Okay, suppose I really should update this. Blah.

Name: Kae, Kotori, Koneko, really, anything that starts with a K I will answer to. My real name is Kendall though.
Age: 20 as of October 9th 2004
Gender: Female
Eye color: gray
Hair color: Changes constantly. Currently dark red brown. And short, kind of like the typical anime boy's hairstyle.
Height: 5'3"
Occupation: Writer, artist, general bum. I used to work at JoAnn Fabrics before my boss turned into the Devil Incarnate. Also a full time student at Hollins University, VA.
Current obsession: Naruto. Love to the Ninjas.
Interests: anime (obviously), manga, yaoi/shounen-ai, books, Japanese, clubbing, music...the list goes on and is rather mundane, really.



Bits and pieces (stuff from my mind and others):

I’m rubber and you’re glue, so your flames shall bounce off me and smell like shit when they stick to you. -yours truly

“That’s not funny.”
“It’d get funnier if we kept on doing it.” – 10th Kingdom

Well, death is inevitable anyway, so dying for the right cause is…
Just as final
Stupid gryphon.
-The Black Gryphon, Mercedes Lackey

Father: It's a girl! Wait, it's a girl!? Damn it! I just ordered 200 'it's a boy' cigars. I demand a refund.
Mother: On the cigars or the baby? (mine. No steal)

Jim started counting off on fingers. “Okay, so there’s gay, straight, bi, tri--”

“Tri?” Aaron asked skeptically, “What, you do men, women, and sheep?”

A goofy grin. “Maybe. Those people are willing to try anything, hence the name. Now don’t interrupt.” Jim continued counting off. “And there’s the metrosexual, the heteroflexible, the homoflexible, and of course, that ever present mystery, the asexual. They’re freaks. Or crazy. Maybe both.”

Aaron goggled. “Er. And which category are you?” he asked tentatively.

The man tapped one finger against his lips, rolling his eyes heavenward thoughtfully. “Oh, I’d say homoflexible, really. Predominantly gay, but some women are just too hot to say no to, ya know?”

The boy was looking faintly ill. “Not really. I think I’m in the last category.”

“Freaky.”

“Inherently, apparently.”

-mine(this conversation may appear one day in a story, but for now the characters have been assigned random names)

Yeah, that's it for now. Go read my stories. They are much more interesting. Or go to my fictionpress profile for original stories. Review to get me off my butt and writing again!