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since	: 05-10-04, id: 587042

Author has written 45 stories for Teen Titans.

Hi...

I'm Absolutely pointless or as most people call me Morph. I'm just your anything-but-average depressed guy ((or so I've been told)) trying to quietly get to the death that awaits him at the end if the road. I live in the UK and spend most of my time either hanging with my friends, writing stories and poems, drawing random doodles (usually pictures of things with their heads missing), emailing and talking to my good friends who live on the other side of the world (they know who they are), reading Johnny the homicidal maniac and Squee! comics amd thinking about how fucked up the world is (cause believe me it's pretty fucked up).

Favourite things...

Favourite cartoon: Teen Titans
Favourite anime: Gundam Wing
Favourite comic: Johnny the homicidal maniac
2nd favourite comic: Squee!
Favourite film: The Crow

Favourite quote from a cartoon: "What's the matter afraid of the dark?" ~ Raven 'Nevermore' (Teen Titans)
2nd favourite quote from a cartoon: "STANKBALL!"~Cyborg 'Spellbound' (Teen Titans)

Favourite quote from a comic: "Well fuck you Mr Bear! You speak lies! LIIIIES!"~Nny 'Johnny the homicidal maniac A general sense of CONTEMPT (issue 1)'
2nd favourite quote from a comic: "Stand back, amigo! This is a job for...THE ANTI-CHRIST!" ~Pepito 'Squee! Squee! #4 !The super amazing final issue! (issue 4)'
3rd favourite quote from a comic: "Dear, diary I seem to be dead" ~ Nny 'Johnny the homicidal maniac Another tiresome DESCENT (issue 4)'
4th favourite quote from a comic: "You fucking toaster! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster! Dam I have no kiwis" Happy Noodle Boy 'Johnny the homicidal maniac A general sense of CONTEMPT (issue 1)

Favourite quote from a film: "I thought the police said freeze?" ~Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) 'The Crow'
2nd favourite quote from a film: "Jesus Christ walks into a hotel and hands the innkeeper three nails and asks, can you put me up for the night?" Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) 'The Crow'

Favourite thing to say to people I don't really like: You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're stupid.

Things all you kiddies shouldn't do...

Never kill postmen because then you'll have to find someone to deliver all those nasty letters...not a fun job.
Don't look up at the sun and sneeze because a huge asteriod will fall on you and squash you good...believe me it's happened before and it wasn't a pretty sight.
KIll anyone in the middle of the street because people will just stare and whisper stupid lttle things under their smelly breaths...plus all the screaming gets annoying after a while.
Never drop your killing knife into the bath because you'll have to fish it out and get your delicate little hands all wet...water is bad, repeat until your head gets tired.
Never under any circumstance read this stuff because it isn't good for your health and it will make your brain go BOOM! in ten thousand years...pity you'll be dead when it happens.

I need to seriously get out into the real world more often...

Random little things that don't really mean anything...

AIM: AP aka Morph
Yahoo messenger: ap_nothing_more_nothing_less
Fiction press: http://www.fictionpress.com/~absolutelypointless
Live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/morph_man/

And nowI finish with a nice little song to help you all feel good about yourselves...

The last selection in the ballgame.
Does never get a pass.
"Not appreciated's" just his first name.
He's the scapegoat of the class.
There are no friends to cheer him up and
no girls, no sweet romance.
It's impossible to expand,
when you never get a second chance.

Do you know, who's that guy, who's all alone?
Do you even care enough to see he's in pain and misery?

He's not going to the school-prom.
He said he had the flu.
Trumped-up excuses as he told his mom.
-I'm safer here with you.
She told her son. -Someday, they'll all be sorry for mistreating you.
Don't be afraid my son and trust me,
-You'll be someone they will look up to.

Do you know, who's that guy, who's all alone?
Do you care enoughto see?
He's in pain and misery... Do you care enough to see?

Do you know, who's that guy, who's all alone?
Do you care enough to see? He's in pain and misery.

