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Yoh! Psychoatic extraordinarre Kefka Sprite here! NOW BOW BEFORE MY GRACE! Just kidding. I am an anime fanatic and would kill all in my way in the name of anime! Mwehehehehehehee! If i cant read then I go though a withdrawl and slowly die. :) Yay! When not being clubbed by my Psychotic friend Vixie,or recovering from seisures brought on by constsant video gaming, I usually come up with stories of my own. Be warned though, my mind has been to everyplace imaginable, so some things that come out of my head may be disturbing. Read at own risk Mwuhahahahaaa! Burn on!

On my normal side, I enjoy reading romance fan-fics, and will probably produce a few, given my psychotic other personality doesnt turn it into a nightmare thinks about it, shuddersgood god...I am actually quite normal most of the time.I apologize for my seemingly insane side. I just have odd tastes and behaviors.

If any are disturbed by my eccentric nature, then just say to yourself "Thank goodness i dont know him" three times, and hope that it doesnt accidentally summon me to you... :)

Personal info and stuff:

Real name: Kelsey Patrick Davis

Alias: Kefka Alucard Sprite. Sometimes Lord Tedd or Teddshive.

Interesting note: I havewhat of a split personality, one being a quiet but loving goth-like person (me), then snapping to a psychotic, joking and excenttric maniac (my alter ego Kefka). I will randomly flip, so my stories should be very intersting...now there is also pervert in here too (TEDD!)

Likes: All things anime, manga...basically everything from Japan. Swords are good too...Pointy...

Dislikes: My sister, school, computers not working, and haters of Final Fantasy and Zelda. (Except for FF: Crystal Chronicles, that game sucked. Please, hate away.)

BOW BEFORE ME HEATHENS!

ahem...

Physical attributes:

Age: 18

Eyes: Brown, will get contacts to change that.

Hair: Brown/Curly : Ocassionally Purple/Spiked

Height: 6'1"... i think...

Weight: 200 lbs. Okay so im a little heavy. Im working out!

Skin: Pale...sun...bad...

Favorites:

Webcomic: Elgoonishshive.

What? You've never heard of it?Well go read it damnit! www.elgoonishshive.com is a webcomic about a group of teenagerswho encounter some very weird stuff, from living goo, to a Transformation gun,to Aliens and fairies!

now READ THE COMIC OR THE OWL WILL EAT YOU!

Anime: I like every anime, but my favorites are Naruto and Love Hina.

Video Game: Golden Sun and the Zelda series.

Friends: Brandon Hood and Jamie Bunyi (BUNNY!), though i hardly get to see her :(

QUOTES:

(Chrono Trigger) The black wind howls. One among you will shortly perish. - Janus Zeal

I help by resisting the urge to burn you all. -Me, Kefka Sprite

Damn it! The Matrix did it to me again! -My friend Brandon

(Final Fantasy X) Uh...I got to close to Sin and uhh...my heads all fuzzy-like. -Tidus (what a loon...)

SKREEEEEEEEE! -Me. I apologize for anyone whos head just exploded.