Me love my friends, we make the word insane seem normal. So here are some of our conversations.

"WEREAPPLES!!!!"-Phil "WEREAPPLES WHERE!!!"-Marne "I had a werebanana once, it tried to eat me but I ate it first."-Chase

"Why are you playing with your binder's zipper?"-Marne "Because I'm bored"-Phil "That's sexual."-Chase

"Feed me!"-Chase "What?"-Alyssa "Pick up the fucking spoon and feed me, god damn it!"-Chase

"GOD DAMN IT!"-Chase "SON OF A BITCH!"-Alyssa "JESUS H. CRIST!"-Marne

"You know the game Zoo Tycoon?"-Chase "I love that game!"-Maggie "Well, I had a group of Pandas..."-Chase "PANDAS ARE THE SHIZNIT!"-Maggie "Is that why they won't have sex?"-Chase "What?"-Darrin

"TATERTOTTS!!!!!!"-Chase, Alyssa, and Maggie

"Mrs. Shermen gave us freaking homework again!" -Darrin "THAT WHORE!"-Chase "You don't even have her."-Darrin

"Anyways, my mom picked us up and we went to KFC for dinner."-Alyssa "Ah, I want KFC, what ya get?"-Jackie "The popcorn chicken, but I don't really like KFC that much."-Alyssa "I love the popcorn chicken, the honey BBQ boneless wings are good too."-Chase "I like the classic bowl, personally."-Jackie "GOD DAMN IT! ATTACK YOU STUPID EAGLES!!!!!"-Chase "The classic bowl is good too."-Alyssa

"Have you ever wondered how people learned how to have sex?"-Chase "Not recently"-Alyssa

"Chase, will you pop out of a cake for my birthday?"-Alyssa 'What?"-Chase "That would be hot."-Darrin "It would?"-Chase

"Um, the Closet Party picture was stolen out of my locker."-Chase "That's creepy."-Darrin "Wait, aren't the janitors the only one able to get into our lockers?"-Alyssa "That's really creepy."-Darrin "Wait, does this mean that some old guy is out there like, jacking off to a picture you drew of all of us in a closet?"-Chase "I think it does."-Alyssa

"Where is Nick?"-Chase "I think he watching West Wing again."-Alyssa "So he West Winging again?"-Chase "Is that code for jacking off?"-Marne

"MY VIBRATER IS GOING OFF!!!!"-Lauren

"This is just like during the Revolutinary War when that one guy when riding through that one town screaming "THE GERMANS ARE COMING, THE GERMANS ARE COMING!"-Jackie "Uh, don't you mean the British are coming?"-Chase

"IT'S A WHALE!"-Jackie "IT'S A DOLPHIN!"-Chase "What's going on here?"-Mrs. Birkenhour "Is Flipper a Whale or Dolphin?"-Chase "It's a whale."-Jackie "No, it's a dolphin!"-Chase "Uh, class, is Flipper a whale or dolphin?"-Mrs. Birkenhour "I think it's a whale"-some kid "Isn't it he fish off the little mermaid?"-another kid "It's a dolphin."-the rest of the class