I'm a 30-mumble pediatric nurse, with a love of science fiction and fantasy. Everything from dragons to space travel has and still continues to catch my fancy. I'm just a kid at heart, who never wants to grow up all the way inside. Ok that was my attempt at sounding interesting and exciting. Really, I'm pretty boring, I don't get out much, and I talk to my cats as well as occaisional inanamite objects. I enjoy running websites about web pages and graphics, collectibles,or other things where I talk to myself to generate activity. I'm single and looking, (hint hint) have brown hair, brown eyes, dimples, and am very well rounded :oP And that's as much as a description as you'll ever get. So there.

PS. Two free cats to anyone that wants them. I will deliver anywhere in the world.

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1. It's All Elementary » reviews

There’s a Goa’uld using a local elementary school as a front to harvest slaves from among the best and brightest. SG-1 takes an unexpected approach in order to go undercover and neutralize the threat.

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 3-28-08

2. Discussions Over Fondue reviews

The guys having a conversation over a pot of fondue. In response to a discussion on GW as to what is and is not in character.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08

3. Whee! reviews

Short bit of silly nonsense. Jack shows Teal'c an Earth road trip tradition.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08

4. Sleeping Beauty » reviews

Sleeping Beauty SG-1 style. But who will play Beauty, and who Prince Charming? It’s not who you might think. This ain't no Disney fic! Team fun for everyone.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-21-08

5. The Arrow of Eros » reviews

An alien object has some strange effects. Written for the express purpose of making Sam and Jack kiss every chapter. Slightly shippy ending. Chapter Four: Last Kiss. Story Complete!

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 2-14-06

6. Growing Pains » reviews

There are a lot of changes in store when Jack becomes a father again. To Teal'c, Daniel, and Sam. Epilogue posted, now complete!

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 147,624 - Reviews: 1125 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 7-17-05

7. Moo X Treme » reviews

An unexpected traveler comes through the Stargate. Its thin, its blue. And it speaks moo. Do you? Chapter 5: Sam wakes up. And our guest tries coffee and JellO.

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 1-11-05

8. Debriefed » reviews

Short bit of stupid nonsense. SG1 is nekkid. Yep. Nekkid.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 6-3-05

9. Just Breathe » reviews

A river separates the team from the DHD, and there is no choice except for one of them to cross. But the decision may end up costing one member of SG1 thier life.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 6-1-05

10. Just Another Kiss » reviews

Sequel to Just a Kiss. Sam had to kiss Jack in the line of duty, but now Jack can't stop thinking about her. Ch. 9. Conclusion. Sam and Jack talk. (COMPLETE)

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-19-05

11. A Hairy Situation reviews

What's with the hair? One episode, the hair is long, next thing, major hairstyle change, and no one ever says anything. Here's my take on why Sam's hair got short midseason four.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-26-05 - Published: 5-26-05

12. Just A Kiss » reviews

Sam shut her eyes and wet her lips. Her mom always said she’d have to kiss a lot of frogs before she found her prince. Slight SJ, but that’s between you, me, and a pond full of frogs. Ch. 3. Sam’s a good kisser. Jack’s naked. Need I say more?

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 5-10-05

13. It's a Great Big World » reviews

SG-1 has been downsized, thanks to an alien device. Epilogue posted. COMPLETE. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,793 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 11-25-04

14. Nine Lives » reviews

An alien device causes one member of SG1 to undergo a drastic transformation. Sorry, I just can't leave well enough alone... An encore of sorts!

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 110,630 - Reviews: 723 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 6-19-04

15. Water Rising reviews

The water is rising, and Daniel has a very difficult choice to make! Very short one shot piece.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-28-04 - Published: 10-28-04

16. The Adventures of Thor » reviews

SG1 is all tied up. But what does a hamster have to do with it all? I guess you can call it a companion piece to Nine Lives. But it’s not really a sequel or continuation, and it’s not necessary to read Nine Lives first.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-16-04

17. A Personal Favor » reviews

Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 6-28-04