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Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Hey everyone! I'm just a simple girl who loves to write. As you can see I love the show InuYasha and have a few fics that I've written. Most are Kag/Sess but if you check out my other pen name: Kilalita, you'll find a Naraku/Kagome fic, which in my opinion, is better than my Kag/Sess work. Also, I've just started writing my first Pirates of the Caribbean fanfic. I just couldn't resist writing a Jack Sparrow fic any longer. Hope you enjoy all my work. Besure to check out my sister's work too. Her Pen Name is: Natsuko-Lissa http://www.fanfiction.net/u/646496/ She helps me write "Sesshoumaru's Advice Column" and is a great writer! For any of the people reading my Pirates story "Lost in Translation"...here is a site that I've been working on. It has a list of quotes from that story and pictures of Jack & Kaitlyn. You can access it here: One of my favorite parts of writing is the character interaction and dialogue. So here are some of my favorite "quotes" that I've written. In a few places I've taken out the actual writing and just put in their actions to save space. Quotes from my upcoming “House” fanfic: Wilson: That poor woman had a bone marrow transplant two months ago, her immune system in in the toilet, and you probably just added anxiety to her already long list of symptoms. House: //after meeting a very strange patient// There's a pirate in exam room one. Wilson: A pirate? You mean like, sail the seven seas, plunder your ship kinda pirate? House: //sarcastically// No, I mean there's someone in there downloading music from the internet so they can burn and sell CDs for a marginal profit, kinda pirate. It's my new secret, underground business. I had to give up the sweatshop when the feds caught wind of it.”
Pirates of the Caribbean Drabble: Sins of the Father
Will: Who are you?
Pirates of the Caribbean: Lost in Translation
Kaitlyn: Fun always seems to lead me to trouble Kaitlyn: Are you insinuating that I can't speak like a pirate? Jack: I'm insinuating that there's no way, even in threat of death, that you could pass as a pirate. Kaitlyn: That's not fair Mr. Sparrow. I'm sure if I had enough alcohol or a serious enough head injury I could talk just like you. Jack: Aye, perhaps, though if I let somebody take a snip at me goods I could sound like you, doesn’t mean it’s about to happen //after Jack & Kaitlyn had a bad experience on an island// Gibbs: Is something wrong? Gibbs: So this is the island, eh? Jack: Of course it is Gibbs: How can you know for sure? Jack: I know because she knows //motions towards Kaitlyn// Gibbs: How can you be sure that she knows? Jack: Well, you see, she knows that she knows, so I know that she knows. Which in turn, means that she knows that I know that she knows. Which, of course, also means that I know that she knows that I know that she knows. //pauses// So now you know.” Gibbs: //very confused// Think I'll talk to the lass Jack: Might see if she can translate that to Spanish for you, mate Gibbs: //gives Jack a not so nice look// Jack: Right then, all hands to the boats. Ana Maria: Captain? Jack: Aye? //turns to look at her// If you've come up here to discuss the days events, you might as well just save your breath, eh? Got a whole new day ahead of us tomorrow, just begging to be filled with the promise of endless complications, complaints, complexities, conundrums, quandaries and just about every other word in the English language that starts with the bloody letter 'C' //stops to think about what he just said// With the exception of quandary, of course, which in fact, starts with a “Q” //after Kaitlyn's monkey, steals Gibbs' flask of rum and gives it to Jack// Jack: You know, son, the only difference between courage and stupidity, is that even stupid people can be smart enough to run away. Dallin: Are you saying courageous people are stupid? Jack: No, of course not. That would be insulting all of the stupid people that were smart enough to run away, now wouldn't it? Dallin: So you would prefer your crew to be stupid than courageous Jack: I'd rather them be alive than stupid Dallin: But you just said...never mind Jack: I'm going to share a little pearl of wisdom my father told me years ago. 'You can lead a horse to water but you will never get the bloody thing to swim'.” Dallin: What does that mean? Jack: Don't know, really. Didn't make much sense when me father said it either.
