I am The Incredible One. I need no further introduction. However, I will tell you a bit about myself since I know that hearing about my...ahem... incredible existence will forever change your life.

About me? I am sixteen going on seventeen... la la la la la la. I need not divulge my true name to thou! I have been told by some that I resemble a bananna cream pudding... but I rather hope that is not true. I formerly had glasses. I also formerly wore my hair in braids every day. But neither still applies!

I have a rather small amount of friends... it seems their number dwindles each day. Those few I have managed to hang onto are quite excellent, though I hardly ever see them anymore due to our suicidal courseloads.

Let's see. I rather like to write... I thought perhaps I'd make a career of it... now I'm not so sure. Meh.

I am horsey folk. Because horses are very special. And I am capable of boring people to sleep with long lectures of horsey stuff. So BE WARNED!

I like tea. And chocolate. And I HATE school. Yup.

I have spent far more hours than I like to think of making sandwiches. In fact, I am a sandwich making professional. Do not speak of Russian dressing to me. It has saturated my very soul, not to mention my sneakers. And my work shirt.

Movies/Books/TV I Like: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Neverland, Troy, Van Helsing, League of Extraordinary Gentleman, Donnie Darko, Benny and Joon, etc. etc. Lets see books-well the original books of all applicable movies above, Daughter of the Forest, Outlander, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Twilight, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce books, fantasy in general. I don't watch a lot of TV, but I like Charmed. Although the last couple seasons have been horrible. I have recently become addicted to That 70s Show, and saw one episode of The Office which I really liked.

Music: Phantom of the Opera! (ALWAYS stuck in my head), Great Big Sea, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Snow Patrol, Goo Goo Dolls, Coldplay, Keane, Carbon Leaf, etc.

The website I listed is not mine, but is that of my friends and you should go to it because it is special. So there.