I walked longingly across the hall

my destiny was set

I stumbled across an old computer

Bookmarked to fanfiction.net

I shrugged and clicked on movies

And read fanfic left to right

And though I'm not one for sequels

Try as hard as I might

I sometimes wish, just sometimes

The story was not the end

That sad endings ended happier

That broken hearts could mend

I wished Nightcrawler was in Xmen 3

That V had lived instead of died

I wish for more chapters and more scenes

And more swearing in Maximum Ride

I dreamed of completing every story

And doing originals justice

For who is Edward without Scissorhands?

Or aliens that don't walk among us?

So I made a vow that night

I would turn the wrong things right

I would write a fanfic

For movies manga and books

For when one has an idea

You should never overlook

The power that one word can have

Be they good, or be they bad

My destiny was changed one day

Changed forever, in just one way

So, for now I will write on here

But look out for my books this year

Now I better draw this to a close

I'm running out of words I knows

But remember this lesson that I tell you

Words retain the greatest value

So let your imagination fly

Never let creativeness die

Speak from your heart

As well as your mind

And I think that you will find

Writing can spread the greatest joy

To every girl and every boy (mostly girls)

So sit on down

Follow this direction

Open your mind

And write some fanfiction!

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Fanfiction Status

Kill Kiddo- Chapter 12 has just been added.

Thank you readers for staying with me, and thank you Kory Ward for all your kind words and free Myspace publicity.

VertiCut- This Edward Scissorhands fanfic is actually a test-drive of the storyline for a graphic novel series I want to make called Shadow Town. A new chapter is done, but is still being formatted. Expect it soon.

V for Insanity- The only comedy fanfic I'm writing right now. I'm writing it along with my sister, Mipochici. Mipochici isn't on the computer as much as me, so chapters come and go as mysteriously as the deranged mongoose that stole my sense of decency when I began writing it.

All my stories are powered on reviews and hamster wheels. The more I get of either of them, the faster I will generate stories. Thank you for reading!

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Character Guides

Verticut Character Guide

Urchin: Main character

Beck: Urchin’s friend. Has robotic prosthetics due to a train accident.

Tin-Tin: Urchin’s friend. Loves hairstyling, clothing, and old action movies with gore and swearing.

Addy: Beck’s hacker friend. Lives at the abandoned movie theater Sacrosanct; computer genius.

Dwight: A Battle-bot Addy is restoring. Shows unique programming.

Lintu: One of Beck’s half sisters. Tin-Tin’s best friend before she moved to South Gate.

Darla: Beck’s other half sister, used to work for Urchin’s father. Deals Battle-Bots.

Angelo Rowan: Urchin’s father, a famed scientist/engineer. Disappeared when she was eight.

Asimov: Urchin’s robot and father’s assistant. Was taken away several months before her father disappeared.

Cherry Rowan: Urchin’s mother. Nurse at Hospital in South Gate.

Quotes:

"Tonight, we watch one small, nervous ray of light arouse to embody pure perversion.”--Chaya: Strange Frame

"O dear white children casual as birds, playing among the ruined languages, so small besides their large confusing words-- so gay against the greater silences--of dreadful things you did..." --Anthem for St. Cecilia's Day: W.H. Auden

"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings." -- Dr. Manhatten: Watchmen

"And my heart, It don't beat, it don't beat the way it used to, and my eyes, they don't see you no more. And my lips, they don't kiss, they don't kiss the way they used to and my eyes don't recognize you at all..."-- The Killers

" And I run. I run like the rivers, run like the oceans, and like my blood I run."-- Ophilia Speaks

"I leave that sentimental crap to you humans."--Ryuuk: Death Note

"You can't kill someone who's suffering from a broken heart you whiny piece of shit. Not to mention the fact that I'm just too cool for school. After all...I AM a fucking comic book hero."--V V for Vendetta Comedy Series

"I once found a robin's nest...in Tim Burton's hair."-- Robot Johnny Depp: American Dad

I'm in the process of illustrating Kill Kiddo and VertiCut, so if you want to see some pictures of Nikki, Lolita, Sadako, Urchin, or the cyborgs, email me and i'll email them to you (as soon as I find them in my vortex).

Write on!