I'm just a mediocre little person. Nothing to see here. Move right along.

If you like something you see... go ahead, help yourself. I disapprove of plagiarism, obviously, but if God forbid I come up with something halfway decent and you want to scavenge it, polish it up and make it better, well, who am I to complain? You don't even have to cite me as a source, though I'd probably appreciate it.

About All The Dementors: This is what happens when the author spends three weeks in a tiny house in the middle of nowhere going stir-crazy. I'm not normally so inane. Really. About the sequel: there is no sequel. There won't ever be a sequel, unless you write it yourself.

About In Loving Memory: Written back when I was a melodramatic little idiot with more drama than sense. I honestly have nothing else planned for this story. Sorry if that disappoints, but you have to admit it's not all that good of a story anyway.

About Harry Potters Anonymous: This is not meant to be taken seriously. It is a thank-you present to anyone who reviewed All The Dementors.