Sorry got grounded for reasons unknown... even by me.
Name: Immortal Cavechick (my parents where hippies...oh, and the fact thatI'm immortal comes to mind...not really... wouldnt that be weird if your name was really like Cavechick, or Paper Weight... but I really am Immortal! BOW DOWN TO ME STUPID HUMANS! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Gender: Female... THANK GOD!
Sign: Virgo
Element: Earth
Age: 16 (lil young, huh? and I clame to write!)
I AM A FUCKING BAD SPELLER! AND I LIKE TO SAY BAD WORDS! WOOT!
COOLEST THING ABOUT ME: my eyes man! they are the coolest color i have ever seen. they are blue around the edges, green in the middle, and yellow around the pupil. from far away they look gray. when u get closer it looks green. and when you are right next to me you see all the colors! WAY COOL!
Fave Color: Black... well... really its not a color so I will have to go with eather red, blue, or green.
Worst Color: Pink... it makes me want to vamit... unless its with black...
Lives: U.S.A.
Lines:
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man it's 3.95 per minute."
"Sometimes I dream of being carried off by a giant spuirrel... does that make me a nut?"
"If someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother fucker to hell!"
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
suger is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the suger bowls empty and so is your head."
"If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips."
"Humty Dumty was PUSHED!"
"Your a smart cookie, your just lacking the chocolate chipz!"
"Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts!"
"If a man treats a woman like in object thats wrong. If a man treats an object like a woman thats just disturbing."
"You look really sweet, mind if I lick you to find out?"
"I will not think of boys... I will not think of boys... I will not think of boys... I will not- WOW THAT GUY IS HOTT!"
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. ...Who cares, so are crayons!"
"If a Bandaid, duct tape, and a Tylenol cant fix it... you have a serious problem!"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night. "
"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. "
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"Dyslexic Losers of the World Untie!"
~LINES FROM MY FRIENDS~
Becca:INU-YASHA! Make it go away!
Courtney:'This is a song called Sorry, So Sorry' man I love this dude!
Becca (but I stole it): You light me on fire and watch me burn, but I will laugh out when the tables turn!
Me: Courtney,I need a hut!
Me: What traller park did you grow up in?
Courtney, Becca, and Me: DONT MOCK THE VOICES!
Me: BECAUSE IM EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU! EVIL! EVIL! WHAT PART OF EVIL DONT YOU FREAKIN UNDERSTAND? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (gasp)
Lynsey: You know, you can make anything sound tough if you put 'bitch' behind it. Like,fluffy kittens, BITCH!
(In car with mom and goes past sign that says: SHOULDER DROP OFF)
Me:Oh no! I have to drop off my shoulder to those who need it. Somewhere around the world there is a child with out a shoulder! I cant let that happen!
Tyler AKA Sexy Red: (Jen and I are petting his eyebrows so they go the other way) Nothing says "I love you like touching their eyebrow.
Jen: POTATO BARICUTA!
(Okay long story but here it goes: Payton, Amanda and I always throw food at each other at lunch. Yeah I know we getting too old for stuff like that but yeah. Well Amanda goes and throws a peice of pineapple at him then gets up to throw away her tray away and Payton comes over and put the pineapple in his mouth. When she comes back he spits it out into her hair and she flicks it away down the table. Christina picks it up ((without knowing its been in Payton's mouth)) and throws it at Megan and it goes down her shirt.)
Me: Wow, Payton, its like you licked Megan's boobs.
~CONERSATIONS~
Me: Damn you!
Courtney: Cool... I've never been damned before!
Me: Write the poems!
Becca: Yes, oh master.
Mum: Clean your room before I beat your butt.
Me: (smiles evily) You would like that, wouldnt you?
Me: I offen visit the state of confustion... and I know my way around pretty well!
Courtney: Hey! Me too!
Mum: Yeah... Coutrney could be the govener!
Me: Why cant she be the President?
Mum: Honey, its a state... you cant have a president of a state.
Me: I say we clone Draco!
GW: Yeah! I will have his clone and name him Chris!
(makes clones)
Me: WOOHOO!
GW: Now we have to marry them!
(Online great stuff)
Dean: You know what? The Germans really got around.
Me: Yeah... most people I know are, like, half German!
Hope: I know how they got around!
Dean and Me: Really?
Hope: Yeah... When a man and a woman love eachother-
Me: AHHHHH!
Dean: (covers ears) Dont tell me!
Hope: -they cheat on each other... with Americans! And that is how the Germans got around!
(Dont worry... we where only kidding... 'member I'm American and I take as no offence! In fact I thought it was very funny!)
Me: I had four biscuts and I ate one... then I only had three!
Becca: Okay... Now your really scaring me...
Me: This is what Spongebob does to you...
(In health class after owr teacher tells us "dancing fast" is a good way to lose weight)
Me: You know Tyler, you and I have to go out sometime and 'dance fast!'
Tyler (aka- Sexy buttons): We should. Tonight I will 'dance fast' in my room and my mom will call 911 not knowing whats wrong. And when the parimedics come they will be like 'Its okay ma'am. He was just dancing fast.'
(starts laughing so hard that tears come and everyone looks at me strangly)
(In art I sit down next to Trica as soon as Brooke gets up Brooke is female)
Me: Wow. This seat is warm!
Trica: Yeah, thats 'cause Brooke has a hott ass!
Me: (o.O)What!
Trica:I'm only kidding!
(I had to explane to Brooke that we where talking about her hott ass then she told us how she named her boobs... funny stuff. She goes to fanfic and she is Letters to Charlie)
Me:You know drinking all that caffine with give you halustionations. Do you see any purple smurffs?
Tyler (aka- Sexy Buttons):(looks around) No. (looks around again and wishpers sceared)Their hidding.
Mr. Ackerman: If I was the principal of Illinois...or what ever... I would make it if you missed 6 days of school-thats it you've flunked.
Jake: Yeah, Mr. A if you went out to become the Principal of Illinois I would vote for you... or what ever.
Me: When I take over the world, I'll make sure I keep you.
Tyler (aka Sexy Red): Okay, I could be your right hand man.
Me: Okay, you can help me torture the nonbelievers.
Mau (my grandmother who lives in Oklahoma): You know what we do with people where I come from who's britches are hanging out? (reaches down and pulls up cavechick's underwear)
Me: Well, where I come from we dont reach down other peoples pants.
(Okay long story but here it goes: Payton, Amanda and I always throw food at each other at lunch. Yeah I know we getting too old for stuff like that but yeah. Well Amanda goes and throws a peice of pineapple at him then gets up to throw away her tray away and Payton comes over and put the pineapple in his mouth. When she comes back he spits it out into her hair and she flicks it away down the table. Christina picks it up ((without knowing its been in Payton's mouth)) and throws it at Megan and it goes down her shirt.)
Me: Whoa... It's like you licked her boobs!
(online)
Caitlin: Ok I am back.
Me: What where you doing?
Caitlin: getting food
Me: yeah right you where with some guy
Caitlin: oh yeah there is a guy here
Me: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww your dogs dont count!
Caitlin: No... I am talking about David. U know him... We had a 3some last night... wait U were pissed drunk... u wouldn't remember.
(sorry i had to doc this because this was the first time ever Caitlin was witty)
~~~~~~~~NEW STORIESCOMMING SOON! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~~~~~~~~~~
Luv 4eva!
Cavechick
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