July 31, 2008 - If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot or a different drug. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 2 that haven't (I'm clean)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
if you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
5-5-2008 - I went into remission after the chemotherapy in October, and I found out last week that I am no longer show any leukemic cells! Yea! I'm still weak and stuff, but things are improving...very slowly. _
1-15-2008 - Happy New Year! I may or may not be able to finish my stories. As of October 15, 2007 I was diagnosed with AML, Acute Myeloid Leukemia. I will soon be undergoing radiation and a bone marrow transplant.
9-28-2007 - Haha, sorry. Guess it's been awhile. I have a lot of excuses as to why I haven't been writing let alone updating, but you probably don't want to hear them.
I've altered my "quotes" section. Instead of putting just any quotes that I like in there, I'm going to only place quotes from stories that I like. And if you actually bother to read my profile, then you'll see great (or funny) quotes from some of the stories that I've read and you will be able to find them and read them too. Especially since I am including the author's name, story name, and story link. If you can't find the story...you don't deserve to read it...lol.
Anyway, I just saw this and I had to put it up. I got it from Ski000Girl's profile...
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.
05/23/2006 – Okay, I know I haven't been working on anything lately, but I am again. I promise I will finish every story I start. I hate it when authors start a really good story then stop. I understand why, of course, but I won't do it. I'll stop for awhile and try to get back on track.
And another thing. I am looking for a beta, if anyone is interested, e-mail me at Shalaren@gmail.com. Thanks.
01/19/2006 – Happy New Year...nineteen days late. Oh well, better late than never. I’m working on a Wolf’s Rain fic right now, and one HP fic that I’m not yet ready to post at all. Hopefully, I’ll get everthing up soon…or, at least, chapter updates.
12/20/2005 – I'm a first time writer, so please be kind...constructive criticism is a great help. Thanks to everyone who reviews (just in case I forget to thank you.) And a special thanks to MiniFruitbat for being my very first reviewer. (See: Harry Potter and the Dark Mark)
If you wish to e-mail me about my fanfics, please send those to: shalaren@gmail.com
Arigatou.
Shea
Disclaimers. I don’t own any of the following…
Harry Potter – 12/20/2005
Wolf’s Rain – 01/10/2006
Hawksong – 05/21/2006
Fave Quotes now taken from fanfiction only... (updated 9-29-2007)
Sirius was Seriously disturbed. - Apparation by Because-I-Got-High, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2185871/6/Apparation
Hermione paled, looking down at Hogwarts: A History, as though it had personally betrayed her. - the Secret of Slytherin byKirinin, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2912824/1/the_Secret_of_Slytherin
You should be more afraid if a Gryffindor goes out of her way not to touch you. Then she likes you for sure.- the Secret of Slytherin by,
And as someone once told me, ‘there will always be a Dark Wizard. There will also always be homework, and rooms to Evanesco, and normal, everyday relationships that need to be maintained.’ Life goes on, you know, in between catastrophes."- the Secret of Slytherin by,
Sirius didn't swat flies. That was unimaginative. He transfigured them so that they flew around squeaking Snivellus Is A Sod! until Evans made him stop. - The Cartographers's Craft by Copperbadge, http://copperbadge.fanficauthors.net/Cartographers_Craft/Chapter_1.php
"Slytherin rules. And when it doesn't, it kills the competitors and usurps the throne." Underwater Light, by Maya, http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Maya/Underwater_Light/
I feel like I’ve just been thrown into the sixth land of Owie and landed on my head. – Harry Potter and the Power of Will by Farseeker, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/322277/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Power_of_Will
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind. - The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by: violet-angel07, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1689589/1/The_Memoirs_of_Moony_Wormtail_Padfoot_and_Prongs
What can magic not do? "Bring back to life people who don't deserve to be dead." Harry said quietly. "Keep bad things from happening to good people. Get rid of disease, hunger, greed, prejudice . . . oh, especially prejudice . . ." – Coexistence by darkcyan, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1097925/1/Coexistence
“Nothing is impossible.” Harry Potter – “Oh yeah? Try and slam a revolving door…I guarantee you, it cannot be done.” Harry Potter and the Defiance of the Hero by: Joe6991, http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Joe6991/Harry_Potter_And_The_Defiance_Of_The_Hero/
Finished Stories
Final Thoughts – Thoughts of the Hp Characters around the Final Battle with Lord Voldermort
Harry Potter and the Dark Mark – Oneshot. Harry has the ability to remove the Dark Mark
Traicit et fati litora magnus amor – Oneshot. Taken from June 1997, one year after the death of Sirius Black. HBP has not happened in my little world for the sole purpose of this story…
Get Out of the Posies – Oneshot. After the downfall of Voldemort. Also, just a random thought...
Stories Currently In-Progress
Stray – I haven't quite decided where I'm going with this yet. I finally updated and this will be a slow going story. I promise I will finish it.
Hawksong– Kalet Shardae is an avian shapeshifter, Zane Cobriana is a serpiente shapeshifter but in order for them to find peace for their people, they must pair bond with eachother. Can they find love?
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