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Koneko Cain
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since: 05-16-04, id: 590482, Profile Updated: 03-14-08
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Author has written 37 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Demon Diary, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Knights, Legacy of Kain, Good Omens, Invader Zim, and X-Men.

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My laptop, which had the plans for everything I was writing on it, exploded. I'm not quite sure what to do about that yet.

About me:

Does anyone ever read these things? Well, for anyone curious enough not to skip straight to the fics... I'm 22 years old, a girl, English and I run a comic shop (a really small, really crap one which is now online) called Black Box. Yes, all on my own. Which is why I never have any money. Ah, the joy of being a single, self-employed female with no credit cards. Yes, that is self pity. What else? I don't drive, because cars freak me out. Not nearly as much as phones, which terrify me. I have a mobile because I absolutely have to (for work and all...), but I refuse to switch it on. This really voids the point of having it in the first place, but I find that when it's active people tend to call me. I like to cook, I find it calming. I liked gardening for a while, but I think I may have been having a very quiet breakdown. I'm single, because relationships unnerve me and I'm very stubborn.

As for pairings and things, here are the current ones.

Seto Kaiba/Yami Bakura - I have a hard time writing anything else now, since I've managed to convince myself that they're a perfect match.

Yami Marik/Ryou - They seem to fit well together in my head, and that's where it counts, I suppose.

Malik/Otogi - I can't see either of them being straight or with anyone else. Besides, picturing them clothes shopping amuses me.

Being a die hard Bakura fan, I don't like Yami very much. He seems to become the default bad guy in a lot of my fics, even when I don't mean him to. And, since I dislike him, I tend to dislike Jounouchi, Anzu and Honda as well. Although, Jounouchi has his moments, if I'm in the mood. That said, Yugioh: The Abridged Series is wonderful and makes me like Yami again when I watch it. If you haven't seen it, look it up and go watch.

Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski - Due South. Yes, I know. I don't care. It's become an obsession, and Callum Keith Rennie (Ray) is very pretty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S59wg51mDk). Besides, I like his accent. It's a crime that show never became full blown slash, since it's well on the way there anyway. I'll be content with the fact that Fraser and Ray ride off into the Canadian wilds together in the last episode. Comedy is never a bad thing, either.

Yusuke/Hiei - Yu Yu Hakusho. I've written a Kurama/Hiei, and now I hate that pairing. Something about Kurama annoys me, which will probably get me dark looks from the majority of YYH fangirls. I find Hiei a lot more interesting.

Wolverine (Logan)/Gambit (Remy Lebeau) - X-men. I can't help disliking Rogue over the whole Antarctica thing, but I like Remy as the outcast with the tragic past. I'm also a sucker for Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler/Gambit and Magneto/Gambit.

Cable/Deadpool - I know it's sick. I don't care. Deadpool makes me laugh, and the in-canon fantasies he has about Cable are hardly helping.

Murdoc/2D - Gorillaz. Yes, the band. No, I don't know why I like it, either. Patriotism?

Nathan Explosion/Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse. As a metal fan, this cartoon makes me grin and want to write something brutal.

Messiah/Chihaya - Earthian. Chihaya is in dire need of Valium and Messiah is dead, but I still prefer him over Kagetsuya. Kagetsuya is smug.

Cid/Vincent - Final Fantasy 7. This pairing makes me all happy and fuzzy, because I'm convinced all Vincent needs is a hug. That and Cid is wonderful.

Jayne/Mal - Firefly/Serenity. Nathan Fillion (Mal) is on a par with Callum Keith Rennie and Hugh Jackman in my favourite actors list. And Jayne just makes me laugh.

Slash/Duff - Guns 'n' Roses/Velvet Revolver. Do I really need to explain myself here? There should be some kind of super group with James Hetfield and Mustaine. Except they'd kill each other. That or I'd die from happiness.

Kain/Raziel - Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain. Raziel can make having no bottom jaw look attractive, which confuses me greatly.

There, that's a good enough list. Plus it'll help me remember what I like. I should have some quotes or something intelligent on here, but I can't think of anything.

Check out that Werewolves thing (The Winding Way) and Poor Twisted Me if you want something that might actually be worth reading. Other than that everything else I have on here is kinda sucktastic.

Ok, if anyone wants anything, drop me a line at death2disney@hotmail.com, because the email I have on file here isn't working.

