llamaBoyPH
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since: 05-17-04, id: 591541, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
country: Philippines
Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Wild Thornberry, As Told By Ginger, Splinter Cell, Misc. Books, Misc. Cartoons, Grand Theft Auto, Tower of Terror, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Did someone once told me that Marvin was a bit more spiffier than before? Well, I dunno. I was introduced to the wonderful world of web page design a couple of years ago, starting with FrontPage Express and Microsoft Publisher. Then, I began surfing the net in the summer of 2004, well, just for curiosity's sake (I'm the fist guy who opened the portholes of our home to the world of Internet, hmm, not really) until July 11 (my birthday, that is), when our phone (PLDT, that is) disconnected because of too much telebabad (using the phone for extended periods) courtesy of my rather bossy brother. But my adventures eventually continued when he bought a prepaid card/internet card for our second phone (my parents had the phone partially disabled so that it can only do incoming calls except when connecting to the net). The setup's kinda' cool, it lessens my parent's need for Tylenol. Wish me luck! OK, let's proceed to my profile. Why am I so wimpy? Hmm, I digress...

About Me (the human factor):
About Myself:
Simple, mabait, matalino pero tamad, walang magawa sa buhay... (simple, friendly, smart but lazy, nothing good to do)
DOB: July 11, 1990 (more than a year before the Soviet Union disintegrated)
Place Of Birth: Bautista Hospital, Cavite City (no, not the captial of my home province)
Height: maybe 5 foot somethin', I dunno...
Weight: a measly 35+ kg.
Nationality: Filipino, of course
Nickname: Mike, Llamaboy (my classmates called me monkey; we were as if we're in a zoo bcoz we had animal names for nicknames)
Home base: #25 96th Street, Gen. Trias, Cavite
Gadgets: A Nokia 5320 XpressMusic (firmware v4.13)
Fave Food: Fried Chicken (esp. from Chicken Company, McDonalds or KFC), Turkey Spam (just don't spam me), Chicharong Bulaklak (crispy pork intestines), pizza (I also like Green Cab pizza, Pizza Hut, Shakeys), hamburgers, bacon (especially when my dad cooks it; he's a natural!)
Fave Artists: The Black Eyed Peas, NSYNC, Usher, Ne-Yo, etc.
Fave TV Shows: The Wild Thornberrys (finga' lickin good!), As Told By Ginger (yeah baby!), Spongebob Squarepants, World's Wildest Police Videos (how come John Bunnel had that crop circle thing on his show?)
Fave Cartoon Characters: Eliza Thornberry, Spongebob Squarepants, Courtney Gripling, Chuckie Finster, Scooby-Doo, Patrick Starfish, Strawberry Shortcake
Dream Vehicles: Nissan GTR, The Commvee, Harley-Davidson V-Rod/Softail Deuce, Toyota Supra
Dream Gadgets: Anything that pwns
Fave Video Games: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2; Grand Theft Auto
Fave Subject: Recess...hehe!
Fave Radio Station: 97.1 WLS FM (too bad it ended up being a cheesy radio station)
Fave Color: Anything that's blue may do.
Weird Facts: I have a small collection of discarded cellular phone face plates
Digestive juice pH level: 2, maybe...hehe!
Any caveats in me: I'm too lazy; I'm as ugly as a bald car tire
(Pirated entry from Billy Bartels) If I were a tree, the kind of tree: hmm, I would definitely be a cactus...I dunno.
If I were a cartoon, who would I be: hmm, I would be like Chuckie Finster, only that I'm more hip-hop than him
Mottos: Just put a smile on your face, and don't take things too seriously; No retreat, no surrender.
