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| darthjag |
Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Teen Titans, Kingdom Hearts, Viewtiful Joe, Buffy X-overs, Kim Possible, Star Wars, Ring/Ringu, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Evangelion, and Marvel Zombies. PROFILE -- MUDA DA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!! ZA WARUDO!!! Freezes time TOKI WO TOMARE!!!throws knives ...Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu...continues time MUDA DA! CRASH Darth- Evil/Bad/DARk lord of the siTH Jag-Fanfiction writer Put them together and you get...ME Fanfiction is a favourite variant of writing for me. Allowing anyone to do what they wish with a set of pre-defined characters. My fandom obsessions usually include Godzilla, Devil May Cry, Hellsing, Marvel, DC, Evangelion, Transformers, Guyver, Naruto, War Of The Words (The book , not the movie) , Ranma 1/2 , Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Resident Evil and Viewtiful Joe as well as several others which pop up now and then. I'm a big lover of Video-games and Spicy food, find theoretical fights awesome (Yes, Popeye can best Chuck Norris in a fist fight) and think that if God does indeed exist then he better damn well hurry up and prove it . SELF-INSERT -- I don't usually place myself within 'fics ( I tend to get a little 'god-like' within said fics) but since Agent HUNK has Cameoed me a few times I thought it would be good to give you guy's my 'In-story' description...or better yet a picture ! http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6350/darthjagfne2.jpg While I don't own a suit that ridiculously awesome (Something that tacky makes the meter swing all the way back around ! ) my SI self does ! My face is also always hidden behind shadows or bandages (I'm paranoid like that). The matters of seeing/breathing/facial expressions are taken care of by Author powers... RANDOM INFO -- Authors whom are teh Shiznits : Agent HUNK, Classic Cowboy, Laryna6, Markus Saint, Splendid Shadows, Lord Raa, Dancingbrain, Innortal, Rewind Gone Nuts, Serpentsannin Pairings I support... Gary/Leaf - Pokemon Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Temari, Gaara/Ayame, Kankuro/Tenten, Rock Lee/Sakura, Rin/Obito and Tsunade/Orochimaru - Naruto Dante/Lady, Lady/Vergil, Eva/Sparda, Trish/Nevan - DMC Shinji/Maya - Evangelion Captain/Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle/Jan, Yumie/Captain, Yumie/Heinkel, Anderson/Seras - Hellsing Now onto the fics Stories UPDATE : New Story ! Other works - My one shots may be updated with secondary chapters, usually my humour stories. Now I leave you with this... HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY ! New Story !!! | |||||
1. 100 Viewtiful Prompts : VillainsThe 100 prompts challenge, Viewtiful Joe style!Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 1-30-082. What if the cast of DMC were in » reviewsJust as the title says, what if the DMC cast were involved with other series. Drabbles, taking requests.Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 1-14-073. Problems reviewsBeing undead comes with its share of disadvantages...Drabble FicMarvel Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete4. Tumbling down reviewsThe world is destroyed and all the author can do is admire...Shameless parody fic , drabble around 400 words. Read and ReviewEvangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-07 - Complete5. Calling To The Night reviewsThe Perfect Soldier pines for the only thing he cannot have... MGSPO NullElisaMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-06 - Complete6. Those old war blues » reviewsVarious drabbles set in and around The Dawn. Spoilers and Au are aboundHellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 11-30-057. Battlesong Bloodshed and The intricacies of Max reviewsWhat is the Major ? To his men , and especially to a certain Doctor...One shot , NonYaoi R&RHellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete8. Marvellous , Just Marvellous » reviewsMutants ? God's ? Aliens ? Demons ? Super Soldiers ?. Well , anything IS possible for a possible...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 5-7-069. Dont Touch The Merchandise ! » reviewsThe zany chronicles of our favorite trench coat wearing plaga infested arms dealer.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 6-1-06 - Complete10. Texas Ranger reviewsXander picks an...'intresting' costume for HalloweenBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-06 - Complete11. Japanimation all across the nation reviewsAnime themed drabbles set in the Kimverse . Read and Reveiw please...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-06 - Kim P. & Ron S.12. All the fun of the circus reviewsThe phrase 'all the fun of the circus' had never been better represented , then by the grinning No Life King. Set in the Animeverse RR please.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-06 - Complete13. Curse Breaker reviewsSure,copying the video is one way ...Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-06 - Complete14. Fragments of a card reviewsA child looks for his angel , a monster attacks the gaurds and a knight strides through the streets whats with all the cards ?Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-0515. Revenge is sweet reviewsVader does his favourite recreational activity Set after epIIIStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-05 - Darth Vader16. AkiraHeh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel ...I feel powerful, like nothing can stop me... [One shot]Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete17. Titles reviewsWalter takes very special care of his 'name'...Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-0518. Underworld reviewsYou dare call yourself vampires hah you are nothing more then garbage , a stain upon this world , be it freak or maggotkin you shall all be ended by my hand .Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-0519. Aloft the pumpinks glow reviewsIt's all hallows eve , but nothing is as it should be...Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-0520. Light Blue,Dark Blue reviewsThe film of the superheroes last movie has run, a film with the roll playing a fortunate hope in the eyes that percieved him and entrusted him as a savior. an unjust cliffhanger ending,Has the last scene been played...Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-0521. Dive into the heart »These creatures I was once fascinated with , but no more I have know seen the extension of their evil, I must have the keyblade , they must be stopped! AUKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 5-12-0522. Hello Mr Anderson reviewsWhile on a mission our faviroute insanity plauged preist meets a certain other Anderson...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-0523. EXTERMINATE reviewsStarfire is bought to a alien research lab and is shocked to find something which she thought was long dead. (one shot)Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-05 - Starfire - Complete24. Silver haired halloween reviewsWhat happens when Xander dresses up as the one winged angel himself for halloween (halloween drabble fic)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-0525. Wire reviewsWalter muses over his weapons (just my little tribute to Walter the coolest character ever)Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-0526. Pip, pokes, and Godsmack oh my ! » reviewsSeras has dissapeared ! will Pip go crazy has Alucard got anything to do with it and where the hell are the rest of the characters.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-4-05
