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since: 05-15-04, id: 589806, Profile Updated: 03-14-08
Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Teen Titans, Kingdom Hearts, Viewtiful Joe, Buffy X-overs, Kim Possible, Star Wars, Ring/Ringu, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Evangelion, and Marvel Zombies.

PROFILE -----------

MUDA DA!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!

ZA WARUDO!!! Freezes time

TOKI WO TOMARE!!!throws knives

...Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu...continues time

MUDA DA! CRASH

Darth- Evil/Bad/DARk lord of the siTH

Jag-Fanfiction writer

Put them together and you get...ME

Fanfiction is a favourite variant of writing for me. Allowing anyone to do what they wish with a set of pre-defined characters.

My fandom obsessions usually include Godzilla, Devil May Cry, Hellsing, Marvel, DC, Evangelion, Transformers, Guyver, Naruto, War Of The Words (The book , not the movie) , Ranma 1/2 , Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Resident Evil and Viewtiful Joe as well as several others which pop up now and then.

I'm a big lover of Video-games and Spicy food, find theoretical fights awesome (Yes, Popeye can best Chuck Norris in a fist fight) and think that if God does indeed exist then he better damn well hurry up and prove it .

SELF-INSERT ------------

I don't usually place myself within 'fics ( I tend to get a little 'god-like' within said fics) but since Agent HUNK has Cameoed me a few times I thought it would be good to give you guy's my 'In-story' description...or better yet a picture !

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6350/darthjagfne2.jpg

While I don't own a suit that ridiculously awesome (Something that tacky makes the meter swing all the way back around ! ) my SI self does ! My face is also always hidden behind shadows or bandages (I'm paranoid like that). The matters of seeing/breathing/facial expressions are taken care of by Author powers...

RANDOM INFO -----

Authors whom are teh Shiznits : Agent HUNK, Classic Cowboy, Laryna6, Markus Saint, Splendid Shadows, Lord Raa, Dancingbrain, Innortal, Rewind Gone Nuts, Serpentsannin

Pairings I support...

Gary/Leaf - Pokemon

Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Temari, Gaara/Ayame, Kankuro/Tenten, Rock Lee/Sakura, Rin/Obito and Tsunade/Orochimaru - Naruto

Dante/Lady, Lady/Vergil, Eva/Sparda, Trish/Nevan - DMC

Shinji/Maya - Evangelion

Captain/Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle/Jan, Yumie/Captain, Yumie/Heinkel, Anderson/Seras - Hellsing

Now onto the fics

Stories

UPDATE : New Story !

Other works - My one shots may be updated with secondary chapters, usually my humour stories.

Now I leave you with this...

HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY ! New Story !!!

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1. 100 Viewtiful Prompts : Villains
The 100 prompts challenge, Viewtiful Joe style!
Viewtiful Joe - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08
2. What if the cast of DMC were in » reviews
Just as the title says, what if the DMC cast were involved with other series. Drabbles, taking requests.
Devil May Cry - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 1-14-07
3. Problems reviews
Being undead comes with its share of disadvantages....Drabble Fic
Complete - Marvel Zombies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-19-07
4. Tumbling down reviews
The world is destroyed and all the author can do is admire....Shameless parody fic , drabble around 400 words. Read and Review
Complete - Evangelion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 1-26-07
5. Calling To The Night reviews
The Perfect Soldier pines for the only thing he cannot have..... MGSPO NullElisa
Complete - Metal Gear - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-21-06
6. Those old war blues » reviews
Various drabbles set in and around The Dawn. Spoilers and Au are abound
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 11-30-05
7. Battlesong Bloodshed and The intricacies of Max reviews
What is the Major ? To his men , and especially to a certain Doctor....One shot , NonYaoi R&R
Complete - Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-12-06
8. Marvellous , Just Marvellous » reviews
Mutants ? God's ? Aliens ? Demons ? Super Soldiers ?. Well , anything IS possible for a possible...
Kim Possible - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 5-7-06
9. Dont Touch The Merchandise ! » reviews
The zany chronicles of our favorite trench coat wearing plaga infested arms dealer.
Complete - Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 6-1-06
10. Texas Ranger reviews
Xander picks an....'intresting' costume for Halloween
Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06
11. Japanimation all across the nation reviews
Anime themed drabbles set in the Kimverse . Read and Reveiw please....
Kim Possible - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
12. All the fun of the circus reviews
The phrase ‘all the fun of the circus’ had never been better represented , then by the grinning No Life King. Set in the Animeverse RR please.
Complete - Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06
13. Curse Breaker reviews
Sure,copying the video is one way .....
Complete - Ring/Ringu - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 1-14-06
14. Fragments of a card reviews
A child looks for his angel , a monster attacks the gaurds and a knight strides through the streets whats with all the cards ?
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-05
15. Revenge is sweet reviews
Vader does his favourite recreational activity Set after epIII
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-20-05 - Published: 11-20-05
16. Akira
Heh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel ....I feel powerful, like nothing can stop me...... [One shot]
Complete - Kim Possible - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 11-5-05
17. Titles reviews
Walter takes very special care of his 'name'......
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
18. Underworld reviews
You dare call yourself vampires hah you are nothing more then garbage , a stain upon this world , be it freak or maggotkin you shall all be ended by my hand .
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-05
19. Aloft the pumpinks glow reviews
It's all hallows eve , but nothing is as it should be........
Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05
20. Light Blue,Dark Blue reviews
The film of the superheroes last movie has run, a film with the roll playing a fortunate hope in the eyes that percieved him and entrusted him as a savior. an unjust cliffhanger ending,Has the last scene been played.............
Viewtiful Joe - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 6-28-05
21. Dive into the heart »
These creatures I was once fascinated with , but no more I have know seen the extension of their evil, I must have the keyblade , they must be stopped! AU
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 5-12-05
22. Hello Mr Anderson reviews
While on a mission our faviroute insanity plauged preist meets a certain other Anderson.....
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 5-7-05
23. EXTERMINATE reviews
Starfire is bought to a alien research lab and is shocked to find something which she thought was long dead. (one shot)
Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 5-5-05
24. Silver haired halloween reviews
What happens when Xander dresses up as the one winged angel himself for halloween (halloween drabble fic)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 4-25-05
25. Wire reviews
Walter muses over his weapons (just my little tribute to Walter the coolest character ever)
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-22-05
26. Pip, pokes, and Godsmack oh my ! » reviews
Seras has dissapeared ! will Pip go crazy has Alucard got anything to do with it and where the hell are the rest of the characters.
Hellsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-4-05
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