| Koneko Cain |
Author has written 37 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Demon Diary, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Knights, Legacy of Kain, Good Omens, Invader Zim, and X-Men. UPDATES: My laptop, which had the plans for everything I was writing on it, exploded. I'm not quite sure what to do about that yet. About me: Does anyone ever read these things? Well, for anyone curious enough not to skip straight to the fics... I'm 22 years old, a girl, English and I run a comic shop (a really small, really crap one which is now online) called Black Box. Yes, all on my own. Which is why I never have any money. Ah, the joy of being a single, self-employed female with no credit cards. Yes, that is self pity. What else? I don't drive, because cars freak me out. Not nearly as much as phones, which terrify me. I have a mobile because I absolutely have to (for work and all...), but I refuse to switch it on. This really voids the point of having it in the first place, but I find that when it's active people tend to call me. I like to cook, I find it calming. I liked gardening for a while, but I think I may have been having a very quiet breakdown. I'm single, because relationships unnerve me and I'm very stubborn. As for pairings and things, here are the current ones. Seto Kaiba/Yami Bakura - I have a hard time writing anything else now, since I've managed to convince myself that they're a perfect match. Yami Marik/Ryou - They seem to fit well together in my head, and that's where it counts, I suppose. Malik/Otogi - I can't see either of them being straight or with anyone else. Besides, picturing them clothes shopping amuses me. Being a die hard Bakura fan, I don't like Yami very much. He seems to become the default bad guy in a lot of my fics, even when I don't mean him to. And, since I dislike him, I tend to dislike Jounouchi, Anzu and Honda as well. Although, Jounouchi has his moments, if I'm in the mood. That said, Yugioh: The Abridged Series is wonderful and makes me like Yami again when I watch it. If you haven't seen it, look it up and go watch. Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski - Due South. Yes, I know. I don't care. It's become an obsession, and Callum Keith Rennie (Ray) is very pretty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S59wg51mDk). Besides, I like his accent. It's a crime that show never became full blown slash, since it's well on the way there anyway. I'll be content with the fact that Fraser and Ray ride off into the Canadian wilds together in the last episode. Comedy is never a bad thing, either. Yusuke/Hiei - Yu Yu Hakusho. I've written a Kurama/Hiei, and now I hate that pairing. Something about Kurama annoys me, which will probably get me dark looks from the majority of YYH fangirls. I find Hiei a lot more interesting. Wolverine (Logan)/Gambit (Remy Lebeau) - X-men. I can't help disliking Rogue over the whole Antarctica thing, but I like Remy as the outcast with the tragic past. I'm also a sucker for Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler/Gambit and Magneto/Gambit. Cable/Deadpool - I know it's sick. I don't care. Deadpool makes me laugh, and the in-canon fantasies he has about Cable are hardly helping. Murdoc/2D - Gorillaz. Yes, the band. No, I don't know why I like it, either. Patriotism? Nathan Explosion/Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse. As a metal fan, this cartoon makes me grin and want to write something brutal. Messiah/Chihaya - Earthian. Chihaya is in dire need of Valium and Messiah is dead, but I still prefer him over Kagetsuya. Kagetsuya is smug. Cid/Vincent - Final Fantasy 7. This pairing makes me all happy and fuzzy, because I'm convinced all Vincent needs is a hug. That and Cid is wonderful. Jayne/Mal - Firefly/Serenity. Nathan Fillion (Mal) is on a par with Callum Keith Rennie and Hugh Jackman in my favourite actors list. And Jayne just makes me laugh. Slash/Duff - Guns 'n' Roses/Velvet Revolver. Do I really need to explain myself here? There should be some kind of super group with James Hetfield and Mustaine. Except they'd kill each other. That or I'd die from happiness. Kain/Raziel - Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain. Raziel can make having no bottom jaw look attractive, which confuses me greatly. There, that's a good enough list. Plus it'll help me remember what I like. I should have some quotes or something intelligent on here, but I can't think of anything. Check out that Werewolves thing (The Winding Way) and Poor Twisted Me if you want something that might actually be worth reading. Other than that everything else I have on here is kinda sucktastic. Ok, if anyone wants anything, drop me a line at death2disney@hotmail.com, because the email I have on file here isn't working. | |||||||
1. The Winding Way reviewsBakura searches for a leader for his pack, and ends up finding a vampire. Yaoi, werewolves, angst, fluff and romance. Kaiba/Bakura, Otogi/Malik, Marik/Ryou.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-4-08 - Seto K. & Yami Bakura - Complete2. The Outlaw Torn » reviewsMokuba turns up with a job for Yami Bakura. Kidnap Seto Kaiba for a month. Of course, it's for his own good, it's just a shame Bakura violently hates him.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 10-12-07 - Yami Bakura & Seto K.3. Question Time Reload » reviewsYet more Question Time, because it wouldn't die. Marik, Bakura and Seto discover doujinshi, and Ryou tries to go on a date.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 2-4-064. Use the Man » reviewsHe just wanted to self destruct in peace, quietly fizzle out with a minimum of hassle to Ryou, who thankfully hadn’t realized what he’d been doing. He probably never would, until it was too late. Seto, Bakura, yaoi and drug use.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,276 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 11-8-07 - Yami Bakura & Seto K.5. No Leaf Clover » reviewsSlash, Xmen Lobo crossover. Blind and dying, Lobo's last clone is taken in by the Xavier institute. Can they cure him before the real Lobo kills him? LoganRemy, amongst others.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 12-19-066. Shout at the Devil 3 reviewsConversations in the kitchen about Bakura's crazy, and failed attempts at being romantic without the cliches. SetoBakura, MalikOtogi MarikRyou. One shot sequel to SatD 2.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-29-07 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete7. Slither » reviewsSeto and Yami Bakura find themselves trapped underground after an earthquake.