Hello, all. I have written a bunch of fiction. If you're reading this, then I've (most likely) FINALLY gotten a story posted here, and you've found it and wondered if I had more. I tend to edit and re-edit and re-re-edit and basically make sure it's presentable to a board of CEOs before it goes ANYWHERE. And then sometimes my interest wanes and it doesn't get finished...so...yeah.

Name: NOT TELLING, BIZNATCH! (crickets)...just...just call me Machaeus (mah-KAY-oos)...

Location: Village Hidden in Neuroticism (A Naruto (C) Hidden Village that is less known about - people there have some sort of mental disability. I have Asperger's Syndrome, so I fit in relatively well. If you don't know what Asperger's is, it's been labeled "Autism Lite" by one particular asshole that I know of, but that doesn't really describe it well. Wiki it or Google it).

Likes: Naruto, some other anime, those Death Note flash on YouTube with the Chibi characters (look up Death Note: L gets an idea. It's hilarious), Dungeons & Dragons, Naruto d20 (D&D AND Naruto? It's like combining Apples and Pie!), RPGs in general, and virtually anything with magic and stuff in it.

Dislikes: Loud things, scraping noises (especially if metal is involved), loud things, assholes, loud things, two certain puppies that RIPPED UP ONE OF MY VERY EXPENSIVE D&D BOOKS! (ahem) Loud things, evangelical idiots (especially those on TV), loud things, hate speech, loud things, being patient, loud things, people who can't spell or write, loud things, general idocy, and did I mention loud things? (What? My ears are hypersensitive.)

Sex: Yes please (Uh, I mean, male)

Personal Attraction: Breeder (straight), not Gay, not Pendulum ("swings both ways")

Political Standpoints: Uh...pro-pretty much everything except the War and Bush. The way I see it, Bush is just a puppet that's getting led around by his advisors, and the War...as much as I hate it, pulling out now will only damage the infrastructure of Iraq and the surrounding areas.
Here's how I see it: in D&D, you get a 10 percent chance to stabilize every round (6 seconds) when you're anywhere between -1 and -9 hp. At -10, you die. Iraq is at -4 AT BEST, and each round is a year. If we pull out now, we'll be using a full-round action to deal it a coup de grace and kill it. And who'll get the blame? Not the bastards who dropped us into this pointless war. Just US. That will NOT happen so long as I breathe, kthx.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King, Thenewguy15, Machaeus

Oh, and I have a home page now. Check it out if you like the White Wolf d10-based games and you like Naruto, 'cuz I need help writing up stuff.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, today, 3/4/08, let it be known that Gary Gygax, father of Dungeons & Dragons, died. For more details, please visit http://www.giantitp.com/index.html#AmQKTxMeXozCUZHVw0L. Salutes, holds back tears