended, especially for Itachi and Kisame fans.

"The Link:Snake and Fox" -- Very funny and a good story for any 'Orochimaru turns good' fans. No pairings.

Fullmetal Alchemist: "Fullmetal to Professor Elric" -- A well-written FMA/Harry Potter crossover. Centers on Ed and Winry, although Al appears later. Fluffy Ed/Winry pairing.

"Even Nasty Old Saint Mustang Needs A Break" -- An adorable one-shot focusing on Ed and Roy. Not actually Ed/Roy pairing, more like parental!Roy. Very sweet and full of WAFF.

Ouran Host Club: "No Harm Intended" -- A (gasp!) NON-yaoi Hitachiin-centric fic. A little angsty, with a hapy ending.

"Melodramatic" -- A twin-centric one-shot, again Non-yaoi. I just find the ending so hilariously funny for some reason.

Favorite Quotes

People are like Slinkies. Basically useless, but yet it's so fun to watch them fall down stairs.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay!

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs made the ark and professionals built the titanic.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

go to http:hyperanimekittygirl.deviantart.com/ to check out my artwork.

Current stories (summaries will be added later)

Drabble Soup for the Demon Soul (Inuyasha) - status unknown

The book of Powers (cardcaptor sakura) - discontinued

Inuyasha's family reunion (inuyasha) - discontinued

Fire Heart (beyblade) - discontinued

A Little Out of Character (beyblade) - discontinued

Konoha Productions: Romeo and Juliet (Naruto) - discontinued (I'm such a bad writer, I can't finish any of my stories...)

Forgotten Sky (beyblade, rewrite of Fire Heart) - chapters 11-13 written, chapter 14 0 percent complete

One-shots:

Red Cloth (pokemon)

The four beasts (beyblade)

Worthless (Teen Titans)

When Little People Fight (Musicals/Plays, Les Miserables)

What if Kid Kyuubi (Naruto)

What if Alternate Hand Signs (Naruto)

Ian the Bignosed Blader (Beyblade)

Quotes

"the Internet. where men are men, women are men, and children are CIA agents." -unknown

"okay. I feel like a wind chime." -Raven

"Meow?" -me

"I don't get it." "It's a test. You're not supposed to get it." -me and katelynn

"Go Ichi-Go! Go Ichi-Go!" -me cheering for Ichigo from Bleach

Beast Boy: dude, I can change into the strongest, fastest animals on earth, but sometimes it's better to be a slow, tiny turtle.

Raven: that would have been a lot more profound without the hat.

BB: Dude! Cyborg is even more Cyborgy than ever!

Starfire: agreed. he now opens even larger cans of the butt-woop.

"may the spaz be with you"/"live long and spaz" - me.

"BLEACH PWNS YOU ALL!" -I declared this at anime club the other day.

"If today was a fish, I'd throw it back." - unknown

"Live life like it's the two minute warning." - unknown

"Je parle francais comme on vache espaniol.": "I speak french like a spanish cow." - (probably spelled incorrectly, I speak about five words of french)

“Puffing your chest out like that makes you look like a pompous buffoon,” (raven, in "solidarity")

‘I hate men. I hate men. I hate men…’ (raven, "solidarity")

“I really hope I didn’t just hear the word ‘wuss’ come out of your mouth, and directed at me.” (robin, "solidarity")

"You say one word of this to anybody, and I swear I'll levitate you so high, it'll take you a month to come back into the atmosphere!" (raven, "boy meets girl")

"Remember the time that tabloid printed that Raven was the devil’s daughter and had given birth to George W. Bush?” (beast boy, "who wants to date starfire")

“No!” Roy protested. “I didn’t loose my mind, I sold it on eBay!”

Roy: IT’S SNOWING CRACK!

He’s probably dashing all around being guilt-wracked and emitting sulky emo bubbles because I’m missing

He muttered to himself, being an internal whiner when not contemplating his immense and unforgivable guilt in sulky emo bubbles

Yoga mats flew like snow, but were not as gentle. No, not at all as gentle. And they were a lot more colorful, too. In fact, the only way they were like snow is their blizzard-like frequency – one could barely see through them to the person a foot away, that is, supposing one could stand up.

People are like Slinkies. Basically useless, but yet it's so fun to watch them fall down stairs.