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - Yami Bakura & Seto K.8. The Evil That Men Do reviewsRepost. Yami Marik visits Yami Bakura in the shadow realm, violence and yaoi ensue.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-20-07 - Yami Marik & Yami Bakura - Complete9. Hole Hearted » reviewsBakura wants to know what dating is like, and Ryou thinks he's hormonal. SetoBakura, MarikRyou, MalikOtogi.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-2-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K.10. Sympathy for the Devil » reviewsEclipse is forced to play truth or dare, and Erutis seems intent on making him jump Raenef. Will he? What do YOU think? Complete.Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 8-3-04 - Eclipse & Raenef V - Complete11. Chocolate Fish Ice Cream reviewsYami no Marik and Ryou fluff. Marik walks Ryou home late at night, and wonders why Ryou isn't afraid of him. One shot.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-2-06 - Yami Marik & R. Bakura - Complete12. Twist of Cain » reviewsLet's see how well you concentrate on your precious duel while I tear your friends limb from limb. The pretty thief I'll save for later, so which of you wants to be first? Shonen ai.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 2-19-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K.13. Poor Twisted Me » reviewsBakura has to break some news to Seto that he's not going to like, but things are going to get far worse than that. SetoBakuraYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Seto K. & Yami Bakura - Complete14. Brave New World 2 » reviewsYaoi, mpreg, SetoBakura. Sequel to Brave New World. Nine months of morning sickness, cravings and fluff. Complete.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-8-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete15. Almost Honest reviewsSeto meets a pretty girl at a party. White hair, red eyes, evil grin? Possibly not a girl, then. [One Shot.]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-8-06 - Seto K. & Yami Bakura - Complete16. Vodka reviewsSequel to Sandwich. The tournament has turned into a drinking party, and Bakura is trying to make Seto jealous.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete17. Poison Was The Cure » reviewsThe Ghouls are back, and Seto needs the help of half of Domino's most insane band to get the Puzzle back. Except he doesn't care.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Seto K. & Yami Bakura18. Shout at the Devil 2 reviewsSequel to Shout at the Devil. Marik and Ryou should have a relationship, apparently.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-11-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete19. Shout at the Devil reviewsThe strange relationship between Bakura and Seto, and why Malik and Otogi are to be feared.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-9-06 - Seto K. & Yami Bakura - Complete20. Sandwich reviewsSeto finds Bakura passed out drunk in his hotel room, and just how far will the tomb robber go for a sandwich? Yaoi, SetoBakuraYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 1-2-06 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete21. Good Horrible reviewsRed and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-30-05 - Red & Purple - Complete22. Misery Whip reviewsBakura comes home covered in blood. Shouldn't he be just a little more upset about that?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-6-05 - Yami Bakura & Yami Marik23. Brave New World » reviewsComplete. Seto Kaiba has a deal to make with Yami Bakura. All the thief wants is to go back to the Ring, but to do that he has to die.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 10-14-05 - Yami Bakura & Seto K. - Complete24. Dread and the Fugitive Mind » reviewsMarikBakuraSeto. Bakura is having trouble dealing with his past, but Seto and Marik are there to save him.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 10-30-05 - Published: 9-15-05 - Yami Bakura & Yami Marik25. Hell of a Day reviewsHastur is back, Crowley is about to get what's coming to him, and Aziraphale has a fire extinguisher.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-30-0526. Special Chocolates reviewsOtogi has some special chocolates, and Bakura wants them. Yaoi fluff!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-05 - Yami Bakura & R. Otogi27. Feline Empathy reviewsBakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 10-16-05 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura28. So Much for the Afterglow reviewsBakura and Malik, locked in a closet together. Yaoi, bad language and spray cream.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-16-05 - Marik I. & Yami Bakura29. Good Things About Archons reviewsKainRaziel. After Defiance. Kain has a plan, as usual. He can save Raziel from the reaver, if only he could find an Archon...Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-19-0430. Enchanting reviewsRuwalkAlfeegi-ness with added Kharl meddling. He means well. Possibly.Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-0431. Flick reviewsKaibaYami fluffy craziness, complete with Kaiba's inner voice and Anzu bashing. Enjoy.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-24-04 - Complete32. Cutie reviewsYami is ill, and being a pain. Kaiba wants to murder him, and Yugi has to keep them from killing each other. Fluffy yaoi thing.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-24-0433. Days of the Phoenix reviewsKurama tries to entice Hiei in through the window for some fun. Yaoi.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-24-0434. Chicken Soup reviewsBakura is ill, and it's up to Mariku to look after him. Yaoi, sarcasm and Mariku in a nurse outfit.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-24-0435. Play With Me reviewsRaenef is bored and crazy, and doing something strange with the Monopoly pieces. Fluff.Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-24-0436. Alternate Uses for the Pool Table reviewsMalik, Otogi and a pool table, Bakura, Marik and much alcohol. What more could you ask for?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-24-0437. Question Time » reviewsRe-post. Ryou just wants to watch his movie without having to explain why his hair is white or why Yugi is so short to Bakura, who just won't shut up like a good boy.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-30-04 - Published: 5-16-04