Hi all,

I don't write stories. I tried once and it was... scary. So I read and review! Yay!...Though I'm seriously thinking of trying to write one again. I have a notebook and a pencil and EVERYTHING!

One of my great friends lurks around here too... Faile Aybara. She's wicked. And makes me giddy. Especially when we stay up to the ungodly hours of the night watching Harry Potter special features and the three X-Mens. For the record... I converted her to X-menism. MUAHAHAHA!

So now that I've established myself as crazy...

Absolute Reading-OCD Favourite Fics of All Time:

~ Green Street Hooligans: What Could Have Been - by signalfire263 ;

~ Flight of the Thestrals - by GD-7

Fave Quotes

-"Why can't we go up to the border and throw stuff at Canadians? I mean...they never fight back because... They're Canadian!" ~Hyde, That 70s show.

-"The language from the "Pingu" show, so I could understand what those friggin penguins are whining about... Meek meek to you TOO a$$hole" -RobHM (deviantArt) on what language he wants to learn.

"You know, you do an awful lot of winking in your posts...do you think it makes you sound smart, or do you have something in your eye?" - Towns (CW forums)

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it may be necessary from time to time to give the stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -- Miss Piggy

Perfection is impossible. To be perfect, you also must be perfectly imperfect, and the like. Perfection begets imperfection.-ImBill (DA)

"I also missed the memo about the changing of "fairy," I think it's like "faearieeeye" now". -thundercake (dA) - on the spelling of 'fairy'.

"Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts." - Henry Blaha

"I prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each other's ears off." - Elizabeth Taylor (1972)

"Everybody thinks we should have moustaches and hairy arses, but in fact you could put us all on the cover of Vogue." - Helen Kirk- on female rugby teams(1987)

"It's not English. You can't expect to get 90s."-Science teacher on taking grade 11 and 12 Physics

"This is just a reminder to all teachers that today is Tuesday." - Announcements. Jan.10,2006

"If the teacher said no to starting a sentence with 'because', it's because they sent something in
to be published and it got rejected." - Dad

"Mrs. Foster: (while strapping Winnie into corset) You must suffer to be beautiful, so say the French.
Winnie: Well the French are crazy." - Tuck Everlasting

"Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live." - Tuck Everlasting