Why hello there...

The only thing you need to know about me is that I'm a cynical bitch that isn't afraid to rant you to Motel 6 if you have a crappy story. I'm not going to suck up to you and say "it was really interesting and great, but you probably want to fix..." or I won't stop reading just because I think it sucks. Yeah. So you can shove the whole "Well if you don't like it, don't read it!" crap up a whale's rear end.

If I said I LIKED your fic, well done. It doesn't take a lot to please me but most of the writers on here are preteen fangirls who want only to fufill their obsession with some "hot kawaii bishi".

ANYONE who uses the word "chappie" should burst into fire. I don't care if you're the fucking Pope, you do NOT use that word.

If you want to rant at me, then by all means, email me. That's why it's here. If you're angry, be angry. I can't stand it when you people try to use that whole pacifist act in hopes that I will be calm and mature in return. Na. I'll bitch. You should bitch too. It's nice.

Any and all idiot letters and flames without a decent argument will be laughed at and see fit that such letters will be burned to fuel the fires in my own level of Hell.

Giving a few good reviews and some bad,

Plasma

...Now get the hell out.