As you can probably tell from reading my crap, I was always the weird, kooky-looking kid on the playground the other kids refused to play with. These days, I enjoy all the benefits of my standing within society: dancing on top of a float at the Sydney Mardi Gras, failing school tests creatively, contemplating the universe, pretending I don't like pulp fiction, taking wanky art student photos, bludging my life away on the internet, and complaining about the current political situation when I really have no clue what I'm talking about but I want to sound aware/intelligent/worth talking to (don't lie, we've all done it!).

I have multiple personalities. Some are simpering and pathetic, some are a tad scary, and some are just plain fun, but all of them are narcissistic and loser-ish. I like metaphors and shiny things. Really, though, my biggest hobby is researching the origin of words, especially those that end in '-ism'. Right now, I'm looking into words such as cynicism, pessimisim and sadism (barrel of laughs, aren't I?). The word Sadism probably came from Marquis de Sade? I really, seriously, find that fascinating.

When I'm not being weird, I'm being friendly. If you want, you can email me at professionalinsomniac@hotmail.com. Or IM me at any time, since I'm pretty much always up - XD.