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Clever Lass
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since: 05-08-04, id: 586351, Profile Updated: 05-10-08
country: United States
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Author has written 34 stories for Labyrinth, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men: The Movie, Phantom of the Opera, X-Men, Hannibal, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Harry Potter.

Important news (31 Jan 2008):

My original "Phantom of the Opera" novel,

"Letters to Erik," is finally out in paperback!

Click on the "homepage" link above to learn more and order a copy.

Buy a romantic love story to take to the beach with you this summer!

(For those of us in the Northern hemisphere, that is;

for those of you in the Southern hemisphere, call it a nice, warming winter's tale.)


Other news:

I have the ending to "Rogue's Gallery" on the way, as well as a couple of HP fics that I'm trying to get finished. X-men fans, your patience will be rewarded.

I also have a Fictionpress account now. If anyone is interested in reading some of my original work -- mostly poems and short-shorts at this point, and other things I'm experimenting with, such as children's stories -- feel free to check it out at www.fictionpress.com/~anwallace. Make sure you review! My stuff is languishing over there with no reviews.


My email address is above and I love to hear from my readers. You can reach me on IM or by the email address linked above. I welcome new chat-friends!

AIM: CleverLassie

MSN: clever_lass@hotmail.com
(even though I don't use that email address anymore)


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1. Progression » reviews
Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort’s return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 12-21-07
2. Letters to Erik » reviews
Leroux-based. "Letters to Erik" returns to FFN in order to announce the release of the full-length novel. "A friend will lie about your death to the girl who jilted you," Christine said. "But a true friend will help you carry your gravestone."
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-5-08
3. An Honest Deception » reviews
Drabble, which is a piece of writing exactly 100 words in length. Hermione has been gone all night, and the next morning her two best friends catch her in the Gryffindor common room and demand to know where she was. WIKTTfriendly.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 6-30-06
4. Theft reviews
A young upstart vampire steals something that belongs to Spike. This was written back in 2000, which was both an election year and an Olympic year. Season three shortfic features offscreen character death and Spike being Spike. Oneshot.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 12-11-07
5. A Love Story in Haiku reviews
Hermione has just said something that surprises Snape. How does he react? Oneshot. WIKTTfriendly.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-21-06
6. Denouement » reviews
Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,688 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 4-20-05
7. To Boldly Split Infinitives reviews
A little TOS parody I found and finished recently after it lay dormant for 15 years. Not intended to be high art, but to poke a little lighthearted fun at the characters and plots we love. And some we don't.
Complete - StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-10-06
8. A Marriage of Equals reviews
Takes place right after the ending of the ALW movie. Both Raoul and the Phantom get a big surprise.
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05
9. Erik is Dead: Christine's Lament reviews
Another Sonnet, expressing Christine's feelings when she first reads the sad news in l'Epoch.
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 9-25-05
10. The Unfinished Epic reviews
Spike hangs out around a campfire with the Scooby Gang, and tells them a story without an ending. Oneshot.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-19-05
11. Sonnets for the Phantom » reviews
Shakespearean sonnets have very strict meter and rhyme schemes. Here is a sonnet I wrote for Erik, years ago after I first read the Leroux novel. Now added a new one, slightly lighter in tone, but with the same rhyme scheme and meter.
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 4-5-05
12. Breaking the Curse » reviews
Based on the Robert Englund film. Picks up right at the end, as the credits roll. What happens when Christine hears the street violinist playing Don Juan Triumphant? Warning: this one is fluffy. If you hate the idea of Englund fluff, skip it. COMPLETE.
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 7-20-05
13. Rogue's Gallery » reviews
Post-X2 fic. Pyro's presence in Rogue's mind is driving her nuts and keeping her from joining the X-Men. Logan helps her cope, in his inimitable way; meanwhile, Hank McCoy makes a surprising discovery.
X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 3-21-05
14. Social Obligations » reviews
Twelve years after Sarah's Labyrinth experience, she is an older student working her way through college when she gets a unique invitation. Accepting it changes her whole life. COMPLETE! Looks monstrous, but don't worry, the chapters are very short.
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 69,660 - Reviews: 838 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 4-22-05
15. A Hostile Takeover reviews
