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Uh yeh my profile. Well no real point doing it since (according to me) I can't write for cookies and therefore probably won't be posting any stories but here I go.

Name: Hmm…don’t really feel like telling you.

Age: 15

Sex: Female

Birthday: 10th of April

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Location: Australia

Skin Colour: Pale

Hair Colour: Naturally brown

Eye colour: Green

Fav. Colours: Black, purple, blue, green, silver, white.

Fav. Food: Chinese food

Fav. T.V shows: House, NCIS, Teen Titans, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Stargate SG-1, WWE; Raw, Smackdown, ECW

Fav. Books: Old Kingdom Trilogy, Dragon Prince series, Otori Trilogy, Harry Potter series, Heaven and Earth Trilogy and many, many, many more.

Fav.Anime/Manga: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ceres, InuYasha, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Guru-Guru Pon-Chan.

Fav. Movies: POTC, LOTR, Underworld.

Favourite Couples: Okay, to get this over with I have nothing against slash, and in most cases it's more romantic than non-slash. Basically I will read anything as well as it's well written, though I do have my favourites.

Hobbies: Don’t have many. Reading, watching T.V, reading FanFics, playing x-box.

(_)_(_) This is Bob

( . . )Bob wants to conquer the world

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READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

You know you live in 2006 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Deidara, Itachi, Sasori, Tobi, Zabuza, Kisame, Haku, Kakashi.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Itachi/Sakura (only when it is written well, other than that, I have a strong dislike for Sakura), All Akatsuki pairings, Naruto/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Naruto/Sasuke (otherwise I hate the little emo-bastard), Kakashi/Iruka, Zabuza/Haku, Kakash/Sakura (same as the Itachi/Sakura)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No hangs head in shame

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Itachi wall scroll (drools), Sand-sibs wall scroll, various figurines (no Akatsuki dammit), Suna cloth bandana. I want plushies!!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

No, 'caus, as much as I hate to say it...they're characters. dodges kunai thrown by fangirls

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Both!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite?

Akatsuki!! UN!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. 'Caus Tobi is...well anyone whose read the current manga chappies knows.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yeah. Once again the manga reveals all!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi, Konan, Pein, Kisame, Itachi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti. Little Emo-bastard. Some help

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope. But I know what happens!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No. Just up to volume 8 and all the Shippuden.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Of course! Why else would someone wear that shade of orange.

17. Sub or dub?

Subs.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro only in fan fics where she's portrayed as strong and has gotten over emo-bitch. Other than that kinda anti.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Tobi is a good boy!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Duh!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

...not gonna go there.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara...or Haku...maybe Itachi...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Um...romantic?

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Akatsuki members 'caus they're better!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Hell yes!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

No

27. Do you like lemons?

Oh yeah!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Sort of, my mum has to listen to me go on and on about how they always kill my fav. characters.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Huh?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nooo

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Not that I'm aware of.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Nup

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nup

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

...maaaybeeeee

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Uh-Uh

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yes!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Nope

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Ew!! God no!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Nope

41. Looking back at some of your answeres, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Yep XD