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1. Notice Me reviewsKilala81 will post no more.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete2. Lost in Translation » reviewsKaitlyn agrees to translate a parchment for Jack Sparrow in exchange for safe passage on his ship. Neither could have anticipated that two people separated by age and social class could have so much in common, let alone grow to need each other so much.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,089 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 7-10-053. Honor and Decency » reviewsDMC alternate ending. Jack has his moment of courage and does the right thing, while showing Elizabeth that at least one of them does, in fact, have honor and decency. And what of Davy Jones? Would he really just let everyone else escape in that long boatPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete4. Drabble: Sins of the Father » reviewsJack meets someone from his past. Reuniting can be a painful thing...literally. Hey, it's short and you've got nothing better to do, so just read the bloody thing.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 12-5-055. Beautiful Betrayal reviewsWill's thoughts on 'the kiss' and some deep soul searching about his true feelings towards Elizabeth. One ShotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-06 - Complete6. My Last Breath reviewsI'm about to die,' she suddenly thought to herself. The thought was strangely comforting to her. People so feared dying but now she was teetering on the brink, about to charge straight into death's waiting arms and she had a sudden urge to smile...WEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete7. Ficlet: Captain Jack Sparrow Never Loses reviewsCome on in and find out why narcotics and sleep depravation don't mix. Hey, it's short and won't take up more than a minute of your time...and isn't the word ficlet just adorable?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete8. Chaos! reviewsWhat do you get when you have two bathing women, an angry TaiYoukai, a perverted monk, a flustered hanyou and a ‘sit’ spell gone horribly wrong? Chaos…complete and utter Chaos. ONESHOTInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 4-24-05 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete9. Secrets of the Shinju:Power of the Purified Shinju » reviewsKagome is seeing images from the past, though not all from Hitomi. Sess witnesses the cruel treatment Kagome has endured and sets out to save her. InuYasha travels to the castle to save his friends. They try to retrieve the shinju before it changes hands.Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,317 - Reviews: 449 - Updated: 10-14-04 - Published: 7-16-04 - Sesshomaru & Kagome - Complete10. Sesshoumaru's Advice Column HUMOR PARODY » reviewsSesshoumaru and his Hentai counterpart "Sesshou" answer questions and give advice. Other character stop by as well. Rated for Crude and Suggestive Humor. Read, Review...ask questions and get advice. HUMOR PARODYInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 7-15-04 - Sesshomaru11. Secrets of the Shinju: Loss of the Demon Soul » reviewsPART THREE of Series. Now human, Sess and Inu must travel with Kagome to Toshi. However, Kagome learns that Hitomi wants her powers. When she refuses to comply, Hitomi takes one of her friends into her twisted world putting their life in danger. R&RInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 7-9-04 - Sesshomaru & Kagome - Complete12. Secrets of the Shinju Part II: Tortured Soul » reviewsContinuation of Secrets of the Shinju: Sesshoumaru's Stolen Memory. Unable to get the Shinju from Sesshoumaru, Naraku takes Kagome instead and tries to force her to work with him. When she refuses she learns just how cruel he can be. Violence Sexuality R&Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 7-3-04 - Naraku & Kagome - Complete13. Secrets of the Shinju: Sesshoumaru's Stolen Memory » reviewsKagome & Sess. must travel together. Along the way they grow close. As his memory slowly returns she discovers the pain & abuse he suffered as a child that turned him into the cold demon he is now. His returning memory threatens his sanity & her safety.R&Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,521 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 7-3-04 - Published: 6-27-04 - Sesshomaru & Kagome - Complete14. A Demon's Heart and Ultimate Sacrifice » reviewsNaraku takes Kagome, intent on her bearing him a child. InuYasha can't save her. Sess doesn't want such a child born, and takes Kagome to his castle. First just a playmate for Rin, but after she is nearly raped the demon becomes fiercly protective. IC R&RInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,785 - Reviews: 622 - Updated: 6-27-04 - Published: 6-17-04 - Sesshomaru & Kagome - Complete