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1. The Winding Way reviews
Bakura searches for a leader for his pack, and ends up finding a vampire. Yaoi, werewolves, angst, fluff and romance. Kaiba/Bakura, Otogi/Malik, Marik/Ryou.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-08
2. The Outlaw Torn » reviews
Mokuba turns up with a job for Yami Bakura. Kidnap Seto Kaiba for a month. Of course, it's for his own good, it's just a shame Bakura violently hates him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 10-12-07
3. Question Time Reload » reviews
Yet more Question Time, because it wouldn't die. Marik, Bakura and Seto discover doujinshi, and Ryou tries to go on a date.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 2-4-06
4. Use the Man » reviews
He just wanted to self destruct in peace, quietly fizzle out with a minimum of hassle to Ryou, who thankfully hadn’t realized what he’d been doing. He probably never would, until it was too late. Seto, Bakura, yaoi and drug use.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,276 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 11-8-07
5. No Leaf Clover » reviews
Slash, Xmen Lobo crossover. Blind and dying, Lobo's last clone is taken in by the Xavier institute. Can they cure him before the real Lobo kills him? LoganRemy, amongst others.
X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 12-19-06
6. Shout at the Devil 3 reviews
Conversations in the kitchen about Bakura's crazy, and failed attempts at being romantic without the cliches. SetoBakura, MalikOtogi MarikRyou. One shot sequel to SatD 2.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-29-07
7. Slither » reviews
Seto and Yami Bakura find themselves trapped underground after an earthquake.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
8. The Evil That Men Do reviews
Repost. Yami Marik visits Yami Bakura in the shadow realm, violence and yaoi ensue.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
9. Hole Hearted » reviews
Bakura wants to know what dating is like, and Ryou thinks he's hormonal. SetoBakura, MarikRyou, MalikOtogi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-2-06
10. Sympathy for the Devil » reviews
Eclipse is forced to play truth or dare, and Erutis seems intent on making him jump Raenef. Will he? What do YOU think? Complete.
Complete - Demon Diary - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 8-3-04
11. Chocolate Fish Ice Cream reviews
Yami no Marik and Ryou fluff. Marik walks Ryou home late at night, and wonders why Ryou isn't afraid of him. One shot.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 5-2-06
12. Twist of Cain » reviews
Let's see how well you concentrate on your precious duel while I tear your friends limb from limb. The pretty thief I'll save for later, so which of you wants to be first? Shonen ai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 2-19-06
13. Poor Twisted Me » reviews
Bakura has to break some news to Seto that he's not going to like, but things are going to get far worse than that. SetoBakura
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-4-06
14. Brave New World 2 » reviews
Yaoi, mpreg, SetoBakura. Sequel to Brave New World. Nine months of morning sickness, cravings and fluff. Complete.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-8-06
15. Almost Honest reviews
Seto meets a pretty girl at a party. White hair, red eyes, evil grin? Possibly not a girl, then. [One Shot.]
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-06
16. Vodka reviews
Sequel to Sandwich. The tournament has turned into a drinking party, and Bakura is trying to make Seto jealous.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-06
17. Poison Was The Cure » reviews
The Ghouls are back, and Seto needs the help of half of Domino's most insane band to get the Puzzle back. Except he doesn't care.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-4-06
18. Shout at the Devil 2 reviews
Sequel to Shout at the Devil. Marik and Ryou should have a relationship, apparently.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 1-11-06
19. Shout at the Devil reviews
The strange relationship between Bakura and Seto, and why Malik and Otogi are to be feared.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-06
20. Sandwich reviews
Seto finds Bakura passed out drunk in his hotel room, and just how far will the tomb robber go for a sandwich? Yaoi, SetoBakura
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06
21. Good Horrible reviews
Red and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!
Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05
22. Misery Whip reviews
Bakura comes home covered in blood. Shouldn't he be just a little more upset about that?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 11-6-05
23. Brave New World » reviews
Complete. Seto Kaiba has a deal to make with Yami Bakura. All the thief wants is to go back to the Ring, but to do that he has to die.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 10-14-05
24. Dread and the Fugitive Mind » reviews
MarikBakuraSeto. Bakura is having trouble dealing with his past, but Seto and Marik are there to save him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 10-30-05 - Published: 9-15-05
25. Hell of a Day reviews
Hastur is back, Crowley is about to get what's coming to him, and Aziraphale has a fire extinguisher.
Good Omens - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-30-05 - Published: 10-30-05
26. Special Chocolates reviews
Otogi has some special chocolates, and Bakura wants them. Yaoi fluff!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
27. Feline Empathy reviews
Bakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
28. So Much for the Afterglow reviews
Bakura and Malik, locked in a closet together. Yaoi, bad language and spray cream.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
29. Good Things About Archons reviews
KainRaziel. After Defiance. Kain has a plan, as usual. He can save Raziel from the reaver, if only he could find an Archon...
Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
30. Enchanting reviews
RuwalkAlfeegi-ness with added Kharl meddling. He means well. Possibly.
Dragon Knights - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
31. Flick reviews
KaibaYami fluffy craziness, complete with Kaiba's inner voice and Anzu bashing. Enjoy.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
32. Cutie reviews
Yami is ill, and being a pain. Kaiba wants to murder him, and Yugi has to keep them from killing each other. Fluffy yaoi thing.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
33. Days of the Phoenix reviews
Kurama tries to entice Hiei in through the window for some fun. Yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
34. Chicken Soup reviews
Bakura is ill, and it's up to Mariku to look after him. Yaoi, sarcasm and Mariku in a nurse outfit.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
35. Play With Me reviews
Raenef is bored and crazy, and doing something strange with the Monopoly pieces. Fluff.
Demon Diary - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
36. Alternate Uses for the Pool Table reviews
Malik, Otogi and a pool table, Bakura, Marik and much alcohol. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
37. Question Time » reviews
Re-post. Ryou just wants to watch his movie without having to explain why his hair is white or why Yugi is so short to Bakura, who just won't shut up like a good boy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-30-04 - Published: 5-16-04
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