Sarah wants to talk to Jareth, so she wishes for the Goblin King to appear. He shows up, but it's a new king, not Jareth! He takes her back to the labyrinth and gives her an assignment, but it isn't one that Sarah looks forward to. Oneshot.
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 5-7-05
16. Thicker Than Water reviews
Lecter comes home and hears Starling crying in the bathroom. What are the long-term ramifications of her unexpected discovery? Oneshot.
Complete - Hannibal - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-24-05
17. Saturdays at Xavier's reviews
It's a nice, typical, quiet Saturday at Xavier's. No, really! It is! Nothing unusual happens at all. Honest! (Sigh) See, I just knew you wouldn't believe me. Oneshot. Might be a little rushed 'cause I didn't want to make a second chapter.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-23-05
18. Revival reviews
Finally, the long-awaited sequel to "Cry for Help"! All the Spike-lovers who put out contracts on me after that story may now relax and cancel them. Our Boy is back! Incompleteoneshot, but it gives you a sense of what will happen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-22-05
19. Repercussions reviews
Counterpoint: Buffy's view of her experience in "heaven" and her meeting with Angel, followed by Spike's view of the same. Oneshot.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-22-05
20. One Watcher, Weighed and Found Wanting reviews
When Wesley first shows up in Sunnydale, is he really up to the job? Someone else takes on the position of slayer's bodyguard... but not someone she would expect! Some subtle Angel-mocking included, free of charge. Complete.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 4-13-05
21. Glorious Allies reviews
What would happen if things went a little differently when Glory first picked up Spike? What if she decided she wanted a vampire on her team? I should probably include a teensy bit of a gore warning towards the end. Complete!
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 4-13-05
22. Speak No Evil reviews
Takes place immediately after "Something Blue," when Willow's spell accidently made Buffy and Spike start planning their wedding. This is what might have happened after the spell broke. One shot.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-23-05
23. Masquerade Picnic reviews
This one isn't satirical or anything just light and fun. To be sung to the tune of Masquerade. Enjoy!
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 3-13-05
24. Fondle Me Gently reviews
This was written in response to the new Schumacher Phantom film. This is what Christine was thinking all the time the Phantom was singing to her and feeling her up. To the tune of Think of Me. Have fun! I did, and it looked like Christine was too!
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 3-10-05
25. Angel of Fanfic reviews
An English teacher's rant about the quality of Phantom of the Opera fanfic out there, written appropriately in the form of a song parody of Angel of Music.
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 3-10-05
26. Something in the Eyes » reviews
Labyrinth-Narnia crossover. Sarah from "Labyrinth" befriends Susan Pevensie, formerly a Narnian queen. Together they help each other rediscover their dreams. COMPLETE!
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 5-8-04
27. Cry for Help reviews
When Angel goes bad and fires all his employees, Cordy calls on the S'dale gang for help with the Darla, Dru, and Angel situation. Who shows up? Spike and Buffy, of coursethat unstoppable duo who hate working together! sequel is on its wayfret not
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-04
28. Becoming What, Exactly? reviews
Written at the end of season 2. When Buffy decides to fly to New York and start a new life, what happens when she sees Spike and Drusilla on the same flight? She and Spike must continue their alliance, but where does Angel fit in?
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,247 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
29. More Fool Him reviews
After the episode Fool for Love, when Spike tells Buffy about how he killed the other two slayers, here is what might have happened right after the credits rolled. Pure fluff you have been warned!
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
30. A Certain Level of Trust reviews
Beginning of season 3 After Buffy's return to Sunnydale, and old enemy returns. She and Spike must learn to trust each other in order to defeat him.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04
31. Need Fulfillment reviews
Getting her hair cut loosened Buffy's brain and lets her have an epiphany about Spike! Fluff alert: this is just romance, with no evil baddies or plot twists or anything else.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04
32. Much Ado about some XMen reviews
Rogue's friends play a Shakespearean trick on her and the Wolverine. Oneshot.
Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04
33. Confrontations » reviews
Spike confronts Buffy Faith confronts herself. Takes place immediately after Faith and Buffy's body switch.
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-12-04 - Published: 5-12-04
34. Where Were You When the World Fell Down? reviews
Oneshot: A political upheaval causes the end of the world. What happens to Sarah? Saccharine fluff, JS.
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-04
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