HelloWorld

I ship Draco/Ginny but most of my old stories are Draco/Hermione. I know shame on me! But it is fact that the DH shipping is the biggest pairing in fanfiction! :D So I is a conformist, yes.

I write mostly comedy and romance though I have to say, my sense of humor has been dying down quite a bit lately. I've got some deeper, darker, dramatic (alliteration!) shitzpa in here but... I kind of fail at those. So essentially... i just fail at life.

Also check out my favorite stories! Most of them in there are really old, completed stories but I recommend all of them!

edit:// I know I've been on like a crazy long hiatus. I have no excuse except the fact that I'm a senior and college apps have been analling me good and hard. And I just have the worst writer's block possible. I promise (and I never break my promises ) (not.) that I"ll start writing and finish some goddamn stories next semester. So please pull through with me until next year!! And for your patience, maybe I'll bake cookies... and eat them myself...

my stories

Here's is a list of some of my best stories... they're all still quite shoddy but they're less shoddy than the other really shoddy ones.

Roommates

This story got me started on drugs. Well, I don't do drugs, but it made me seriously think about it. Ever since I got a whopping 20 reviews the first chapter, I decided that I had to work my ass off, but it didn't get me very far because every chapter, my reviews went down... Which proves my point that because of this story, I lost my touch. My writing deproved. Anyway... It's a story about Hermione searching for a roommate to help pay her bills and meets Draco. Later, he becomes more than just a roommate. I think this story has its good moments, though. Anyway, if that interested you, go read. And don't give up on me. And if you are reading this and you are still a reader of Roommates, let me tell you that I've been almost cutting myself (again, I don't do those things but I think about it when I think about this story) to get the LAST CHAPTER on. Now... IT'S COMPLETE!

Dear Winifred

I actually enjoyed writing this because it was really easy to write and a lot of you seemed to like it. It's a typical love story, cliche'd and all, but with one twist: it's all in the point of view of Draco Malfoy. This is how a metrosexual not a homosexual (cough) looks at love. Very perverted and a very stupid kind of humour, but apparently, a lot of people liked it so yeah. knock yourself out. DracoGinny COMPLETED

The Tale of Two Caffeine Addicts

This started out as a sweet, fluffy story that permitted me to indulge in my coffee addiction AND fanfiction addiction at the same time (2 birds with one stone, ya?) but eventually, this story made me even more addicted to coffee as I lost much needed sleep tossing and turning because of this story. Anyways, Ginny owns a coffeeshop, takes care of her 15 year old twin niece and nephew (2 characters I actually completely adore) and flirts with Draco who just became the new defense against the dark arts professor. They're all addicted to coffee... AND EACH OTHER. wow as if I could get any cornier. oh please shoot me now. All in all, I guess this story is kind of cute. Lots of characters though so if you're not good with names like me, then yeah... have fun. Anyways, it is under the list of less shoddy stories so... and to my lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely readers... this is one of the stories I intend to finish by next year. I have 1-2 chapters left so please don't give up on me!

Crime and Punishment

I used to like this story a lot more but I have a tendency to kill my stories with my inability to end them correctly. And this year, I finally actually read the book that this story's title (TITLE ONLY, FOLKS) was based on and it is... absolutely nothing like it and I made that Russian author (I really don't feel like looking that up) turn over in his grave. So I'm really sorry to you, Russian author. But again, out of all my shoddy stories, this has been one of the less shoddy. Ginny's an opinion columnist who bashes people (my former dream job) and goes too far when she bashes Draco. She gets in trouble at work and forms a deal with Draco... and shit happens. conflict, conflict, drama, drama, love, love, shitty ending, shitty ending...

Elite

This is my most recent, newest story. The idea of it branched off one of my stories on my other account (Laissez Faire) and I quite like it but I just have not had time to go back to it. I also got little motivation from the lack of reviews but I know that is mostly my fault so after some small adjustments, I'll keep it going. It's comedy and all, but what I'm really interested in are the societal themes that I have attempted to portray- kind of the inevitability of class structures, elite and aristocracy, etc. Ginny's kind of the black sheep of that elite society her family's in and Draco is an outcast because of his old money... outcast love?

