Hi, I'm the Hysterical Rhino. My friend who writes ER fanfiction (mainly), helps edit my story, posts my story, reviews my story and generally acts my scapegoat and best pal/moral support person wrote my first profile when she signed me up on fanfiction without actually telling me first so I thought I should update it because I have now posted fanfiction but still love Austin Powers ESPECIALLY Seth Green who I must say right now is the finest actor EVER and is so underrated for his art. Anyway, before I get started on Seth.....ahhhhh....Seth! I should tell you a little about myself. I have never written fanfiction before my crazy friend told me about hers, I wrote down the title of another story I was writing 'A Touch of Evil' and thought, "Hey, that sounds like a crazy title for Austin Powers fanfic." So after a lot of scribbling, stressing and trying to convice my friends that was not mad/insane or downright stupid for writing Austin Powers fanfic, not to mention a lot of umming and ahhing and "I'll never post it, Beth!". I did the inevitable, succombed to Dr. Beth and said "okay, post the damn fanfiction thingymabob". And, the rest, as they say (do they say it cos I have never heard anyone say it), is history. I think I should shut up now. Happy reading! (How lame is that last phrase, I mean, come on!). The Hysterical Rhino - Evil does not wear a bonnet

'I wear the cheese, it does not wear me'