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Did someone once told me that Marvin was a bit more spiffier than before? Well, I dunno. Yes, we may seemy mentorpeeking at his wife's Twinhead laptop (click here to find out more about Twinhead), or Marvin thinking a way in order to get a few pesos worth of prepaid credits for his Nokia 3510i. I was introduced to the wonderful world of web page design a couple of years ago, starting with FrontPage Express and Microsoft Publisher. Then, I began surfing the net in the summer of 2004, well, just for curiosity's sake (I'm the fist guy who opened the portholes of our home to the world of Internet, hmm, not really) until July 11 (my birthday, that is), when our phone (PLDT, that is) disconnected because of too much telebabad (using the phone for extended periods) courtesy of my rather bossy brother Romel. But my adventures eventually continued when Romel bought a prepaid card/internet card for our second phone (my parents had the phone partially disabled so that it can only do incoming calls except when connecting to the net). The setup's kinda' cool, it lessens my parent's need for Tylenol. Wish me luck! OK, let's proceed to my profile. Why am I so wimpy? Hmm, I digress...

About Me (the human factor):
About Myself: Simple, mabait, matalino pero tamad, walang magawa sa buhay... (simple, friendly, smart but lazy, nothing good to do)
DOB: July 11, 1990 (more than a year before the Soviet Union disintegrated)
Place Of Birth: Bautista Hospital, Cavite City (no, not the captial of my home province)
Height: maybe 5 foot somethin', I dunno...
Weight: a measly 35+ kg.
Nationality: Filipino, of course
Nickname: Mike, Llamaboy (my classmates called me monkey; we were as if we're in a zoo bcoz we had animal names for nicknames)
Home base: #25 96th Street, Gen. Trias, Cavite
Gadgets: A Nokia 6610 (with a face plate off a 6610i; try it!); a bunch of Samsung 3.5 inch diskettes (with some viruses on them)
Fave Food: Fried Chicken (esp. from Chicken Company, McDonalds or KFC), Turkey Spam (just don't spam me), Chicharong Bulaklak (crispy pork intestines), pizza (I also like Green Cab pizza, Pizza Hut, Shakeys), hamburgers, bacon (especially when my dad cooks it; he's a natural!)
Fave Artists: The Black Eyed Peas, NSYNC, Usher
Fave TV Shows: The Wild Thornberrys (finga' lickin n' good!), As Told By Ginger (yeah baby!), Spongebob Squarepants, World's Wildest Police Videos (how come John Bunnel had that crop circle thing on his show?)
Fave Cartoon Characters (sorry, no anime): Eliza Thornberry, Spongebob Squarepants, Courtney Gripling, Chuckie Finster, Scooby-Doo, Patrick Starfish
Dream Vehicles: The Commvee, Harley-Davidson V-Rod/Softail Deuce, Toyota Supra
Dream Gadgets: a Nokia 6630, an iPod, another iPod, and lots of keyboards to throw at the Russian Keyboard Toss Competition
Fave Video Games: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2; Need For Speed 2: Hot Pursuit
Least Favorite Gadget: the Nokia 6260, it had too many caveats
Fave Subject: Recess...hehe!
Fave Radio Station: 97.1 WLS FM (I also like that John Hendrix guy, though he's not much of a Mr. Murphy-style guy)
Fave Color: Anything that's blue may do.
Fave Vehicles: a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy; a Smart car
Weird Facts: I'm too darn childish; I still watch cartoons even if I'm 15; I have a small collection of discarded cellular phone face plates
Digestive juice pH level: 2, maybe...hehe!
Any caveats in me: I'm too lazy; I'm as ugly as a bald car tire
Recent Visits From Mr. Murphy: It happened in May 29, 2004, when I was circumsized; I almost bled to death when the surgical stiches on my penis (excuse for the word) worked loose. It was a very unfortunate moment for me, bcoz I missed the Black Eyed Peas concert in Manila
Injuries: Many; I've been scratched by a hybrid mini pinscher/German sheperd dog recently
Things that I did a few weeks ago: Bought a Nokia 7250 face plate
(Pirated entry from Billy Bartels) If I were a tree, the kind of tree: hmm, I would definitely be a cactus...I dunno.
If I were a cartoon, who would I be: hmm, I would be like Chuckie Finster, only that I'm more hip-hop than him
Mottos: Just put a smile on your face, and don't take things too seriously; No retreat, no surrender.
Guys that I would like to thank: I made a Shockwave Flash-style credits/thanks page, but... OK, here it goes. I would like to thank my pal Marvin for all the humor and for all the "canine-ish" fun, my classm8s and teachers at Claremont School esp. Bryan, my teacher Alvin Abad, my other classmates Desiree, Maricar (she reminds me of Courtney Gripling though she's just a mere mortal; she's a bit of a kikay like Courtney), April "the lizard", Alvina (she's the resident GMA Kapuso in our class, she's the youngest and she always asks questions), the guyz at Tripod.com, the Fanfiction.net staff for all the time you guys have spent on my stupid Thornberry stories, my colleagues at Fanfiction.net esp. macaha2005 and growingup, and my fellow bloggers at G-Blogs especially intellisense, tracer1980, dumbledork, vivienv and all the guys who inspired me to join you...thank you:-)

You can also try http://www.soundclick.com/porkshake for some hot comedy, altugh it may take me months before I create my first track.

UPCOMING STORIES AND PARODIES:

"Samueline" - Splinter Cell, written in the style of Ludwig Bemelmans' "Madeline".

"Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology" - My biggest mashup ever, celebrity cameos, insane stuff, and wacky situations. Featuring Shirley Temple, the Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake, Justin Timberlake, Doctor Phil, etc...

"Titanic: Two The Surface" - Based on the mock movie trailer of the same name, this is when Jack Dawson was released from a block of ice and when he started a new life in the future...