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Lombadia Greenleaf
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since: 05-08-04, id: 585987
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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Artemis Fowl.

Well. You've come to my page. Nicely done! Now that you're here, I suppose you'll be wanting some info. My name is Hannah, and I truly hope that gives you some inkling that I am female.I'm old enough to know what 'proletariot' means, although my spelling of it leaves much to be desired. Unless I spelled it right, in which case I would say "In your face! Haha, kiss my butt!" I usually write humor stories. I live in the U.S. Yup. Alright, go on and read them then!

Oh, and something else. My pet peeve is poor grammar and spelling. Please do everyone a favor (and spare me a headache) by using your best friend and mine-- The Spellchecker! Huzzah. That said, please read my stories and have a good time.

Ah, yes. Quotes. This will be nice.

"Do you even listen to yourself talk? I think I may kill you tonight!" ~Stewie. I heart stewie.

"I'll have an ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle that I see, I shall kill you." ~Stewie. His head is shaped funnily.

"And with you, I'm going to Disneyland!" ~The Thief from The Thief and the Cobbler, which is a very very funny kid's movie.

I hope these have been profound for you.

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1. To Write a Play » reviews
In a spurt of creativity, Aragorn decides to write a play, with the aid of Legolas. Outcome expected to be frightening or romantic or both. If only they could stick to one genre. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 8-29-05
2. The Importance of Being Aragorn reviews
Arwen had always had a strange desire to date someone named Aragorn, so she decides to put an ad in the paper...BONUS: How Estel became Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 7-4-05
3. Scratched out by the knife » reviews
SEQUEL to Pippin's Fancy Pants. Legolas hears tell of a problem in Rivendell, so he rushes to their aid. After he is done baking his cake, of course...can Aragorn and Legolas save Arwen without killing each other first?
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-11-05 - Published: 7-8-04
4. To Play Truth or Dare » reviews
Foaly invented a Time Machine, and he brought back some LOTR characters with him! Now he is forcing them to play truth or dare...with dire consequences, such as Holly making out with Artemis...twoshot fic...COMPLETE
Complete - Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 6-10-04
5. Pippin's Fancy Pants » reviews
Pippin has been to WalMart and got himself some very fancy pants! Now he is annoying the rest of the Fellowship by displaying them everywhere he can! no slash COMPLETE
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 5-8-04
6. Dear Friend reviews
Yes, it's another Arwen tragedy. Songfic to Stacie Orrico's 'Dear Friend'. It's about Arwen's reaction to Aragorn's death. Legolas tries to help. Sad, people. No slash. One Shot COMPLETE
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-13-04
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