Greetings! I am probably the first person to travel back in time for
the sole purpose of writing and reading fanfiction.
In my time (the
future) www.fanfiction.net will be destroyed by an evil orange troll
seeking to end all that is good and fun in the world. This is such an
awful tragedy, especially to one like me, who has grown so dependant of
fanfiction that I cannot live without it.
Help me fix this horror, by
killing any evil orange trolls that you might come accross. Make sure
they are orange, because I have a few friends who are red, green and
purple trolls, and if you kill them I will be very upset with you, so
upset that I might go back to the future, and die of fanfiction
withdrawal.
Note, this is a very serious condition and not a laughing
matter. You have been warned.
Read my stuff, and review!