Hello! this is Becky. I am not really a giant hamster that really is just my pen name. I know some of you saw my name and imagined a very large rodent tapping away ona computer happy as larry and chewing away on food i had 4 hours ago stored in my pouches. Well i have one word to say to you. UR THICK! HOW THE HELL DO U THINK THEIR HANDS ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THE KEYS, AND WRITE THAT ACCURATLY?HUH?
okaaaaaaaaaaaaay now i have that off my chest Im good. By the way Im not really bigheaded, i was doing that to make you all minions laugh. I see by all of your blank expressions and 'oh my God, she is sooo sad' in your American accents (hi, im british, I speak English) that i have indeed failed in my task. a well, back to clown college for me. (note to yanks: does clown colleges actually exist? or is that something made up for crappy american tv that we unfortunately get over here? that has caused many a night pondering, and it could help me sleep better at night)

i like to think that i was drunk at the time i wrote all the crap above. but im afraid to say i wasnt. but i will feel better if u all pretended that i was. my one and only story below, unless there is more than one now and i havent bothered updated, then it is so short because i couldn't feel i could write that much for it, as it is just an introduction to character and to show everyone about the time when it is set, and how i think the characters (there will be more later) are reacting to the death of Sirius.

Yay! I have new stories:D:D:D although they don't appear to be there when I searched for my name, no that I do that or anything!