hello...due to a request i have decided to write this, i started on this site cos both of my sisters are really into this site,they're twins sixteen and never been kissed their user names are
just annother stupid idiot
and
just ignore me
they both do crossovers, their friend scotie-girl was on this site until she broke her arm then she couldn't be bothered to write nay more...sigh
i go to school in england my family home is in scotland and i live in the czech republic at the moment, dont ask, i'm fifteen i've just had my birthday
i have a pet dog and a pet cat, they are called poppadom and seamus...we used to keep hens but their all dead now...sigh...dad had to shoot the one we called tony blair when he started to attack leo blair ( annother cockrel )we used to have a couple of goats as well....
i heard a really cool joke the other day...dont take offense if you happen to like the person slurred in these two jokes

JOKE 1 #
there was a plane on board it their were four people, geogre bush, monica lewinski, the pope and a school boy, there were four parachutes on the plane...unfortunately the engines failed and the piolot came through from his cabin and took one of them and jumped.. the passengers started to argue amoungst themselves, monica said
"well, i'm a woman, i have a right" took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the plane
"i am the president of the united states of america i deserve one," said geogre bush as he took one
the pope turned to the school boy and said
"i have lived a long life, you have the last parachute"
the schoolboy turned to the pope and said
"dont worry, geogre bush took my school bag"

joke 2#
a man died and went to heaven, for those of you who dont know there is a room of clocks inside th gates of heaven these clocks show how many times a person had lied during their lives, the man looked at his clock, it had only moved twenty minutes in his lifetime, he asked to see jesus' one, the hands hadn't moved at all, the man then looked around and then asked the angel
"where is geogre bush's clock?"
the angel thought for a moment before saying
"god keeps it in his office as a fan"

sorry for any offense cause these are only innocent jokes from this side of the atlantic

the just dont tell my mum has a little bit of a story behind it but not much all it is is that my mum thinks thaat i should be studying for GCSEs not writing fanfics...she tells the twins off too, there doing their As next year
lol
just dont tell my mum
p.s. if any one was confused by the previous content of chapter 17 it was just annother stupid idiots fault, sorry