The ballad ~ Millencolin

Be happy with your life cause when it's over you can't get it back

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1. From the ashes » reviews
From the ashes of the old something new will be born. [Chapter 2 A new friend]. Read and review please
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-26-05 - Cyborg

2. Absolutely pointless poetry » reviews
Poems I have written while I was writting my various fics. I hope you enjoy reading them. I don't mind if you leave a review it's your choice but please read (New poem: Freedom while in prison)
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 6-22-04

3. Choices reviews
What would you do if you woke up in a dingy bathroom with your leg chained to a pipe? You'd panic right but what if someone offered you a choice, one option is freedom but at the cost of anothers life and the other is death. The choice is yours...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-26-05

4. Monday reviews
Everyone hates Mondays, even those with immense power. My pathetic attempt at humour. Read and review if you wish.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-13-05

5. Dark side » reviews
Robin is losing control and is slowly being engulfed by the dark side of his mind. Can the Titan's save him or will he be lost forever Lame summary I know but I suck at these things. Might have some romance. Cpt 13 up. R&R please (Now complete)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,756 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 2-12-05 - Published: 12-16-04 - Complete

6. Destiny Series: Darkest Hour » reviews
Slade is back on Earth and Deathwing, the Titan formly known as Nightwing, has gone bad what could be worse? Final part of the Destiny Series . Rav&Rob Star&BB. Read and review. Chapter 33 is up. (Now complete)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,992 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 7-6-04 - Complete

7. Goodbye reviews
Goodbye...the one word none of us really want to say or want to hear, but it sometimes has to be said. Contains lyrics from 'Denial, revisited' by The Offspring. R&R please
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-05

8. The end » reviews
Raven is gone…taken away thanks to her father’s essence inside of her. Now she is trying to return his physical body from the void and bring about the end of everything. Can the Titan’s stop her from bringing about Armageddon? Chapter 7 is up. (ON HOLD)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-6-04 - Published: 10-14-04

9. There is reviews
Doctors couldn't help him but he knows that saying three little words can...question is can he finally do it this time? Contains lyrics from Boxcar Racer's 'There is'.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-4-04

10. Story of a lonely guy reviews
Everyone in the Tower has paired up except him, and the girl he loves is with his best friend. And that makes him feel even more alone. Contains lyrics from Blink 182's 'Story of a lonely guy'.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-4-04

11. Always reviews
When injured in a vicious battle Robin is tended to by Raven, can this be the chance he was waiting for to finally tell her how he feels? Song fic (be warned). Contains lyrics from Blink 182's 'Always'
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-2-04

12. Boulevard of broken dreams reviews
He's alone as he walks through the dark street, walking away from his past and towards a dream that will never come true. Another song fic i'm afraid (sorry). Contains lyrics from Greendays 'Boulevard of broken dreams'.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-2-04

13. I'd do anything reviews
Just another song fic from yours truely. He wants to tell Raven how he feels but his words won't come out of his mouth. It sucks believe me but read if you want. Contains lyrics from Simple Plan's 'I'd do anything'.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-2-04

14. Nobody’s home reviews
Robin watchesa Raven fall into depression, thinking of whether or not if he should help he get through it. Contains lyrics from Avril Lavigne's 'Nobody's home'. Dedicated to Blood Darkness, Slayergirl1362, lil-cloudiekins and Peppermint Dream.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-24-04

15. I'm with you reviews
Raven hasn't felt the same ever since the day Robin 'left'. She stands atop of a lonely bridge watching the city as her tears begin to fall. Contains lyrics from Avril Lavigne's 'I'm with you'. Dedicated to Raventhedarkgoddess, Yojimbosblade and Sinfire99
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-24-04

16. Numb reviews
Song fic about Terra and what she went through while she was Slade's apprentice (Granted it probably won't be anything like that when you read it). Feel free to read and review the choice is up to you. Contains lyrics from Linkin Park's 'Numb'.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-23-04

17. How come reviews
Robin is about to get married to Raven but why is he so sad? Contains lyrics from D-12's 'How come'. WARNING CONTAINS SWEAR WORDS! read and review if you wish. Dedicated to anyone who has ever lost a friend for some stupid reason.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-22-04

18. Welcome to my life reviews
Song fic about Raven and how she feels like nobody understands her...contains lyrics from Simple Plan's 'Welcome to my life'. Read and review if you wish.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-20-04

19. Not what you think reviews
We found this poem with the body of our dead friend, it was printed on the back of the love he had left behind. Can't think of a better way of saying it's a sad poem. Read and review if you wish
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-4-04

20. A love beyond death » reviews
A cross over with The Crow. Robin is brought back from the dead one year after his death to avenge his and Raven's death. Please read and review. I totally suck at. Chapter 15 is up...Complete
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,984 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 7-29-04 - Complete