And here is the list of the shoddier stories of my shoddy stories. I don't recommend reading them unless you want to fry your brains and lose some brain cells. I mean, I exaggerate but I personally don't like these. But really, feel free! :D

Yet One Comes

This is my first story... so basically one of my worst. It's a story about a new defense against the dark arts teacher coming to Hogwarts to teach, but she's really hot and really young with a freakishly big secret. But until it's revealed, Hogwarts goes through many changes, both good and bad. HermioneDraco, HarryNewgirl, RonNobody. This story was made before the... fifth book came out? Or sixth book came out? Anyway, the point is that this story is ancient. You can try reading it if you want. I don't think you'll get far. completed

My Lovely Maid

Surprisingly, this is one of my "better stories" as in... more reviews. WBut anyway, it's my second story. It's a story of Hermione's parents tragically dying during her sixth year without her knowing and her being taken in by Draco Malfoy to be their maid. However, something horrible (drama, drama) happens to her and Draco has to deal with the consequences. (This story can get very tedious and melodramatic, you see. This was written at the peak of my korean drama phase) DracoHermione, a chapter of RonHermione, I think. Everyone hated my ending. completed

Wake Up, Darling

I am dissappointed in this story. I wasn't really even supposed to finish it, but I did because I would NEVER abandon a story... (yeah right) I got this idea when I was walking home, tired, sleepy and wishing I was a witch so that I could just apparate home. And so basically, this story was written on a basic foundation that Ginny gets to apparate home. HOWEVER, that never happens. Yeah. Lame. Which is why I became dissappointed because there really was no point of the story then. But anywhoo... It's a story of Draco and Ginny being taken to the states so that Draco could be safe from the death eaters. But when they get there, they see that the horror of their past still haunts them there. It's not really scary, though. I make it sound scary, don't I... Anyway, Ginny never apparates home from school and Draco does once. ONCE. DracoGinny. One of my cheesy stories. completed

We love you, Professor Granger

Ah, I got so into this whole teacher-student stories that I've been reading on Fanfiction where either Draco becomes a teacher and Ginny learns from him or Draco AND Hermione become teachers or when Hermione becomes a teacher. Anyway, I went with the latter. Draco screws himself up, and it happens so that Hermione becomes a professor at Hogwarts with Draco learning as a pupil from her. Payback time? No. It's not what you think. It was supposed to be a payback story that's funny and evil, but it's not. It's drama. Pure drama. More drama than the end of My Lovely Maid, or Wake Up Darling. It has a weird ending. DracoHermione. A little bit of DracoGinny. completed

My big arrogant obnoxious boss

Okay, well this story's sort of dead and it's been dead for a while. I'm a procrastinating bitch. If you guys are still interested... email me because I have the last chapter not written.. just not anythign in between. Scatterbrained I am. It's about Ginny going to the states to escape the cruel world and Draco meeting her there. He happens to be her boss. Dun dun dun. Personally, though, I think that this story had the best first chapter. I really liked (yes, I actually liked something in my story) the first chapter of this story. The rest of it is... uh... shit,. DracoGinny DEAD

Snapshots

Dead story. Really. It's about Hermione being a photographer. It's meant to be deep and philosophical... and then my mind blew up from all the deep and philosophical meanings. DracoHermione dead

Harry Potter and the Show of the Rose

This would be considered dead even though already have the last chapter written. I got this idea and I wrote furiously, but I didn't get enough reviews which made me lose motivation. It's my dark story, the one with an actual plot and stuff, after HBP. It's long. And sort of dead, but again, I HAVE THE LAST CHAPTER WRITTEN. Later. Not really romantic. HarryNewgirl like...dead. please email me if you would like to know the ending... or i can tell you know. basically, harry was a horucrux and the girl (i even forgot what i named her) was voldemort's bitch but she goes to the good side in the end... btw, i wrote this way before book 7 came out... AND I TOTALLY KNEW HARRY WAS A HORCRUX FROMTHE BEGINNING. AND EVERYONE SAID "NO, NO, HE'S NOT" WHAT NOW BEEEEEEECH.

Pretty Woman

I wrote one chapter of this after watching the CLASSIC MOVIE "Pretty Woman" and found some kind of connection. Now, I've completely lost the connection so I have no idea what to do with this. Dead!