Guys that I would like to thank: First of all I would like to show some big respects for The Lord God Almighty, my mum, my dad, my high school pal Marvin for all the humor and for all the "canine-ish" fun, my classm8s and teachers at Claremont School esp. Bryan, my teacher Alvin Abad, my other classmates Desiree, Maricar (she reminds me a bit of Courtney Gripling though she's just a mere mortal; she's a bit of a kikay like Courtney), April "the lizard", Alvina (she's the resident GMA Kapuso in our class, she's the youngest and she always asks questions), my homies at Japan School of Advanced Technology, especially Eugene, Jarny, Rejean, Francis, Sir Fermel, Sir Jay, Sir Marvin, Ma'am Cha (MADNESS!), the Fanfiction.net staff for all the time you guys have spent on my stupid Thornberry stories, my colleagues at Fanfiction.net esp. macaha2005 and growingup, as well as my fellow forum mates at TGTAP, GTAForums, Strawberryland Forums and TowerOfTerror.org - Urbandecay, Urbanoutlaw, JAB Hacksoul, Deji, narcis_speed6, Fredskin, Eazy, MrLlamaLlama, Micah, Random Bellhop, Anna, Tower Maniac, John Salapatek (aka John Franklin, the guy who played the role if Isaac Chroner and Dewey Todd), and all them guys out there who's been so kind...


1. Sing Along Time » reviews
Just wrote this ASoUE spoof out of boredom. The siblings are on the run after they got off the island in the thirteenth novel, and so they decided to spoof some popular songs. Rated K for some drug references and crude humor.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 1-2-10 - Klaus B. & Violet B.
2. Tower of Terror: The Introduction reviews
A short introductory prequel to the film, detailing the events that occurred before the tragic elevator mishap back in 1939.
Tower of Terror - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-09
3. The Ballad of Little Dewey » reviews
A short parodical/alternate storyline based on the events that took place in October 1939. What if they end up in a California suburb with Carl "CJ" Johnson and all them Grove Street hoodies? Will they get back to the Tip-Top Club?
Crossover - Tower of Terror & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 7-21-09
4. Not Another Buddy Movie reviews
Not Another Buddy Movie is a parody/crossover story by yours truly, combining Eloise and Splinter Cell into a unique, crazy mashup. Many events, plot elements, characters and stuff from the Grand Theft Auto III series are involved.
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-08
5. Grand Theft Auto: Texas Tea Affair reviews
A little GTA Madeline crossover story. Maddie's now in her thirties, owner of a Texas oil company, and living in Vice City. She had been friends with Tommy Vercetti, but Sonny's raid on her mansion changed everything... Still in progress M for violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-07
6. Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology » reviews
A spy, a child actress an a rapper... What happens when Sam Fisher tries to infiltrate Willy Wonka's factory, gets to meet some celebrities and stuff? With cameos from Justin Timberlake, Shirley Temple, the Care Bears... Rated T for violence & drug refs..
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-23-07
7. Goodbye, Strawberryland NeYo parody reviews
[Strawberry Shortcake] A take at the redheaded fruity kid, with Huckleberry Pie ranting at his exgrilfriend, which was none other than Shortcake. Based on NeYo's song, So Sick.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-06 - Complete
8. Fogg: A Madeline Nsync Parody reviews
This was my own sentimental spoof about Madeline, the French schoolgirl. There are some of us who know about her surname, so I made a song, with an adult Pepito singing...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-26-06 - Complete
9. And Sam Was Gone: A Ginger Foutley Comedy Poem reviews
It's a parody of the poem that Ginger Foutley of As Told By Ginger wrote entitiled And She Was Gone, which is about Sam Fisher, of course. R&R!
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-05
10. Where Is The Love, Miranda? An ATBG Rant reviews
...uh, I think I saw courtney's wrong side, but let's sing this, shall we?
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-05
11. Let's Get It Started The Parody reviews
Now that I'm back, let's get the BEP parody started! R&R.
Wild Thornberry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-05
12. Where Is The Love, Goku? A Song From The Nicktoons reviews
This song may not focus on Goku and the gang but in this fic, the Nicktoons are telling Goku that "enough rough stuff is enough".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-04