21. Don't reviews
Poem about Beast Boy's feelings after Terra is turned to stone. Read and review if you want
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-04

22. 2000 miles reviews
Another song fic. This is for Raventhedarkgoddess, I have my reasons. Lyrics borrowed from 2000 miles by Mest. I'm really bad at summaries so please read to see what it is about.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-04

23. Some things can never be forgotten » reviews
A series of short stories in which the titans remember their pasts and the events that made them who they are today. Chapter 4 is up, all about Beast Boy. Read and review if you want. Slight romance (Complete)
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete

24. Forgotten reviews
Just another song fic, prequel to Hold on. Features lyrics from the song Forgotten by Avril Lavigne. Please read, review if you wish
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-04

25. Slipped away reviews
Arkum Asylum last place on earth you’d expect to find a hero, but a broken hero is a different story. Sequel to Hold On, story about what happened to Robin after Raven's death. Contains lyrics from Avril Lavigne's song Slipped away
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-15-04

26. Hold on reviews
Song fic about the death of Titan. Lyrics from Hold On by Good Charlotte. Please read, review if you want. I'm not very good at summaries.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-14-04

27. Cry for help reviews
Not all cries for help can be heard but that doesn't mean they aren't still there. A harsh lesson that Robin sadly has to learn. (ONE-SHOT)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-11-04 - Complete

28. All I ever wanted reviews
Short poem about Terra and how she feels about her life. Not a very good summary I know, i'm no good at writing these.....please read and review if you want.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-04

29. Thank you reviews
A RavenCyborg poem. Big Cy is dead and Raven has gone to his grave to say her final goodbye. Dedicated to everyone who has left me a review and also dedicated to Raventhedarkgoddess, just my way of saying thank you (you kinda saved me from myself)
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-04

30. Untitled reviews
Just a poem about Raven. Read and review if you want
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-6-04

31. Emotions reviews
Poem about Raven's emotions. It's rubbish in my opinion but if you don't believe me go ahead and see for yourself.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-15-04

32. Faded reviews
Robin is dead but his memory is still alive inside Raven's heart. Poem is based on Robin's POV.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-04

33. Still here reviews
The Titan's are all but dead, all except one and now the memories of their friend is haunting them. Please read and enjoy.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-04

34. Me reviews
Poem about Raven and how she feels sometimes. Please read and review
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-24-04

35. You reviews
Poem based on how a certain Titan feels about another Titan. Specially written for Peppermint dream. Please Read and Review
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-24-04

36. Game over reviews
Poem based on Cyborg's POV after the Titan's deaths. Please read and review
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-04

37. Quiet time reviews
Starfire is upset at the fact the Tower is filled with noise so asks Raven to read her something from her book, in order to help her escape from the noise. The thing she reads however has a cool effect on the noise. Read and Review please
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-24-04

38. Question reviews
Just a question that I think we all ask ourselves during our lives. If we escape from death would you want to? Anyway read if you want. If you do then I hope you enjoy
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-13-04

39. Tired reviews
Poem about being tired of being the hero(I'm sure the Titan's have all been there). Read and review if you want.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-04

40. Difference reviews
Poem about how the world looks through the eyes of either an alien or a demon. Read if you wish. WARNING: REFERENCE TO SUICIDE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-04

41. Destiny series: The once lost now return » reviews
It's been two years since Robin 'died' and the Titan's have finally recovered and even recruited a new member. Robin&Raven BB&Starfire. This is the sequel to I'll get you back. Final chapter is up. (Now COMPLETE)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 5-24-04 - Complete

42. Destiny series: Wedding Bells » reviews
Ok this is a story based on other fic The once lost now return. It is basically about Starfire's and Beast Boy's wedding day...so enjoy. I totally suck at summaries. (Complete)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete

43. Thank you for the memories reviews
I think that this story is rubbish but please read and review. It is about Starfire remembering the past and her friend who is now gone.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-04

44. Memories of a broken shadow reviews
What is a fate worse than death? To Robin it is being denied peace and having to remember losing the most precious things in his life...his friends. Please read and review
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-17-04

45. Destiny series: I'll get you back » reviews
Raven is dead. But can Robin, with the help of Raziel, save her from a fate worse than death. Raven&Robin fan fic. (COMPLETE). PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,564 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-24-04 - Published: 5-11-04 - Complete

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